Jordan Michael Landsberg
JordzLans
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Dream car ?
A Nissan GTR 33 skyline ✨??
JordzLans replied
3021 days ago
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Your insta username is cringe
Shot
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3022 days ago
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We used to speak everyday, I started falling for you but unfortunately I was with someone at the time and now we don't speak. Why is that?
Okay
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3022 days ago
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whens your next post ?
Coming soon.
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3030 days ago
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Wheres "fckgirl"??? Never found out who she was... and why did you call her that? Don't rage hey aha
Because that's what she was man, but it was more of an inside joke.
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3032 days ago
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Choke me, Papi
If you had to call me that, there would be a leash on the end of a 10m pole, bruh
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3032 days ago
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Why, in some of your recent pictures, do you place your hand over your nose / mouth region xx I just want to know ?
I was drunk one night and discovered that pose, so for some reason it became a habit and everytime someone asked to take a photo and do it.
Lets play hot or not?
(I'll say names and you say whether they are hot or not)
Okay
JordzLans replied
3045 days ago
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Any close girls that are your friend
Yeah
JordzLans replied
3046 days ago
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Would you date Rachel?
We're just good friends bruh ?
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3047 days ago
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I used to wank to a picture I took of you when you were in grade 8 while you were in your speedo for polo.
Alright
JordzLans replied
3052 days ago
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Whos that chick that always comments on your photos on insta?
Go look.
JordzLans replied
3052 days ago
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Who is one girl you can tell anything?
My mom
JordzLans replied
3052 days ago
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And favourite girl to talk to?
Don't know
JordzLans replied
3052 days ago
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One girl you can tell anything?
Yes
JordzLans replied
3052 days ago
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Those four qooh me's are from me.
Who are you?
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3052 days ago
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Im not going to DM you because I don't want to make things awkward. Yes I won't know how you will feel but thats why I am asking anonymously. You dont need to be reply to this but thats all I wanted to say.
Alright
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3052 days ago
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The reason why I sent it anonymously is because I dont know how you would react if I sent this message to you over Whatsapp and don't know if you actually feel the same way, but most probably not.
No point in telling me this if you aren't going to message me or dm me bruh.
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3052 days ago
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To me its really crazy because Ive heard stories about you and I don't know whether to believe It or not.
Dm me
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3052 days ago
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Jordan - I know this is going to sound weird but I kinda fell in love with you in a way and I didnt intend on doing that. Im just also scared that I get hurt again.
??
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3052 days ago
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are you trying to pull someone ?
Nah
JordzLans replied
3056 days ago
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I miss how you used to speak to me tbh
Nothing we can do about that hey
JordzLans replied
3057 days ago
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do you have your eyes on anyone ?
Not quite
JordzLans replied
3060 days ago
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what do you like in a girl ?
Really depends on the girl.
I depict opinions set on the woman's personality and the way she carries herself.
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3060 days ago
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If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
Megan Fox
JordzLans replied
3061 days ago
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Guilty, isn't it awkward to know jamie has seen it? ?
Tf you on about, bruh?
JordzLans replied
3068 days ago
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Ever had a thing with your sister?
wtf?
JordzLans replied
3069 days ago
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Prettiest girl you know?
Difficult to say
JordzLans replied
3075 days ago
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What makes your life worth living?
Everything in it
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3077 days ago
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Dawg you think you so cool smoking and bragging until one day you suffer
Not bragging. I don't think I'm cool either. I'm just doing what I want to do cuz. If that gets to you then unfollow me.
JordzLans replied
3079 days ago
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What?
Some things are better left unsaid mate
JordzLans replied
3083 days ago
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Anything you could change right now?
Yes
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3083 days ago
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How does one go about getting your number, $exy ?
DM me
JordzLans replied
3084 days ago
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Bud your sister tho???
Come say that to my face ? I dare you.
JordzLans replied
3086 days ago
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What's an instant turn off for you?
Arrogance
JordzLans replied
3088 days ago
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Jamy-lee ?
Shes with my mate hey
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3088 days ago
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When you planning on finding a girl?
Not planning it really, just waiting around.
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3088 days ago
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Rachel Baisley?
Don't reaally speak to her much
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3088 days ago
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Show me your underwear everyday.
Depends on who you are
JordzLans replied
3089 days ago
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Where did you buy those Calvins from? if you dont mind me asking
I ordered them online
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3089 days ago
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Youd be surprised with the freaks in this place.
Right!
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3089 days ago
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Do you have something against gay people?
I have gay family, so no. So take your questions elsewhere ****.
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3089 days ago
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Bro. What if thats a guy? You arent gay?
Obviously I'm not gay, but what kind of guy would ask what underwear I have on? Come here with stupid questions, wtf?
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3089 days ago
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Show me them white calvins? ?
Dm me
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3089 days ago
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Describe your underwear that you are wearing today
White calvins
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3090 days ago
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Who can't wait to see you?
Wait and see
JordzLans replied
3092 days ago
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What happened to "fckgirl" ??
Her phone broke
JordzLans replied
3092 days ago
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Who's the new girl?
Don't have one?
JordzLans replied
3095 days ago
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You have a cute smile and $exy abs... You into older woman with experience?
Thanks ??
JordzLans replied
3095 days ago
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Yea and so?
What are you trying to say? ??
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3095 days ago
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What you mean, thing of the past... You still have pics of her on your insta.
It is one picture mate.
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3095 days ago
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U have alot of self confidance, can u plz give me some advice on how 2 feel good
Dm me
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3095 days ago
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