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What's one of the dumbest things you've heard someone say?

Sergio Ramos got 50 yellow cards and 32 red cards in one season.

Josezee replied 2619 days ago 1 1

Brag about yourself. What are you really good at doing?

Solving problems

Josezee replied 2644 days ago

What makes you uncomfortable?

Lol dogs that aren't mine

Josezee replied 2689 days ago 1

What do you wish had never happened to you?

Nothing because I wouldn't be the person I am today.

Josezee replied 2698 days ago 1

What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?

Having a good time with good people❤️

Josezee replied 2717 days ago 3

What quote do you live by?

" Do whatever the fuvk makes you happy" - francis

Josezee replied 2723 days ago 2

What needs to stop ?

Trash behaviour.

Josezee replied 2728 days ago 3

What type of people annoy you the most?

People who are forever giving off bad vibes.

Josezee replied 2735 days ago 3

J.Cole, Drake or Kendrick BradMasw

Drake > J.Cole > Kendrick

Josezee replied 2740 days ago 1 2

What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?

Daijes.

Josezee replied 2752 days ago 4

What phrase do you wish people would just stop using?

That ratchet "yassss"

Josezee replied 2760 days ago

What do you never trust?

Anything young metro don't trust.

Josezee replied 2765 days ago 2

What makes you genuinely happy?

Seeing my mom happy

Josezee replied 2769 days ago 4

What is the biggest way people waste money?

Cigarettes....shts disgusting

Josezee replied 2772 days ago 1

What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?

T.V
I'd rather live life than stare at a screen.

Josezee replied 2778 days ago 1 1

What is your number one rule?

God, family and money first...then everything else.

Josezee replied 2783 days ago 7

why are you amazing ?

i'm good at what I do.

Josezee replied 2794 days ago

Last song you listened to ?

The Weeknd - Reminder

Josezee replied 2801 days ago 1

What popular thing doesn't appeal to you?

That DJ khaled & Justin bieber song...shts annoying af.

Josezee replied 2815 days ago 1

What do you need to get off your chest right now?

I don't like people.

Josezee replied 2821 days ago 11

Is it that deep? Nomz

Nah "She shallow with that ?"

Josezee replied 2823 days ago 2

The secret to a good friendship is... ?

1. Banter
2.Banter
3. Deep conversations & Trust
4. Junkness
5. More banter !

Josezee replied 2828 days ago 4

Please please come, I know someone who really wants to make your night ☠️?

I already have someone making my days, so I'll pass.

Josezee replied 2831 days ago 5

What do you never plan on doing?

Getting a tattoo.

Josezee replied 2831 days ago 1

Will you be pumping at pabloz on friday? ?

Nah. I'm done with miz.

Josezee replied 2831 days ago 1

What do people brag about that you don't find impressive at all?

Their parents money. Haha it ain't yours x

Josezee replied 2836 days ago 2 9

Why do you have so many Indian friends??

I got em inside my DNA.??‍♂️

Josezee replied 2838 days ago 2 8

You and Muhammad are friendship goals ?

*Mahomed ?
Obviously. ?
Name a better duo x

Josezee replied 2838 days ago 2 3

???

People still use this emoji ? ?

Josezee replied 2838 days ago 1

Where are you going for uni ?

University of Non of your Goddam business school.

Josezee replied 2838 days ago 4

Biggest junk mofo I've ever fcking met. Mahomed_Karimshah

You too....That's why you're my best frann ?❤️

Josezee replied 2845 days ago 2

Say hi to mbudzi Josezee

Waseem Karimshah Francis says hi ??
Okay I'm bored of this now ?

Josezee replied 2845 days ago 1

What did you buy with your first paycheque ? Josezee

Soaks...my mom some sht and more soaks

Josezee replied 2845 days ago 1

So what are you doing RN (beside zeeps) Josezee

Catching a teab ???
Actually listening to that new Kendrick ?

Josezee replied 2845 days ago 2

Hey Francis I'm gonna ask you questions since no one is ? Josezee

This is why I love you Francis ❤️

Josezee replied 2845 days ago 2

What's the most expensive thing you own?

Polo pyjamas ??

Josezee replied 2846 days ago 3

When were you the most happy and why?

" I'm happiest when I can buy what I want and get high when I want..."

Josezee replied 2852 days ago 3

Why are you single?

Miz daijes are junk.

Josezee replied 2855 days ago 2 6

What are you bad at ?

I guess I'm bad at being bad at something ??‍♂️

Josezee replied 2856 days ago 2

What do you want the most right now?

She knows...

Josezee replied 2859 days ago 1

What do you want for your birthday

5 billion dollars.
But hey we don't always get what we want.

Josezee replied 2863 days ago 1

Biggest loser* JoBizz

?be a bit more creative Jo-loses

Josezee replied 2866 days ago

Why are you such a loserrrrrrrr???‍♀️? JoBizz

Well it all began when I met this girl called j-lo. I thought she was cool,however,l found out she was just a walking L. I was in too deep and her Ls were just too contagious ?x

Josezee replied 2866 days ago 1

What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?

Definitely being junk!

Josezee replied 2866 days ago 1

What could you talk endlessly about?

Philosophy

Josezee replied 2870 days ago

What specific thing do you dislike about people?

If they don't listen to drake. I don't f with you!

Josezee replied 2875 days ago 3

What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?

My parents. Lucky to have these boom A$$ genes ??

Josezee replied 2878 days ago 3

When do you know you're in love?

When I start doing stupid things ?

Josezee replied 2883 days ago 1 1

Who are you currently ignoring and why?

Joanna
Because her Ls are contagious ?

Josezee replied 2887 days ago 1 1

What is something you need to get off your chest?

I like big butts and I cannot lie ?

Josezee replied 2891 days ago

What is on your mind?

??

Josezee replied 2896 days ago 2 7

Why are you happy today?

"Got up, thank the Lord for the day."

Josezee replied 2903 days ago 1

What were you and Mahomed doing at the gala ??

Your chib.

Josezee replied 2907 days ago 2 2

What makes you instantly like a person?

It's all about the vibes ?

Josezee replied 2907 days ago

What makes absolutely 0% sense to you?

Women

Josezee replied 2917 days ago 5

Your eyebrows ?

?about to ruin them with the Wasteman lines.

Josezee replied 2919 days ago 1

You're my favourite loser - anon;)

You're my second favourite anon ?

Josezee replied 2919 days ago

I hate you
Go die

Hezvo ?
I probably don't like you too☺️

Josezee replied 2920 days ago 1

Tell your "friend" to watch herself

Maybe...if I knew who you're referring to ?

Josezee replied 2920 days ago 2

Where do you gym ?

Pro fit ??

Josezee replied 2920 days ago 1

Who was that girl you were with the other day ?

Your Quan.

Josezee replied 2920 days ago 2

What were you doing seven years ago?

Probably up to no good. 12 year old Francis was a pain in the arse.

Josezee replied 2920 days ago 1

What is a waste of money to you?

If whatever it is isn't value for the money.

Josezee replied 2925 days ago 1

What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?

6% ?

Josezee replied 2929 days ago 2

What do you think of your bestie danai and her boyfriend ngaa

They're cute. I'm happy for her :)

Josezee replied 2929 days ago 1 1

If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?

Times magazine.
Most influential

Josezee replied 2931 days ago 1

Which country are you from and which country would you like to visit ?

From- Zimbabwe
Visit- Somalia ?

Josezee replied 2937 days ago 1

Which word have you started using a lot lately ?

Krinds

Josezee replied 2940 days ago

What did you get for A levels ?

3 Us
They call me the undertaker now.

Josezee replied 2940 days ago 8

Dream car ?

Red Mercedes Benz AMG S65 Coupé ?

Josezee replied 2944 days ago

What is your New Year's resolution?

Don't need one.

Josezee replied 2947 days ago

What's a big turnoff on the first date?

Body odour

Josezee replied 2948 days ago

What is something that actually offends you?

People who hate 21 savage ??‍♂️

Josezee replied 2957 days ago 2

How much do you have in your bank account ?

Enough ?

Josezee replied 2964 days ago

What do you think about the most ?

What I'm going to do with my life.

Josezee replied 2969 days ago 1

What's pissing you off right now ?

The fact that Drake's album ain't coming out in December no more ?

Josezee replied 2973 days ago 4

What are you good at ?

Being a MF Starboy ?

Josezee replied 2979 days ago 3

If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?

Rihanna

Josezee replied 2982 days ago 7

I hate you

For being dope ?

Josezee replied 2986 days ago 1

Favourite artists

Drake
Weeknd
Kanye
Sango
Kid cudi

Josezee replied 2986 days ago 2

Have you ever regretted dating any one of your ex's ?

No at all. They're all great people. I'd definitely do it again.

Josezee replied 2986 days ago 1

Why you always talking to Danai ?

Well...My best friend is kinda important to me, don't you think ?

Josezee replied 2986 days ago 2

Bae ??

Baes ?

Josezee replied 2986 days ago

Tsoko !!!

Waseem ??

Josezee replied 2986 days ago 1

How are you feeling right now?

Feeling like MF StarBoy ?

Josezee replied 2987 days ago 4

hey there , sweet stuff . how yah doing !

Easy easy

Josezee replied 2988 days ago

What are you sick and tired of?

Fxck girls.
Yes they do exist ?

Josezee replied 2992 days ago 4

What are you looking forward to in 2017?

Looking forward to where life takes me. ?

Josezee replied 2996 days ago 1

What makes your life worth living?

Family and friends.

Josezee replied 3000 days ago 1

How's A break ?

" it's lit" *Travis Scott voice

Josezee replied 3001 days ago 2 6

How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?

Chilled??

Josezee replied 3004 days ago 1

What's an instant turn off for you?

if she's too easy.??‍♂️

Josezee replied 3010 days ago 2

You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?

Fund cancer research labs.

Josezee replied 3012 days ago 3

How did you meet your best friend ?

In a field of gravity.

Josezee replied 3014 days ago 3

What was the best decision of your life?

Embracing change.?

Josezee replied 3019 days ago 2

Where do you want to go for uni?

Miami.?

Josezee replied 3023 days ago 2

do you have a date to your dance ? if so who ?

Yeah. You'll see on the day ?

Josezee replied 3023 days ago 1

What will your child's name be ?

Kanye

Josezee replied 3024 days ago 1

What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?

"Believe in yourself."

Josezee replied 3029 days ago 5

What are you looking most forward to in 2017?

10 months of A break?

Josezee replied 3040 days ago 2

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