John Holmes
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How was your first kiss like ?
It was fantastic
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Your source of happiness?
Jager
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How much is enough money for you?
Enough to buy a footlong sub and some jager
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Interested in anyone right now?
Hmm not reallyright now, more interested in finding someone to be interested in
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5 hot girls lasts names?
Is this honestly like the only damn question you guys can come up with? I think you're all hot but here ya go: damoiseaux, leeson, Ashley, sterling and lets go with Mahu
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Who was the first person you dated?
Sarah Leeson grade 5! HAHAHA
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Do u even lift anymore?
A few weeks ago i got a couple wisdom teeth out so i had to stop for a bit and i just got the other 2 out on monday. There's no easy way to say this but, i've lost a lot of gains
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hottest chick in gr 12
In scits? Id say Leeson cus she's hot af but she's a cool friend that i can actually have a convo with
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It's basic knowledge of my own hahah
I dont follow
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I heard you ****ed Meranda smith.
I've heard a lot of things too
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If shes a ****, does she get a friend request?
And what about if she does butt?
Well if her ****yness outweighs her hotness then i wouldnt send a request, but if she does butt it's a no brainer
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On the cool scale, I am not as cool.
Who says?
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5 hot girls?
Leila, Sarah, Taylor, alyssa , my nurse today
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Thoughts on me? ;) haha CassyRooke
Cassie Rooke oh god where to begin. You're a pretty awesome girl from what i know already, cute as hell too. Last time i saw you i felt like a got sassed out by your lil group in the garage but whatever. you're fun to party with buy crafts class was so ****ing awkward
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You're a cool dood bruh
You're probably pretty damn cool yourself
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Why is your **** soo small?
Well when i was a baby, my mother didnt actually push me out, we werent in a hospital or anything. there was no one except my mother, me, the train tracks, and the freight train coming at us top speed. Believe it or not, i gave birth to myself, kinda like in the alien movies when they pop out of the black chicks chest. anyways as im standing over my bleeding mother, the vibrations from the tracks and the train whistle were the only things i could here next to the tiger blood pumping through my veins. I kneww i ouldnt just leave her in the middle of the tracks so i got her on my back, did a military press set and as i counted the sets, 7, the train was near. 8, the train was a mere 15 m away at this point. 9, oh no this is it, now or never, do i jump out of the way and save myself and mother? of course i couldnt let her die so as i pushed up for my last rep, it happened. 10, the final rep happened so fast i threw my mother 16 ft away from the train and just got clipped by it myself. It clipped my johnson.
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i hope that abusive dentist treated you well.
He's a pretty damn good dentist but yea one of the teeth had to be like, spun around and turned cus it was down pretty low, my face hates him right now
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I rip on you a lot but thats only because I think youre really cool and I dont mean to insult you ever i just like givin u a hard time lol -bre ( just letting u know so u dont think of me as a cruel *****)
OH YEA BRE you're the reason why i cant sleep at night! nah just ****in with you i know it's a joke, just like you're a joke
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ha well then who's someone you'd never Mack again
Ali and Alexis, dont like messin around with exes
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Come on John, we all want to know your most recent, or THE best??
Who's we? That's a pretty weird thing to want to know but I guess i do like it weird. I feel like no matter how i answer this im gonna get **** on by someone
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Top 5 attractive girls you'd get with at scits?
Hmm good question but i dont really know, there's a lot of attractive people at scits, send me a fb message and ill give you a more juicy answer
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most recent Mack?
best Mack?
Most recent I dont think I should say and I'd say you're the best
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kibbles and bits and fresh toilet water but sometimes u gotta spice it up and add a little feces treat or two in there
You really arent making this any easier for me
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Why are you so ****ing gay?
Why are you so ****ing ugly?
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would u rather eat a bowl full of dog food + toilet water (basically like cereal) or drink a cup of your own vomit?
Hahaha what kinda cereal are you eating? Is it at least fresh toilet water? Or like Scits toilet water
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john holmes the p*rn star?
The one and only
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got your eye on anyone?
Nah not right now
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would you rather sit on a **** and eat cake or eat cake and sit on a ****?
Hahahah **** you this is my question and you ****ed it up anyways, gfed
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i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to have a chance at that fine piece of as*
Thanks b
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how many ****s have you s*cked today?
Does my own count or no? I mean none
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do you often Mack girls at parties?
Well yea sometimes I guess
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What do you think about the most?
The pump