Jerard Venter
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would you like a spring roll
only if I'm in bed with my wife, struggling to get "excited"
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what would you do if i died
are you Adolf Hitler? if not, then i guess i would carry your body to the peak of mount everest and shout "WHY?!" into the heavens, as everybody love everybody, except hitler
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I f***ING MISS YOU LIYKE CRAYCRAY BABYCAKES, we need to get down to some oily bushiness, guess who?:*:*
some se*iliscious woman, makes me wonder, who dat e
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as*holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
as*hole? yes, i have one, i would be very concerned if you don't own an as*hole
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i like you :/
i like a lot of people too, HOWEVER, if this is a deeper meaning of like, ummm okay
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you are hilarius jerardbaby,
as are you my fair maiden
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have you ever been on a helicopter?
yes, i was in the one that pas*ed over soapy beach, there were 2 of the se*iest people in the sea at that time
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don't you find throwing rocks at people funny? i know someone who does....
i think its hilarius
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omg that is as*ult, call the freaking cops yanno..GAWSH, PEOPLE THESE FREAKING DAYZZZZ
YAH LYK FRIK BRAH
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did charlie watson hit you with a rock?
RIGHT IN ME FOOKING FACE MATE
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one day FOSHO babycakes
One day...
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don't you just love oil and boo*ies, great combination yo
one of the best combinations to have ever been thought of, however, I, have not yet experienced such pleasure
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boo*ies, LOVE DEM TINGS YANNO.
LOVE DEM TINGS FAM
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what's up with you and laurie ?
i married her 2 years ago, know your stuff
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top 5 fittest girls in ur year
already answered
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i lurrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee you
more. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Spongebob is the se*
he has such a fit body......i want it so bad, STUPID STATEMENT EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS TRUE ANYWAY
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Closest friends? guys and girls
charlie,owen,owen,rhys,justin,claudia,katy,poppy,tara,charlie, ed ,i think thats it
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BABYCAKES <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
tim ol bitties
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hey hows the serious case of mangina going?
the last few ekes it had picked up quiet abit and has started to show and hang down past my hot pants which means i can't dress like a hipster with my scarf
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frosties, thereeeeee greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
LYK SO AMAZEENG
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why didnt you go to the desert
YOLO
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why dont you and jordan get on like you wouldnt even know youre brothers you never speak to each other
when lives gives you lemons you make lemonade, when life gives you a twin that has no common interests with you, i don't even know
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i hear there is a new breed of pokemon called lizard king were can i find it????
in my pants
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opinions on charl, ellie, ailish?ox
charl: Fiittttt, funny, chill to be with, and LYK NICE CHEST
ellie:funny at times, known her a while
Alish: don't talk to her much
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I miss you nipps :-( xxxxxxxxxx
BABY, IVE BEEN CRYING, ALL DAY, EVERYDAY, EVEN IN THE SHOWER, EVEN IN THE BATH, I HOPE ONE DAY YOU WILL RETURN SO WE CAN CHILLAX ONCE AGAIN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOVE YO TITIES <3
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hey who stole your japanese monkey? i hear there extinct these days...
hitler
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some one has asked you this before but your opinion might have changed:
name the top 10 hot/fit girls in your year at EC
10, bit much uuuummmmmmmmmmm not in order hannah,chloe,claudia,chantelle,katy, charlie, sian, isobel , i dunno 10 was an unrealistic number you should consider what you are asking, before you ask it, so you can comprehend what i may have to go through to answer it
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do you like any one?
everyone, because the ten commandments state that you must love thy neighbor
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last person you got off with?
ummm either rebecca or naya
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what you doing this weekend?
i think ill just continue to nurture and breed the 3 legged butterflies i sleep with , YANNO as you do
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you missing your brother ?
I CRY EVERY DAY AND NIGHT </3
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you probably dont know me that well but did you go into that elevator alone with that blonde and brunnette who were recording the elevator challenge?? :P or is this completely the wrong person... :P
How old are you :P
yeah, to my understanding , that was me, and I'm 13
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who do u hate most on this planet?
dunno
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jerry you man*****
slu*COCKMUNCHINGSKETANALPROBING *****.
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Why are you so close to katy and claudia theyre both slu*s that have no future
whoever this is, you sir have no family, and don't know what your talking about. claudia and katy are my sweet angels
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your like with Katy every weekend.. do you like her or just besties with her?
she's my homebody man, friends
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OH. GO. ON. EVERY. ONE. KNOWS. YOU. LOVE. HER ;) xoxoxoxoxoxxo
no
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GET. BACK. WITH. GEORGIE. We all know you want her!xoxo
NOT. ANYMORE. xoxox
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do you have any secrets you wanna tell me:?
i have no se* organs, its just a curve
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do you like claudia?
naaaaaaa
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what set are you in for science?
set 2
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thoughts on, katy tara hina ellie ella poppy?
pleeeaaase stop giving me lists like this....
katy: funny, chill to be with
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claudia gave jasper a ****job?! wtf
no, and why you asking me?
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DO YOU LIKE SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS??!!!
he's my lover
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funniest person you know?
ummm charlie
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what you wearing?;)
my elephant skin, from the one i hunted this morning
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what you doing right now?
just petting my pet velosar raptor
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express your feelings brrro
broooooo, what you mean?
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who is your role model?
Justin bieber <3
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rich and ugly or poor but beautiful?
ummm poor
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did you ever have feelings for chantel when you guys went out?
yea, but i only liked her
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what are you having for diner tonight?
chicken tikka with cheese , toasted
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thoughts on
chloe carre
claudia duarte
both fit, both chill people, and claudia is just claudia
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have you ever been friendzoned??
cause dude you get alot of pussay
ummm don't think so
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every one loves someone..........
charlie
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put these names in order for the prettiest: (prettiest first)
tara
katy
chantelle
hina
claudia
hannah
claudia
chloe
hannah
chloe
claudia
chantelle
tara-katy
hina
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blond or brunett girls?
ummmm depends, but id say blonde i guess
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best friend?
ed,charlie, owens
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prettiest person you know
dunno
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ugliest person you know?
ummmmm dunno
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did you know your hot?
thank youuu
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thoughts on brett?
Hes a wanker <3
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did you drop french or spanish?
i dropped spanish , now taking french
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thoughts on katy?
rebellious albino, thats pretty sick to chill with
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thoughts on tara?
she's cool, fun to talk to
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your eyes are amazing <3
thanks, i use eye drops made from unicorn Spit
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thoughts on hina?
don't like her, at all, not even a little
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did you know that tara likes you?
no
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why do people think you and tara like eachother?
because we talk
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What's it like to have no nipples?<3<3<3
amazing bro, but i do have nipples, 3 nipples, cuz I'm all special and stuff
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do you secretly like tara?
no
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top ten girls at ec, any year
uhh dunno
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if you had to an*** some one who would it be?
khadija
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how long have you had qooh for?
ummm few days or like a week
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I'm a COOL GUY. You're a COOL GUY. We're all COOL GUYS.
AMEN
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who are your best friends that are girls
claudia,tara, umm chloe
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as long as you love me, we could be starving, we could be homeless we could be broke
if i just lay here , would you lie with me
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i know you want me...
you smile, i smile
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I'M WIDE AWAKE.
I FEEL NO SYMPATHY
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YES I WANNA FIGHT DOLLFACE.
k
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IM se*CIER THAN YOUU SWEETCHEEKS.
WANNA FIGHT f***NUT??!?!
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Whops you misunderstood me! I mean all the good stuff you like about her and all the bad stuff you dont like about her xx xx xxxx xxx xxxxxxx
she nice
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oh come on don't be shy!! if you loved her you would;)
no, no i wouldn't , I'm not being shy, I'm not sharing georgies personal stuff
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Tell me about georgie. all the good stuff and all the bad stuff :)
im alright
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earlier on you said chloe and chloe, which ones do you mean?
theres only 2 chloe in my year....
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do you like me?
no, i love you
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Hello dollface. Just wondering if you can guess who this is.....gtg, bye babycakes. love you f***nut.;)
im se*ier
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do you clas* Ed as your super cool bestfriend that you love so much ???
no, eds a f**, that put that on my qooh
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name 3 of your favourite TV shows x
how i met your mother, big bang theory, misfits
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good night (:
good night darling xxx <3
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favourite sport?
football because I'm gay,,,,,,rugby
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is your fav number 7 because it rhymes with heaven ??
No, 7 is cool, k
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top 5 hottest girls in your year in ec?
chloe,hannah,chloe,romy,claudia