Jordan Maliki
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Are you lebo?
Half leboo half italian
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what type of girls are you into?
Funny, Wild, chill girls!!!
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most beautiful girls you know?
All girls are beautiful...
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i heard your getting in with someone
tell me who?
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Is this Jordan in Banksia?? oldacccccccc
WTF no? wtf is banksia?
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i have three legs and im black now you tell me zebra 7
waot let me get my carrot THURSDAY
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Im so happy your going Sandarus party cant wait to knock you the **** out!! I have never been so excited
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Its mauro the hate you getting wow! **** them man i love ya like a bro â¤ï¸
love you bro ♥♥♥
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i like you but im afraid to tell you.. just say the first letter of the person you likes name.. and if its the same letter as my name ill inbox you! <3 xoxo p.s your so fkn hot!
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz heheh just inbox me dont be shy it will be fine....
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who did you like in primary school
inbix me and you shall find out mate
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You're a ****ing ****, don't hang around my classroom
lol whichclass room??
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u think ur so funny at times but u just get so annoying this is not hate im just telling you so that you know overall ur alright
I find myself funny so idc but thanksss
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Well I just like cake and pie
omg same!
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you've changed from last year, actually an alright person
hehe Cheers Buddy!
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wow you get a **** load of hate on here... dont worry your fkn hot, so nice and funny ok and you have the best personality alright have a good day hotttttiiiieeeeeee
awww thanks heaps ♥♥♥
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who do you like right now? be honest plz
inbox me you shall find out
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Do you like anyone right now?
mmmm yeshh!
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To everyone I'd like to remind you all of a beautiful quote, "Why fight when we can floss" - That's So Raven
HAHAHAHAHAAH i like it!
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br0, u hav no idea hao mach i wont 2 smash u ur fkd kid
DONT FRGT US, WERE ALWAYS WACHING
bro* you* have* how* much* want* to* you* your* f***ed* forget* watching*... by the way i Haven't done anything to you you guys so grow up, show some respect, you don't see or here me going around talking about you guys.
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why are u such a Dic*head when u are with other people and really nice by yourself?
Is this Jae?
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i don't ever wanna hear the word maliki again, all it reminds me of is an*** rape, gaymen and small p****es
your family is gay relax wannibe leb your not even your mum is just a slu*
Your tuogh mate.... did your boyfriend help you think of all those words, or your dad done strip teasing you so you decided to come to, "try"and hurt my feelings HA!
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do you cry yourself to sleep?
I laugh myself to sleep.
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remember when i f***ed you in the back of the auto room?
oh geez do i hahah
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i don't ever wanna hear the word maliki again, all it reminds me of is an*** rape, gaymen and small p****es
say that to my family i dare you i dare you, or hide behind your computer to scared to say who you are.
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i hope your entire family die thanks
Harsh much.
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dont worry about all this hate deep down i really think your a f*****
Im Greatful
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why would you promote your qoohme if you know youre gonna get hate you f***ing Dic*cheese
Becuase none of it offends me? and its pre funny? also idgafwhat they think.
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U have so much hate that u mas*******, it aint great a d its getting late goodnight
loooooool
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worry bout the haters cause your a emo kunt go fuk your gay cousin dat nutsack
Why the **** should i give 2 ****s about you and your man ****ing posse?
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did your mum try to scoop you out with a coat hanger?
lol you really are funny -_-
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jordan all this hate ... dont worry about them f*** THE HATERS! maurodicola
i know donsn't effect me mauro :)
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You got allot of haters bro. don't worry while they're busy hating on you can take a pick on which bird you want :)
In the process buddy :)
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it's true you are too stupid to insult tbhhh
we'll why waste your time
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lool ill get more girls then you do no one even noes you emo
Yep.k...
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im not in pyjamas cause your mum prefers me naked
Lol you get naked with old ladies..ewww
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only thing that is original is your mums strap on! your gay cousin Micheal s*cked the potato off while you wanked over it. Weak kunt
lol cause you would know the difference between an original and new strapon? the things you say to me are soo gay and the only o es laughing are you and your pyjama buddies behi d your little computer screens, the only place you will recive se*ual action you sad lonely kunt...
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awkward moment when i fuked ur mum ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and then ur dad blew you
that all you got, so halarious not orginal at all...
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i hope you f***en die you f*****, waste of spam
lol keep crying brah...
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hahaha wow you're actually the biggest dumb ****
Your opinion.
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wow how dumb can you get, can't even get a good troll on you thats how dumb you are, please don't even bother responding to the questions
Then dont ask one...
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you are missing the point. The anon that said they were joking didn't post the"your comebacks are great" the lied to make ya feel shot make sense? I was being nice lol I was serious your comebacks are good
how could i have told the difference?
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awkward moment when I'm the person that said your comebacks were good not the last anon get a life mate
buy you lied by saying you were joking...
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you actually thought i was being serious about your comebacks being good, hahaha they were shi* as f***, stop lying to yourself
Stop lying to me, hypocrite... i know you loved them
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YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT Dic*S YOU MOTHER FUKIN Dic* s*ckER ****** as*HOLE Bit** ABORTION
lol rage because you know im right!!!
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nice to know you used google translate you f*****
think what you want...
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Your comebacks are the best oh my god
hahaha true hey!
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YOUR NOT LEBO! YOUR MUM JUST SPREADS HER LEGS TO MUCH
كيف يمكنك معرفة أنا اللبناني، إذا كنت لا أعرف حتى الذين هم في الأصل الحقيقي الخاص بك؟
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SHUT IT YOU MOTHER FUKIN TINY Dic*, I KNOW YOU HAVE A 2 INCH YOU FUKIN Bit** as* Dic*s*ckER
Funny how you know more about Dic*s then the chicks do
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U MOTHERFUKIN ****** as*HOLE I HOPE U GET RAPED BY 10 BLACK MEN YOU MOTHER FUKIN f*****
I'n the end, you'll still and always be the virgin.
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GOOD COMEBACK SHHH BEFORE I *** IN YOUR MUMS EYE AND MAKE HER BLIND YOU UGLY KUNT! AND IF I SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL YOU BETTER HOPE I DONT KILL U AND UR FAT DAD
It was good, wasn't it.
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I HOPE U GET HIT BY A BUS WITH YOUR GAY HAIR! GO SLIT UR DADS FAT Dic* YOU EMO!!!
The only slit on my dads Dic* is your mums...
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i think i should inbox you i relly do you know i personally i think wonder i should inbox you cause i am i
I think u should inbox me :)
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What happend with you and mihn?
long story!
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who's gonna save my soul toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
i can!
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harish has a thing for youu
I could tell hahaha
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Has anybody told you that you look like a young Edward Furlong!
Only paul
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1 dnt fink u g4ve raj da hedf0nez
lel i kn ow
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you mas*age like p*rn
Better than p*rn ;)
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raj needs ur headphones
i put in bag now...
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http://i.imgur.com/zRoXK.jpg4
Nah adam, wtf portuguese garbage disposal...
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so alex barto is your bestfriend?
lol hes your you told me today
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ive heard you are fabulous mas*ager is this truee m8
LEL this is either. Harish, Sandaru or elisha...
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Your actually a sick **** you won't know who this is but I still got your back ðŸ‘
Siskos?
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HAHAHAHHA IM IN TEARS .. THESE QUESTIONS ARE f***ING HYSTERICAL
Not Wrong :)
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your new haircut is better
Cheers, im gonna have to agree :)
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hahaha 69 questions lel
i was waiting for someone to say that lel.
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remember the timee when i had se* with you in auto in the bak room?
Hariiish?
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i dont fukin know but you're shi*ting bricks now cause you know your gonna get fcked
UHHH NO... think what you want.
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You said you wanted to knock minh out to malin fkn f*****
lel when
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why would you say youre gonna bash minh if youre clearly not, you Pu**y f***
Firstly, tell me when did i say i was gonna bash minh...?
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the vaseline is for some straight up carcas* raping ******
hahahhahhaha! rightteo
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so i can mas******* to your picture
Rightttt...
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I think you should upload a picture of you on fb more. Recent photos one :D
Why should i do this? ;)
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Do you happen to own industrial sized vaseline?
ahhh no...
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You and group are so gay your a fat weak ****, jarryds a potato and Michael is a fkn nutsack!!! You prob wont reply cause your s*cking your dads Dic*.
lol were gay and your perving on a group of boys...
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top 5 asians in year 10
1. dunno
2. dunno
3. dunno
4. dunno
5. dunno
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tell me who you tihnk i am
no, id rather not
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hey Dw who this is but can we tryyyy and put the past behind us just tomorrow be nice to everyone I wanna be Uurfriend
if this is who i think this is, then im ahppy to do so, but in the end its up to you...
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How many time's did your parents attempt to abbort you? you test tube baby
You know your not offending me in any way...
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i'm the one going to have no teeth? ahahah your one funny ****.
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if i inboxed you will you reply?
Sure Would!
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Apparently, you have a human sized teddy bear in your auto clas*?
oh damn righti do
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i like you! i like you a lot!
hahah awww thats good to know, better if i k ew who you were ;)
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Seriously Jordan, this **** ranting on how much he hates you, is a f*****, so cewt how he's using qoohme. Hope he does come to your face and say shi*, like to see him talk shi* with no teeth.
ahhahahhahaha true bro! pathetic hey...
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I'm running out of johnnys............. I need to do the Cuong
hahahahahhahagagagagaggagahahahahaha