Jordan Machado
JordanMachado
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Your next smartphone?
Galaxy S5 ♥♥
Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
Your sisters an**
How was your first kiss like ?
Pretty ****ing gay
What is your favorite piece of clothing?
My gucci birthday suit
What would you like to ask God?
Why aren't you real?
I see you chirp on everyone's status' and I will personally punch out your girl at school since you do not go to school anymore if you keep this up. Just a warning.
Just cause I don't go to school anymore, doesn't mean I can't make a guest appearance. Touch her if you dare. Just a warning *****.
How do you feel about dating exes?
If there's something there, let them love.
What was your last date like?
*ex
do you and bailey just pretend to fight to get a reaction from people...
No? We dont give a **** what you peices of **** think
Happy 9 months :)
Pardon me
just go to ask.fm/minion.lover98 i was creeping her and saw that
She took it down..
That Nadine girl has stuff on her ask.fm about you ... I'm pretty sure she likes you...
Oh yeah? Show me.
Then why is it still on facebook??
It isn't
Why are you still in a relationship with her than?
Im not
So did you guys break up or not?
Yep we're done
Yeah LOL she 'was' your friend not anymore so give up and stay with bailey
I wasnt planning on leaving her you ****ing idiot
good I'm happy you're not breaking up :)
Jk we are
what happened between you too that makes you want to break up?
Im not breaking up with her? Lmfao
why don't you give her another chance?
Why would I?
that is low
You're pretty stupid for believing me
and you are going to do it over the messaging her?
Of course
are you upset about breaking up with bailey?
Nope
when are you telling her?
13 minutes
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201550187170642
Whats that?
was 2013 a good year for you?
Sure
are you and bailey breaking up :(
Yep
How many girls have you had s e x with?
852
The picture you posted on facebook of a condom wrapper.
I posted no such picture
The comments on it the picture.
What picture?
Why did you hang the condom from you and Bailey up on your wall?
Who says its from me and her?
I heard Bailey is crying. How bad do you feel?
Leave me the **** alone Bailey! This is PATHETIC.
Will you two get back together after your break?
Idfk
Are you and Bailey going to get passed this fight?
I need a break. We both do.
whats wrong?
This planet and everyone on it piss me off.
LOL why do you care so much
Cause she was my friend you ignorant piece of ****.
No but I've been on her ask. And people want her dead and she just lies about her self harming herself what a ***** it's obvious she doesn't
Go end your life.
Why I never liked her I hope she kills herself
Do you even know her?
I'm glad you deleted Nadine Demars off of Facebook :)
Kill yourself, cuunt.
If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
whats it like being the worlds most radical dude?
What are you wearing right now?
pants but they're almost off cause im taking a ****
One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
bitccchh shut the **** up. you ****ed a 21 year old.
does it let you see your inboxes on here?
....what?
I am really starting to think Bailey only wears your sweater when you two are in a fight or when you are mad at her. She wore it today. What happened?
did you think I would fall for this? I know you too well...
I said WHO not WHAT.
have some respect. skate has feelings you inconsiderate dicck wagon.
What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
meth
Bailey is so pretty! I wish I looked like her!
oh yeah?
What do you think people think of you?
no ****s are given about what anyone thinks of me
You and Bailey
who's bailey?
You two are back together?
who?
Are things better today?
yeah
I hope you know its nadiens fault you guys broke up bailey even told me
lol even though it wasn't?
That didn't answer me question
obviously not. that's the point
You're going back to Bailey? :')
who are you
The thing you want the most this Xmas?
cash nyuggggaaa
She's not the type of girl you can just replace.
no ****.
Go back to Bailey, you two are perfect for each other
no ****.
How are things with Bailey today?
no different..
Why are you still in a relationship with her on Facebook then?
idk?
I'm kind of like a fan girl. i think you two are the best couple out there.
inbox me
i only said were cause you guys are broken up. but i think you two ARE the perfect couple and do you know how happy i would be if you two got back together?
why does it matter to you?
i think mostly everyone can agree you two were the perfect couple..
*were*
why not? you might be able to work it out..
s*ck a butt
was she your first love?
nah, I met this hot dog about a year ago.. it was perfect. she asked me to eat her out so I did.. but yeah. it was a hot dog so I killed her.
are you considering going back to her?
idk
you should talk to her
no
have you shoved your pennis up Bailey's butt?
you're disgusting.
They are all better than Bailey
no.
do you still care for Bailey at all or would you rather be thinking about your exes
exes are exes for a reason shiit dicck
Kenzie, Hilary, Kelsey.
LOL no. nononono
Think about your exes, they are all better than Bailey is
LOL which ones?
Don't go back, you can do so much better
like who?
are you two talking?
about hot dogs.
are you going to get back with her?
4th time, idk.
do you still love her?
idk..
sorry it's not working..
yep..
why does your Facebook still say your in a relationship?
idk, let me change that
are you gonna get back with her?
idk
why don't you send her a tbh?
*only the ones I want*
why can't you forgive her like the previous times you've broken up?
cause clearly something isn't working
what's the reason?
ask her
did you break up with her?
nah
why not?
cause we're done? obviously its for a reason
have you tried talking to her?
won't help
are you going to forgive Bailey?
uhm... what's the point?
naden is such a stupid name god just stay with bailey that stupid french girl should back the **** off
first, it's Nadine, second, its french, like her LOL.
third, no. and fourth, we dont flirt or anything so why don't you back the **** off. pathetic anonymous piece of ****.
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don't run with scissors
i hurd you never even mett her AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stop talking to people you dont ****ing know
I can do what I want nigggaaaaa :*
that stupid french girl you mett
she's smarter than you obviously
Can I hope on your ****?
uhmm.. hope for what?
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