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A lot of women near you want $ex! Make sure yourself - sign up here http://tinyurl.com/jpm985f netyang1
Bullsht
What do you need to get off your chest?
Stress fam
If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
Yourman
What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
Don't always assume things will go the way you expect them to
What do you silently judge people for?
Posts about their life. Judge good or bad
Which song describes your mood today ?
The lazy song - Bruno mars .
What are you currently worried about ?
Year 12
If you had one decision to either lick your dads nuts or finger your A$$hole which one would it be !?
sht question. Next
What was the happiest moment in your life?
;)
How would your friends describe you?
Beast
What are you passionate about?
That good life
What life lesson did you learn today ?
Exams are sht
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Don't know
What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My pens
Did you s*ck my A$$hole
If ya want
A song you think is overated ?
Hot potato
How many doors do you have at your house?
420
One word to describe your Ex
Nonexistent
Have you ever romanticly kissed a girl??
Cbf
My son asked me why are all black people related
I asked him why he thinks that
"Because all their last names end with "found guilty"
Racist...
What turns you off ?
Your face
My nipples are hard for you Joshy Boy
Weird.
Happy Birthday
Where's my cake?
How are you single, Id date the sht out of you
Okay
Ready or not here i ***
Nah don't stress
I saw you at Jaydens, I think your cute asf and would bang you no doubt
Cute as
I fckING LOVE YOU JOSHUA MCLACHLAN, ID F-UC-K YOU SO HARD THAT YOUR TESTICLES WOULD IMPLODE. MY LOVE FOR YOU IS SO STRONG THAT ID JUMP INTO A PIT OF SHARKS. JUST FOR YOU.
K dot
Ive been searching for you
Shhh btch I'm trying to hide
You're funny, I'd date you
I'd date me too :)
Best primary school friend? CPS
I had a lot of ones . Most of the boys who I played bball with and footy and cricket. I've been seeing people a lot from there lately tbh
Would you take one for the team and fck a grenade
Id just take one for the team because I can't multitask
Do you eat A$$
For $20 yes
Have you been caught having a wank before?
Yes. By your mum... And she decided to help me.
You're having a mean wank and your parents walk in, what do you do?
Wtf. Ummm idk...
You looked pretty good at the party ??
Cheers bud ;)
What are you trying to prove to yourself?
That I am the real josh
What is your purpose ?
To be successful and make money
Hi, Would you like to talk about our lord and saviour J.....
JOHN CENA A_Nathaniel_A
I can't see him
How many kids would you like to have ?
2. Why?
2 kids= proves I've had $ex at least 2 times
Last time you shaved your pubic hair
When I had a shaver
Your finger is caught in your best friends mum bumhole
Your best mate walks in
What do
I wouldn't be in that situation because my pull out game is strong
You are about to plow your crush and have what could be the best $ex of your life
She then starts to call you daddy
What do you do
I'd follow through with it. I'll be like "YEAH btch I AM YOUR DADDY" , if thats what she is into.
How do you think you are most likely to die?
Imma die livin dat thuglife #yolo
What does success mean to you?
Living life with no regrets
Only once at school
Oh wow. I'm not sure
If I inboxed you would you care ? I'm into you but Idk if you'd talk back...
Have we talked before?
Matt likes me better than you
Yeah bro
I think I'm into you but I'm scared to say?
Sweet as ?
I think I'm into you but I'm scared to say?
Sweet as ?
Mhm fck me hard daddy
Nice
Are you hung like a horse? I've heard around school your big ;)
Don't want too many people to know aye ;)
Are you hung like a horse? I've heard around school your big ;)
Don't want too many people to know aye ;)
Blonde btch
How's the weather down there, tiny?
List 5 of your good friends
I have a lot of good friends, I think. I'm not gonna name anyone though , because I will forgot people. But special shoutout to the squad they have to be at the top.
How are you bb
Feelin $exy for you ;)
Why are you special ???
Cause I am me. Me I am
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Have fun, don't stess
Battery percentage on your phone?
40
You've gotta stop putting yourself down dude, your cool as heck
Thank you :') but nah I'm not putting myself down.
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
In my mind: about 69
In reality: none
What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Deez nuts
What would you call your autobiography?
A fail :')
Your song of the day?
Tuesday- ilovemakonnen
I bet you're a devil in bed
Aw true
You say brett alot do you like brett?
Brett is life nah jks
Mhm i want you bad daddy
Nah I'll lass
You want it doggy daddy?
Brett go to sleeo
Mhm fist me daddy
Brett fck off
That's a bit harsh
Nah I'm sorry
A girl who likes you
Who's name is??
Same
Do you see me often?
Why are you awake?
Cause I just got home. What about you?
It's true
I can't think of any year 10 girls that would like me
There is 2 different year 10 girls that like you
Nah I don't believe it
10
Have we ever talked before?
I really like you i just don't know how to say it :(
What year are you in ?
What one thing do you need to do next?
Drop the kids off at the pool
What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
Andrew walker speckie against essendon
Hot girls you've seen lately?
Too many to name
Its me, I'm the hottest he has seen
-Nathan
Only on a the hottest day ever where I see no one else
Hottest chick you've seen?
I won't answer that one .
You know to much already. I must abort mission
Okay
Would I be on anon if I was willing to tell you who I was ??
Idk I wanna know
Yeah
Oh that's nice, what's your name?
Not really, I'm not in your year
Oh true , do you go to my school?
Well I do :,)
Do I talk to you though?
I actually have a huge crush on you but you terrify me at the same time
Nobody has a crush on me, that sht is like illegal
I want to stick my d.i.c.k in your a.s.s
Soz but I have no A$$ :/
What do you want most out of life?
Dollar dollar
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