Jordan Teakle
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Money or Love ?
Easy Mac and Garlic bread
Who do you miss right now?
Jodi
Your source of happiness?
Friends and Jodi
Who makes you happy?
Friend and family and tendermoments.jpeg
I like how you asked if you have abs... :D
Have you forgotten how to English
Who is your crush? Dont be shy
Niggadi podes
A song they should play at your funeral?
Swing by Joel fletcher
How often do you and Jody ****?
What even is ****
Top 3 hottest girls at mcbride?
The sun, the ground on hot days and you have no shoes on and the metal part of the seatbelt when it's too hot in the car
Do you have abs?
I don't know do I?
I have seen your abs Jordan! They are good as :)
Fab*
i know you have a girlfriend, and your not gay... but i need to KISS YOU!!
Da fuq?
Nigga **** yo tea.
Plz no racist
Yes the movie "The Call" counts, thank you for using qooh.me
Wot
Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
Air
How long did your last call last?
Does the movie the call count?
Still in gippy?
Haven't got my letter yet so I don't know
Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
As the little Mexican girl said, "why not have both"
How big is your TV?
Reference Girlfriend
What is missing in your life?
The Yeti
Are you a virgin?
Yes I'm a virgin
What do you think is a good breast size?
Big juicy fried chicken
Treat her right man, treat her better than I did.. She deserves the best and I gave her the worst.. Tell her I'm sorry
Nothing can be undone
Best thing that's ever happened to you and worst?
Hard too say
What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
By walking up to her
A lie you told today?
A slayed a dragon so no
Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
My cartwheels and hand springs!
Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?
Nikki Cengia
You should miss your girlfriend ***hole!!!
I miss you so much, so don't acues me of not missing her you ***hole
What would you do if you farted during a class test?
Woof it over to everyone
Top 5 hottest girls at mcbride and Dudley any year level...???
Does looks always matter?
Would you ever have a some?
Sorry only like q somes
Someone you miss?
Hard one not sure
Thoughts on Jonas Bert and Steven?
Best mates since forever for Steven and Bert and Jonas is one of my best friends, all great bloke and really just all round awesome guys
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200% nigga
Out of all of your friends who do you reckon could smoke the most crack?
None
Hey you. Your face. I like dat ****. Breeza37
Thank you I like it too
A person you lost you would like to see again?
The adventures of taco and burrito
You and Jodi are no joke the most perfect couple, both so sporty and nice and down to earth people and so many others agree
Hope you guys spend the rest of your lives together because you's both look so happy together :)
Thank you that is the nicest thing someone has said on my qoohme tank you
You're girlfriend looks so friggen hot tonight! Her body is mint man and she's that nice! By far hottest year 10
I know, everyone should be jealous
What happens when we die?
I whale lands on you
Did you get a gippy letter?
Yes!!!
Your so cute, and *exy, and hot!!! Your also very nice! Great guy!
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and thank you
Thoughts on Bree Worden?
Very nice and funny, great hang out with kinda drifted lately
What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own?
Mi sweg
Hi Jordan eat some poos
Sorry only like wees
We have to talk
Not really
It's been fun hanging with you the past few days! :)
I'm just a fun guy I guess
What do you think is the best feeling in the world?
Winning a premiership
How did you and your best friend meet?
It was a cold and wintery night down at the 71st avenue, the local pub was open and greasy bill was searing them up cold, I was sitting there, watching the news whilst sipping on my scotch on rocks, then he walk him, we look at each other an we both know it was on, he tapped me on the shoulder, I raised from my stool, took the last sip of my scotch, pull up my sleeves, and then with a solid handshake we know from then on we were going to be best of friends, so for the rest of the night we sat at the bar, drinking our scotch whilst chuckling away to our life stories with a bi of Chet Faker in the background singing his classic tune, and that's how I meet my best friend
Thoughts on Jonas Marks?
One of my best mate, dankest kid out there, and also quite the hipster, but all round awesome guy and probably one of my best mates
Best person to dnm with by far, pretty much knows my life story also inbox me I have to tell ask you something
Have you done drugs or smoked?
No and I will never plan on doing them
What's something hard and really big that doesn't fit into tight things...?
My fingers into sharpeners
Something you plan on never doing again?
Drugs or smoke
A best friend is different than a friend as a lesbian ,pashing in the street for all to see and a boyfriend,bise*ual obviously
Get over it, who care if they kissed, so just f*** off
that person who is saying jodi has to choose between you or Ellen, hahahahaha JODI IS CAPABLE OF HAVING A BEST FRIEND AND A BOYFRIEND. Jesus
Finally someone who understands life!
somes for you then,I would care,she doesn't have respect for you,either its you or her ,weird
She has the up most respect do me so just f*** off
Wtf is goin on with your girlfriend,I saw her and Ellen pashing on outside the library full on ,are they for real
Probably not the first time, I don't really care too, it's weird but I don't really care so yolo!!
What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most?
Not bacon
Can people legit leave Jordan alone about Jodi and Darcy. Him and Jodi are happy as together, he doesn't have feelings for Darcy! Friiig! jonasmarks
Feel right there now I need bacon
why are you and jodi still even going out? you clearly still have feelings for Darcy?!
Wtf is wrong with you people, I do not have any feelings for Darcy at all and the only person I love is Jodi so just f*** of, your just trying to start a shi* fight
Why are you so ugly? Steven97
Don't hate me coz you ain't me
3 things that attracts you to a person?
Bacon, bacon, and more bacon
Who are the members?
The member are unknown but if you pass one you may experience a outer human effect
Are you aware of the Dank Dozen?
I've heard about them, it's a secret society which one a day then meet up at some place called the Dank Corner and once a month the meet up and recreate old music videos, so yes I am aware
Would you ever kiss a guy?
No
Are you gay?
Noo 9999% straight
Are you a virgin?
Yes thanks to my crocs
How do you tell someone they have bad breath?
By secret messaging grasshoppers with ninja suit and light sabers and they tell them in some ancient Indian language only know by a turtle know as Pete
Do blind people have dreams?
Do hipster have swagyolohashtag
How was the limo?
It. Was. Awesome!!
What makes your mom awesome?
Mum*
Who's the most artistic kid on snapchat? ;)
The Phresh man himself!
You're actually one of the cutest people I know! :P
Fanks
Thoughts on Rhiannon gage and Connor Ireland
Cutest couple 2014
Most embarrassing moment?
The Illuminati.
Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
At turtle
You and Jods are perrff! Don't break her heart!
Thanks she is perfect, I hope haven't
Is it possible to escape the friendzone ?Give a reason for your answer
No the friendszone escapes you
Wat ermelon
Wat ermelon is amazing. Wat
Iphone vs Android and reason for your choice?
iDroid cause I can
Im pretty cute, chips and gravy tomorrow! Plzzz Jodithompsonn
Where? <3
I love you too
Thats cute
Jordan
Yes, how may I help you
Name 3 people you trust?
The Illuminati.
don't be so hard on yourself man, I know it's hard now but it 5 years you'll hardly even think about it. I know under that hard exterior your just a big softy! but for now you'll have to just harden up! p****.
There's some hard feels there!!!
Top 3 songs on your current music playlist?
Take your age, add 2, times by 2.9, add 6, time by 0, thats how many ****s I give
Why is it so hard for Ellen?
Not really nothing in Ellen's life gets hard
Would you take a bullet for a friend even if it kills you?
Depends if I get food after
Do you support human cloning and why or why not?
Its be fun
would you be up for a some? I heard jodi's down
Depend if I get food after
dp or jt
Why would you even ask that stupid question, seriously, of course I would choose Jodi over anyone by a mile
thoughts on meaghan low? :)
went to primary school with her but I think she didnt like me back then
Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
hell yes!!
Do you think you and Jodi will get married?
I dont know
How long have you and Jodi been going out for? You guys are so perfect together :)
Nearly two months, and thanks
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