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Who does Laura like because I really like her however I don't think I have a shot
I think she's waiting to be 'wow'ed by some mighty fine gentleman. I think you have a chance because you seem to care at least a bit for her. Have you thought of just saying 'hey' and striking a conversation with her? She's super nice and friendly so it wouldn't be awkward at all!! Or you know, you could message me and I can help you out :)
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who do you want to hook up with at taylah's?
I'm not going so that deems it impossible :P
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Who do you miss right now?
I miss the people who aren't in my life any more and didn't chose to walk away
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We all know Rahme will be drunk and throwing up in the bush like always ;)
Actually I think she's getting a lot better at keeping it down. She didn't throw up at either Randa's and Renata's parties. Instead we'd be on the dance floor wooo!!
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I am going to make it my mission to kiss you at Toms, you better watch out ;)
Just saying, you'll have to deal with Rahme running and screaming at you. See if you can even get past her first hahaha :P
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You looked *exy as a lobster last week ;)
-_- don't even go there. dye on my face was not fun, never again
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What do you think about Nick and Emily breaking up? I was pretty surprised.
Is that even a rumour? I haven't heard anything from either of them so i dont believe in this rumour
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Wanna make your Qooh.me questions stop showing up in my newsfeed?
Done and done, though if you told me who you were I could permanently restrict the posts from your news feed just in case I post another in the future. No hard feelings yeah?
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my aspiration in life is to become a hermit crab
I used to think they were called 'human crabs' (such an unfortunate name now I think about it) until I was in a pet store and my dad started laughing at me. You be you, maybe you could dress up as one for the sport carnival or muck up day?
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I like ducks
I'm sure you do. We have something in common then! Yay :D
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if you could change change one thing of your appearance what would it be?
I'm slightly tempted to try dying (bleaching) my hair blonde but I'm not sure I want to commit to it yet haha
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I saw you with your friends in mooroolbark last night dancing outside the community centre?
We were at the Mooroolbark talent quest. I think that's when we were waiting for our lift?
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i heard you like maltesers?
Love them!! With popcorn = bliss
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Thoughts on Andy?
Jess: and in a flash of curls he was gone.... :) Rahme: hard to come up with an interesting comment after that ^ but :)
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Gotta love you two together, it always makes for a laugh
awww that's sweet . yayaya! Jess loves ya. Yay!
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Hottest:
Male w/ black hair
Female w/ black hair
Male w/ brown hair
Female w/ brown hair
Male w/ blonde hair
Female w/ blonde hair
Male w/ red hair
Female w/ red hair
Male w/ other
Female w/ other
Hottest: Male w/ black hair: Jordan Saisi Female w/ black hair: Sereana (we know her hair is not black but its dark so there you have it) Male w/ brown hair: the peters twins Female w/ brown hair: Tara Forbes, Taree Male w/ blonde hair: Brad Foster Female w/ blonde hair: Jade Spokes Male w/ red hair: Josh, Charlie our curly haired chap Female w/ red hair: Kate Hutchinson Male w/ other: ummm we don't really get this one...We don't have any bald or crazy coloured haired friends Female w/ other: ditto above
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If Vladimir Putin gave you $1,200,000, would either of you dry hump his face?
Jess: not on my life Rahme: I would lose all self respect for myself, so no.
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Can I have your autograph?
Rahme: well sure but my signature looks like a threw up ink on a page. Jess: google signatures and print one out
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Thoughts on brad, Ed, Mitch, emrys?
Rahme: well brad is fun at parties. Ed seems like a nice guy and seems not to give a damn what other people think which i think is awesome. Mitch...he likes his death glares. And Emrys...well I have never really talked to him but I am sure he's nice. Jess: Brad is so much fun to dance with at parties! Ed's wicked at art and justa nice guy, Mitch always has some interesting story to tell and emrys, well i've never really talked to him so i have nothing.
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yes yes yes omg come to my house pleeeeease i love you guys
we are going out for a bit to this art thing but when we come back we will hope over :D
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you *****es should walk down to my house. I'm lonely
hey sami! we can come say hey after dinner ;) oh my god! we should come to yours and watch game of thrones later!!
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nananananannanna ashman
Wew!!!! Ashman! <3
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You tell them, Rahme!
Jess: oh she will
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is emily a hot or wat ammi right ( i am)
If this is ashman then totally (both rahme and jess ;) )
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Looks like you girlies are having fun! alyshajones
YESSS babe ;)
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I'll take that as a yes
Rahme: go take your *exual innuendoes else where
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would you get with guy at a party if he gets with another girl too
Jess: no I wouldn't particularly want to, what if someone was sick and then got me sick from kisses? Rahme: define "get"
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Would you get with any of these people
Hamish
Roy
Ben
Jared
Max d
Kyle
Jess: no i'm not really interested in any of them. Rahme: Jess will have them all at once
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Fine I'll rephrase, can I dance CLOSE (very) to you?
When everyone's dancing they generally dance close anyway
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:'( you break my heart
you can dance with me but not on me. how the hell am I going to dance if someone's on me.
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Are you super keen Jess? Are you?
I'm excited for dancing if that's what you mean, otherwise get your head out of the gutter!
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Because I'd be super keen to get with you there
thank you?
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Do you have any parties coming up?
My closest one is on the 4th next month and I'm super pumped and excited for it!! Wooo!!
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Sleepy as, you?
nope, I slept on the bus home from school so now i'm not tired. I'm like an owl 0.0
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hottest guys not from ur school?
Erm i dont really talk that much to anyone outside of school but I'd say Harry and Lockie from primary
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Bayley is with Georgia so i'd give up on that little daydream of your babe.
I'm not trying anything so yeah, also Jordan is taken and I'm not going for him either. All the best to them is what i think! :)
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3 hottest year 12 guys?
Bayley, Jordan and Josh R
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A flash of curls, and he was gone.
Alysha you little minx! :)
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I really don't think jess need any teas to make her any more skinny.
Ta love
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so you have to eat your leg.
I guess so
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I wish other people would use proper grammar for these questions when they ask them. Makes my head hurt that they can't capitalise things.
Yeah I can't say I always do that
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I've heard Skinny Me Tea (spelt specially ofc) is a good one
Hmmm never really heard of it. More like cinnamon tea, blue mountain, Buddhas tears. T2 teas :)
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ok....would you choose to eat your whole leg or become a lesbian?
But I'm not into girls so that would be pointless
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Lemon detox diet inc? ;)
Probably? Green tea instead woooo!!!
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if you had to choose between killing your pet or eating your hand, what would choose?
I don't really like mums chickens and I quite like my hands to sorry chickens the foxes can have you
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who do you think would be a cute couple?
Gemima and bugsy are so cute together!! (I know they're already going out though!!) Alysha and Ed I think personally
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How'd you OD? Lemon and Meth you druggo?
Haha no!!! I mean like honey lemon chicken, lemon/lime bitters, lemonade, a random lemon (don't ask me why). There too much lemon in my life
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Thoughts on Bailey?
I really like bailey he's really nice ad funny!!!! But we don't talk very much :( it makes me sad
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What about Lemon Meringue?
That's actually pretty amazing but I don't really want anything lemon for a while, it's like I'm on a lemon overdose atm. I'm up for maltezers!!!
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Guys you'd get with?
Define 'get with'
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Whats your favourite type of pie to eat? Thats a question.
Apple pie!!! Yummy yum yum <3
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Haha yeah good one ****head :P
Like I'm gonna tell you that.
Damn, any questions??
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name some hot year 11's
Jarod, Ben Marshall, Kyle
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I heard you deal heroin, is this true?
Ed again?? No I don't. I don't like drugs, I don't touch drugs, I don't like them. Obviously it's a no
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Can I trouble you for a drink malady?
Of what kind good sir?
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Pls, what year level do you think I am?
11?
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I think you should grow hairy eyeballs
What does that even mean?!
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Something wrong Kohai?
If your in a year level below me that doesn't work
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Senpai Pls.
Japanese?? Really?
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Not sure if serious? Notsureifsrs
Very serious
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cos he looks like he'd be a really gud hookup
Haha why don't you ask him??
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was he a good hookup?
You tell me
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Where is the fun in asking Questions anonymously??? Notsureifsrs
Hey nick
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Niiiiiiiiiice one ed.
Haha he's a funny one
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I heard you deal heroin, is this true? 1391685165
No Ed I don't touch drugs. Also Alysha says "learn to ask questions anonymously you idiot" :D
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Hot.
That will be all.
It's kinda more chilled where I am right now
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bayley peters?
What's the question in that?
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You and Alysha have developed a weird as* stalker O.o
Plot Twist : You're stalking each other.
haha nah i only posted on her's asking is she was excited for schoolies and all :)
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you are one of her best friends, how do you not know who it is
maybe there isnt one. and i just havent decided to pry any further than what she wants to tell me :)
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i'm really curious about this rumour!
I know , me too! all i know is there's now a rumour going around about a rumour about me! Tell me!
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WHO IS ALYSHAS CRUSH. I GOTTA KNOW.
AND WHOS YOURS
I dont know who it is or even if she actually has one sorry!! As for me, i dont really have a crush! Woo!
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well at least you have a sense of humour about this :) good movie by the way
i laugh at myself more than i laugh at others. Its such a good movie! and so is Frozen! watch it please its amazing! but seriously what rumours?
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good point... BUT on the topic of *exual behaviour not everyone is going to believe you where "looking for a laugh" there are some REAL creeps out there. rumour or lie they don't care and they have the potential to do some very dangerous things.
what if i smack them in the face with a fry pan like in Tangled? What are the rumours though, if youve heard some i wouldnt mind know what they are
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stay safe :)
I promise to be safe and run screaming from people that scare me!
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jess listen. coz oh some of the things you have answered to some really bad rumors are now going around school :( if you get a rude question I highly recommend you just ignore them.
ah the rumour wheel, such a sad thing really when you think about it. People say weird things because they have nothing else to do to see how far it will spread (total lies might I add) What are the rumours about me so i can finish them quickly? I was looking for a laugh and apparently it's been taken in an extreme direction so I want to fix it. Also why judge someone by a rumour? we all know rumours are lies
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Do you trust your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
this question hardly applies to me
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Sorry but who is or what is a anon ?
anon is short for anonymous
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it's not
okay well nighty night sleep tight xx
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really soon! you have to stop it!
this sounds like hendrik. go to sleep :)
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..we'll see. If you behave between now and november. alyshajones
<3 <3
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no Jess! i mean soon! we're all going to die soon!!
how soon?
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OMG I WAS THE ONE TALKING ABOUT YOU BEING PERFCT, But fine, just threaten me, WHATEVER! alyshajones
hahaha <3 <3 <3 <3 we're still going on the romantic stroll in the moonlight right??? :D
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no but seriously we are
i think everyone's well aware of that
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It might just be that way!
P.S. It's one of the people you said were your 3 closest friends. ;)
alysha go away or i'll mention you know what ;)
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yo mumma.
what's crack 'alakin cuz?
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duuuuuuuuuude do you have a crush atm? if so have you at any point kissed said crushie?
you tell me is its a crush. and who are you thinking anyway?
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we're all going to die
yeah. the **** will always hit the fan the end, just make sure you have an umbrella
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don't worry, I never notice it in myself either. But there is someone out there who thinks you're perfect, you just might not have met them yet. :)
or maybe i have but i just havent seen them in that way yet 0.0 its all a mystery. but thankyou. and you, who is giving me advice i can tell that you are a sweet kind person, otherwise you wouldnt be saying this stuff and if you havent found that one yet i can see it happening soon :) <3 xxo
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no i meant have you or have you not kissed the person you have a crush on atm
well ive only kissed 3 guys but i dont know if i have a crush on them, i want to get to know them better first! that was when i make a fool of myself later on (if it does turn into a crush) it'll make me look a little less idiotic and feel less embarrassed
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you don't see what will happen to all of us
what will happen to all of us?
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ahhhhh got it!
I think i do to!
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someone always likes you Jess, you're perfect.
perfect in a flawed way, i mean have you ever seen me walk into something? cause i do that every single day hahaha :) but thankyou, its nice to know that someone thinks nicely of me, though i dont really ever notice sorry!
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have you kissed this crush of yours? or still holding out for that ;)
i did have a crush on someone mid last year and i kissed them. but i dont like them that way anymore. I kiss people i'm interested in, that doesnt mean i have a crush on them it just means it cold happen but i dont know
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you don't see it Jess
no i dont, im staring at a screen. dont see what? i'm kind of oblivious to thinks that involve me
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ooh indo like an exotic girl ;) coulda swore you said you did philosophy in one of your questions earlier... ooooooooooops!
haha no someone asked my something like my philosophic outlook on this year