Jordan Kansley
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Don't let him fck with you. You are worth more than that
Thank you
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Are you single?
I don't even know anymore
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You really are a savage?? stay that way ?
Thank you, thank you very much
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Do u like Marvel and DC?
Marvel graphics and DC storylines
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Does your tattoo have a meaning? If yes, what is it?
It does and that's private
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What's your idea of a good first date
Going arcading then going to a park at night and just playing around
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I wish you were my girlfriend
That's nice
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How is someone as beautiful as you single? <3
Because i don't need someone to be happy
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Do you have a crush at your school? And if so, who is he/her (i dont judge ?)
No one at my school
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Instagram name?
@theduchessjordan
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Never settle for second best, you deserve everything - every ounce of love. Seeing as though I need to ask a question, would you ever compromise yourself for others? (I'm definitely not anyone you're thinking it might be. We never talk or anything anymore)
Thank you so so so so much.
If it was for the greater good yes but otherwise never ever!
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Your boo*s are incredible
Thanks, I grew them myself
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What's something you tried really hard to like but just couldn't?
School
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What do you need to get off your chest right now?
My boo*s
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I don't need p*rn, I just use your Instagram ???
That's nice
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What type of p*rn do you watch
What type do you?
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Have you ever watched p*rn
Surprisingly
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My friends don't like you, like at all and there's so bad history ?
Well if they don't like me it could be because they don't actually know me. And if there's bad history then there's bad history. I can't change the past, I can only focus on the future. Many of the people who don't like me only know my sarcastic btchy side.
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I can't DM you, we'll never be able to be together :(
Why my darling?
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What's the most fun you've ever had with someone during $ex
Falling over
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I have a major crush on you ?
DM me
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Smash or pass: Mr Swart
Passsss ? he's like a dad to me
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What's the most fun you've ever had with someone during $ex
If you can't have fun dont have it
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Have you ever broke up with someone because they s*cked at $ex?
Joh I would break most of these boys self esteems if I did that hey
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You're really amazing, I love you babe
Awww I love you too
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Shaved or unshaven
My legs are shaven and so are my armpits. But refuse to shave my eyebrows off
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R5.5k for a handjob?
Are you looking for a slap in the face
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What's your favorite position for $ex
Can't disclose that information. Or the coold kids might copy
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Which would you rather do, the last 1% of the BJ, or the first 99%
Last
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The sweater is a type of sweater, Google it. You'd look amazing in one ??
Awww thank you
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You should get a virgin killer sweater ?
Did I kill a virgin or was it a sacrifice to the rain gods to get us out of this drought?
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Would you define yourself as a $lut or a ho€?
Neither because both are derogatory
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How often do you mas*******
Who said I did?
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Will you tap dance for R500?
Buy me tap shoes first
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Have you ever taken money for s€x
Nope
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Lol what was the trip and what did you drink?
Ummmm, joh that was a long time ago I can't even remember. But I do remember drinking about 3 bottles of vitamin water hey
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Have you ever been dared to drink water/soda before a long bus/car trip?
Yes....that was soooooo painful
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Pregnant at 11... Impressive
Haha, lol, nah the kid ain't mine. I wasn't even gifted with the ability to line my uterus with blood until I was 12
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Send nudes
Which nude pallete do you prefer?
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Yes?
Well I turn 18 this year and he turns 7. Do some math
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Is the kid in your Instagram your son?
You tell me
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What do people brag about that you don't find impressive at all?
That you've got great marks in school
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Do you have a crush right now?
Meh
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How is someone as hot as you single??
Probably because I'm seen as hot and not beautiful hey
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Can you teach me how to twerk
Do you have an A$$?
Gotta check that first
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I just wanna make you happy like no other guy will, like a queen, with the royalty that I think you deserve ???
Well aren't you a sweetheart
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why are ur boo*s so big
Because I was cursed for being so pretty so the powers that be made me fat, and when I lost that fat, I had huge breasts
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Why are you single?
Cause I'm an impatient btch
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If I give u R1500 can I get a lapdance with u and your sister ??
Not a chance in hell
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Do you play games???
I like to play jenga
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You are so beautiful ?
Thank you, my mom have me my face
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You gotta like some..... y'know ;) memes
Hmm
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How much must I pay for u to spend a night with me plus lap dances anytime I want
Not a chance in hell
????
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How much must I pay that u can grind me
No amount of money will get me to do that
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If I give u R1000 can I get a kiss as well as a Lapdance ?? Unknown6921345
One kiss
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How much for touching?
You can't afford it
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How much must I pay for a lapdance in your bikini ?
About R 1 500, 00 I rate hey??
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Would you give me a lapdance if I give you R200
Move it to 500 and sure, but you know the rules for a lapdance. No touching
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What do you want for your birthday
A big b**ty hoe
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who do you like?
Noone currently. Have my eye on a few guys
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You told me u like rough $ex the one day ??
So I know you??
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U said u like $ex on this page z???
I didn't say I like rough $ex did I?
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I hear u like $ex to be rough ??? I can make it rough for you
If u want to just tel me to DM u ?I can show u my red room ??and tie u up in all different positions and spank u and make u gag on my **** while I strangle u
My question is: who the fck is telling you I like $ex????
DM me and I'll talk but I doubt about that
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When do you know you're in love?
When you're being tickled and don't beat the person up for it
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Would you get with a black guy because you look like you need a real nigga
?? I would but how would you classify as such?
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*you look down at me hanging*
"You just gonna stand there? Help me up! I dont wanna let go!"
?
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"Help me up! Please! I don't wanna let go. I can't hold on much longer!"
?
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What is in your pocket right now?
Nothing. I'm wearing tights?
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You've come a long way since primary school Jordan ?? Super proud of you?
-Dylan Johansson
Than you so so so much Dyl????
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What makes you instantly like a person?
If they can handle my sarcasm
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What were you doing seven years ago?
Probably sleeping
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Would you become a p*rnstar if given the chance
$ex AS A JOB!?! fck YES PLEASE?
In all seriousness, while I wish those girls the best in their careers but $ex with strangers to be put on the Internet is not for me
I would however become a stripper because have you seen how much they make?! The only problem is I cant lift my body via pole?
nah i wont dm u ... u unfollowed me tho? so thanks but nvm
I did? Dont remember unfollowin anyone
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well i think u are... so how about maybe if i can get ur snapchat? and we talk ... please
You can send me a DM on insta
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Why do you keep reposting that edited photo of you
Cause I love my constrast feature and I'm proud of my natural weight loss?
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What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
60%
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i saw your insta feed. you dont know me at all but your very beautiful
If only you saw inside my head. You wouldn't think that at all
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What little thing pisses you off greatly?
People thinking that they know the real me
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You're beautiful?
Awww thank you x
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Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
Like
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Babbbyyyyy❤.
I love you.
The one and only Miks✨❤
Bbbbbaaaaaaabbbbbeee x
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Your really beautiful and i hope you have a fantastic day Jordab❤
Mind if i dm you?
Thank you so much
I can't promise I will reply today but I will at some point
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Don't let the haters get to you
Thank you x
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Hayyy my friend x you're so damn beautiful ❤❤ x Ashley_here11
I wish I could be as beautiful as you
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So i see you are trying to reply as much as you can to piss jordan off , whom ever you are do me a favor take a sit and just calm the fck down alright , if this is fun for you then please find something else alright
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You think that you're smater than me? That's so funny because I saw your marks last year and I couldn't stop laughing. I can easily get a B without studying yet you probably study hard and get a D???
*smater is supposed to be smarter and that's still incorrect, please study before you take your IEB exams
Last time I checked, when did marks measure intelligence? Did you ask me if I tried? Cause I don't. The way the school tests is incorrect. But hey, if you can get a B that's good for you, it means your brain is FINALLY taking a step in human evolution from the caveman stage