Jesse Bailey
Jesse_bailey
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Who are you dating?
Noooooboooooody
Ok MR pickles I herd thT your a menace and need to be stopped
Menace to society what what
Friends till the end?
Friendships can never be certain
How did yu get thA naem mr pickLeSsSsSsSs?!?!?!?
PickeL up the ol' boy
Hey I'm a 67 year old male looking for a friend I usually hang around parks and was just wondering if you wanted to come over and s*ck me dry?
I want no part of that nonsense!
How many women have you had *exual relations with?
Idk.
PICKLESSSSSSSS SNAKES MAKES BREAKS LAKES FOR MARS BARS KILLS CARS MISTER PICKLES YOU FLY TO MARS
Your rhymes are perfection
Never forget that, the memory's I have given you, with my pun on words will never be replaced,
Respect for being such a good sport
Cheers
Methinks snack dj jxnzjsbf. Ckc fn pickles
Me thinks your cooked m8
Mcdonalds KFC hungry jacks
Mr pickles loves the snacks
Not to mention the stacked packs
MR pickes is 18 and keen on some *****?
Keeeen as catnip
Who's this amateur on your q oh me?
It makes me sick stop posting them please
Leave pickles alone he's a top bloke
Otherwise you will burn in smoke
So stop harassing pickles or I will have to tell you
Not to **** with MR PICKLES!!!!!
Yeeeeeeaaah buddy fcuk bitties up!
Pickles no one will ever get to a level of my qooh me questions, I'll always be the master,
All these amatures and copy cats make me sick,
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Wannabes make me sick m8, your the Qooh me king, respect!
J pickle rooster snickers many more kindly clippers
Hahahaha what are you??
Why are you a pickel
PickeL picked a pickle
What's up pico
Not much boss
Heard your keen on a good time
My life Is a good time
Mother****ing pickes on these mother****in pickels
What up *****
What pisses you off the most?
Usually people being stupid!
Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
Oh yes!
What is your nickname?
Pickles
most attractive guys and girls you work with?
Lucy JDeegz Nikki
No homo.
You should kiss your face
You should
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Ahaha wtf !
Error in the middle you threw a i in my name cob!
hey pick how are ya buddy hope you had a good easter and enjoyed yourself
Easter was good, wby cob
thoughts on cigarettes
Yuk
pickles your genuinely such a good old aussie bloke hope to sink a few beers with ya in the future and hopefully have some cones
Cheers cob, cones are all yours but m8
How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
Idk, like a solid 4.5
Pickles I know where you sleep and I'm hiding under ur bed
Come out come out wherever you are
mr pickles i need somewhere to drink tonite
Me to
is it true that you robbed not one, but two girls of their viriginity's on same day?!?!?!?!
Hahaha...
tips on how to get the ladies?
If I knew if probs have one?
mr pickles, well well well what do we have here ay' young pickles is the monster man young pickles is the poet,
young pickles drinks many a can, young pickles is the monster man
Hahahaha **** yeee boi, you got mad rhymes
do you prefer the book or movie?
They are both suburb pieces of a work, maybe the movie because it's a great visual work yeyeyeh
what is your pet peeve?
People who aren't very hygienic and unclean
Any favourite character lord of the rings.
Sure, frodo sam gandalf Aragon legolas eomer arwen, tom bombadil
Toooo many characters geeeez
what is your favourite word
Debacle
do you enjoy being seedy
Of course wouldn't want it any other way
p pi pic pick pickl pickle pickles PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W wh wha what t th the f fu fuc **** d do y yu you w wa wan want
any women that you miss?
Not really anymore!
top 5 best mates
top 5 hottest girls
Declan Conor Connor Riley Layne
**** idk to many girls to name though
do you like a bit of the waccy tobaccy ?
Haha no not really
you are wonderful
Thank you so much!
its ok pickles i loved your ratty
Atleast someone did yay
favourite type of alcoholic beverage
Already said
I cannot believe you sported a horrific tail of a rodent! How dare you embarrass yourself with than monstrosity of a hair cut!
Oh well we all do ****ed **** sometimes
Pick Pick PICKLES
Howdy doody
if you could turn back time, find a way....?
What is the point?
PiCkLeS wHaT iS yOuR fAvoUrItE TyPe Of BeVeRaGe?
Omfg stop. But since you as wild turkey premium 101 bottles. The supreme ****
j PICKLES bailey
Hey cobba
your ratty was bigger than your ****
You don't know that
pickles dear sir, would you care to partake in an elegant feast followed by an annuals sipping of brandy young sire?
Oh yes, sounds truly elegant and like something I would partake in!
what was it like meeting gaz did you enjoy it ?
Aww wasn't to bad!
how do you manage so look so prestige in your suit its such an amazing suit
It comes down to the fact that I look amazing in anything. Thank you though
PiCkLeS dO yOu EvEr tYpE LiKE tHiS?!?
No I'm not a f*****, please leave
favourite character in lord of the rings and the hobbit
Idk to many to choose
you used to have a filthy rats tail get some class young man
Leave me be, it was beautiful!!
12rfqegwrhtynhbgfewqtyhyjkii8u7y6htbgvfcd sorry was just wiping the j.izz off my keyboard after looking at your profile picture
Calm down please your out of control
you make me froth at the mouth whenever i see you
Please try to hold yourself back!
what really grinds your gears?
Ignorant people
when you order food at maccas do you eat the pickles or throw them out
Oooooh yeah dardy
Do you believe in true love
Lovey dovey is so gay
do you like watching the game of the throneses
Yeyeye
P I C K L E S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHATTUP
Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
Who knows in the game of thrones
i seen u werkin at kfc heard your prettty cute im down to give it to yu xx
LOL don't work at KFC
have you ever done drug
Drugzzzz are bad mmmkay
do you know kurRTISSSSZzzee Greyhams
Positive
i heard a rumour you ****ed someone on their period?
Hahaha first time I'm hearing of this....
Do YoU tYpE tHis PiCkLeS ?!?!?!
Negative f**...
why are you called pickles
Pickle up me old boy
have you ever been arrested at a party in south albury for tresspassing?
Hahaha yea deffs one of those times where you learn from your mistakes, I know better now!
The worst thing that happend to you this week?
Everything
Looking for a carpentry trade? Sure you could use your **** as a hammer?!?!
Hahaha well look, whatever works right?
Do you regret anyone you have had *ex with?
Awwh not really
Was that thunder, or did you just pull you undies down...
It was something, definately not thunder though;)
Someone wants you... Lol pretty funny to read some of this
It's bit of a laugh
Now that your mums away can I come around and let you **** me, I want your big j to to punish me ;)
HAHAHAHA WTF
Is it a hard life with consistent gravel rash on your **** ?, from it dragging all day
Makes cleaning an absolute joke!
Do you give away free wheel chairs to girls when they leave your house?, for the pain from your big j
It's a compulsory rule!
The most boring person you know?
Everyone
Is it true groove saint has banned you because you **** to many *****es their and don't leave any for anyone else ?
Haha false, to many *****es and I think the groove would like promote ****ing all the *****es
I heard you call your d.ick "THE TRUTH" because bit.ches can't handle it
Usually when I fornicate I scream '*****, you can't handle the truth' for the obvious reason, but yeah they love it
Do you call your **** wu tang because it makes *****es C.R.E.A.M
You hit the nail on the head there Hombre! C.R.E.A.M for dayz
Is it true you needed to take your **** to your leg playing footy because it's so big ?
Hahahaha! What is it with these Qooh.me about me WuTang??? Keep them coming please! Hahaha
I heard that there is a movie about your **** and it's called anaconda. Is this true?
Haha you know what I'm not to sure, you might have to go rent it and let me know!
What are you doing on Qooh.me! Jessie we need to cook!
Bringing the RV round right now!
I think this has to be Jesse writing to himself ha
Honest to god it's not!
whose this **** on your qooh....
imy x
Not a single clue HAHA!
Imy anonymous?
You will know who it is when I see you on Wednesday baby! (: xxxx
K.
i like it and i bet you like it as well ! So will i see you out this wednesday? xxx
Pretty fair chance!
Should tell me who this is...
what is it baby? I might like it ? xxx
Well, I got it when I was 15 as a home job it's basically a smiley face on my thigh, but yea it's ****ed haha
do you have any tattoos? if so what of? xxx
love a boy with tatts !
HAHAHAHA yea I have one but it's stupid and I gaurentee no one would like it!
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