Jordan Machado
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Bailey is a nerd head
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Your next smartphone?
Galaxy S5 ♥♥
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3981 days ago
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Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
Your sisters an**
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3984 days ago
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How was your first kiss like ?
Pretty ****ing gay
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4003 days ago
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What is your favorite piece of clothing?
My gucci birthday suit
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4009 days ago
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What would you like to ask God?
Why aren't you real?
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4054 days ago
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I see you chirp on everyone's status' and I will personally punch out your girl at school since you do not go to school anymore if you keep this up. Just a warning.
Just cause I don't go to school anymore, doesn't mean I can't make a guest appearance. Touch her if you dare. Just a warning *****.
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4071 days ago
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How do you feel about dating exes?
If there's something there, let them love.
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4073 days ago
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What was your last date like?
*ex
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4076 days ago
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do you and bailey just pretend to fight to get a reaction from people...
No? We dont give a **** what you peices of **** think
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4084 days ago
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just go to ask.fm/minion.lover98 i was creeping her and saw that
She took it down..
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4085 days ago
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That Nadine girl has stuff on her ask.fm about you ... I'm pretty sure she likes you...
Oh yeah? Show me.
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4086 days ago
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Then why is it still on facebook??
It isn't
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4086 days ago
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Why are you still in a relationship with her than?
Im not
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4087 days ago
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So did you guys break up or not?
Yep we're done
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4088 days ago
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Yeah LOL she 'was' your friend not anymore so give up and stay with bailey
I wasnt planning on leaving her you ****ing idiot
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4088 days ago
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good I'm happy you're not breaking up :)
Jk we are
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4089 days ago
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what happened between you too that makes you want to break up?
Im not breaking up with her? Lmfao
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4089 days ago
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why don't you give her another chance?
Why would I?
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4089 days ago
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that is low
You're pretty stupid for believing me
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4089 days ago
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and you are going to do it over the messaging her?
Of course
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4089 days ago
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are you upset about breaking up with bailey?
Nope
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4089 days ago
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when are you telling her?
13 minutes
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4089 days ago
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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201550187170642
Whats that?
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4089 days ago
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was 2013 a good year for you?
Sure
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4089 days ago
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are you and bailey breaking up :(
Yep
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4089 days ago
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How many girls have you had s e x with?
852
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4089 days ago
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The picture you posted on facebook of a condom wrapper.
I posted no such picture
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4089 days ago
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The comments on it the picture.
What picture?
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Why did you hang the condom from you and Bailey up on your wall?
Who says its from me and her?
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4089 days ago
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I heard Bailey is crying. How bad do you feel?
Leave me the **** alone Bailey! This is PATHETIC.
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4089 days ago
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Will you two get back together after your break?
Idfk
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4089 days ago
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Are you and Bailey going to get passed this fight?
I need a break. We both do.
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4089 days ago
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whats wrong?
This planet and everyone on it piss me off.
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4089 days ago
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LOL why do you care so much
Cause she was my friend you ignorant piece of ****.
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4089 days ago
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No but I've been on her ask. And people want her dead and she just lies about her self harming herself what a ***** it's obvious she doesn't
Go end your life.
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4091 days ago
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Why I never liked her I hope she kills herself
Do you even know her?
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4095 days ago
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I'm glad you deleted Nadine Demars off of Facebook :)
Kill yourself, cuunt.
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4095 days ago
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If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
whats it like being the worlds most radical dude?
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4099 days ago
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What are you wearing right now?
pants but they're almost off cause im taking a ****
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4101 days ago
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
bitccchh shut the **** up. you ****ed a 21 year old.
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4108 days ago
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does it let you see your inboxes on here?
....what?
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4108 days ago
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I am really starting to think Bailey only wears your sweater when you two are in a fight or when you are mad at her. She wore it today. What happened?
did you think I would fall for this? I know you too well...
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4108 days ago
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I said WHO not WHAT.
have some respect. skate has feelings you inconsiderate dicck wagon.
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4109 days ago
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What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
meth
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4119 days ago
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Bailey is so pretty! I wish I looked like her!
oh yeah?
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4122 days ago
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What do you think people think of you?
no ****s are given about what anyone thinks of me
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4123 days ago
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YOU'RE PERFECT. OK. BYE. baileyxo
BYE
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4123 days ago
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You and Bailey
who's bailey?
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4123 days ago
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You two are back together?
who?
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4123 days ago
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Are things better today?
yeah
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4124 days ago
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I hope you know its nadiens fault you guys broke up bailey even told me
lol even though it wasn't?
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4124 days ago
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That didn't answer me question
obviously not. that's the point
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4125 days ago
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You're going back to Bailey? :')
who are you
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4125 days ago
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The thing you want the most this Xmas?
cash nyuggggaaa
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4126 days ago
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She's not the type of girl you can just replace.
no ****.
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4126 days ago
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Go back to Bailey, you two are perfect for each other
no ****.
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4126 days ago
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How are things with Bailey today?
no different..
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4127 days ago
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Why are you still in a relationship with her on Facebook then?
idk?
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4127 days ago
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I'm kind of like a fan girl. i think you two are the best couple out there.
inbox me
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4128 days ago
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i only said were cause you guys are broken up. but i think you two ARE the perfect couple and do you know how happy i would be if you two got back together?
why does it matter to you?
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4128 days ago
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i think mostly everyone can agree you two were the perfect couple..
*were*
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4128 days ago
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why not? you might be able to work it out..
s*ck a butt
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4128 days ago
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was she your first love?
nah, I met this hot dog about a year ago.. it was perfect. she asked me to eat her out so I did.. but yeah. it was a hot dog so I killed her.
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4128 days ago
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are you considering going back to her?
idk
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4128 days ago
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have you shoved your pennis up Bailey's butt?
you're disgusting.
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4128 days ago
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They are all better than Bailey
no.
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4128 days ago
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do you still care for Bailey at all or would you rather be thinking about your exes
exes are exes for a reason shiit dicck
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4128 days ago
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Kenzie, Hilary, Kelsey.
LOL no. nononono
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4128 days ago
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Think about your exes, they are all better than Bailey is
LOL which ones?
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4128 days ago
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Don't go back, you can do so much better
like who?
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are you two talking?
about hot dogs.
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4128 days ago
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are you going to get back with her?
4th time, idk.
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4128 days ago
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do you still love her?
idk..
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4128 days ago
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sorry it's not working..
yep..
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4128 days ago
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why does your Facebook still say your in a relationship?
idk, let me change that
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4128 days ago
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are you gonna get back with her?
idk
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4128 days ago
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why don't you send her a tbh?
*only the ones I want*
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4128 days ago
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why can't you forgive her like the previous times you've broken up?
cause clearly something isn't working
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4128 days ago
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did you break up with her?
nah
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4128 days ago
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why not?
cause we're done? obviously its for a reason
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4128 days ago
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have you tried talking to her?
won't help
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4128 days ago
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are you going to forgive Bailey?
uhm... what's the point?
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4128 days ago
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naden is such a stupid name god just stay with bailey that stupid french girl should back the **** off
first, it's Nadine, second, its french, like her LOL. third, no. and fourth, we dont flirt or anything so why don't you back the **** off. pathetic anonymous piece of ****.
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i hurd you never even mett her AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stop talking to people you dont ****ing know
I can do what I want nigggaaaaa :*
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4128 days ago
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that stupid french girl you mett
she's smarter than you obviously
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4128 days ago
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Can I hope on your ****?
uhmm.. hope for what?
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