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Jordan Murphy

Jordan.Murph

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80 Replies

fcking kill yourself

Deal!

Jordan.Murph replied 3184 days ago

Can I spread your arse cheeks and stick a cucumber up your arse until you die ?

Maybe when I'm 80

Jordan.Murph replied 3184 days ago

ETHAN BRADBERRY

The soulless social experimenter rises!

Jordan.Murph replied 3184 days ago

Am I Carl grimes? Cuz I got my eye on you

You must be then, dammit Coral!

Jordan.Murph replied 3184 days ago

Are you a father?

No I am not and wherever you heard this, sounds like some Craigslist shte

Jordan.Murph replied 3184 days ago

Are you in any way related to Mary Winchester? Because you're on fireee ?

Ayyy lmoa imma buy you some glasses!

Jordan.Murph replied 3184 days ago

Are you a tiddy? (The answer is yes)

State your name or I will Pickill myself

Jordan.Murph replied 3184 days ago

Are you a tiddy? (The answer is yes btw)

Dafuq's a tiddy?! Teddy? Tidy?

Jordan.Murph replied 3184 days ago

A super power you wished you had and why ?

A combination of Spider-Man's and Wolverine's abilities! So that I can parkour like a mad man and swing like Tarzan! But also have the awesome claws, healing factor and extreme slow aging! Awesomeness!! :)

Jordan.Murph replied 3538 days ago

A friend you once had a crush on ?

No bloody clue, I don't think I... I don't know if... I just don't know...

Jordan.Murph replied 3542 days ago

What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?

How the heck would I know. I'm as lost as ever with that situation :)

Jordan.Murph replied 3566 days ago

Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?

And escape all the bull**** from Earth? Damn straight I would!

Jordan.Murph replied 3584 days ago 1

why did you leave Alexandra high school

I have my reasons

Jordan.Murph replied 3586 days ago

its a hip hop sing along
ya footballs crap because your views are wrong

Community!!! :D

Jordan.Murph replied 3590 days ago

Would you gargle my ***

No

Jordan.Murph replied 3591 days ago
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