Jesse Earl-Smith
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
is there other forms of life in space
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I still remember our long conversation when we were in year 8 and now I'm still in love with you
no idea who you are
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What freaks you out ?
how big the universe really is
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Can money buy love?
it certainly can not
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What did you last dream about?
me as a PE teacher
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best looking girls?
rhett lowen
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best mates?
adam rhett michael jacko
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How many kids do you want to have?
atleast 2
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What makes people boring?
lack of sense of humour
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Friend you cannot live without?
playstation
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Have you ever farted in public?
all the time
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A super power you wish you had?
superspeed
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you are not funny at all cannot even make me laugh
i will one day
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3 best male mates?
3 best transgender mates?
Well all my mates are a bit transgender
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You say any hole is a goal but if that hole was leaking deep heat would you still do it??
you make an excellent point,
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Who was your childhood best friend?
food
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What upsets you?
slow internet
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What is your weakness?
kryptonite
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Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
Jennifer Aniston
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
chewing with their mouth open
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Was it good did she moan hot as
dont think you understand the joke bro haha
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Ever had phone *ex*?
yeah corse, any holes a goal
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Ever had phone home *ex?
yeah dude E.T is a ****en animal
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you are a great person
thanks buddy thats nice of you
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What is success to you?
any holes a goal
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
cancer
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
11
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Do you and Sara still have feelings for eachother?
not in that way, but we are still very close :)
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Your next smartphone?
probably another iphone,
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How was your day :)
not bad! how was yours?
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Your amazing but you'll never like me
probably not, wont be looking for a relationship for quite a while but doesnt mean we cant be friends!
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The best movie so far in 2014?
are we officially dating, but that will change soon!
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I just want to be friends with you
you can be!
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Do you smoke, do drugs, drink?
drinnnnk
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Like any one at the moment mate???
nah dude
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How was your first kiss like ?
extremely awkward
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What is your favorite piece of clothing?
Shorts.
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Who makes you happy?
my playstation *drools*
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What do you think about the most?
Pie
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Something you will never be good at?
yodeling
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Cleverbot
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Do you trust your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
yes
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What would you like to ask God?
Will Melbourne ever get a week of good weather?
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Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
clothing
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Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I would trade looks for intelligence, its more important i guess haha
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How big is your TV?
the one in my room is pretty small
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If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
does my p**** get any bigger?
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What are you wearing right now?
jocks and a pokemon shirt. living the high life
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When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
normally its lollies
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
cant think of anything,
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how do you want me to lick your butt?
sideways
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What is missing in your life?
amazing beaches
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If you met Nelson Mandela what would you have told or asked him?
that he was a great man and I hope he is resting peacefully
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What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
go to school naked
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What have you learned today?
nothing, rowville life
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What do you think people think of you?
i wish i could read minds
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The thing you want the most this Xmas?
santas as*
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I'll come
can i ? can i ccome please?
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Best ****ing qoohme dp ever
that's actually me after reading this question. got me going good
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
completely naked with your p**** tucked inbetween your legs shouting 'kiss my fake v***** that is actually just my p**** between my legs giving off the illusion that it is a v*****' this will cause them to nipple so god damn hard they lactate.
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What would you do if you farted during a class test?
sit there feelin cheeky
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I pay cash munny 4 this
3 dollar
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I am wanting you to creampie my bunghole pls
aw jayden babe
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Who knows you better than your parents?
sara
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Who are you thinking about as you answer this?
Sara. and myself, im realllly hungry.
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im not smelly :( saramccafferty
a little bit :p
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i love you saramccafferty
i love you too smelly!
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A person you lost you would like to see again?
Jesus
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Best advice you received about relationships?
happy wife happy life
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You are a babe
like, the talking pig babe or?
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So answer the question truthfully
which question
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Ever liked someone you never met.
yeah, Zac Efron
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What the ****kkk, your lying aren't you.
no **** hahahahahahahahaha
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Awesome,
you are just awesome
my mum yells that at me in a sarcastic tone when i do something wrong
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Was it a one time with her or? And do you still talk to her?
well things started to get weird when things like 'i want to savagely destroy your insides' and 'lets use a double di*do for our butts' started being said i kind of decided to end what i had with her, so no we do not talk anymore
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Ever had phone *ex?
one time with this really cool chick i met online, she had a really deep husky voice though. she must have been sick I guess.
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My doodle wantZz u
finally, attraction from the gay community. come right at me babe
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What happens when we die?
i don't know
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What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own?
i dont own sara so not her :p probs my gta 5 disc yeah. love it
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A Movie that made you cry?
The fox and the hound
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How did you and your best friend meet?
school
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who would they be?
why do you ask? did we used to talk or something?
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who do you miss talking to?
can't really think of anyone off the top of my head, I've lost contact with stacks of people though that i wouldnt mind talking to again though
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3 things that attracts you to a person?
sara, ummm sara, annd sara
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How do you tell someone they have bad breath?
'you have bad breath'
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Do blind people have dreams?
This is an awesome question, wow. maybe, because they haven't seen anything so how would they know what it looks like? woah. mind is blown
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how have you been?
pretty good, yourself?
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One thing that the world does not know about you?
i have a double sided p****
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Would you take a bullet for a friend even if it kills you?
depends on the friend i guess, if it didnt kill me then i would. always wanted to have a cool bullet wound
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
mind****ed
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Oppinions on:
Steph
Kahli
Emily m
stephs really nice
kahlis nice good to talk to
emily is really kind and seems like a great friend
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3 Girl bestfriends
Apart from sara
im talking to kahli and steph a bit more now? but other then that, dont talk to many. drifted from a lot which succcks