jordanmicheallandsberg
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best mates?
Duncan Botha , Jordz Bussiahn .
biggest mistake ? :)
made quite a few .
Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
Megan Fox .
What is your nickname?
Jords .
Y u so quiet
no need to be loud bro .
How long would you like to live for?
as long as im supposed to live :) , but I was promised eternal life . so yeah .
do u lyk gay peeps?
haha no .
What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
an ugly face .
do u twerk or jerk?
=D you okes have no life .
Oaks wana get f##ked up!
haha , okes and there funny jokes .
Oaks wana get f##ked up!
Okes are brave :)
Jordzz bro:| stop being so agro man jordzbussiahn
im not agro dawg .
I'm not short Jords. Lurv you tho <3 KeraReynolds
I didn't send those qoohs , I just liked your response .
love you too <3
How's Nikita ? ;)
maybe , just maybe . try asking her ? and try leaving me thee **** alone !
Is it that you like lots of girls or that you're desperate?
Neither G .
Secret to getting girls ... Be a playa *cough*
Shut up . a magician doesn't reveal his secrets !
I think ur beautiful
thanks .
Your next smartphone?
iPhone.
Paragraph on Shannon Hundermark? :D <3
Amazing girl :) <3
Wen was ur 1st kiss
Long ago bro .
Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
seriously don't care .
fave movie. fave sport. fave music. fave food. fave colur.
Warrior , Motocross , House, Hip Hop, Rap and blue .
Paragraph on yourself !
Why ?
I need Jesus? What for :0
Cus you have no life =D all you do is hate on people.
**** bru ... 1st you were with jessica for like a week then someone else ... If there was a trophy for being a player you would win it (y) #JordsIsAPlayer (n)
Dawg , go waste someine elses with these bull**** qooh mes ! Nobody cares about them . #idontgiveaf**k.
When are you gna settle down and stop being a player ? #justAsking . . I wonder how many kids you a father to already . . #curious
0:D
I rarely bench you stupid f** lol I mostly do ropes or machine or legs :/ you sure you got the right person dumb ****? :) Warrick_Pelser
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**** bru ... 1st you were with jessica for like a week then someone else ... If there was a trophy for being a player you would win it (y) #JordsIsAPlayer (n)
Thanks man (y) and id gladly take that trophy !
Saw warrick in the gym the other day lol little boys can't even lift 40kg's that's like grade 8 days :P lol jordzbussiahn
Haha
Still think #jikita was the best
Nah =D
Shannon is not loose at all. Don't say stuff about people you don't know. Thanks.
Yeah
Jemma Galloway ?
Dont really know her , but from what ive heard shes pretty siek :)
You jealous of the guy that has nix's heart ?
No =D
Uhm how do you take someone to a lost island? :| cause inorder to take them there you would know the island :s usually it happens by mistake 0_o? You sir need Jesus! Warrick_Pelser
#truestory.
Are u nawty
Why dont you try find out ?
If u cud take 1 person 2 a lost islend 4 a year wu would it b
Dno
You are one of the most annoying people I've met yet!
You need Jesus !
Captain America or Batman
BATman.
You and shannon hundermark? U should date her . You guys would be so cute ;)
You rate ?
Anata no kuso baka baka!
Ok
Can we get it right we gon' love some more ;)
That song ☆
These hoes arent loyal ! ;)
Most hoes arent ! #truestory
My nigga, my nigga ;) xx
I aint going in unless im with my nigga *music*
Who was your first kiss?
A coke can .
Easter Bunny or Father Xmas?
Pink lama
Some things must remain buried
Come again ?
What happened with Jessica?
We Faded .
So you interested in no one?
Yes
Are u getting cold tonight
Ye
Why are you so *exy??:P*
Im not but thanks.
Why are you so cute?
You tell me .
Can u take I nyc pic for you profil?
Nah
Who you interested in? You single?
No one and yes
Who would you take a bullet for?
Nobody
Hey add. Me 285A2A5E •... I sorta know savii
Okay
How was your first kiss like ?
****ty , cus the girl I gauged had no idea what she was doing .
Thanks Warrick =D . And nah some hoes just need a life and need to stop sending themselves qoohs to make it look like people actually care /:
Put a *exy pic on as ur pro pic on bbm:p
Okay .
I love yoou <3 . Thanks for always putting a smile on my face ♥ Jessica.J.V
What im here for ♥. I love you <3
Omw your dp:G
Shes beautiful hey ♥
I meant wouldn't ;;)
Well you keep fantasising. Thats as far as you will ever get.
Jessicas pin?
You have more chance of falling pregnant bro .
I would mind sleeping with that blondie ;)
Im glad :)
Get back with nix or else she's mine :G ....she's so *exy and got a nca personality you had a treasure .
In that case shes yours =D
Me + Jessica = perfect ;)
Cool story bro . Wanna hear mine ? No one gives a **** . The end .
u nd jess r like peanut butter and jelly :) perfect.
<3
You are awesome and Jess sounds awesome also
Thanks G
Who ever called jessica a **** **** you . She's one of my best girl friends and is far from that .
Thank you :)
Who do you miss right now?
My girl !
My bruv do u rock clubs smoke n drink ever??:)
Nah I dont .
So when you going to pe again:-)
Dno .
Dude, why so many haters? You don't deserve that. You're awesome. Block them or report them :)
Thanks man (y) (*)
Thank you kind person ;) . I wish i looked like a twig:| .
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U like to keep u slim nhe untill I find you... I have my ways
If that helps you sleep at night
Little boys like u need a clap
Okes are brave .
What is your greatest wish?
To be the mx world champ :)
How old r yooo shmexxy booi? ;;)
15
Im liss to smake you so f#*king hard
Ok
Sies I don't do s*luts bro!! U can keep her.
Aweh .
What bores you about people ?
When they speak about the sams thing all the time
Do you have proof God exists? If yes, what proof? :)
There doesnt have to be proof . Just believe :)
Do you believe in god
Yes ! Gods always first o:) !
Discribe you'reself in 5 words
Skinny , tall , boring , "player" according to most people , and cant think of a fifth :)
Good answer my boy, well done
Thanks pops :)
What R you're Hobbies ?? :)
Motocross , polo , sleeping , my girl and food .
Shot!!!!!!!, jeez man you still have not learnt to speak properly
What you mean ?
#$daniiwashere*#
Danii .?
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