Jordan Petrie
JordanPetrie
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Smartphone that is on your wishlist?
Iphone 5s, & my friend literally got one afew days ago... :(
Do u smoke Marajuana???
Yeah :p
Is it true u have 5 p****es???
Nope
I heard you were first cousin to a german keizer and second cousin to the Devil
Nah
I heard you once killed a Man for fun, is this True???
Nah
The biggest mistake you made in your life?
Not sure, there are plenty more to be made still =D
Hiii there niggah ! Just wanted to say, hope you had a good day ;;) x KeraReynolds
Hey G! :) thanks so much, hope you had a good day yourself ;) :P
Who's your most favouritest person on bbm?? :D
That's a tough one, not too sure ey :P
Hey Jordan its meeeeeee!!!! Im the panty person;) Its tryston :D
You shady **** =D
I'm wearing your favourite underwear ♡
And that is? :s =D
Guess wat panties im wearing!!!
Uhhh why keep it a mystery? =D
Do you taste good? :)
I taste like candyfloss;) =D
Your stalker is here :O
Haha so it seems :p
Why would it be awks? :( it's licking so I could cool you down :(
Haha do it then? :s
Let's get physical ;) punny hahaha #physics
Haha random... =D
I think you're hot. How would you feel if I licked you? :)
That'd be pretty awks, thanks for the compliment though=D
I was going to tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon ;) #hehe
Haha good one =P
Are you made of copper and tellurium ? Because you're CuTe ;) #overusedpickuplines
Haha thanks, bbm me;) :p
What is success to you?
Success is inevitable through perserverence
P.Rod... Or Nyjah? :O
P.Rod defs bro ;)
You know Shannon Hundermark :O .. Lucky little lad :| ;)
More like lucky little girl ;) =D
Is it true that you have a v***** and are secretly discuising yourself as a man???
Nope :)
This is a good confession time . . I think you're *exy .
Ahhh thanks:) contact me on bbm;) :P
Do you like someone?
Don't worry;) be happy =D
So like who's the nicest most awesome most coolest cat around that you like to bring Mcflurries too because like you like luuuurv me and stuff #a cough Frikkie# #cough cough# that shaggy and schooby type bond hey:D ♥ Stay amazing you narna ♥ from me:D kaylabear26
Ahhh that's a difficult question ey;) raves its obviously Frikkie =P shaggy and schooby vibes definately =D stay awesome yourself :p
What's the worst thing you done stoned?:p x
Answer this question =D
How was your first kiss like ?
T'was pretty cool =D
What is your favorite piece of clothing?
Shoes probably, I dig most skating shoes! :)
What bores you about people ?
Nothing, people are fascinating
What was your last date like?
Lank chilled:)
So like heeeey Koenie;;) its Frikkie here!! Just wanted to spread my luuuurv on your Qooh me!! Ahh your lil crush on me;) haha toooo cute!! Stay special!!:D kaylabear26
What's up Frikkie;) ahh thanks but I rate it the other way around ey;) haha keep that awesomeness, Peace! =D
So I hear you know Shannon Hundermark? What do you call her? =D
Haha yeah, she's kinda my stalker ;) =D
Top 10 hottest girls on your bbm?
Ahhh not even sure anymore ey, bbm me and I might try and think abit harder =D
So rumor has it Mell Whitehead is the coolest girl you know ;)
Who's that? Do I know any Mell Whitehead?? =d jokes! Yeah she's chilled ey;)=D
Mii diggy. I adore your your daily habits.
Awh thanks illest ;)
You virgin!!!
Haha I rate this is Ricky? Doesn't matter if I'm a virgin, atleast I'm not gay with Zigi ;) :]Y
Do you have anyone special in your life? :)
Yeah, lots of good friends :)
Describe the girl of your dreams? or have you found her already :) ?
I don't know ey, pretty difficult question to answer
Jordy, I love you!!!!!!!!! =D but you s*ck at skating! =|
Thanks =D and bet I'll kill you at a game of S.K.A.T.E ;)
What do you think people think of you?
Hopefully nothing too bad
Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
Not one, I like who I am:)
What would you do if you farted during a class test?
Look around prettending it wasn't me and then blame the closest person =D
How about you guess who I am niggah :) x
What if I get it wrong niggah? =D x
Wee'd be Good Together
Haha thanks:) bbm me? =D
The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
Haha someone special ;)
What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own?
My skateboard :)
How do you tell someone they have bad breath?
"Did you forget to brush your teeth?" - well that's what I would say :]Y
Would you have saved that kid if u were stevie williams? =D
No, that kid was so stupid =D
Hey S***bag just chill =D
Hey old man, chill dawg chiiiillll. How about supersayan? =)) =D #DirtyGhettoKids
Do blind people have dreams?
Most probably =D you don't need your eyes to dream? :]Y
Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
Nope =D
Is it possible to escape the friendzone ?Give a reason for your answer
No, it's imposible :| =D
My name isn't Jordan Biatch Petrie so its gotta be you!! ;) (y)
Hahaha, I know who this is ;) =D
Who's a biatch?? :s
You are ;) ?
Iphone vs Android and reason for your choice?
Iphone :) just because they're legit ;)
You love minion's baby butts don't you ? o:) ;)
Whatevs mignon =D
Ey Jordan , I am not the only one that things you have hairy legs whew haha soo shave them before some cretures start livving there :P kidding bruu :D Kwandie
Hey hey, no need to be mean!! :D
Top 3 songs on your current music playlist?
1. B.o.b - good. 2. Empire of the sun - alive. 3. MGMT - electric feel :)
Bud hope u not busy Saturday coz everything is in place ;) hahaha
Awesome ;)
Would you take a bullet for a friend even if it kills you?
Depends on which friend, but yes I probably would :)
Justin bieber ? 'LoL' where does that come from ?
My hair :]Y :D
Qoohme is for girls. Wanker
So are tampons, but yet you can't seem to keep them out your bleeding as*? =D
What's the weirdest this that you have ever done?*:P
Not so sure ey, sorry:D
You such a lier, u don't have hair legs.....
You have Ffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkeeeeeeennnnnn hairy legs
Hahaha whatever =D
Why you and sabrina not vibing anymore:'( you were sooo cute together:( bummzi
Haha just didn't work out I guess...=D thanks though :p
So Jordan, who are the most attractive girls (or boys;) ) on bbm??
I've already said the 5 prettiest girls:D and I don't think any guys are attractive... You might though?
What piercings would you get??
None :)
Do u liiiike cheese?:D
Yes? :G
Well I was going to ask you who your best friend is but I already know its Tyra! So uhm like, how come you have such an awesome best friend?!?! ;).
Good question;) I dunno ey, luck I guess;) :P
I love you :D
You too? :P
Your face! I want it :|
Haha okay, anytime =D ;)
Are you going to shave your legs sometime?? :P
Someone knows about my hairy legs!! :D to answer your question, maybe sometime soon;)
Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
Yeah :D
Why do you like tickling me. :| #torture :'( and you better know who I am. ;;)♥ x CavRayleneMauer
Hahahaha =)) bec its really funny :P plus you're ticklish in the weirdest of places which makes it funnier :D and yes, this is Cavil ;)
Have you ever looked at the sun and thought 'wow that bright' ?
Uhm yeah... :]Y
Guess who this awesome person is :D :P*!?
I'm guessing coz you told me on bbm, Renee? =d
Morning se*xy!;) just saying hi:p love you:*=D
Hahaha Hi :D whoever you are?
Who's the 5 prettiest on bbm :o
Uhm? .. Probably Tiffany, Tohryn, Cavil, Roxy, Sarah :p
Who's the weirdest person on your bbm :P :D?
Tyra or Mignon;)
Girl your inlove with??
Bbm me;) :D
So liiike...I don't know what to ask you..Mmm *???* Have you ever skinny dipped? /:)
Yeah :D
Yes!!! Omw, you're so smart :') okay stay awesome :D<3:*
Haha thanks, you too:*
Omw, guess who this is :D <3
Tash???<3 sorry if get it wrong :D
When you going to have 5-0 tre out on lock down?
Hopefully one day:D actually got one the other day:p #skatetalk
Who u got ur eye on??
The people that stand infront of me;)
I think you mouth watering .. #;)
Someone wants D? ;) jokes:p thanks :*
Do you think your se*y?;)
No =D I'm not big headed :p
I know you think I'm se*y ;)
I bet its bcz you are *exy;)
Why you such a nerd?
From, your nerd ♡.
Because that's just how I am ey nerd ;)
I heard u give the best se* ever :G;)
Hahaha okay, bbm me? :D
Why were you masterbating with a va*** cleaner yesterday ? Its bad for your health :P Kuda.Rupare
Hahahaha, Coz it feels gooood :G ;)
Did YOU sign the petition...?
Yes :D
Can u skate today?
Nah sorry dude =D #projects ...
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