Joseph Bekierz
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How was the floating sht?
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Who gets more chicks: Matt Glen, Carpet Head, Gabe Clayton, Scott Chamberlain, Jack Allender or Liam Hamilton?
That's an easy one
Me
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why is carpet head a legend
He's not
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Saw you on tinder, lets catch up for some fun
Only if you swipe right of course
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What is your motto?
sht happens, get over it
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who wins the AFL flag this year?
I don't know
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"fck you Tex!" ~Lex Marshall
Thoughts?
The old man had definitely had a few, i'll let it slide because he's a good bloke
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how does it make you feel to be ignored, excluded, etc.?
I don't know. I just find someone else to to talk to
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What's missing in your life ?
A job. $ex. Most things
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
Yes
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Drinking
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Best compliment you have ever received ?
I've received that many i don't even know what the best one is
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
18, because I love alcohol
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The last thing you bought ?
Food
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is haz a sick ****
She most certainly is
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have you ever reffed drunk/hungover?
Average once a weekend
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A memory you want to forget ?
Removal of my wisdom teeth
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
How to skull a beer
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Staying sober this weekend yeah?
Not a ****ing chance
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What does your perfect day look like?
Nice summer day around the pool or beach with a few cold beers and my good mates
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When was the last time you cried and why ?
Today
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Being drunk
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Ford
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What is your biggest success up until now?
Being able to open a can with the one hand
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whose face gets red as **** when he drinks?
Some dumb Asain ****er with a two inch
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If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Spend the day with friends and chill with heaps of beer
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
The man who created beer
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You're a weapon .
No Tash, you're a ****ing weapon
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What’s my best physical feature?
My keg for sure
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How much do you weigh?
Around 105kgs
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Whose mum is overseas?
Mine
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What was your last dream about ?
Getting pissed
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Plans for the new year ?
Sink more piss
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
Bloke, Chris Franklin
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What did you get for christmas ?
Fat, I got fat
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Anyone
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who would you ask to go for an asian feed at chinatown in the knights?
I'd ask Plicks, because he lives in a majority Asain area so his previous experiences would pay off
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fattest **** in the knights?
Once more, Johnny
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dumbest **** in the knights?
Again, that'd be Johnny
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guy with the smallest **** in the knights?
That would definitely be Johnny
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What is attractive about you?
My ability to sink froffies
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What do you miss about your childhood?
Being able to **** my pants and have no one say anything about it
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
Drunken
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What is your biggest fear?
Having no cold beers on the ready
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What does your perfect day look like?
Sunny day kicking back with a nice cold beer
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Where you going for schoolies and when?
Blairgowrie on the morninghton peninsula and we leave Saturday
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ARE YOU KEEN FOR SCHOOLIES? SO MANY BEEEEEEEEEEERRS deemcgaw
Darcy, to say I'm keen for schoolies is a ridiculously late understatement. There will be that many beers consumed, from the moment I wake up till the moment I pass out somewhere there will be a beer near by me ready to be consumed
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What's your favorite fashion item ?
Mullets
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Tzz zz zz zzzzz
Watch out pal, the cops are coming
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whose that guy in the knights with a "two inch terror"? isnt he like massive?
That's DUUUUUUUHHHHHH Johnny. He doesn't have a two inch terror, he's got a one inch terror. And he is in no way massive
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What is your bank balance ?
$1.87 atm
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How's post school life treating ya?
Good, I've caught up on a lot of TV
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How long do you want to live?
As long as humanly possible
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Your dream Job?
Again, beer taster
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Your Dream Job?
Beer taster
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What time you getting to edgy
Not 100% sure, but it'll be early
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Are you going to the edgy tomorrow?
Is the pope catholic? Of course I'm going
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At what age do you want to get married ?
Doesn't bother me. Whenever I find the right girl
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Have you finished exams?
Nah, not yet. One more next Friday
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What do you love the most?
Froffies
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Where do you want to live when you older?
Highett
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Best song you've heard this week ?
One Country - Midnight Oil
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What girls do you wanna be closer with?
none that I'm not already close with
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Whats going on with you and hannah radford ?
We're actually getting married tomorrow
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how big is your willy
6 inch on the flop, bout 46 when I'm excited
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you should be studying
So should you
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rebecca is cool
That's why the besty loves her
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What would you suggest everyone try ?
Alcohol
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Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
injected myself with Ebola the other day for $5
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What is your ringtone?
The Turtleman
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The most unreliable person you know ?
I'd definitely be up there
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How much will it take for you to wax your as* hair all off?
a hell of a lot more than you have
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highett 19s next year?
If I don't get selected for the seniors then yes
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Are you with the Knights right now?
Yes
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
Both
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Biggest regret?
Not drinking enough froffies
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How many fines will it take until you stop using this thing?! #browny
Never
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**** ME JOEY YEAH JOEY HARDER BABE
i rike it
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id let you double fist me
start lubing up then
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yeah baby mmmmmmmm yeah uhhhhh **** me
ok
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imm sooo owet 4 u
i like that
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**** me I wan you
send your name and number my way anon
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how bigs your ****
on the flop around 10 inches, hard around 25 inches
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The most expensive item you own?
My phone
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What days do st bedes finish early? You guys always seem to be out early
We don't always finish early, we only finish early a few times a cycle plus a few times when teachers don't Rock up
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
Yeah, all the bloody time. I never bath
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are you going to get drafted?
Oh definitely, if I'm not in the top 10 picks the AFL draft system is completely ****ed
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What do you like about the person you dating?
The fact that's she's always ready to get down and dirty
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What would you prefer?
1. A nail gun to the ****
2. Diving in an ***hole head first, or
3. Licking the smega of a homeless man foreskin
That's a tough question anon. I'll go with 4. All of the above
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hes fat hes slow hes gotta be joe
This actually relates to me sooooo well