Jonah
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U r a fgt KeelanC
Lol true
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2741 days ago
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If only you liked me
If only I knew who you were
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2741 days ago
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You are one hot potato
thank you
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2745 days ago
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you always say "DM me" but you never reply?!? ?
No DM's are coming though mate ?
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2745 days ago
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I want to lay in bed with you
Lol sick?DM me ?
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2750 days ago
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"here call someone who cares" ??? you always leave me in hysterics, keen on getting to know you better! Just don't know how? Xx
DM me ?✨
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2752 days ago
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Pancakes or waffles?
Why not both ?
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2760 days ago
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Someone in Plett you think is cool/ wish you knew better
No one comes to mind
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2760 days ago
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Ten hottest girls you know near you
More than ten
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2760 days ago
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You and keelan dating?
Naai. Best friends
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2766 days ago
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You and annika a thing again?
Naai bruh
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2768 days ago
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When were you the most happy and why?
Right now, because I've met such amazing people
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2768 days ago
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Jonah you such a dank dude and don't let these piss heads tell you different I will always be here for you you don't know who this is but that's fine?
Please message me x
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2768 days ago
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Is there still beef between you and haley
Aweh she hates me
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2768 days ago
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I had a dream that you died and it made me happy. But when I woke up I was sad because I realized it was just a dream
ugh mahn, I'm sorry that you're sad ?❤️
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2770 days ago
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Why are you single?
The fck if I know ??♂️
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2770 days ago
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The way you answer your question ? YOU ARE SOOO DANK! ?✨
big thanks to "leopard toe" for giving me a hand with me answers
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2772 days ago
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Are u and keelan a thing or just friends
What do you think lil fgt ngga
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2772 days ago
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Our relationship is so sad. You are so nice to me on WhatsApp, on Instagram you think you're so cool, then in person your not so kind.
*hands you my phone*
here, call someone who cares
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2772 days ago
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i think i'm in love with you baby
lol fgt
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2772 days ago
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I have no idea what on earth that person meant??? What on earth do they know, your father loves you more than anything in the world.
Aweh yeah, I don't know dude
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2772 days ago
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What are you bad at ?
Life
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2772 days ago
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Are you bi$exual? If not what $exuality are you
I'm a toaster
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2772 days ago
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When don't you steal captions?
Most captions are mine. My recent one is mine
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2775 days ago
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Boi, please just fcking end your life. No one loves you my friend. You're such a ****, no wonder your father fcking hated you. How is it possible to love someone like you. You think keelan and them all love you, but they're just using you. No one loves you
lol, thanks man. I literally want to marry you ❤️
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2776 days ago
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What do you want the most right now?
a motorbike ?
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2776 days ago
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When's your birthday?
23 July
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2777 days ago
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What do you want for your birthday
a motorbike ?
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2779 days ago
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The girls in our grade are such snakes, they always talking behind your back it's so wrong
lol k
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2779 days ago
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Who's your best friend ?
I don't know how to answer this question because in order to have a best friend, you have to atleast have a friend to begin with
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2780 days ago
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Who's your favourite gay p*rn star
Connor
Jonahvanrooyenn replied
2782 days ago
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Qooh
Why do I have a feeling that this is Connor
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2782 days ago
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What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
if I stopped going out
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2782 days ago
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Have you and cane hooked up ??
Nuh
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2783 days ago
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You're pretty cool.
The problem is, you think you're so cool.
Okay m8. Believe what you want
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2783 days ago
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One of the funniest & one of my favourite people - you're amazing and don't let these retards get to you. After all, you are the dankest ? - Mik
Dude this honestly makes me so happy. You're such a dank person. Don't ever change you dankster ?
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2784 days ago
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You fingered annika aye
Wtf ? ? Dude nuh ?
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2784 days ago
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If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
New York ?
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2784 days ago
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Something that breaks your heart?
The fact that I can't have ... (not going to finish. It'll be too obvious)
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2784 days ago
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What makes you sad a lot?
Personal issues
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2784 days ago
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Cabe?
Read below. I've already answered this
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2784 days ago
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If you could change anything what would you change? Delemtis
Wouldn't be able to just pick one thing to change. There are so many things I wish were different in this world
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2784 days ago
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I already did it ?
Just do it again. Trust me ??
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2784 days ago
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What could you talk endlessly about?
Life
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2786 days ago
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Who helps you through tough times the most? The past few days
Keelan
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2787 days ago
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i miss you but like i think we're friends so it's chilled?
Yeah, if we friends then all is good
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2788 days ago
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you are so dank
Why thank you stranger
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2788 days ago
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Nope sadly
Ugh, shame dude
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2788 days ago
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I'm so embarrassed ? But I feel savage ✌?
Just do it dude ?
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2788 days ago
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should I really say that, ???
Yeah dude?Just say it. I'll be waiting ?
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2788 days ago
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I want to dm you, what should I say to not make it awkward ?
"Wanna smash ?"
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2788 days ago
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Of coarse spent the whole day looking for it
Any luck ?
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2788 days ago
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Best 3 friends? (Girls)
Keelan
Jody
"Connor" ?
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2788 days ago
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Forever ever?
Forever ever ??
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2788 days ago
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Hey Mr blood doner hope you know you this is ??
Of course I do. Still looking for that YouTube channel ? ??
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2788 days ago
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I'm asking because it makes no sense to like if you like her, if you do ?
okay, aweh ?
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2790 days ago
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Do you like Keelan?
Who's asking ? ?
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2790 days ago
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You're so damn gorgeous
Baie dankie ?
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2790 days ago
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I want to dm you, so badly
Go ahead ???
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2790 days ago
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Who have you been seeing often lately?
keelan ??♂️
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2790 days ago
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what's your favorite type of salad?
Fruit salad ??
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2792 days ago
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Leopard toe KeelanC
failed abortion
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2793 days ago
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Stop shagging my teddies on the carpet while I watch tv KeelanC
soz mate, couldn't resist
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2793 days ago
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Yo, guess what? ? ayla_chatz
found another house ? ✨
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2793 days ago
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What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
not being aborted
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2794 days ago
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You're frikkin' awesome. A total savage. Super cute
I appreciate this a ton, thank you ??♂️
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2794 days ago
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Don't know you, but you seem pretty dank ?
Why thank you stranger
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2794 days ago
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Are you gay?
Half* (long live the meme)
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2794 days ago
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I dont know you . But you look like a fckboy?
Noice
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2794 days ago
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You could be friendlier
I try my best, if you get to know Me, I'm super friendly trust
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2794 days ago
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I think you're a hoe and a loser??
Same goes to you my friend ?♀️?
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2794 days ago
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Ps Jonah is an amazing person and you should say that to him without being anonymous so we can meet up and I can kick you teeth back into that stupid excuse of a hole for a mouth KeelanC
"fck, this is like.. the coolest song i ever heard in my whole life"
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2794 days ago
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Who ever told Jonah to kill himself and all that other sht, you are honestly so pathetic ? I hope one day you grow a fcking pair of balls because clearly you are a little btch KeelanC
main hoe ???
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2794 days ago
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sht personality
dankie baie
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2794 days ago
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Delemtis thinks you're a really good friend, as well as an awesome one who's feed on the gram is always goals. ?
Jonah thinks delemtis is kak cool and a super nice person. Means a lot ??
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2794 days ago
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I think you should end you life
what if I don't want to ?
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2794 days ago
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I think you're a bad person with no regard for others
coolio Sanchez
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2794 days ago
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Kys
Nuh, I'm actually good thanks
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2794 days ago
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Wtf even happened between you and cabe
ask cabe
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2794 days ago
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You and keelan hooked up yet m8?
You grown up yet m8 ?
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2795 days ago
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Obvious you like Keelan.
okay ? You're saying this why exactly ? ?
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2796 days ago
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You're such a nigga but you my favorite One
I'm glad to here so
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2797 days ago
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Who you like??
it starts with "s" and ends with "omeone"
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2797 days ago
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Keelan?
amazing person, one of my closest mates
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