Josh Stapleton
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What should people stop buying?
Cool brand items for three times the price of normal
DIE FAKU
??? since I cannot respond with reason - DUMBOI YU DIYEEE TOOOO
What is the smartest thing you've ever done?
Probably gotten all As and A*s for A levels?
What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
Myself
Who is the most famous person you have met?
Valentina Lisista
As you grow older, What are you starting to hate more and more?
People who want to grow up too fast
Do you hate anyone?
Hate is a strong work - dislike more like ?
What’s your plan before uni now?
I am going to get a job, complete grade 8 piano, get my drivers, and learn to surf!
Travel goals for the year?
LA ?
Your greatest accomplishment?
A*AA
What is your fondest memory?
Childhood
What's was your most embarrassing moment ever?
This one time in a crowd of about 500 everyone was told to turn right and I turned left so everyone was looking at me ?
What is your ideal day to have?
Spend time with friends, go to the beach, maybe watch a movie.
Pie or pi?
Definitely Pie ??
Favourite eye colour?
Blue ?
Fav colour ?
Blue/Red can’t decide
wld u date a black gal
My preferences have nothing to do with skin color
What's the rudest thing a guest has done at your house?
Just started helping themselves to food
Who's your best friend ?
I have a few
Do your feet have chickenpox spots :D;D
No ?
What is the dumbest thing you have done today?
The list is endless
Who is your crush?
Secret???
Do you agree with abortion?
No. In some extremely rare cases such as where the child will die and kill the mother it is acceptable though.
Don't you like your feet ?
? my feet are perfectly fine thank you
You're awesome! Isopale
Thanks you too!!
Do you like mayonaise Isopale
Only with a few very specific foods
Your feet!!!!?????
Stalker
Do you like your feet ??
Get
What is your favourite quality about yourself?
My intelligence
If you could change something about yourself what would it be?
I would be more organized and work harder and not be delusional and absent all the time. Also I would be nicer and less vain.
Your afro is sick
Thank you ? Although #thefromustgo
Do you believe in true love?
Yes, although not the type portrayed by the media.
What has been your biggest regret this year?
Losing friends
What is the worst decision you ever made?
Not grabbing opportunities with both hands
Weirdest habit?
Probably obsessively listening to classical music all the time
I like your feet
Fetish much?
Why do they lock the lid on a coffin?
To stop vampires from getting in and zombies from getting out
You have bad taste in friends
Not exactly a people conessiuer.
Most embarrassing memory?
? really? Ok one of them was when I was in a crowd of 500 and everyone had to turn left but I got confused and turned right and every single person was staring at me
Crush?
I would like to go sometime ? Just to try it out. Maybe if they do a rage party
What is your favourite tv show?
Can't decide ? Currently obsessed with Mars
How is your sister?? - charis
?
She's great! She's super energetic, happy and cute! How are you guys?
What is your favourite word?
Hmmm...
I'll have to think about that
Very good question tho
Favourite age you’ve been so far?
I liked 10, 12 and 16 and 8
What did you dream last night?
I don't dream
Want to play Cards again tonight? My pack is more robust now ? Ferreira_rocher
Yes ?
2 archaic : a whimsical quality or disposition
3 : one that is markedly unusual or abnormal: such as
a : a person or animal having a physical oddity and appearing in a circus sideshow
b slang
(1) : a $exual deviate (2)
Me
We provide two definitions for blowhard, neither of which is complimentary. Both senses appear to have originated in the middle of the 19th century; one is braggart and the other is windbag.
To
Definition of rape
: an Old World herb (Brassica napus) of the mustard family grown as a forage crop and for its seeds which yield rapeseed oil and are a bird food — compare canola
This
1 : a member of the Roman plebs
2 : one of the common people
— plebeianism play \pli-ˈbē-ə-ˌni-zəm\ noun
Do
causing vexation or irritation : causing annoyance : irritating an annoying habit annoying questions
— annoyingly play \-iŋ-lē\ adverb
You
the quality or state of being $exual:
a : the condition of having $ex
b : $exual activity
c : expression of $exual receptivity or interest especially when excessive
Why
Do the curtains match the drapes
? what?
Can you be my piano man
I'll be a bit more if you want ?
Joshua Brendan Stapleton
Sabrina no middle name ferara
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Yes please daddy
Chocolate or strawberry?
Lindt and fresh strawberries tie for me
Flourish in the English sun! Succeed as you’re meant to and make a difference to the world with your musical tough!
Thanks ???
America or England?
Both - but England is classier ?
Thrive don’t survive! You are capable and amazing!!
Thank you ???
Could you drown in the clementine sunset?
Mmmm at least it'll be a beautiful - unlike you
You’re almost 100% awful.
Only 88% ? Still beat you on the Chem test tho
Why do you existv
Apparently to answer unanswerable questions like this one
Usually I'd charge you for $ex but lucky you it's black Friday so there's more than a discount coming your way
100% off ?
Snazzy dazzy you afro frond
Dankie mesie
How are you pal?
Good, partner ?
How's my little birthday boi?
Good my little stalker
Tell me your secret how does one become as autistic as you?
It's the fro - it's the source of my power ?
what kind of blood sacrifice did you make to get hair that springy
Yours RABACCA
Why are you such a hoe
I dunno yo
Where would you love to travel to in your life?
EVERYWHERE ?.
What is your ideal present to receive?
Something bought with a large amount of time - not money
What are your three favourite books?
The lord of the rings trilogy ?
You are an amazing friend!
Thank you!
You are too!
Why are you a pianist?
I am a pianist because I love it, it's the most difficult form of human artistic expression, and hence, it stimulates me. Also because it gets all the ladieezzz
Jk jk
You are always so jokey. What lies beneath that facade?
A legitimate struggle to remain positive
Then aran will tuck me in!!
I'm fine with that ?
what's the first country you'll conquer with the orphan army
Yours ?
Are you a stapler? Because you hold my life together.
That's awesome ? I'm sure you're a great friend too
Top uk uni?
Cambridge - although I have been accepted to Southampton, but I think you know that ?
But daddy!!!
Daddy has to leave you at a care center! ?
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Haha
No?
#OXBRIDGEREJECTS
U WANNA GO?!?
i take that back i'm sorry joshie
? forgiven (but u still have a abnormal head) ?????
Can I get a goodnight kiss too daddy?
Hell naw
A N G L O S A X O N S K U L L
S T I L L B E A T U I N P H Y S I C S
Daddy? Tuck me in
Just tell me where you live and ill pop right over ?
I'll have you know my eyebrows are extra thicc joshie
????? u know what's also extra thicc? Your head
I'm gonna put hair removal cream on your eyebrows
Awww I can just cosplay as u then ❣️
the fro must go
Go away you ho ho ho
If you had three wishes, what would they be?
1) Private
2) Message
3) Sabrina
Marry me
Of course. You propose ❣️
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