Jordi and Natou
JordiNatou
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
dan and jordi are still good friends stop getting so an*** everybody
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thoughts on reeem ?
shes da cutest bby in da world omg.
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woops i spelled wite wrong guys! #whitestupidgirlproblems
stupid
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hey guys! lololol guess who, we're bored in science clas* and writing you oohs yay!!!!! #whitegirlproblems
shut up
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NATS AND JORDS<3
miss you bbys and our skype calls :(
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you're just such a Bit** natou..
i agree
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You only have like 10 friends in daa..
i agree
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natou is a f***ing Bit**. i hope she dies and gets s*ck in ur as*. go f***ing die natou ur so ugly and ur a huge Bit**. ur personality is the f***ing worst personality ever!!!
yes i agree i am a Bit**
n\"and gets s*ck in your as*\" dd that make sense to you?
nyes i agree with you i am ugly and fat and a Bit** i just wish i was able to change but it is very difficult since i hav reached such a high stage in my life making my b**ty pop i have gotten so used to this lifestyle and its hard to just become a new person
nlol sike i dont really care about your opinion :)
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do you even REALIZE how much of a Bit** you are? 99.9999% of the school hates you! DO YOU EVEN CARE?!
lol no i don't really care..... :)
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angie da bestest right? lol no answer necessary we all know its yes.
son angela f*** off
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ur such a Bit** nobody will car when you die wtf Bit**
tenks boo*bbbbbbbbbbb :D
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why are u so rude? what if i acctually go kill myself?
lol nigga do i look like i care?
kill yourself i honestly do not give 2 shi*s :)
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natou stfu let jordi answer the qoohs about his relationship.
f*** u and commit suicide :)
nobody wil miss you :D just take a gun and shoot yourself or choke yourself so you feel more pain :)
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if i was daniela i wouldnt be ur friend
well.. SURPRISE SURPRISE YOURE NOT DANIELA !!!!!!!!! :o
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honestly y did u break up with her
Son, WHY DO YOU CARE?
It was not your relationship
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did you just break up with her so you could go jack off and not feel bad? because i would understand if that was the reason.
Even if he was in a relationship with her, he could still jack off.
I don't think you realize how stupid your question was.
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im not close 2 u or dani but honestly wat the f***. It seemed like she was crazy about u and u dump her cause u wanna make out with other girls? so does dat mean dat if u lived in dubai u'd still date her just cause u guys could do shi*? ur not worth her time
First of all, Jordi lives far from her so clearly he\'d get *****. I mean would you rather your boyfriend who lives far from you cheat on you or break up with you? Honestly stop sending bullshi*, I think Jordi did what was right.
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nHe\'d rather she be mad than be angry for a while than be disappointed for a long as* time.
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wow and every1 thought u and her were actually going 2 last and that u really were good together.. tbh thats a stupid reason to break up
Well they broke up and there is really nothing you can do to change that, So kindly f*** off :)
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i love masturbating until my Dic* shoots jizz into my nostril
that is f***ing great.
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why did u break up with daniela ? what happened ?
Alright well the truth is... I\'d rather Daniela to have been angry for about a day or two than have me cheat on her. I\'m not saying I left her for another girl. I\'m saying that i\'m a douchebag who just knows that if a girl was alright and that my ***** instincts kick in. I think with my Dic* and not my mind. :/ What else is there to say?
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why arent you guys ever on qooh anymore? both of you, izzy and daniela?
Jordi started school.
I'm starting tomorrow.
Izzy is dead. jk idk where tf she is maybe still at camp.
and danielas either in rome now or on the cruise to rome :p
BUT f*** QOOH . i have a social life too so like yea.
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yo y wud u think im daniela 0mg lyk sdfghjklkjhgfdsdfghjk
pero lyk
u av d izzues.
n only lyk daniela has dem
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y shud i get help lyk 0mg
baby i still love you.
<3 <3 <3 <3
but daniela you need help/
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what r u talking bout so many people say pops
GET HELP BBY.
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omg 200 qooh's already you guys are just too pops
Yes i know daniela.
OR IZZY.
its one of you. because nobody else says pops :o
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why is jordi so black?
Because he needs to keep up with his girlfriend's skin complexion.
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dont u just f***ing hate negro cookies they're so f***ing racist! Man when i hear that word i turn and shriek cus im afraid that its the kkk
Is this supposed to be funny? Did you think i was gonna laugh?
n1. You\'re not funny
n2. s*ck MY Dic* AND MY BIG f***ING TOE
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Thoughts on tito denis and jens?
tito - I LOVE HIM. hes so cute and he always makes me laugh :D and i lvoe face timiing him!
denis - hes annoyng
jens - we used to be close in like 5th and 6th grade. but now we dont talk..
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Thoughts on Nedine Shanti and Aya Abdeen?
aya - shes so cute and i love and miss her
nnedine - shes a *****
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both of u answer
Where are you from?
Age?
se*ual Orientation?
Turn ons/offs?
Single/Taken?
Favorite Number?
Your perfect girl/boy?
Tattoos/Piercings?
One word to describe you?
Celebrity crush?
Meaning behind your URL?
Tumblr best friend?
Favorite Movie?
f*** u i dont have time for this
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What do you think of isabella alice sol and illy
lol. its natou. idk where the f*** jojo has been lately.
alice - shes so f***ing funny lol and shes nice and i used to hate her but now i dont.
illy - lol idk like the last time i talked to her but shes nice
sol - shes so cute and nice
isabella - she talked to me the other day. like the first time in so long -__- but shes nice too
lol
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natou why are you answering everything? it's jordi's qooh too right?
He's obviously not on you f***ing idiot.
If he was on, he would answer it.
And then if i don;t answer it your Bit** as* would ask "why wont you guys answer"
YOU (CLAP) ARE (CLAP) STUPID (CLAP) !
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thoughts on nedine
She doesnt consider me her bestfriend. lol.
Shes nice
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thoughts on celine
Shes perf, wallah. Shes like so tall, she has like boo*s and a butt. She has nice hair. Shes so nice, she cant be mean. Shes also one of mah besties.
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thoughts on izzy vidal
She's such a dumb Bit**. I love her so much. Lol she always makes me laugh, like all the damn time. I want her to come back from camp because i miss her :(
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thoughts on daniela
She's a homose*ual. But i miss her so much. Lol we have such gay times together. Like especially in 6th and 7th grade. Our skype calls are se*. Shes one of my best friends. She's a hottie too.
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who r ur best friends?
Daniela, Izzy, Celine.
That's it.
Tito also. He's a qt.
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qt
thanks tito. i luh u sweetheart
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pisss meee off
lmao tito. you need help
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YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO CUTE TOGETHER LIKE OMG!! CONGRATSS XX
-______-
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how do u know my name?
HOLLA 4 a DOLLA BOO BOOO
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why dont u guys keep posting more embarrasing stuff about izzy?
Jordi went for summer.
Izzy is at camp
I have mad slow internet, barley go on.
So, that's why.
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CAN U FEEL THE f***ING RATCHETNESS??? I AM SO f***ING PUMPED, ALL THIS COKE IN MY NOSE IS CAUSING ME TO SNEEZE ALL ON THESE Bit**ES s*ckIN MA Dic*! HOLY f*** IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK, THESE Bit**ES ARE TOO RATCHET FOR ME!
YOU RATCHET MY DUDE
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jordi, u dont know me but i know you. I know all dem ratchet-as* niggas! here's a hint: I got 100 million Bit**es on ma dck, so all dem Bit**es n i r ratchet. now do u know who my ratchet-as* is? btw sameer shehadi is my friend. thats a big hint.
Hey Michael
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You ratchet nigga im the guy that gon' be the death of yo ratchet as*! I bet you love as*es cus daniela's is fineeee brah congrats on the ratchet as*! roflcopter lolerskatez
lololololollolol.
I r nawt rachet mister.
Why tank you my good and respectable man.
:>
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you niggas ratchet? cus hitla ratchet. and ratchet n clank r ratchet. the whole f***in world is ratchet! except fo natou she aint ratchet :)
WE RATCHHET. hitler aint ratchet. lmao who is this tho? lol im ratchet tho
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why is hitler your picture?
because hitler is my role model, i love hitler, i want to grow up to be like hitler and also because hitler was smiling in that picture :)
lol hes so cute.
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that's a very agressive way to do it though.
hhahahahahahahhahaha...
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you do? but how?
Date rape drugs... :]Y
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don;t you just wanna fist daniela all day errday?
I do already. Not consensually though...
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because they have to hate through a computer
Yep. It's okay though, wdc
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Don't listen to the people hating on you guys; Jordi and his big nose, or Natou being ugly. They're only hating because they're jealous of you guys. You guys are amazing people, you're so funny and nice.Ignore all these people.. They're pathetic...
You're right and that's why starting now , if we do get hate we're just going to delete it. Because there is no point in fighting , let them think whatever they want. We don't care lol. Also they probably barley know us. We made this qooh just for fun. But thanks anon. :)
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do you niggas like ofwgkta?
Not really. lol.
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you guys are so annoying
k.
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Why do you guys always say irrelevant stuff?
NIGGA YOU RATCHET.
lol f*** off if dont lyk me
idc cuz i have icecream.. red velvet
ALL MYN Bit**.
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what is your favorite sports team?
Derby County.
Lol jkss For football it's Liverpool.
For american football it's LSU for NCAA and Saints for NFL.
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who are you currently dating?
Daniela. (:
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what school do you guys go to?
I go to NAACP.
Natou goes to Columbia International College
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what does ratchet mean?
YOU RATCHETTTTTT
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lol natou why the f*** did u upload a whole alb*m if izzys selfies? like your so lifeless...
How do u know i uploaded them? they arent even posted lol
f*** off izzy -_____-
NEVER LIE AGAIN OKAY.
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OMG WHAT DO WE HAVV OOOOON. WE RATCHET JordiNatou
lol im lame af. answering my own questions. but hitler is my role model ok?
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isn't it gonna get harder for you guys when school starts though? ..
Probably, that's why you gotta try harder and harder.
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wait so are you and dani gonna date through the year ? or are you just a summer thing ?
Through the year.
We're going to last as long as we can.
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Finally you're answering seriously. I hate you guys still , you're so ugly both of you
Oh thanks.
It's kind of hard to answer seriously when punkas*es like you send bullshi* like this.
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and dont hurt her
No worries bro, I would not, shant, and never will hurt her.
I'll stay true to your promise.
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hi i dont know how to say this..but i hope you know how great dani is and how lucky you are that she chose you cos ive liked her the whole year and can't get the nerve to tell her cos i know she's too good for me. just plz treat her like she deserves
I do know how great she is. And thank you.
Don't say that about yourself! A girl is never "too good" for any guy.
Nobody will know until they try.
I will and do treat her with respect and TLC.
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delete the question about was*im :) - celineee SaraHashem
Delete what question? :>
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But you guys aren't even funny..
Well I obviously know I am. But natou is the one that usually tells people off. And we can't please err one. Sorry for the inconvenience my good man.
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Wow.. How tf do you have friends or even get a girlfriend you're so f***ing rude.
I don't legit act this way. This whole qooh is like a joke. It's not meant to be a serious one. I don't know why it's a problem to you, but if people really want we'll be serious.
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hahahah you guys's qooh is so funny :') danielafleifel
Thanks Dan.
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What the f***? Why are you guys so rude? Can't you just answer seriously to a question?
It's our page and we can do whatever we want, you aint my shuga daddy.
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When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
When i saw your face.
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do u niggas like that odd future shi*?
HEIL HITLAH.
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funny how you needed jordy to stand up for you.
Funny how you have to write hate through a computer screen
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natou you are so f***ing annoying.
You know what?
Natou is cool.
And if you aint down with that, then get the f*** off our page.
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you guys are such real and down to earth people. you inspire me everyday to be a better person and to make people smile like you guys do everyday. i just thought you should know that. keep making everyones day brighter!
I\'m glad I do this for you.
nI should be in p*rn.
nYou should be in p*rn.
nLol jks you ain\'t stud enough.
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you guy are my f***ing role models
guys*
If you want to be like me, use the right spelling.
Silly goose.
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lol f*** you guys. your so mean and rude to everyone. like honestly go get a life.
Oh i'm sorry i'll try to please you.
But I cba.
Silly goose.
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OMG NATOU YOU SHOULD SO DATE AHMED HAMED! SUCH A CUTE COUPLE
ISABELA GOD BLESS YOU
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natou, what is the funniest joke you've ever heard?
where do sheeps take a dump?
in the baaaaaaathroom.
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why does jordi like to talk to his xbox?
sorry isabela but i do not know why.....
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can i skype u guys one time
lol. um. idk.
maybe
maybe not
if ur white.. NO
jk but idk
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Jordi do you ever skype just daniela though
ya he does.
the occasionally like to have skype se*.
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Do you slype izzy every night or is it just you guys and daniela
We have a party wid erryone.
It's usually Natou, Jordi, Daniela, Izzy, Celine, Nedine, and Louis.
But Celine hates uss so she ne'er goes on.
Nedine's not on as often.
So it's usually just Natou, Jordi, Daniela, Izzy, and Louis.
But Daniela has swimming a lot of mornings so it's usually just Natou, Jordi, Izzy, and Louis.
But when Dan stays up and doesn't have swimming den we have parties err day errday.
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But if your poop comes out long, then you don't hear the plopping noise.
No you will because once the end of the poop drops into the toilet, the water surrounds the top and the oxygen rises to the top which evidently, initiates the plopping noise.
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Natou, pick one. Who do you love most out of all your bestfriends
Jordi obviously. He's just so sincere and funny and handsome I don't know what I would do without him, nigga.
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Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina
Elvish nigga be trippin'.
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Elen sila lumenn omentilmo
I do not know elvish i'm sorry.
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What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?
Probably the same as they do, you just flip the chair...
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If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then is congress the opposite of progress?
Man you is deep. lol jks hop off my ****.
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If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?
Nigga be trippin'.
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Jordi, for the impending zombie apocalypse, what will be your weapon of choice and why?
Probably a handgun of sorts. So then if I know i'm outnumbered I'll probably shoot myself rather than be eaten alive. :)
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Infancy is the best age time. Well you might wanna ask your mom about adultery. ;)
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Do you like airport security, Jordi?
Yes, Johnny
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FAR OVER THE MISTY MOUNTAINS COLD
TO DUNGEONS DEEP AND CAVERNS OLD
LOLOLOLOL You said deep