jodie alport
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What have you never truly gotten over?
How some girls eat so much and are still so skinny ?
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Which word do you misspell a lot ?
Superkalafragilisticexpieladocious
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What's your middle name
Oh dear ?? Alexandra.
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What's the worst decision you've ever made?
Can't say it - but I made it recently
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Jodes, what makes you happy?
Soooo many things - but mostly random acts of kindness, my family & my friends. ?
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You are one of a kind my girly, thank you for being there to back me up 100%. Mad love.
Always always always - so much love ?
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Jodes, what makes you happy?
Sooo many things - but random acts of kindness and my family are two of the biggest things. ?
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What offends you ?
Uneccessary cruelty and negativity.
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Please come to Durban, really want to make plans with you.
I'm coming to Durban today actually - Dm me so we can meet up ??
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What do you have no time for?
overthinking things and being rude :(
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You are breathtaking
& you are so sweet
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How old will you be in 2030 ?
31 ?
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jodes meh main girl ?
Aweeeeee ?
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Jods you are the most beautiful girl inside and out, there is no reason to not be comfortable. You've certainly got the bod. Stay as sweet and $exy as you are! ❤️
Ah this really made my day, thank you very much. Please send me a message - ?
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Why did you take down the photo of you in a bikini?
Um - I guess i just wasn't comfortable with it xx
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What got you upset recently?
My report ????
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If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
Friends or Hawaii five-0
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What are you currently worried about ?
All the violence all over the world
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Where are you gonna be this December? ?
Cape Town and Matat. ?
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How many guys have you hooked up with?
mediocre question ???
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Half colours for soccer, what a champ. ❤️❤️
Coming from you ❤️❤️
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Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Hawaii
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What was the happiest moment in your life?
This morning when I finished my last exammmm ?
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By love you mean making love right
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No not really :(
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Why did you take your qoohme of for a while?
wanted to put my vsco grid there instead xx
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Why did you take your qoohme of for a while?
wanted to put my vsco grid there instead xx
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What are you passionate about?
Surfing, love and Jesus !
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What is your idea of living the good life?
following Christ and livin by the seaaaa
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
ah - none
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You're very pretty :)
Probably learn from you xx
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I admire your kind heart and lovely personality ❤️
This means the world - thanks for the kind words ?
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If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Surf !
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What one thing do you need to do next?
Go to the gym
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Holy cow Jodie
Your sister is beautiful
Yeah, so beautiful - she even wrote this qooh me
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What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
Times Square on the Fourth of July ?
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So beachy, dig you
Aw - dig you too!
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You are unmeasurably beautiful. You shine from your soul. You don't realise how incredible you are and everyone wishes you would see it.
This is really special, I hope you know that I appreciate everything you do for me. Love you so much !
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What is your motto?
Have 2 1 - Jesus is the way 2 - what goes around comes around
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Sk8ter boy
yes - thank you Avril Lavigne :(
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Heaven
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You SKATEBOARD? How did I not know this??
I've skateboarded for a while - but I only got my new one this weekend xx
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Doesn't the world have enough problems already?
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Who do you look up to and why ?
My parents - I wonder if I'll ever be able to give my children what they have given me
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You mean so much to me
LOVE YOU
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Heart
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First let me hop out the MF Porsche !Xo
Weeeeh
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
No stress, care less, it's the best ;)
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Love you Jodes xxx
Love you too!
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In my opinion you were the most beautiful girl at the ball last night x
In my opinion you are the sweetest person ever, but my friends looked beyond beautiful and I guess that made me look half as good as them too xx
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What's under your bed?
My nigga my nigga
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Sorry the first qoohme was too long so here's other part -
You don't mind showing everyone who you are and you never try to hard to impress anyone and that is so attractive. You are amazing Jodie.
Oh wow - thank you so so much. I really hope whoever you are that we can make plans, please send me a message. You sound so wonderful xx
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You inspire me because you're your own person who makes up there own mind but is so polite at the same time. You are so kind and sweet that besides your pretty self there is so much beauty inside you.
you are far to sweet, thank you for those generous words. Whoever you are, you're incredible - thank you for focusing on the more personal things about me. It made my day, please send me a message ️XO
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I absolutely adore you :)
You are too kind - thank you very much XOX
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Doubt Jesus
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Who's your favourite kokstad person
(You better say me)
Me
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Describe your life in 3 words
Blessed, loving, happy
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Is it true that you're having an affair with Scotch, your dog?
It's not an affair if I'm single? And no.
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When are you going to tell everyone about your relationship?
First time I've heard about the relationship I'm in - please enlighten me :(
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I'm watching your house. I am looking at your blue roof and white walls. I light up your life. Who am I?
The transgender boy
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What's missing in your life ?
im blessed, I've got nothing to complain about
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Have you lost your V card
Shredded. No - my virgin active card is in my purse
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fck the haters you are amazing
Love you
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Scott rawlins ?
he's really cool x
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Who's your fave Matat person?
There's so many, love them alllllll the most
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Can you whip?
I can whip, do I do it well? No.
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Rate yourself out of 10
11 Jokes probably -1 :(
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Heeeeeeeeyo, daylight comes and we don't wanna go home
weee - tb to jason deruloooooo
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What type of people bore you ?
Negative ones!
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thanks for the batt last night, shot hey
I'm sorry :( who is this?
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How do you deal with a break up ?
Build a bridge and get over it
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Are you a selfish person ?
Hopefully not
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Shloopharoomeedoo - come to mhs this weekend - blampumtils 1NicoleAlder
Haha shredded, definitely!
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Hey there pretty girlio
Hey there xox
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Why so tumblr?
That's so sweet; but I wish :(
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How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
someone that is family or close friends with them should tell them..
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Missin' chu my fav grade 10 ❤️❤️❤️ Love you so much jodes xoxoo
Love you so much favve ❤️ Xxx
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
50 shades, haha
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Surfing
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If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
Haha sad :(
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what do you look for in a guy??
Someone who's genuine and would share the same interest as me :)
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Someone told me you like a guy from Shelly beach, is it true?
No xx
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
Nine days - journey
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Imma theenky thnaaaake
Slithering in your garden, catchin me a mouse
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Who was your first crush ?
Hah - probably Barney
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Come to Durban soon xx
I am xo
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What was your first cellphone ?
Eish
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Would you hookup or get with a black ?
If I liked him yeah - colour doesn't matter
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If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
Pray
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Everything's going to work out just fine. Love you snooks
Thank you so much poppet, love you too!
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Keep doing what you doing Jodes, love you
Thank you special xo
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Saw you at RB last night, I'll come say hello next time ;)
Why don't you tell me who this is instead? ;)
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You always put a smile on my face, even with your non - funny jokes. Female Trevor Noah ;)
I thought my jokes were good :( ! Thank you f** - hope to see you soon xo