Qoohme

Rate yourself out of 10

I reckon I'm a solid 2.5 out of 2.5

Which song do you think you repeated the most ?

I deeply regret putting usher on and repeating it. I forgot to turn the music off for a few weeks cos my phone was silent. :((

What type of people bore you ?

Dead people

pooter or peter Stephieeee

:}

steph or steph? Stephieeee

peter or peter

gee what have you been smoking? Stephieeee

Everything

i love ur immaturity <3 <3 <3 <3

tbh u guys should get married then

What do you hate about yourself ?

My immaturity

Tips to get big dik like urself?

Bicycle pump

omg stop slaying macrobs! Stephieeee

R u on drugs

What do you want right now ?

More manga

noice

thanks!

How do you deal with a break up ?

superglue!

!sekin ekil i Stephieeee

R u sponsored?

why dont u 'just do it' yourself Stephieeee

._. Weow ok

Are you a selfish person ?

I am anything...when i feel like it

Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?

i dont watch tv ._.

How do you deal with someone with bad breath?

Allahu Akbar

What activity always makes you lose track of time?

Mangaaaaaaaa

Which movie s*cked for you this year ?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0142055/

Stop talking to urself Jooji

Sorry i need to feel as pops as asvinth

Banana Jooji

Banana

#rich has a bank acc

._. that moment when u realise you have to pay to buy a piggy bank to put all ur money in it

If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?

Dead

nah man lou has his other girls he doesnt need me Stephieeee

Orichu

heard you have 4 accs that's siq as!

Siq but i dont any more!

why dont YOU go and talk to your macrobs? Stephieeee

why dont you go and talk to LOUIS AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

If you could choose any of your friends to be your servant for a day, who would you choose and what would you make them do?

Mingu pingu Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Huehue Do my homework for me pls

What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?

Swimming counts as taking a big bath yeah?

If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?

0401479668 years old

Who was the last person to break your heart ?

Drive ahead was. I was up 4-1 and lost 4-5 :ccc

Who was your first crush ?

Candy crush

prettiest macrobs?

I only know like 3 hah

What profession would you not like to do?

suicide bomber??.??

Thoughts on Mr Nguyen?

Which wang hahaha

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Putins **** is black
Whatch out
It's in your tight Asian butt hole

Roses are red Violets are red Every thing is red Communism

PUTIN IS LOVE, PUTIN IS LIFE

Putin putout

My name is Putin and I would like to shove my large RUSSIAN **** up your tight asian ***hole

-MR PUTIN

u mean u want to putin it in

U small Asian pin ****

Okeh

What was your first cellphone ?

Nokianokianokia

Ab soul abstract ***hole

Banana

If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?

kill myself, cos u can do that again everyday right?

What could you talk about forever?

eh ma ya eh coo ma ya eh oooo ah ye eh ma ya eh em ma ma ya eh coo ma yeh oh o coo ma ya eh

shut up george

我们的生活方式的确是不是很多人生哲理的确是不是么么哒，

Banana

B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?

B like Happy B-Day!1!1!!1!1 :D

If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?

Emoji

What was your dream yesterday?

i dont dream :(( only nightmares :((

Jeowj how many accounts do you have

1+1=6

What would make you happy?

food tbh

A cool trick that you know? Jooji

How to ask myself questions on qooh me

A super power you wished you had and why ?

invisiblity cos then i could troll even more

Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?

me not doing homeowkr

What's your opinion on George He?

swag lad at mhs. congrats on form captain (y)

Oh cool i can ask myself questions Jooji

Cool i feel pops now

Are you feeling pops this year?

Not as much as assvinth raghoodevan

How much do you wank?

Not very

Fav p*rnstars?

Scott yun

Scott or jemin

Scomin youn

I like your dp, who took it?

Scott yoon or jemin yun. I forgot which one

Banana

想脚!

A friend you once had a crush on ?

I crushed a friend against a locker once

Jeowj!

jeowj iz mah besteh

George u didn't bring me back sunnies jooji :(

Suntimes i forget sowwy

Money or Loyalty ?

为什么不能兼得

A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?

I am soo happy right now Asvinth! I lost 16 pounds in only a couple weeks taking new DrOzs raspberry drops I saw on TV. My minds blown that it worked,Asvinth Im living proof it works! Type-in website without spaces --->www . YeourDrops . com<---

Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?

I wish i had one

Best compliment you have ever received ?

Jeowj iz mah besteh

Get me something from murica yea?

ill get u something thats australian but says made in america ok?

What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?

That i cant do my homework :(

How do you deal with failure?

cry eat chocolate game stock up for next failure

How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?

>fight >pokemon >bag >run

Who do you envy and why ?

goku can fly and I cant. I wish I could fly too

George I luv u have my babies

jelly babies!1!1!1!1

A body part you think you could do without ?

Tail

What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?

I would still eat my rice <3 rice rice is life rice is love rice rice rice

What's your favourite word or phrase ?

香蕉！

Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?

Yes. I would travel to mars. And milky way and snickers and twix and cadbury too

你奶奶的堂姐的奶奶的弟弟叫九，但你爷爷的堂姐的奶奶的弟弟的小狗叫十，那九加十是什么？ pingumingu

Banana

有种动物，大小像只猫，长相又像虎，这是什么动物? scroll down for answer lols






























































































































(答案：小老虎）

不对，这是大象

小王是一名优秀士兵，一天他在站岗值勤时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼？

因为小王有一个香蕉枪！

你好， 我的名字是张采铃。 你喜欢次蛋糕吗？ xialene

阿，我喜欢一点儿蛋糕，但是不喜欢很多。因为蛋糕太甜，我会头昏！

Hi I'm Malena and I love you and I miss you and I want to kiss you xialene

Hi xialene

Xialene Chang wants in

Kareems already in

What's 9 + 10?

Banana