Jordan Watson
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Doing something stupid
What does success mean to you?
Being happy with where im at in life
Can you like not use the n word lol????
NO
Why are you so special???
I have a disorder called notgivingafck
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Die now with out suffering or die slowly over the next 90 years...stupid question stupid answer
Battery percentage on your phone?
77%
What is your idea of living the good life?
One where im happy all the time instead of when im with shania
If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Nothing..
Jordan you ask yourself 2 questions then answered them like they were from anon?
i know they were from me i was bored haha also not trying to hide that they were from me
im lonely too..who you on the phone too
You're a predator ?!!?!? shazzbear
yeah bby im gonna rape you on sunday
What would you call your autobiography?
Life in the Jordan of day
What one thing do you need to do next?
Get my learners
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
Id come back as a reggae shark and smoke weed unda wata
Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
b**ty
fav thing about your babe
fuuccckk where do i start i love her personality her smile her laugh her eyes the way her hair is just naturally so perfect her curves her edges the way even a simple hug from her can turn a sht week into a magical i love her everything realy
What's under your bed?
Monsters and I'm friends with all of them
What cheers you up ?
Spending time with my buba
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
I prefer not to talk about it
Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Crew by hellburnianz
You are a sht ****
That's not what ya mum said last night...in bed....while my dck was inside of her v*****
OMG your actually so cute..if u and Shania dont work out im here for you
Mhm yeah Soz there's a pretty big line up and Tbh me and Shani are like stronger than two phone books interweaved page by page(if u have no clue google it)
What type of people bore you ?
Boring ones
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Twilight...it will always s*ck
who would you kiss, kill, f.uck and marry. out of Shania Vella lily bristow Imogen Goullet and Livinia mids id
Marry Shania **** lily kiss imogen and kill Liv...never met her so not sure where to put her
If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
Empty minded
Your gf is jail bait mate
Nah im not dating your mother
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
I dont bath I shower
I'm laughing at how many ppl are jealous of ur relationship
HAHA how funny is it yeah
what colour is Shanias eyes ?? they like change colours all the time it's so cool
Brown last time I looked
You should be mine not Shania's screw Shania
Ill screw her later
y are u so mean to Tahlia though she's nice
Im not mean to her like we wernt meant to be and how we were together wasn't right like it was always *exual and in the end it all just colapsed
Favourite TV show?
Top gear or adventure time
Favourite game?
Football heads
Sarah Tahlia Or Shania
Shania easy Sarah is basically my sister and eww tahlia
Shania told me to ask you questions so how are you
HAHA im good hbu
I'm Steve Irwin
Hello father
So there's 2 rooms and 1 has ur family in it while the other 1 has your pets and u can press the button to blow up one room what would u blow up
ID ninja kick both cause I cbf deciding
You would die for _____?
Jesus cause he died for us
What would u buy if u were a millionaire ?
A monkey butler
Do u go to church
Nah ID burn
who would u have *ex with out of everyone u know lol
Probably Megan fox
what's 9 plus 10
19 u dumb **** HAHA jks its actually 21
Would u rather have no *ex organs or no head from the neck up
*ex organs with out my head i wouldn't be alive
Kiss Date Marry Out Of Lily Bristow Shania Vella And Imogen Goullet
Kiss imogen date lily and marry shani
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
79...**** that
I loved Shania first this isn't fair :(
You snooze u lose buddy...nah legit im always a winner as long as im with her
Naww you're a qt. <3 love you. shazzbear
HAHA love you too
is it hard to kiss and hug shania because of ur height? XD She's a shorty haha I love her
Nah not realy I tend to just bend down HAHA short as* nigga
Better begin somewhere m8 shazzbear
Ok well I love u first off ummm secondly like u are my world and I would have nothing with out u umm your beautiful with out make up even tho u think your not your just as weird as I am u love playing video games and like yeah your awesome
she posts a pic or brings up u 2 whenever u and ur gf talk nice to eachoter lol have u not noticed
In English plez
who has been ur best girlfriend yet?
Shania by a mile and im legit not just saying that shes been the only one to actually make me completely happy
best guy friend ?
Aaron James ing
Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Coles when they had no 1 kilo jars of Nutella
Sarah shembri is so jealous lol even though she has a bf
Do explain...inbox me if u wanna
Lol you should be jealous of matt williams. He might be half your height but he's 100x cuter than you'll ever be. He also actually respects people, unlike you.
That's y he *exually assaults. My girl friend
U and Shania are actually soooo cute I hope u two stay together and don't let anyone ruin ur relationship because it is honestly perfect! (:
Naw Thx random citizen but nah I dont plan on breaking up with her anytime soon
hahaha my balls are bigger then urs... I would kick your as* but ur little girl will probably get in the way lol
HAHA and he keeps going typical
dude lol first emo freak now geek freak? ur so weird.....
HAHA look who's talking see its people like you that make me laugh like your a macho man behind the screen but the moment it comes to confrontation you leave your balls at home
Eww..HAHA nah your awesome as lily HAHA u make my baby happy at times which makes me happy all the times
thoughts on ur current girlfriend (if u have 1) ?
Shani is the worst gf ever...jks jks I love her to bits she is my world and no one else can have her especially not that little Matt Williams ****
Sorry if I'm messaging you a lot, but you said you would listen... That I could trust you... Please don't actually answer this, I just wanted to talk to someone, I wasn't sure how to message you cause well, you were never in facebook when I was, sorry again
To bad im replying
Can't believe you are hanging around the emo freak, don't you think she should kill herself, I mean she is so annoying, aren't you sick of hearing her "problems" ?
Im sick of people like you
You should stop hanging around the emo freak, we all know you just pity her
HAHA yeah
Most expensive thing you have?
my bike
What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
Ya mum I would do her for free
Have you ever farted in public?
Yes many times
favorite song of all time?
Not afraid - eminem
Thoughts in Erika Ribeiro?
as* as* as* as* nah Erika is great girl funny ****ing loud all round amazing
Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
Quote my mum: where's my phone...jordan where's my phone..... Oh **** I'm holding it
Thoughts on Renee Muscat. Is she a sl*t in your eyes?
Renee Muscat not to sure if we are friends or not but no she isn't a **** she is an amazing girl
:3 someone asked for thoughts on tahlia, you say it, and get yelled at for speaking truth , s*ck it up, you asked for it. Literally!
True they did ask for it but still what I said was wrong and I should never have said it
Jamie newton
great to hang with funny smart 7/10
thoughts on tianah bala
i know of her but haven't actually spoken to her so not sure probs give her a 7&1/2 out 10
Thoughts on jamie
which one
Thoughts on Rhiann
great girl love her to bits one of few people i would actualy take a bullet for
Is it true that Rhiann a **** who would get with anyone the first chance she got?
no
Thoughts on victoria
great gal dont know much about her would like to get closer with her and so would jimmy
Thoughts on Thalia Muscat?
tahlia is a great girl that i have hurt way to much and i have taken things way too and am very sorry for doing so so this is my official online apology and have by now already delivered one to her face
She hates you because of what you done to her... Do you honestly not see the pain you've caused her? She burst out into tears with her friends this morning because of you! Just be a ****ing man about it and talk to her, in person and apologise for what you did
i know what ive done and i hate my self for it and im going to apologize
y is ashden gay and a f*****
cause he is
Thoughts on Jamie Newton?
who
Thoughts on Evelyn sciusco?
she is simply beautiful great to hang out with she funny shes smart she is AMAZING 8/10 wold bang
Trust me mate she's hot as, let her know for me :)
who is me is this my actuall sister
Your sister is hot, do you have her number?
**** off no she isnt
wanna meet up tomorrow at navan park???
i think your realy hot
yeah sure how dose 4:00 sound
Why don't you want to answer about me? Tahlia.Muscat
Y do u even care
Well you won't answer what you think about her. Dont worry she got rid of her one now anyway and i am not her :) Random.person
If u really want to know my response meet me at the library in the morning
This is me :) and i have a curious mind XD so why do you hate her? Random.person
Who said I hate anyone
What year did you first kiss rhiann?
Who are u and y do u want to know
Why won't you answer about tahlia? Random.person
I did me answer was meh
first kiss ;)
Rhiann Neely on lip
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