Johann Jurriaans
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
Nope, also I shower
Microp****, you have a microp****
No I do not have micropants
What do you like about the person you dating?
Hmm tough one, the whole imaginary thing is pretty cool
You and Michael are a cute couple
Swell
What do you think about the most?
What life would be like if things were different...
What’s a common misconception people have about you?
Dunno, go ask someone else
you legit going out with michael hardinge?
Haha Naaaa I'm not
You're a gay little ****er
(y)
Who inspires you?
Childish Gambino
What freaks you out ?
Heroine addicts
Which friend would you take a bullet for?
Most of them
Can money buy love?
(She gives me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (when I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(She gives me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (when I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head
What do you think of all the nandos girls?
All great girls and good to work with and talk to!
you smell like dimsum
Um. K
Your girlfriend..you f u c k e d her yet?
How is that any of your business?
You f u c k e d Mel yet?
Who
"Steam train dubstep with die antwoord vocals" - cyan cydar 2014 Cyancydar
Hahahahah
Yay or nay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6eER7elUPs Cyancydar
Very much yay
What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
Stuff
Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
Anything a twelvie has ever said
Speaking of ripping off songs, I just remember this funny as **** thing I did to you in music performance :p I was trying to play SHM - One on piano, didnt realise it was connected to your computer, all of a sudden you've got the best tune in the class :) Cyancydar
Hahahahahaha shiiieeeeet hahaha that was a good class!!! Except you were never there.. -.-
Top five best looking girls ?
Dan
Jackson
Billy
Darcy
Trent
Would you trust your mates with designing a tattoo for you?
Ooo probably not.... Knowing them it'll probably be a p****
A super power you wish you had?
To be able to change my power at will to whatever I want!
who would you turn gay for in ya friend group?
No one (y)
pin
Na not really into sewing sorry :/
Not enough p*rn
Theres never enough p*rn :'(
that's just rude, and oh well at least I was nice and warm (: mel.davison
... its ok tho, my bed is comfy as **** :p
Thanks for the jacket ex oh ex oh gossip goat mel.davison
Youre a hoe... was cold all night cause of you!
Who would you like thank today and what for?
Mel, for stealing my jacket... #suchsarcasm
Would you ever kiss a guy?
probs not
Why are you so cute?
no idea! :/
The biggest mistake you made in your life?
I dont believe ive made any mistakes
At what age did you loose your virginity????
I was 3, shrek flew into my room and filled me with his love
What's your weakness?
White.. I mean, daniel...
who are your bestfriends? boys and girls?
um boys: daniel, liam, darcy, jackson theres a few more
girls: Melissa, rhi, hannah again theres more but I ceebs
How long would you like to live for?
long enough to watch the final episode of doctor who or sherlock
I wanna bloat you full of milk and **** your as* til you pop
um... wtf...
weooow thank you almighty spud king
http://youtu.be/feQR5Bf4ZJI
umm... ok?
Who's ya daddy?
the man who played a big part in creating perfection (me) ;)
I don't know chocolate man. You tell me.
but I ceebs
Why are you so cute?
#CaramelloKoala
is that really a question that needs to be answere? ;)
Your next smartphone?
Htc one m8
Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
Everyone
Doctor Who is gay.
Youre gay
Honest thoughts on bec maddock?
Why do people keep asking me... my answer will remain the same
Thoughts on the sixth doctor?
eh
You are the last Air Bender! Shave your head!
I already have arrow tattoos, might as well invest in the situation
Well I have a vajayjay and boo*ies so a chick?
who not what
K I'll buy you nandos :))))
lel who are you?
can we inject marrawanas rubygriffith
all da tym bbi, but its only bin 30 min :*
s h i t
oh.. well then no
would you eat **** for 2 dolla
whats ****?
1 dolla s*cky s*cky, 3 dolla ****y ****y, you interested? xoxoxox
i only have 50c :(
Wanna take my virginity?
at least buy me dinner first :)
Thoughts on bec maddock?
already answered this.. go scroll down a bit
Olinda... same as you :/ surprisenburg Laura_01
lel jks! surprisenburg ;) um dunno, I need a costume as well!
what should i go as for swim sports? Laura_01
what I house are you in?
YOU *exY MEXICAN WOMEN
thanks qt :*
hahaha whoever wrote about Diggersby is a legend
Hahaha that was Billy Stanley
Ever considered being in a relationship with a guy?
Haven't really thought about it
Can I lick your poo poo hole?
no..
those who cannot be named for being truly awful wouldn't include the one designated Daniel Hasan would it? :0
na hes alright to a certain extent
why yew get around sa much?
Dont know! maybe cause im amazing :/
least favourite individual?
mm theres a few out there, but im not gonna name them
do I have to pay you? can't it just be free? xx :*
maybe.. who are you?
wanna **** sometime? need a new **** buddie :)
maybe... only if you pay me tho (y)
I heard you got punched by a girl
I heard that as well
ur a *exy mofo xxx :*
I know! :*
thoughts on mel D
Shes great to talk to and a good friend, bit of a hoe tho ;)
Least favorite girl in year 12?
hm... probably daniel atkinson
yeah you would say that wouldn't you
sure would!!
thoughts on bec maddock?
she goes alright
Oh yeah shes a massive hoe zomg
I heard her favorite animal is a horse!
thoughts on Ruby?
Huge hoe! head in the clouds type and i hate talking to her!!
Ash Thomas is so great, if you had to rate him, how many swags out of 10 would he have?
ooooooooo id say 6-9 swags
top 5 nicest girls outside of school?
um.... theres a fair few, and i cant be ****ed thinking atm haha
do you like anyone at the moment?
yeh i do
Who are we to judge if a chick wants to be in her birthday suit, sit down beneath another chick strung up and take a...umm bloodbath haha it makes her happy and you were already very well tainted Mario ;) DanielHasan
very true!
Diggersby tho
This nigga has EARS for ARMS nigga, he has EARS for ARMS.
He could smoke a blunt with his real hand and then break your nose with his ears! Diggersby tho!
I mean Machamp's cool and stuff, but that nigga does't have ears for arms does he!
hahahah :')
If you mean Hostel as being part of the weirdest movies my favourite blackbelt mexican than i will state you have also viewed that extremely warped movie. DanielHasan
yes and it has tainted my mind
you're a hypocritical little **** and no one really likes you lol
Thank you, but instead of hypocritical id prefer high functioning sociopath :) if you have anything else to say please inbox me... id love to here more about how none of my family and friends like me (y)
thoughts on Daniel Hasan mexican?
Hes alright, good to talk to... but he watches the weirdest movies haha :')
just do your personal top 10 hottest girls :P
In no order...
Melissa Davison
Megan Kapplehoff
Holly Kilpatrick
Amy Jamieson
Tiahn Louise
Indi Gowan
Shayla Mansell
Dana Thompson
Brianna Blok
Yvonne Strahovski
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