Jess boland
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A super power you wish you had?
Telekinesis, mind reading or shape shift
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What kind of stick can a dog never put down? a glue stick!!!! Ha
What
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**** off jess boland.
**** off anonymous
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I have something v juicy to tell you tylah.urban
That is a torturous thing to say, now I'm going to think about it non stop until you tell me
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You always say that the only trait you have is humour, that's a goddamn lie, ur like the prettiest kindest sweetest and also the funniest person I know. That it's NOT an exaggeration. Don't stop being that person.
Oh my god this is the sweetest thing any one has ever said to me. I love you.
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Last time you cried?
Like half an hour ago when I accidentally skipped 15 minutes of Harry potter and couldn't rewind it.
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Who r u asking to the deb
I think I may have someone in mind, but I'm not quite sure yet,
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bestfriends?
Hannah, Tylah, Kiara, Maddy and hol
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Who do you hang out with at school?
Depends, sometimes Tylah, Kiara Jackson Darcy and Zoe, and sometimes Hollie, Maddy, Hannah and Tiarna.
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Is there a Boy u secretly like?
there's no secret, it's my cat.
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Forgot to put it on anon, awkward as tylah.urban
Just like your life
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Homo tylah.urban
Turban you hurt my feelings
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are you going to cels
I sure am
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what do you like about your self
My music taste
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do yo like parties?
The only parties I go to are CHURCH PARTIES, PRAISE THE LORD
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Are you tight ? Cause I can loosen your ***** for you ;)
Oh my
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whos naturally pretty at your school
ELLIE WANLESS, stupid girl has fantastic skin, perfect hair and trippy as eyes, and she doesn't even wear makeup.
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Your so skinny, OMG let mi be u
Thank you kind sir
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how was your birthday?
My birthday was marvellous thank you very much
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your actually kinda hot
You're actually kinda nice
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What colour suits you best with your white completion bby ?
I'd love to say black, but a lot of the time it just makes me more pale.
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You must be like what 8c babe ?
You must be like what joking babe ?
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What are you doing on your last day of holidays tomorrow ?
Crying 5eva because holidays are over
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Love your rack babe
Mmm are you blind?
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s*ck me dry
Buy me a donut and I'm all yours bby
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wear some red lace and pole dance for me
Red really isn't my colour
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Hey why doesn't he like me? I wasn't involved with the present? I got you cat socks and loom bands, they are reasonable and good presents! Hollie.m
Yeah well he doesn't really know you very well does he
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IM YOUR DADS FAVOURITE BC I DONT GIVE YOU INNAPROPIATE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS Claire.c
DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE, also you go for Richmond, my dad loves you
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That present was hilarious and it's 10x funnier that your dad saw it! :')))) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hollie.m
IT WAS NOT HILARIOUS! NOW MY DAD DOESNT LIKE YOU GUYS
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I bet your naked under all those clothes, ****
Jesus Christ, how did you know? You creep.
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U have a vibrator. Lol
THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLY EMBARRASSING JOKE BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND MY DAD FOUND IT.
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Best friends?
I'm pretty sure I've already answered this
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Got any vaso ?
Too much, want to help me get rid of some
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Your actually the best drunk hahaha
You're the best sober
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Rumour has it you give great hand jobs ! X
That's an interesting rumour
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I actually just want a girl like you who would treat me like a cat
Then talk to me child
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I'll buy you a doughnut if you f u c k me ;)
WHERE AND WHAT TIME?
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Furthest you've gone?
I've been to Thailand, that's pretty far I guess
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I hear ur good at giving advise so here is my situation and I need a solution.. So me and my bf want to take things to the next level which is gobs and well truth be told, I don't really know how to give a gobby.. Any advice to make it a good one?
It's literally just like eating a banana, just use lots of teeth and bite a lot. That's the perfect technique.
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Your hot, let's f u c k
Your grammar could use a little work first
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Anyone you want to go to deb with?
Mayyyybeeeee
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Who knew you had a rack until hollie posted that photo ;)
I seriously do not :(
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**** me sideways plz bby
Take me out for dinner first yeesh.
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Sorry meant you're pretty
Thanks bby
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Y u sah white ?
Literally ask myself that everyday
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Hottest yr 9 guys at aquinas?
Me
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You like cats and I like cats, woah perf couple
I couldn't ask for more in a person <3
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
I did an hour and a half long cardio session and oh my let me tell you, even The Lord Jesus Christ could not heal the burning in my legs the next day.
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JESS I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR NOW THAT ITS GOING COLD
NETHER I HATE COLD I HAVE NO CLOTHES FOR THE COLD I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR
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Jess why are you so mean to me? I got you the best birthday present! Guess I'm gonna have to keep it then...
WAIT WHO ARE YOU OMG I'M MEAN TO ALOT OF PEOPLE I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE YOU ARE
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Jess Jess your room is a mess, I'm standing at the window watching you play bingo.
YEAH WELL MAYBE I JUST DONT FEEL LIKE CLEANING IT! DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? GOD.
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It was Hannah who wrote that!
Oh yeah suUuUuUuUuUure it was, just blame it on Hannah.
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Angie's words ALWAYS hurt. Even when she's trying to be nice Mitziwoolfe
ANGIE IS A MEAN PERSON
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Have a shower I can smell you from mars
What's a shower?
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You're a f** angie.migs
You know what angie? SOMETIMES, YOUR WORDS HURT.
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The cold never botherd me anyway
Yes, well, it bothers me.
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Wanna build a snow man
I don't like the cold.
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Who might u ask to the deb
Don't even bring it up, it's so stressful. I don't even want to think about it.
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The best movie so far in 2014?
FROZEN FROZEN FROZEN
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pubescent drama queen
You make me sick. I make it worse by drinking late
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I say that my mums a huge b I t c h without her being a dog .....
Well that's quite rude isn't it
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HAS A BOY EVER POKED YOU WITH HIS BONNEEERRRR ????
I don't think I could ever give a boy a boner
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OMG jesscar wanna hear a story ? Hannah.naim
I really do
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Best bod <333
Are you serious. No way.
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best friend/s?
Maddy, Claire, han, hol, Olivia and of course, my cat.
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mums being a crazy b i t c h
Imagine if you called your dog mum. Then you could say "mum is a huge b i t c h"
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Who do you miss right now?
My cat.
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gonna get in at cels?
Seriously, it's more like, is anyone even going to want get in with me.
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"But I'm not too picky" HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA LIES
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING STANDARDS YEESH.
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Thoughts on bridget mullins xx
She's so gorgeous, but I don't know her very well, I'd love to get to know her better. Also I love her blog.
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What bores you about people ?
When they whine a lot and have a bad attitude. BE POSITIVE CHILDREN! YOURE ALIVE, YOURE BREATHING! BE A HAPPY CHILD!
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your music taste is cool :)
mmm I know. I bet yours is too.
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What personality would you look for in a guy?
Oooh in a guy, I guess I look for sense of humour, how well they can keep a conversation, music taste, clothing taste. And just some little bits and bobs that annoy me are a no no pls & Ty, and let's be honest, physical appearance is a little bit important if I want to be attracted to them
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Top 8 aquinas boys you'd go out with
I don't really have a list, but I'm not too picky.
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do you find the humorous guy the best guy
Humour is definitely important but it's not the only characteristic that I would look for.
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are you a "awww" person or a "that's cute" person
I'm not even a person
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corrects you're and yours are very important ahaha :)
Of course they are. They are defining features in a person. Punctuation is hot.
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you're really pretty :) xx
OH MY GOD CORRECT YOU'RE
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You are actually bloody hilarious omg
Thank you so much, that's really all I've got going for me so I better be good at it.
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The greatest moment in your life ?
We'll I got Krispy Kreme and saw a dog today
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Anyone hot in your class
Um duh yeah, I'm in it.
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Thoughts on Han
HANNY FANNY IS MY HOMIE G. I love her to pieces omg. She's got a great b**ty on her aswell.
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Ever had a crush on a friend
I have no friends
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Oscar ate another pair of underwear, I'm gonna be going commando again soon
God dammit oscar what even is your life. Pls do not go commando. Think of the children
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have you got abs?
Aw I used to :( rip abs. THEYRE SLOWLY SLOWLY COMING BACK THE MORE I GO TO THE GYM WOO!
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I WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH AUSTIN BUTLER OKAY NOT THIS "ANTHONY" GUY LIKE WHO THE F U C K IS HE IDEK
LIKE I CARE THAT D BELONGS TO VANNESSA HUDGENS, YOU TAKE WHAT YOURE GIVEN
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AW THANK YOU JESS HEHEHHEE LOVE YOU TOO!! No homo, and I. Sorry that I have so many friends and you don't get. Y jokes,
I mean I can't help it, *flicks hair and puts on black shades* B) Mitziwoolfe
You're just too "kool" for me I'll just show myself out
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Look good with
Hollie m, olivia w, tylah u, claire c, Hannah n,
Hollie - already answered Olivia w - Georgia B, or any guy with "kool" hair and a good music taste Tylah u - a beer bottle Claire C - already answered Hannah n - already answered
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Pls, a reasonably large TBH for olivia Woolfe B)
OOOH where do I start Olive olive olive, literally one of my best friends, I never get sick of her! She's so funny (even if she goes over the top sometimes) and I love her sososososo much. She's so gorgeous and she's so fun to be around. Even if you can't keep a conversation with her for too long at school because she's got so many friends that she gets distracted. And I don't get some of her jokes. DOESNT STOP ME FROM LOVING HER! We've been friends since year 7 when we were both little weirdos with ****ty music taste. P.s she's got fantastic music taste LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK OLIVE
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Cute with:
Claire
Hollie
Hannah
Maddy
Claire - Kyle Hollie - Jai M Hannah - Harry W? Maddy - Anthony Me - no one - hella alone
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I love cats and donuts to!
We have so much in common.
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Be my gf?
If you inbox me anon
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What do you think about the most?
Literally just donuts omg.