JeSsi.Haze
Im Not a Pornstar [LMfao], bt m nOt.
Yea, tHe lEvel Of Sarcasm In mE is too Intense, [this How Eva does not apply 2 the 1st sentence, lol] Got an Ok Sense oF humour, uhm Ja, long as u knw dat, u soRted :)
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LOL ( :
Lol. Nosy Much, You'l Eventually Know His Name.
Tall As I Am? Haha Naa Hey.
*ScreamsFromTheTOPOFMYLUNGS* NOoooooooooooooooooo ( :
Lol... Good Qooh (-_-?)
Lmao.
Lmao... Nat Really, But Yea... I Mean I Guess So, Lol.
Errr 0_o I Don't Have A Shagmate, Never Even Had One... Entlek Who Is "K" ?? Ai #Smh
Prolly Gon Chill Out ( :
No Hectic Plans Ey.
Greatest Complement I've Goten The WHOOOLE Year, Lol.... Thank You Very Much ( :
LMAO, Nah. Thank You For Thee Offer Though, But I'll Pas* (:
Lol, Im Not Hey.
LOL, My Gawsh, Haha. Flatter Me Why Don't You, Lol, Thank You ( :
Lol, Was Bored... Saw Some Guy On My Homepage Ansa A Few Q's, Remebered That I Had "Qooh.me"... The Rest Is History ( :
Lmao! I Dont Even Know Who You Are... How Am I Gon "Call" You?
Lol... Thank You (^.^)
Lol... Still Am... Wasnt No Phase ( :
An Ex Turned Buddy (:
Which Jay?
Lmao, Yea... Pretty Much.
Who Is That? 0_o
Oh WoWw... AnD yOu CamE Up With Alluh tHat On Your Own??? Nice *ClapS Hands*
nAh.. I UpGradEd tO MakIng s\'Ferbs Like You EAt **** :)
Phahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... You DAre Me?? How Cute.
ohh, OkAy, Thats Nice.
LmFAooo, Whaaaaaaaat??? pHahaha 0_o... tja.. Lebolaya Batho Weitsi??? Im Chilling With JeyJ As I typE this... lmFao #DIes
LmfAooo... Wooow... LikE ArE yU SeriouS Ryt nOw??? Ma GAwshh... I Dont EVen know,Em pIpo He/ShE tAlks About.... I Dnt EVen havE tHem oN Fb... ai.
Lol, pRolly ROuNd 30'SomEthIng... but Im BuDdies wIth likE 8oF thEm.
LmFao, ai... Nna i Live iN Pta.. How tHe hEll wOuld i knoW bOut Jhb pIpo???
LmFao... now wHy yU blamIng mE?? eh, lol.
I dOnt EVen Understand WHy yOu SuDenly Got Qooh.mE... IT DIED Weeks back.. lol
Im A Cousin tO his Half sisterz lil Bro, From hIs Lis sistas Mom's SiDe -_-
Lol... oFcourse i Do.
ThE Ussual... Lmao.
Lol nah... But likE i Dont know WHo yOu bE ey...
No ! ! !
LmFao... i Could Say tHe SamE tO yU... but tHen i Aint suprISed.. #RollsEyes
AoWa... wHy WOuld i WAna Deny tHEse Cowardz a platForm tO VOice oUt thEy Bull****?? Er1 DeservEs a CHanCe tO bE hEard wEitsi?? (: And U know I REply tO thEse tHinGz wHen im bORed, sO tAKE tHe hInt, lol.
Im nOt hOmE..
AnD i Don't likE VisitORs Ey... :/
mORe ESpEcialy tHoze wHo OFfer tO ComE thRu... i LikE tHoze i invitE (:
LmAo... nah, aND bEsiDes i DOn't EVen know wHo It iS.
Lol... GueSs yU mEan PrEferenCE... Now wHat i SHOULD gO For iS bUFf.. FoR my obViouS AppEaranCe ReaSonz.. but thERez Juz somE bOut SkiNny guys... Goshhh.. wIth tats ((0H SnAp my PopstiClEs... wait, iM pRolly tHinkin bOut tyga :? ))
Lol, but likE i Said, ErtHang GoEs Ey, Lol.
I LikE em Both AnD eRthAng in bEtweEN.
LmFao.. GiFt tHou??,phahaha #DIEs
G0odm0rning =)
LmFao... ai. Id so LoVE tO sEe yU Walk Up2 mE n stIll put yUr as* tO REst wHilE Spitin kAk wIth yuR 2nd ShtHole... (: AnD tHe way Im sO Calm tHou?? Itz AmAzing... Soo AmAzing SOo amazinG... so amazING *Kanye\'sVoice*
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rnlEt mE seE yU make my day... no, Hol\'uP... MAKE MY LIFE, aNd ComE thRu in an attEmpt tO MAKE ME STAY OFF HIM :):) i daRE yU... NOoo, I DoublE DarE yU Mah\'****Er (:
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rnMay yO DEmons tAlk It tHru wIth u bFaw, u \"COnfrOnt\" mE (:
LmFao.. Oooh ****t... tHiS has to bE Tro... lol... Nun I oWn iS BigGer tHan what TshiDi has Ey... bUt likE wHat ARe bOomerangz?? 0_o
Dude itz MANSIONS.. tHErez nO "t" iN It (:
aND wHo aRE U tokin Bout tHOu?? o_0 aI.
Huhhh *r0Zay'sV0ice*
HavEnt wE all?? lol, Got my 1st spAnk in 1st GRade (:
Ah nana,,, M BOred anywayz.. (: whEr yu @?? Nd thEy Can Judge all tHey wAna.. il Still hAVe My SOul.
YEs, witH a Guy I knEw wEll Enough tHou...
St0p wHat iM dOin?? i hAvnt EVen stArtEd... aNd iM Guessing yU onE oF Jayjay\'s GRoupIEs, aInt gOt timE fa\'**** nEh... aNd aInt Realy in a GoOd mOod, So PRonto FallbAck... Nd alil tIp.. b4 yu GEt all tjatjarag... Go aNd Ask UR mastEr wHO \"Tony\" iS neh.. Dont Ask mE Qoohs n0m0\' C0z U wOnt lIke Em RespoNces.
AhGg wena... FuuSek maan... DOnt makE mE get all Ghetto 0N y0 as*... plEeeez... Ore obatlanG??? oBatla Bryan??? Motsee... yU want mE tO stAy oF hIm?? FORGET It... Knew That Guy wHilE yu was sTill ****in iN yuR pantz...
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LmFao.. ai... eVA tHot bOut Fact tHat MAYBe, Jus MaybE... WE Got a Pair oF Jeans wHich lOok aiKe??
:"'D my Aunt?? MAnsionz??? tJuuu.. ke omO Feng oho??? N wHy wazNt i tOld bOut hEr??
What I DId tO hIm??? 0_o AHgg, Go Jump plEezzzz.
WHat bOut eM??
NightSHIFt... ThE VodaCom ONe nEh... Lol... EntlEk.. leMmi go slEep... G'nyt/G'm0nin AnOnymoUs (:
Haalow Aunty *wavez*
Yes Aunty Please make mE Stay away *IndianAccent*
pHahahahaha,, Waaaaaatz 0_o??? Nelly Is #TeamSkinny, anD im NowhEre Near Skinny... hOw tHe Hell Am i Gon Fit iN hEr Clothes?... nO Hol\'uP Hol\'uP HOl\'UP.... How She G0n LoOk in my Clothes???
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Lol, FInally, An ACtuAl QtIon... WEll uHmm Gez My FAm DOes. ANd tHe Fact tHat I Believe tHat NUn Stayz BAd 4'eva like b4 a RAinbow COmes THe RAin yU know...
tHatz WHat i CAn tHink oFF @tHis POint(:
LmFAoo.. WTF??? 0_o... wHich GIrls??? LmAO eh... I Don Kno Nutin *JamaicanAccent*
IF tHIngz Goo AccORding tO PllAn thEn 'End oF OctobEr' ill bE thEre (:
Aww, Haha, tHank yU Ey (:
LitErally?? No1... thEy LoOk uP 2mE.. AkEre Im tall :) wEll TallEr tHan SOme.. bt Still Tall... Lmao.. nO mann, i Kid... (:
I LoOk up2 GoD, Moms And AUnt.
IF yU plAy wIth yUr Balls, tHen yEs... i "plAy" wIth mY bReast... sO dO yU plAy With yUr Balls??? ok.
thEres yUr Answer (:
yEa, i WIll ey,, Juz As SOon as I Get my PAsswoRd, u CAn ADD mE on tHe "Jc purplEhaze" acc tHou...
ME lOsin IntRest Easily iS Not SOMe i HaVe Any COntrOl oVer... i Didnt WakE uP onE day And Go likE "Hey yU know WHat? Imo Start Losin Intrest Pronto :D"" itz part 0f What and WHo I Am... ThereFOre... wHat u AsKin oF mE is tOtally Outa mY hAndz /-:
And tHerez NOne StOpin yU From GetIn tO know mE ey.. nUN at all.
Flaws And All???? :-D
Er'1 (:
viSIting My aUNt (:
Il bE likE... \"wOaah 0_o... **** yU dOing??\" iF i likEd it, ANd i dOnt Even knOw yu... imo Slap YOu and SAy \"MEet me at tHe Hotel ROom ;)\" oh wAit.. wHiCh HotEl rOOm?? o_0 ... oH welll. GuEss iMo slAp u anD walk Away tHen :-\\
No... Im a RObot :\
Lol,, Errr 0_o... bUt wHo aRE yOu??
EVeninG sIr (:(:
Oh my Allah... tHey Alot Ey. Mostly FRom sOngz... shuuuu, likE whEr dO i start...
rnhEre GoEsss.
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rn\"ThEy say GOod tHingz ComE tO tHose wHo wAit, So imO b AtlEast bOut an HOur late\"
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rn\"Holdup, hol’up, woah there Lets capture this moment, IF i___ thEn i Own it, Want it Er\'moRnin\"
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rn\"StartIn Not 2 Give a ****, and Stopped Fearing The Concequence\"
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rn\"She So cool, give head with her shades on\"
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rn\"Clear tHe wAy Im hEre 2stay, yal can save the chitter chat, (this And that) this and Jay, Dissin Jay will gEt yOU maseD\"
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rn\"Couple wet wipes iNcase a b*m try tO tOuch mE, ewww\"
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rnAowa,, iMo Go hEad n Pause ry\'hEre yEa :)
Awww :)
tHank yU BantU (:
(:
GrEAt StOry BRo!! #tHUmbsUP
LmFAoo..., U R PARANOID lIkE i KiD u NOt..
YOur dADDies... I waz pregNant wIth u, Bt dan yU dcidEd 2SUrvive thE ABortion... yOu a Lost SOul... tHats WHy yOu CAn EAsily ASk sUch Kak Qoohs (=
u my cHild th0u, and i L0ve yu.(:
I Fall tOo QuIck anD Lose Intrest SOo Easily... :\ i PRefer bEin alonE.. anD i hAtE tHat bOut mysElF.. lol.
Lol,, tO tEll yU thE Truth NOt OnE oF thEm Did... likE i SAid yOl lOok likE Lil wayne's GRoupiEs... bt Yolz GOod PIpo :)
But I Kinda likEd thE Guy wIth tHE Red BottOms Coz hE was Tall, lmao. aNd tHe othEr onE with Black Wife Beaterz... ThE Rest Could bE my Lil bRo's (:(:
Lol Jay?? nah,, HE my bUDdy (:(: He Gave yOl Salty lOoks nEh?? lmao.
YEa.. espECialy tO my M0mz... =/ -_-
[Im PRoteCtIng her yOu knOw]
lmao.
YESss hIm (: wHich OthEr
DIgGy COuld It bE?? lol,
FavoirIte SONgz?? uHm..,All iF em -_-.. bt likE "What They Bin Waitin For, Thinkin Bout Yu, SHOok ones & TakE mE as i am" Doin mE pRopEr.. n Copy pAste (: bt likE Mrs Right iS onpoint too.. Even tHou hE Featured...
lol, No I WoulDnt, hE tOo yOung (: But i Would KiSs him... maybE EVen mORe ~_^ bt shag? n0o0... LmAo eix, u C Now Im tElin u my FAntasIes.. lol.
WHo DEservEs A tRophY Now?? mE For tHe "Label" ?? oR yU 4 ACknowledging THat ?? :\
YESS... not as OFten as I ShOuld tHOu.. :\
PhAhahahaha, BRizzlE yU Mad ChilD. lmFao... oOowee #MEmoRies.
WEll wOuld yU lOok @ thAt... I WAna STick mY ManMade ManHood (Vibrator) in yUr as* too... yU SOund Gay, I Know Youl Like ThAt (:
Net FOr Control (:
:"'D
aI.. wHat dID i dO to yOu???
"Get A lIfe"... :""''D thAtz Funny COnsidEring FAct ThAt yUz All uP iN my b'niss... OH wElll (:
WHatz ThAt?? -_-
Lol kiddIn,, nO hun.. i Dnt Have It, HEnce Fact tHat i DOnt Own a BB (:
REaly??
yu wAna BEt?? rEveAl yOsElf aNd lEtz BEt it Out (:
LmAOo,, nO mAn... i dIdnt BlOck yu... my acc ACting StupId Ey... nD yU nOt tHe onLy 1... SOo Shut The **** Up, (:
ItWazn tHat EArly... i WAs Car'RAcing. -_-
WE dDnt FIght... I Juz Told hIm bOut my plAnS oFF Taking Nelly AWay FRom HIm (:
I Dont KNow.
LmFao... tHis Is StartIng tO gEt bOrinG now.. WHy wOuld I FinD tHat JoyFull?? UnlESs oFcourse tHat mAn Is KanyE west (: Or diggy (: yU know... #ImNotAManSnatcher Th0u... and BSyds... u Cant SNatch away a Man tHat dnt wana b Snatched... yU Mos Def Doin SOme Wrong... YES, blame YOurSelf (: Lmfao. bt im kiDdin nEh... Men Are Dogs :"'D... u knOw... me im SinglE so i Ddnt Snatch Nun (:
bt i dOOo. Qooh.mE Juz Dead tHou.
Lol,, YEs, Im Still SIngle... YEs Im IntRested in SOme1... MakE yOur MoVe?? Welll, THats IF yU Can HandlE Rejection, COz LikE Imo Reject yU iF u nOt thE one Im "Intrested In" (: #JustBeingHonest