Jordan Lewis
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How do you deal with failure?
Failure? I don't know the meaning, hahahahahhahahahhahahaahha :'(
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The last thing you bought ?
A house Lannister coffee mug
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Forza
Forza is 25/10, best game ever, would Daniel again
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Best game ever?
I'm not a critic but The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth is a game I have sunk countless hours into and is 11/10
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I had a dream last night, I was being seduced by a ladyboy, and the best part was the fact it was a wet dream
Each to their own
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What should be taught by all adults?
Not *ex ed, that stuff rustles my jim jams we can learn that on our own, maybe how to pay taxes because I still don't know how to do that
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What is your nickname ?
xX420dankku$hblazzerXx or Jordy
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Touch my milky bar ****, i slam someone into the vending machine, feel so badass, i like oranges ****wit you dont like cactus as a *ex toy, thats disgusting why would you say that?
What doggy dog
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
Life skills, and definitely not what x and y equal
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What does your perfect day look like?
I'm a billionaire living in England with 2 of every breed of dog
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What are you allergic to?
Certain types of plants and bogans
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When was the last time you cried and why ?
Probably last time I was drunk and probably because Robert doesn't love me
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Questions like this, HEYOOOO
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Why isn't Triton an answer
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What is your biggest success up until now?
****ing my sleeping pattern up so much it is beyond repair
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What’s my best physical feature?
Ur feet bby grill
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How much do you weigh?
Wow how inconsiderate
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Plans for the new year ?
Be more like Robert, what a legend
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Hoe ill murder u
I'll shrek u m8
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Can you and robert just get a room, hold that thought, can I join?
Here is a better thought, me and Robert get a room and you don't join, he is my Robbae
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What did you get for christmas ?
A hangover
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What is attractive about you?
My ankles are 10/10
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Your biggest wish ?
That Robert is dumb enough for me to drug him Sunday night
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Any clues on who u like?
I'M ONTO YOU ROBERT
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
The way Robert doesn't respect me as a female :(
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What is your biggest fear?
Rejection or ants - If an ant rejected me I would be living a nightmare
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What does your perfect day look like?
(Prepare for super lame ****) Spending the whole day with someone you love and loves you back doing really cool and fun stuff
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What are you addicted to?
Attractive women, too bad they are never addicted to me
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What's your favorite fashion item ?
Any of my hoodies
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What turns you off ?
A bad sense of humour, always
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How long do you want to live?
Until I see flying cars
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Your dream Job?
This was literally asked 3 days ago with the only difference being the d in dream was a capitol D in the last one. Pick up your game qooh.me
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Your Dream Job?
Something that will allow me to be with cute puppies and kittens
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Come sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
I swear if this is Robert, we already had that one incident with the thumb and I'm not keen to relieve that memory
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Link to ur wank bank?
http://i.imgur.com/ljeh5.gif
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At what age do you want to get married ?
Whenever Robert is ready
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J-PLAYERRRR
YO YO, WHERE DA B I T C H E Z AT??
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tbh read that as eggland soccerdad.jpeg
Eggland is a nice place to live too tbh
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Where do you want to live when you older?
England
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Best song you've heard this week ?
b**ty - Iggy Igz and J-Lo
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Racist! You're probs Australian brah
WOH OKAY, no need for such profound words
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I'm really annoyed bc when I saw the question of the day thing I wanted to answer with the same thing but cute boys n then I see you'd already done it ugh homewrecker soccerdad.jpeg
Call me a white European settler, because I be ruinin ur home
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What would you suggest everyone try ?
@Cute girls: Me
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ωπγ αгę ýðú şůčħ ά пзяδ ? soccerdad.jpeg
Sorry, I don't speak German
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@ ur profile pic: who is she???? she thick
soz she is taken by me
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Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
I don't think I have ever done something stupid for money, I don't give in under peer pressure
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What is your ringtone?
Game of Thrones theme song
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jesus christ soccerdad.jpeg
why are you using the lords name in vein, youngling?
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CHANGE YOUR PIC ****HEAD
THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY YOU NEEDY HOE
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The most unreliable person you know ?
Robbie Astorino
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Omg change ur pic, its so old like do something new, I'd prefer with less clothing but up to you honey,
Who do you like?
Woooooooow, you're straight to the point aren't you. I'll change my picture later, just for you
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who do you like
Legit got 31 q's all asking "Who do you like" and I will say refer back to the last answer because I'm not answering all of them differently
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
They both cool, very swag, mad respect for both of them
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what's a slick
probably a shiny picture, probably
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To the ladies: your type of guy?
That's *exist
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who do you like
after my cross dressing adventures today, I'm not sure where my *exuality stands, let me figure that out before I like someone
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Biggest regret?
Shaving my dirty lip forest after 7 days growth
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Keen for mardi gras?
Yeah buddy, got my beads n' s h i t ready for it
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how do u take half a selfie
With extreme skill
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how many selfies do you take in the average day
Like 22.5 on an average day
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
YAS, erryday. I don't have baths I shower because the drain in baths scare me and I don't want to get s*cked down it tbh
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YOU KNOW WHAT, CLOSE ENOUGH. THE PIC WAS PROBABLY A SCREENSHOT FROM THE VINE. soccerdad.jpeg
NO, I saw you reblog what you were talking about and it was NOT from the vine, my case is closed
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you copied your dumb maths answer from a damn picture on tumblr pal you've been sprung soccerdad.jpeg
NO, WRONG, I copied it off a vine!
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Im a man, your a man,
You do the math honeybuns
9+10=21
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Who do y ou like?
I don't know anon, I really don't know
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What do you like about the person you dating?
I like the way my girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence tells me to stop stalking her or she will get a restraining order, she is such a jokester <3
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Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
CPR to me is just hitting their chest a few times, I don't think I'm qualified
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What do you think about the most?
What I'm doing with my life
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Game of thrones vs Vikings ?
IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION, GAME OF THRONES OVER EVERYTHING!!!11!!1!2!2!!!
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What have you lied about lately ?
"mum I'm sick, do I have to go to school" -Me
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
Yo, wanna chill? We have a lot to talk about.
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Most expensive thing you have?
Probs my prized movie collection
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Who are you dating?
Who am I dating, more like who aren't I dating? HAHAhaHahAHHAhAHAhaha... I'm so lonely..
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What are your thoughts on nich
Nich Bagnall, Bich Nagnall, Bagcock, Swagnall, Saggy Bags, he goes by many names, but he is a f a g none the less
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slam DUNKED soccerdad.jpeg
Slam dunked so hard I will call you Lebron
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Got his lingo down soccerdad.jpeg
I just thought when I got the "Hah Nerd" it was Aaron because me and him always say that to Jye so I was like, definitely him. But oh how I was wrong, I don't know how I feel, I was punked pretty hard
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Got you good!! Knew you thought it was him from the whole WoW card soccerdad.jpeg
I've been punked
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Yeah neither do I haha bet you thought it was Aaron soccerdad.jpeg
dang I actually thought it was Aaron thats why I played the World of Warcraft card
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Hah nerd!
yea I am, atleast I don't play World of Warcraft
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Play civ wif me No1knows
K, i've forgotten how to play and will be terrible tho. I also don't have the gods and kings expansion but i have brave new world
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What do you do when you angry?
Eat food or something
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Who are the last 5 guys you spoke to
I am in a group chat with 7 guys in it atm, I will count that as my 5, they include: Aaron, Dylan, Dylan, Jack and Jye + Robert but no one ever hears from him
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Who are the last 5 girls you spoke to
I guess this is over inbox. Um, in order: Nich, Stephanie, Chrissy, Maddy and Amy. I don't see why you want to know tho?
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One thing you like about yourself?
You're asking a lot of me qooh.me... Ugh I suppose my eyelashes are pretty neat
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That's better Chrissy26
I'm glad you are pleased
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Damn just k? Chrissy26
GEEEEEEEZ, FINE, SHE IS FRICKIN AWESOME, WHAT A GREAT PERSON, NEVER MET ANYONE COOLER
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Did you know that Chrissy is super hot?
She k, I'm hotter tho cause I am sunburnt as ****
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Thoughts on Chrissy?
Shes pretty cool, she shares my love for Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer so she is a 10/10 person, she also asks me q's on my qooh.me, Chrissy is gr9
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Chrissy is a sick lad
Wot a siq lad, yea boi
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Did you know that Chrissy is amazing
She K
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I'm not defiling. I'm blessing it with my presence Chrissy26
Thank you very much, your amazing presence will bring in plenty of thristy anon's because you are so popular
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You're a loser Chrissy26
Stop defiling me qooh.me
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You'd give the laziest root *shakes head*
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Yo foo! Man up! I'm trying to get you to 300 answers. I love Robert, his ma babe in any other context. I even have his mothers phone number ;)
uggghhhghgh, that's like 9 answers away tho, I don't have the energy.
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He is one heck of a fancy, flying, mexican't ain't he? A Mexican't jump anymore borders lololololol
He is beautiful, in every single way, AND YOUR WORDS CAN'T BRING HIM DOWN, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.... cant bring him down.... so why you tryna bring him down *cries*