Jesse Welch
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Whats a turtle?
An amphibian.
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Why aren't you in bed mister?!
My Teenage Angst and a bunch of junk food.
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Jesse havent seen u in so long man! i reely want to get together and make some b*mpin beats ! lol can u gusse who this is?
I\'ve had a few people ask me to colab and part of me thinks this is Josh Prince, BUT b*mpin beats is really throwing me off, soooo, I\'m not sure, haha, but yeah sure lets do it, b*mpin beats bout to be goin down, get ready world :P
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"just compliment me" ahahaha you're the best! ....better? (:
YESS!!! And I was referring to the guy nonanonymously asking me the question thru FACEBOOK!!!! PFFTT... you can compliment me on any social media website that you fancy xD
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What's your favourite song, if you had to choice this very second?
Anything from TayTay Swift yo. I don't really have a favourite song, but off the top of my head I really like Acoustic Artist Vs. Poet stuff, like Wait For You, and Different People
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Can you read minds?
Yes, and honestly I think you should scrap that idea because it will land you in prison.
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If you got a camera right now and had to take a picture of something in the room you are in right now and you arent allowed to have yourself be in the picture, what would you take a picture of?
I'd put this popcorn bag over my brothers head and snap a pic. Art.
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Who is the first person that comes to your mind as you read this question?
Obama or the Cookie Monster
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go tooooooo youth tnight. no if and or buts:)
I was there... but no!
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What does supercalafragalisticexpialadocious mean?
I think it is an adjective for special, but fragile, exponential, and b**tylicious
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why? just... why?
Because. Thats why.
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Whats the coolest thing God has done in/and/or through your life recently?
All the great testimonies in Ecuador. Not to mention the power His love has, when I was down and out, He gave me the strength to come back to Him. I may not be 100% back to where I was but I'm growing and regaining my strength. He has remained faithful til the end, and that is the most important and coolest thing about God. No matter how committed I am, He always is.
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What if the hippo mentioned earlier was miley cyrus as hannah montana as the hippo that smashed into your room?
Despite her new hairstyle I would be very relieved and happy. She tested my love and my staying power in the relationship branched into a bright future for the two of us. So Liam Hemsworth or whatever can go cry :) She made her choice.
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would you throw tomatoes at a terrible comedian/actor if given the chance?
No because I respect their confidence and drive to try, even if they s*ck, i\'ve had bad performing instances so who am I to throw a tomato at someone else who maybe is just having a bad night... an egg though... yeah.
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What is your favourite colour?
Red, Like Taylor Swifts new alb*m.
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would you recommend yourself to a flesh eating monster as a delicious meal?
I'm actually quite marbled, a good portion of fat and muscle, so yes, honestly I think I would make a great meal, maybe in the top 1% of humans.
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What's the pas*word?
FinsterStinks.
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If 13 wasnt a number as of tomorrow what would you do with its remaining minutes?
I'd throw it a funeral, and reminisce about all the good times we had.
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Do you like cats? Would you hug all the cats in the world? Well, okay how about just the cute ones?
They are demons incarnate on earth, but yeah for sure, if I wasn't allergic, I like how they land after you throw them off of furniture.
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would you consider potatoes to be more round or more squished spheres?
Actually Mashed Cubes.
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How many grapes does it take to break a lightbulb?
7
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Whats green and purple and slimy on one side?
A Bulbasaur that was tackled with a shedding Muk.
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Have you ever licked your elbow? All the cool kids are doing it.
Many times. I started that trend :)
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Have you ever eaten an olive without puking?
Completely and 100% honest... no
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Why are you so awesome?
I think it is part genetic, part Heavenly Blessing, part personality, part good looks (genetics again), part hard work, and part being awesome.
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What if that hippo was a very..... interestingly... dressed male hippo?
Unfortunately his courage and confidence is something that I can't overlook, but I guarantee it will be an open marriage, I mean, I don't roll that way, and I don't think human to animal marriages are THAT legally binding, there really is no commitment, I will try to make the hippo realize that he made a mistake because as much as I embraced him, I am a horrible husband... even though I'll be an amazing husband someday... its all an act to make the hippo be the one to end it.
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If a green, yellow, and purple striped and polka-dotted hippo wearing a suit with a very snazzy looking bowtie and a bright pink beanie on its head smashed through the wall on your left, what would you do?
Propose to it, if it has that much guts to barge into my room and confidently tell me how it feels, well then why shouldn't I do the same.
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Why is water wet?
Gravity I think
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obviously your my favourite person in the world jesse!
YAY!!!! :)
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are you excited to lead worship on tuesday and friday??? :D
hahaha, of course, although it seems a bit much, I'll get thru it tho :P
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am i your favourite person in the whole wide world :D ?!
Pretty much, am I your favourite person in the whole wide world :D ?!
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I didn't think bible thumper's drank got drunk as recreation?
Having a beer here and there, or even a couple is not bad, some Christians take things too far, they make God all about rules, traditions, and regulations, but He is an emotional God, who wants relationship with you and me, so to each his own, I don't see anything wrong with it as long as it is controlled, guidelines and rules are great, but life is not lived if that is ALL that you focus on. I love God, and have built relationship with Him, but if on occasion I drink a bit, its never to the point that I feel convicted, and if I do get to that point, I don't beat myself up about it, its done, move on, Christians tend to beat themselves up over stuff and that accomplishes nothing. In fact, everybody makes mistakes, so to beat yourself up everytime you make one just leaves you bruised and hurt. If someone doesn't like drinking or is offended that I am, then I won't do it in front of them, not to be fake, but to respect their opinion and not make them feel uncomfortabe :)
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Do you drink alc?
Of course. Enjoying my teenage angst. Rebel to the core. Swag. But seriously yes on occasion.
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really?
Completely and 100% Really.
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Do you like reading?
What is that? Is that like, a city in California... if so then yeah I'm sure its pretty awesome
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You like Krabby Patties, don't you squidward? ;)
I've never had one, and I don't ever intend on having one, so please leave me alone spongebob :D\
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Do you like Nickelback? Thats the only thing i could think of
meh :P
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What's your favourite food?
I love alot of food, not sure if I have a favourite, grilled chicken, chinese, Broccoli, Quesadillas, Memphis Flatbread from Crabbys, but unfortunately the thing I've been eating way to much of lately is Jalapeno & Cheddar Doritos :(
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do you daydream often?
All the time... the question would be better stated as "Do you ever stop daydreaming and focus on reality?" To which I would say... no
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do you have a girlfriend?
Not at the moment :P
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Describe yourself in 172937494704730329383028203874648648436484 words?
I'm awesome, and I don't know that many words.... but I am smart... and... funny... not knowing that many words hurts my confidence... THANKS ALOT Qooh!!!