Jessica Aboltins
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this is h8. becoz u uglay and u need to get off dis world. do us all a favor. k thx :)
lul
Why are you such a ****?
I don't know what that word is, as it's censored so I'm going to not answer that. c:
Something you plan on never doing again?
A lot of things :c
How do you tell someone they have bad breath?
u have bad breath
Do blind people have dreams?
everyone dreams.
Most embarrassing moment?
Well, I don't know actually? It could be forgeting my dance on stage and running off in tears, or falling in the mud in front of Mason in year 8 and going straight home from embarrasment, or the time I put a lolliepop in my mouth and my front tooth came out and I looked like a hill billy.
I have a new embarrassing moment every day so. :P
why do you like mason so much?
well, First off he is cute as all hell, He makes me so happy, he makes me laugh, and I just love him. I have liked him since year 8 and When he asked me out 2 year later, I was just over the moon. Honestly and now it's been 13 months I feel like we've been together forever. He is the one I call mine, he keeps me safe, and he loves me for me. That's all I ever wish for is to be loved for me and he embraces it pretty much. He makes me feel special.
I love him.
so for the essay, You asked. :P
if you had to spend the rest of your life on an island with the person you are most attracted to, but they did not like you back, how long before you turned to raping them? Keeping in mind you don't actually KNOW you will never get off the island
Well, the guy I am attracted to is head over heels in love with me and I feel the same back so I don't know how that works. but hey.
Ryan is second best.
him and Edgar.
Edgar 2013
Edgar, more like DEADgar. ha.ha.
Srs though vote Edgar 2013 for Australia's prime minister
if you had to eat a bucket of sand, what utensil would you use?
a lil orange shovel you can buy in the beach pack that comes with a bucket and rake
Nope.
Ray is the best.
TUXEDO MASK.
WHAT ABOUT RYAN THE STRANGLER?HE NEEDS LOVE TOO YOU KNOW
I must admit though, Ray is pretty freaking awesome.
whats the biggest thing you've ever had in your ***hole (your own shi* and your father's p**** don't count)
I have never had anything but my own shi* come out of my a*s.
thank you Mr. Mature
Ray and Ryan.
R and R connection yo. Regent.
What about Xray and Vav? Or Team nice Dynamite? M8
Gavvy Wavvy or Micoo?
omg why would you ask me that.
it's like the hardest decision ever for me. omg I DUNNO
I VOTE FOR MAVIN!
Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
yes. Most of the time I get a crush on a male friend so yeah.
did u ever f*** aaron???
no no I did not f*** Aaron.
TBH on your best friend?
My one, My only and my everything I can't live without them. <3
How'd your day go?
could of been way better but the end of it was okay I guess :P
Thank you for asking!
Listen to the song Deceiver of the Gods, it's pretty awesome.
Sure why not
Is it possible to escape the friendzone ?Give a reason for your answer
I dunno, Maybe depends who the person is I guess :P
you are that good looking.. I would love to finger you and f*** you, But in all honesty, one of the best looking chick I've seen and I love all your facebook pics <3. Need more bikini pics on FB please
http://24.media.tumblr.com/e31e176f9fcb050e44c60a4483222eda/tumblr_mhqxbjnfRL1s5nhruo1_500.gif
How was your day?
It was good! I got to see my best friend today after not seeing him for a few weeks and It made me so happy!
s*ck a Dic*, hoe!
s*ck my Dic* hoe c:
Iphone vs Android and reason for your choice?
iphone
I'm used to it.
I agree with the last question! You two are so god damn cute! omg. you are perfect for each other. I wouldn't be surprised if you two got married when you two get older. c: awh awh awh.
haha awh thank you :) x
I think you and Mason are the most perfect couple, seriously. You two are going to be together for a very long time. I honestly hope you two stay together forever! :) x
Awh thank you so much! I love the kid the pieces and I really can't see myself with out him by my side doing the stupid shi* we do. c: <3
What song lyrics do you relate to the most?
When I'm nervous, I have this thing that I talk to much. Sometimes I can't shut the hell up, it's like I need to tell someone anyone who will listen and that's where I seem to f*** up.
You are perfect. You like the most stupidest shi* but it is so cute :3 You don't care about what other people think about the things you like and when I see you smile it makes me happy :3
Awh Awh c': thank you so much! omg who are you! x
can you sing?
Nope. I wish!
Name a movie that made you or nearly made you to cry?
Marley and Me, Red Dog, Titanic, The Lion king and most certainly disney pixars Up.
omg.
o00O0OOOOOoooO THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS YOUR SECRET
THAT YOU LIKE TACOS
WOOWO HOW COULD YOU :ooooooooooooo
I like to live on the dangerous side.
One thing that the world does not know about you?
um. I dunno? I like tacos?
Name 3 people you trust?
well, I'll have to say Teesha, Mason, Aaron, Danielle and I think that's it? maybe. :P I don't know I tend to tell a lot of people things.
i love your hair, it's gr9 c:
awh thank you c: it's hard to keep control of!
Top 3 songs on your current music playlist?
Payphone-Crowd the empire
Gotten-Slash
I'm just your problem- Marcaline (advernture time)
Just thought id let you know that you are an amazing, beautiful girl. Don't let anyone put you down :D
awh thank you c:
Would you take a bullet for a friend even if it kills you?
well if it kills me then most defiantly
Why are you such a manipulative **** of a pathetic excuse of a human being?
I know I am. Thanks for the nice comment <3
who am i, good question. Im Batman!
I knew it!
you are pretty amazing :)
Awh thank you so much! :) x
you dont know me but i just asked that game question and Jesus Christ we like the exact same games! maybe not so much crash, dont get me wrong its a good game but i wouldnt put it in my top games! So thank you for choosing quality games!
haha you're welcome! I just grew up playing crash, I thought it was pretty fantastic to me :P but yeah thanks! Who are you?!
What is your favorite game of all time, and your favorite of this year?
Hmm. that'sa hard one, I would say my favorite game of all time must be Crash Badnicoot or Assassins creed. I looooooooove assassins creed. and best game this year, I would say the last of us or GTA 5. I know it's not out yet but srs. Look at it! It looks amazing,
how was your weekend?
It was very good thank you for asking :)
The Joker, Batman, Twoface.
f*** one, Marry one, Kill one.
**** joker, marry batman kill twoface
Do you support human cloning and why or why not?
I only want to clone myself. so I can have a friend
Why does it even matter?
because I said so.
Who would win in a fight, your apathy or you dreams?
my dreams? I don't know what the other one is and I'm too lazy to google it.
Doesn't it disturb you that your father is probably thinking of a different woman when you are making love? That's why he doesn't look you in the face any more.
wtf.
My girlfriend barely knows me and claims rape when ever I try and have se* with her, is it time to let her go?
I think so
I want to fill you to breaking point with man juice?
oh okay.
The ride never stops.....
on the rape train?
Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
Yes, I'd do it for just 1 million but I can go for 30 million ;)
Would you rather have a mouth where your as*hole is or jerk off an autistic person?
I dont know.
Would you rather:
Option A
OR
Option 1
option a
What's the most f***ed up thing you have ever maturated to?
wtf.
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE shi* THIS PERSON IS COMING UP WITH OMFG THE 'WOULD YOU RATHERS' OMG teesha.amanda
it's weird and I want it to stop.
Why don't you have an as*hole? how does your father love you?
Um what?
Would you rather eat your own aborted child or someone else's?
none
Everyday I wake up my Dic* smells of *****, should I stop f***ing your mother?
probably.
Would you rather clit or g-spot?
dafuq?
If your got pregnant tomorrow who would be the ten people most likely to be the father?
are you trying to say I'm a ****? I've only been with one guy..
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
42
On a scale from 1 to 10, what do you taste like?
i really like this question. thank you.
What does *** taste like?
How would I know?
I really want to burp inside your as*hole, What is your favourite colour?
um k.
I don't have one
Would you rather fist your mother using the blood of your favourite pet for lube, or drink a half cup of your fathers *** while your one true love watches?
who the **** are you and why won't you shut the **** up?
guys be like 'i dont want much buuuut, she gotta have big boo*s, big butt, great teeth, nice hair, great clothes' THIS AINT BUILD A Bit** WORKSHOP, YOU GET WHATCHU GET AND YOU DONT THROW A FIT. ;) teesha.amanda
HAHAHAHAHAHA ;)
WYR be forced into a having se* with all the corpses in a graveyard, or all the infants in a maternity ward at max capacity?
corpse. they can't say no and don't make noises
would you rather have the eyes of a small girl removed every year on your birthday in honour of you, or have a cake made of glas* every birthday (you have to eat some)
the little girl eyes. >:)
You can't say neither, that's cheating
**** you do what I want. m8. think of some nice questions and you will get a good answer.
Who would win in a fight, a grilled cheese or a taco?
Taco. Taco all the way
taco is not just a food. it's a lifestyle.
Would you rather eat your mum out or s*ck your dad's ****?
Neither.
Would you rather drink a cup of your dad's *** or a cup of your mum's period blood?
neither.
Something you wish to have but cant afford?
A lot of xbox games, a nice headset for my xbox and a keypad for my xbox and lots of pretty clothes that fits me c:
fill in the blanks-
hi im ___. theres nothing i want more than ___. if i could turn back time i would go to when ___. when i grow up i wish to be ___. but before i die i would love to __. i hope i never have to ___.
#ikr #idec #irl #idek #yolo #swag #jfc
Hi I'm jess, There is nothing i want more than a **** ton of money. if i could turn back time i would go back to the day i meet mason so i could fall in love with him all over again, when i grow up i wish to be a healthy, sucessful woman with a loving husband but before I die i would love to get married i hope i never have to go through what i have already been through.
sunny days or rainy days?
candle lit baths or just plain showers?
romantic or comedies?
movies or music?
prized possession?
bestfriends?
tight clothes or baggy clothes?
3 things you look for in the opposite se*?
#ikr #idec #irl #idek #yolo #swag #jfc
Rainy days
candle lit bath
Comedies
Music
My boyfriend or my xbox
Teesha, Dani, Aaron, and Mason
Baggy clothes
Humor, Gentleman-like manners, and can love me with no make up
hi Teeshy C: <3
why would you blame the dog?
coz he did it
Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?
my dog.
Why does everyone hate you???????1?? Dylanok
because me>everyone
why did you quit dancing?
Was starting to cost to much and My nan passed away and I couldn't do it with out her I felt that a part of me was missing.
wait till school tomorrow i'm going to kick your head in dumb Bit**.
awh you're such a qt. <3
your a horrible, selfish friend. i surprised you still have friends. friends that like you anyway, haha
you're.*
Hottest song right now according to you?
Payphone by crown of empire. (punk goes pop)
Do you love me? Could you leeeearn to love me? ARE YOU PLAYING YOUR LOVE GAMES, WITH ME?
old gregg?
tbh on solesy
Love Solesy, Favorite kid! Funny, can be nice ;) and one of my closest friends. I love Tafe with you and just love hearing you laugh c: Best bloke around. all the *****es should be hanging off his arm. he is a chick magnet. c:
tbh on caleb c
Great kid! Nice, funny, an amazing musician, great friend and idk, really great kid to know. :3
tbh on justin b
Like a brother to me, funny and good to be around :) always getting into mischief.
tbh on jesse w
Also good kid, fun to be around, Hilarious Drunk! and nice guy :)
tbh on corey b
reaaaaally funny kid,and a really good bloke!
If you could have any kind of spoon, what kind of spoon would you have?
A big spoon!
Reason for your last breakup?
He used me for his own needs and then left me. :)
Megamind, Charlie Brown, Ned Flanders.
f***, marry, kill?
**** ned (I mean look at his body. rnmarry charlie and kill mega mind c:
you're a qt!! great kid, funny and deserve only the most perfect girl who will treat you like a king. c:
DAMN YOUUUUU! A BOOOOOX!
Hi Mason! :D <3
hitler don't love you. filthy jew.
I'm not a jew. I'm apparently a Christian.
and proms tomorrow! :O
Proms? :o
now we're screwed. you've pissed off the volcano, cthulu has awoken and now hitler's risen from his eternal slumber. see what you've done?
I love hitler, can I share my cheesecake with him?
doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomedededed
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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