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Are you still alive?
Think so x_x
They said you cudnt describe this feeling , I can try bt the words don't exist
.............
hey will you send me a pic of you feet and toes? Ill give you my number and the sick must be of the top and soles of your feet and barefoot of course.
X_X why
Has your bbm stopped working?
Its working now
i wish i could be alone with you 1 freezing night . So that we can cuddle and kiss al night . How does that sound?
Well considering I don't know who you are...just a lil scary
I want to *** on your face
X_O
How do i know how many bb contacts my friends have
You don't, unless you ask
Sometimes I throw up...
X_X ew
Cape town or jhb or durban
Well I'm from PMB ...but Cape Town
.. Hay, Its Zoe =)°̩ know where not close or anything were not really friends .. But You don't need make up to cover up..You're Beautiful without it , Funny thing is you don't know it .. You're just running from the truth♡ have α nice day**
Thanx Zoe (huggie)
I am in love with you... :(
I'm sorry
Don't answer any messages from me... Brendon , not on fb , mxit , whatsapp , sms , phonecall , qooh.me nothn , just dnt answer Brendonvdm
Ok*
Ok first you gta read the message before it counts as i just told you
Oh....
A guy who loves you
That's name is
JeSSiCa I LoVe YoU
Who are u ;;)
Your so gorgeous!!
Thank u :) xx
You can love someone.. But not be IN love with someone? Right?
Right
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number 0792160601, call me maybe? ;) ;P
X_X maybe not
How many people do you have on bbm?????
About 400+ now
Your so fat now! ew!?!
Fat? Lmao
Part 1
We used to be close
And used to talk all the time
But then I messed up
By walking away
You begged me not to
But retardedly I did
:(
Part 2
But I could never leave
I just admired from far
Now I am bak
But you don't talk to me
I wish you did
But hey it cuza me
Sorry.....
How much doo u loooooooooove luke :)c
Which one lol
Hey you f*ck faced as*hole!,stop writing your pevert shi* on jessy's qooh.m!how do you go to church on a sunday man,your brain must be heavly f*cked cause, you are!go f*ck yourself!your a great person jess ignore this dumb as* motherf*cker!xxx
Thank u :) xx
So I wanted to ask you since you know a lot of people what do you think of melissa harrison ? Because I have had heard things about her please help me Jessyj
She's a nice girl :)
Wow tell that dude to go s*ck α Dic* omw how do u get it right to know all these stalkers
I have no idea x_x
Do u squirt when u *** ??
Or will I have to s*ck the *** out of ur tight Pu**y???
Ok f*** off now seriously
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you've got stalkers dude!:O
Lol..ya
You're such a *****...uhm...yoh!
And you're a lil Pu**y that uses an anonymous profile to tell me you think so?
OK haha i really fell sorry for you with some of these jerks, all I'm here to say is YOUR AWESOME
Haha thank u...ur awesome to I guess :P
Or you can just play with ur Pu**y and piss and ***m inside like a powerade bottle till its full then I can drink it in clas* and at home???
Plz plz just give me a bottle of ur *** and piss!!! Just 1???????
Wtf that's so f***ed? Who the f*** are u
Hey jess I guess you don't know who this is but well thank you for being you haha... Not to cliche I hope?
Thank you..and no I don't know who it is but thank you :P <3 and no not to cliche
I would live to drink ur lovely Jessica Lourens piss and ***!!
So can I ??????????
X_X the f***?
wow, this is the perfect page to see some really cheesy pick up lines.. hahaha, made my day.
you go girl! love yaaa, and miss you!
-put some butter on it:)
Hahaha, I know ryt :P and miss you too, put some butter on it ;)
Would u do me the honor of pissing in my mouth???
Wtf?? X_X
Jess :D yeah dats ryt I miss u morererererererererererererer :P oh nd I gotsa makes u mexican foods :O
Hehe ya you do ?
you mean the world to me but im invisible to you :(
Who are you? :(7
Can I s*ck and lick ur lovely toes and feet?????
Who are you :|
Can I give u a foot message and rub??
Dude who are u
My dream in life is to '' look u so so so so deep in the eyes and say I LOVE U then we simultaneously close our eyes and have the greatest kiss in the world !!! But sadly I think that might remain a dream!!
That was really sweet..who are you?
U are amazing as u are. U must never change who u are and wat u do. Except maybe have more chillz at ur house.
Hahaha thank you? and ok I will
Is it true u r pregnant.
:/
Lol no
Wat do u think of sheri
Which one I know 2
I miss u gorgeous princess :p hope uve been doing amazing :D stay amazing nd gorgeous :p xx
Thank u anonymous :p
U are one of theeee most amazing girls on this planet!!!!!<3,u r so gorgeous and flippen awesome 2 chill with,I would love 2 date a girl like u,just cuddle with u everynight!!!
? thank u
What school friends came to visit?
Gemma, pooja, my friend kemelo, and her friend,
You have really beautiful eyes!!*
Thank u very much :)
Jessy you are perfect the way you are now. Never change plz!
Thank you (huggie)...and I won't
The guy who desperatly wants you to tawk to him
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Because I want to know what you will say with out knowing its me.. So ill ask again... Are you happy with where you are in life Jessica?
I think I know who this is...and if I'm right then my life has nothing to do with you anymore
Answer my question first please Jessica... I'm trying to be polite...
Wat question, why don't you try ask me on bbm
Which best friends came to visit?
Ozzy, Jade, Gavin, and a few people from school
Improvement...? That's just Jessica for 'no'.. But let's pretend that I don't know you aswell as I actually do... Where would you like to improve..? Maybe I can help.. If you choose to let me back in..
Who are u
Are you happy with where you are in life Jessica?
There's always room for improvement
But I don't judge you, and I'm a girl, and you don't even notice how much I care for you
Cuz I shut people out, its easy, its what I do...who are u
Ok, then name your female friends. You have a shi* load more male. You care more about guys
It would take a while, and ya, I do have more male friends, because all chicks do is judge me, its hard to find a friend (that's a girl) that doesn't care about what others are saying
Jessy :D I miss u like hell star wars buddy :( we gotsa chill soon nd hav a star wars movie marathon :Dxxx
Ozzy!!!!!! I miss ju 2
Love is a strong word but sooo r my feelings
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Do you love your boyfriend?
I'm single...but I still love someone
Hw u doing beauty ;)
Ok and you? ;;)
Cool tnx. That's all I needed 2 know
:)
Will you marry me
Depends... :P
How was denmar? And who came to visit you?
Ok I guess...and my best friends, my ex and my exs friends
If there was this average guy with a gr8 personality and loved you would you ever love him back
Of course...never really bothered about what a guy looks like
Haha you sad sad people, seriously pick up lines on an anonomous site.
Lol
I wana meet u
Who are u? And I'll think about it :P
I thought u were a nice gal, but then I realised to don't care about having female friends, only male ones :(
I do care about having female friends...a lot..don't know what I did
Do u still have good taste in music? :D
Always
I love you
Love is a strong word
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Lmao
I love you jessy , for real now , but you dnt want me to love you so I won't say who I am . Dnt ask me how I know I just do ... Stay cool
Tell me
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Heard it before :/
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
P.s I'm nt the same person as the person sendin the pickup lines a few days ago
No I'd call the cops x_x. #who are u?
People call me B, but you can call me Tonight!
Lost x_x
Favourite movie?
Favourite song?
Let's say... Top 25?
Get you're mind off all the as*holes who hit on you when you have a boyfriend... FFS...
Well I'm single...so ya
I love you :p xxx <3
I love you too!! :D, anonymous person
With who have you had the most fun with at menlyn mall:)
Tough one....I've had a lot of fun at Menyln mall ;) , joking*** haha..I'm guessing this is Rico
U <3 make me warm and happy inside ;) <3 wish I could finally have u in my arms ....
Aww
I hope you know that you are the most amazing girl in the whole world!! I love you so much!!!! You mean the world to me and all I want to do is cuddle with you and kiss you in the rain, hold you tight and just keep you safe in my armsb!! I love you!!!!! Xxxxx
:P <3 x
wow, if you were anymore beautiful... i swear all the other beautiful girls in the world would commit suicide from intimidation. and your not just beautiful... your fun to be with... considering you broke my sober streak:P fun times...
Lol thank you xx, :P :D
Yeah the guy I like likes you, thanks ay(y)-__-
I'm sorry...who are u
What's up with you and John-michael ?
Nothing? Don't even know the dude well
I would love to tell u but! I know how this scenario will end
Ill tell u wu I am ova fb or bbm then ull be like oh ok
Then we speak tonight alil and after that never again
But trust me I wana tell u!!!!
<3<3<3 ^_^
Ok give me a hint
When we dating 1 day ill tell u that it was me!!!! ^_^
<3<3<3
:(
Its a mystery!!
But I gata say u make me melt when I give that faints stare !!! ^_^
Please tell me :(
But if I tell u it won't help u still like dating byron and ull be disappointed with wu it is! And the mystery will be gone ! And the truth is in the mystery! ^_^ so I can't tell u cause I've only met u 1nce
You have to tell me :|
(^_^)
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Guess what ???
I like u and wana ! Wished u were single so I could let u experience the world best ever date and kiss ever!! ^_^
(-_-)
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Who are you??? Lol pwez tell me..BBM me or Facebook me
Ill make u stop speaking by kissing u and never stopping u! And I wish u could get to know the real me! But I completly understand ur with someone! But ill just wait for u!! ^_^ the ill kiss u!!!!
Who are you?
Speak english ^_^
And if I refuse :P
Ide rather kiss u then have se* with u ^_^
Ide rather cuddle then watch u strip!! ^_^
So I don't think I'm that bad !!! What do u think?
That's really cute..who are you?
Talk 2 me or not it doesn't matter cuz in the end I will always have ur bak star wars geek xx
:(
Hey Belle Je Voulais Juste Vous Dire Que Nous Ne Discuter Offter Parce Que Vous Avez Bestfriends Nouvelles Im
Im arrependido mas que nunca você é seu português não é muito bom, (that means I don't know who you are but your portuguese is not that good haha) I'm sorry
Aceitas um dos meus beijos na boca?:P:D
Hahaha que voce deseja, sweety Desculpe nao beijar qualquer um, voce tem que ser muito especial, e um cara sem nome nao pode ser tao especial :P
If u ever need sum1 u know where 2 find me nd tnx 4 being such an amazing friends star wars geek xx
Thank you Ozzy, and you the amazing fwend <3
U dirty girl!! ;) the 1 on ur face of course !!
We can get to the other 1 later ^_^
Lmao...
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