Onwaba Buzani
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Be brave enough to ask me in person, kiddo.
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Which phone do you have
iPhone 5s and a Samsung S4
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Lmao I knew it was over between you two when you posted that hoe pose in a bikini (unga'touch'eka please tuu)
But don't worry, real niggas like us gon pull through soon?
I'll ignore that subtweet, but if I were to say anything, you don't even sound like a "nigga," sounding like a girl out here ? (Unga'touch'eka please tuu)
Lol, no time for that this year.
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What is your New Year's resolution?
To be an all rounder. To get every aspect of my life up to scratch!
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What do you make of Quatic_trigga?
I don't think I know a "Quatic_trigga." I searched the account.
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What is your passion in life?
I'd say my passion is photography. As much as I'd love to be the photographer, I admire the photographs. I'm absolutely hooked!
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What is something that actually offends you?
When I am looked down upon due to my age by my elders.
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Have you ever been dared to chug/drink something before a long bus/car trip?
No I haven't. Wouldn't that be boring though? I swear I'd probably pass out
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What would you do if your mas********* video went viral??
Even if you dont..
?? how did you even think of that? Well, they would have already seen what I do in my free time, sooo I guess I'd go with it. I'd act ratchet (probably wouldn't be acting, cause I low key am ?).. I'd have fun and do what I want, man.
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Name every single 'crush' you've had this year.
Lord Erosé.
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Sorry to bother you, but the where do you get your white tops ? They are gorgeous and so are you ??
I get them from The Fix and thank you ❤❤❤
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What do you think of Lord Eros?
??? honestly, I've been crushing on him since I got Instagram, but he's pretty abstract.
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If youre married, why abstinence?
1) it's not a legal marriage
2) I'm only 16 ??
3) I can promise you that $ex is not going to be extinct anytime soon, so why the hell rush it? I mean I can have $ex from the age 24-85, but I don't get to be a teenager for the rest of my life. I want to enjoy my childhood.
There is a time and a place for everything.
How much is that? ?
Fortunately, I'm not selling ?
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How much do you have in your bank account ?
?? not that I'm trying to brag, but.. For the first time this year, I've got the amount that I want.
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Would you make friends with a stranger AsemahleXaba
I would.
I mean, everyone is a stranger before you befriend them, right?
Do you have time for someone you don't know?
How so? I mean, I guess it would depend. You have to be more specific.
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Why do you only go for selbornians?
I honestly wouldn't, but it's a matter of I only know they're from Selborne after things are already, "interesting"
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Yes C.P
Surely she knows where to find me if she wants to talk.
She knows I don't bight..
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Focus!
On my come up this coming week?
That's all I've been focused on.
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Mrs Dlova , I've been wondering whose the snitch you keep talking about ????
?? I can't answer this question now, all I know, The Snitch might be qoohing me ? and that's the last thing I need! All will be revealed in good time!
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Young Michay
I'm not quite sure we're on the same page.
C.P?
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Rumour has it you befriend ****s
Yes, I befriend hoe-mies ?. I'm such a joke. Wow.
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What do you think about the most ?
Lately I've been thinking about going back home to Durban. I'm literally just focusing on that, family time, laughs,shopping and food.
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How do you feel about people who dont find their race as appealing to the other? Romantically.
My opinion on the matter is that, to find someone more "attractive/appealing" because they aren't of the same race as you speaks volumes. To me, it basically states that you have some self hatred for who/what you are and need to look for "that love" somewhere else. To the point that even your own race doesn't 'do it for you.' I can't say I understand individuals like that. I prefer people who are fond of all races. Including your own. why limit yourself even?
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What's pissing you off right now ?
The fact that I lost my power bank at this event, this morning.
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Kamva Matroshe?
I don't know him personally, but all I know is he has to teach me how to dance.
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hoPe to see you on the field next year, a certain someone really aPPreciated your Presence earlier this year?
Wait ?.. do you mean whilst playing hockey or with my gym buddy?
Either way, I will be on the field.
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Do you know Raheem Sterling?
No, I do not.
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Are you engaged ?
No, I'm not.
It's a promise ring.
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You might love amahle , but you'll never get over your first love Junior. You will always uJunior and thats a fact you cannot fight nor deny
I DO love Amahle. That is present.
Yes, I do still love Nxumalo, the same way I love most of the general people in my life. The same way I love the sandwich I had 10 minutes ago, but that's over and life carries on and you know what.. You forget the sandwich and it eventually it leaves your system ?, just like that "love".
So yes, I deny nothing x
If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
I know it isn't a movie, but honestly I'd take out Benson from Regular Show. He has such issues and he's incredibly humorous.
"Clean up the park OR YOU'RE FIRED" - Kills me every time ???.
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Last time you had $ex?
4 April 1100 BC; 03:59:02
If this question is asked again, I will slit my wrists.
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How are you feeling right now?
Irritated.
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What are you sick and tired of?
- wolves dressed in sheep skin
- a corrupt and unjust government
- our economy
- teenagers rushing the stages of life
- the fact that I don't have a young billion sitting in my bank account ?
- stupidity, people who go to church just so they have a "perfect attendance record", etc , there's a lot..
What are you looking forward to in 2017?
A more focused Me.
New individuals who will enter my life.
The music.
A new phone.
The food I'll eat for the first time, etc.
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What makes your life worth living?
1) Family
2) new days and new adventures
3) food
4) God fearing individuals.
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God bless you
Thank you, and may he bless you as well.
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What's an instant turn off for you?
1) The way an individual approaches me.
"Hey, I've been sussing you from across the room.." is not the ideal conversation starter.
2) When someone keeps looking at me, and they lick their lips each time we make eye contact.
3) The way they carry themselves.
4) Sending your friends to talk to me, for you.
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God bless you.
I receive this blessing and may blessings find you too.
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What was the best decision of your life?
Not letting the bad outweigh the good in my life. Starting new. Living for me.
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I feel like Pablo ☀
You feel like Pablo, or you want Pablo?
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I hope that what's troubling your heart, fades away and that you can do well in your exams. Love you x God bless my guy ?
My special somebody ?? x
"Honestly, truly.." I'm going to be okay, thank you. May God bless you and all the best for those exams, babe ?.
Love you millions.
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Why aren't your cousin and sister your bestfriends ? Are they mean or do you just prefer friends. ?
They are more than just my bestfriends, they're family dude.. Literally ?. They can be mean, but mostly opinionated. Talk to them.
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If u had to choose b2wn Qhama and Kholo who would it be? What do you love/admire about your relationship with them? Would you say y'all are lit? You are so beautiful bruh. When will I c u?
Geez, I wouldn't be able to choose ?, i'd rather die. I admire the fact that they are literally the only people I can trust them
with anything, they're goofy/extremely
stupid ?, intelligent young woman. I love
them.
As cocky as it may be, I think we are lit, in our own way.
Thank you so much ?❤. If you tell me who you are, we could surely meet up.
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Shame
I don't like this word.
It's so useless. Why use it when you serve a God that takes it away ?¿
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
"Your reputation runs ahead of you, mntana wam. Don't damage it for the sake of 'fun.'"- Mother Buzani ❤
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that friend of yours that killed Avu and Sihlu should rot in hell.
With all due respect, no one forced anyone into a car, everyone got in because they wanted to. You cannot comment about
anything when you weren't in that car that night. It is not your business to say
anything. You do not know his heart, you
don't know why things turned out that way. You don't know where he's going. Stop playing God and acting like you know where people are heading, please.
You should really pray for deliverance.
What would you rather be doing rn?
I'd rather be on holiday in Thailand with a couple of friends, with a lot of money for food.
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What's it like to be you?
Blessed.
There are a lot of things I don't deserve, but I have them.
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What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
The music.
It's exciting to anticipate what artists will come up with, each year.
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What you think of Sange.V?
He's a light skinned kid. There's nothing to think about.
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What have you never truly gotten over?
How fcky these boys are lately.
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Can Onwaba dat A$$?
What about it ??
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Your preference.. You seem to like light skinned oaks, is that what you're only into?
You'd actually be surprised, but I prefer dark skinned boys ?. Firm believer of "The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
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I got you ! You're dating Amahle Dlova from Selborne grade 10 what a cute one you guys make ❤❤❤❤❤❤
We're literally not dating , but thank you for the compliment ❤❤. We're just good friends.
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What do you think about Phiwe
Who is Phiwe?
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You so cool??
Thank you, but what makes you think that?
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What does your name mean ?
Happiness, Joy ?.
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Can you be my fck Buddy?
No thanks, I'm not on a mission of contracting AIDS.
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Who's Qhama's crush?
Why would I tell you that? Why are you even asking me, when she has her own account?
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Don't make me give you back to the hood ?
Don't make me give you back , I said bounce that ish like woah ??.
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Onwaaayba ??. Hello hi again. Just here to say that I love you. - 4 and we should make plans soon ?
I love you so much in fact ?? you make my life Xx
- plans must begin to make way !
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My guuuy ??
I miss you already. I think you should know who this is.. part of the 4 ?
My guuy ??❤ ! I miss you most x
Yaas, Fantastic Four, cause you know how this ish go ?
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What or who , do you think about the most ?
As to how I'm going to explain my report to my parents.
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Do you advise giving your number to someone you dont know? Like through dm?
I really don't and I'm speaking through experience ?.. You send it to one person, next thing you have the entire squad acting like they know you or your account gets hacked. Rather be safe than sorry.
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What is your best memories with friends? And family
Friends: back in Grade 8 ?? we bunked school to watch such a pathetic movie, but as we were purchasing our tickets, our Grade Head was passing by.. Mind you it was still school hours, and the 100km/h sprint that I did just to hide my guy ? wow !
Family: we were visiting my diabetic grandmother ez'lalini. My grandmother's house is huge, cold and has no electricity if the generator is not on (which can only be lit for 3hours). So it was round about 2 in the morning when Qhama, Kholo and myself were laying in bed talking. My blackberry was dying, now bare in mind there is no electricity ?, and I got a text from this fckboy who had attempted to achieve all three of us.. we all hated him at the time and we wanted to mess with him so before my battery died, we entertained yet dissed him mara he was on some die hard crap and didn't give it. Eventually he sent a vn and we were shocked at how deep his voice was. Before the vn ended, one of us started screaming , "he's standing in the corner" and we all freaked out and we moved around so much that we broke the bed in half and fell right through it.. Even inside the hole we had made, we were just canning. And we just stayed there, laughing for a full on 20 minutes.
Do u confide in your family members?
Yes I do, I believe they are the only people I can actually trust extensively.
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Ooh, who is this person you're crushing on at church?:p
I won't give you his name ??, but I can tell you that I literally sit in front of him each Sunday.
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Are you really not a virgin?
Did I not answer this question? Life messed me up my guy. Mathematics, physics and people in general have fcked me over.