Joshua Langley
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Black girls?
everybody is beautiful.
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2499 days ago
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Somebody’s a druggie *cough* ?
*cough*
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2502 days ago
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Best female friend?
hayleyyyyy.
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2503 days ago
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What is the smartest thing you've ever done?
i got a popcorn kernel stuck in my ear once. had to go to the ER.
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Best friends?
michael. THAT HOE.
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2506 days ago
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I still love you dude :) Yeah, it's me again.
I love you too :).
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2506 days ago
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What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
how cool liam is. liam knowles. his name is liam knowles. he has so many followers. he is my role model.
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2508 days ago
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Helllllloooooooooooo
hey bubs
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Who do you like?
mohamed salah.
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What do you look for in a girl?
well she has to have absolutely no feelings for me and be completely out of my league.
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2510 days ago
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Who do you like
YOUR MUM HAHAHAHA ORIGINAL JOKE
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2510 days ago
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Okay so, I don’t know who tf you are but I know Emily so I started following you (only in a sorta creepy stalker way) and you have the best music taste!!
thank you !!
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2510 days ago
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Since your music taste has me so enthralled, I wanna know who your favourite artists are??
me: *listens to tons of music and different artists*
person: “who is your favourite artist??”
my mind: *deletes all memories of music*
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2510 days ago
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Your hella cute, and I'd say that my personality is way better so we don't need to focus on the looks??
you’re*
but i still don’t know you lmao, please message me.
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2520 days ago
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And if I had to hit you up? Would you be disappointed with my appearance? ?
appearance is almost nothing when compared to personality.
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like legit?
no, i’m not gay.
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you gay?
nah, i say no homo before i go down on guys.
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If you can tell who this is I'll pay you ??
NALA ?❤️
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2521 days ago
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And I don't do sports either?, we should really hang out ?
hit me upppp.
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2521 days ago
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I meant snort, so sorry about that ??♀️??
favourite.
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2521 days ago
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Oh and I snot when I laugh ??
BESTESTESTEST
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2521 days ago
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You use big words, you know that? ?
If you had seconds to live, what would be the last thing you would say to the world?
“the sims was better”
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2521 days ago
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Can u s*ck my dck
not unless your name is alex lawther lmao.
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2521 days ago
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You're kinda cute and funny
thank you xx.
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2522 days ago
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I'm a bit scared to DM you, so I'll think I'll stick to this ? what's the one thing you would change about yourself? If you don't mind answering x
my melancholic disposition probably.
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2522 days ago
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Hello there again ?
If you could have any superpower what would it be? I'm sorry you seem mysterious and I kinda want to get to know you ?
hiiii, id probably want the ability to teleport, it’d be neat. and you can dm me if you want to get to know me xx.
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2524 days ago
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Yeah, it's me again. You know who. I love you so much.
I love you too.
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2524 days ago
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Well hello there???
What's one word to describe you ?
lethargic.
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Profile pic??
it best depicts where i am in life right now.
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My Simbaaaaaaa? thought I'd have fun and stalk your qooh me a little ??
love youuuu?
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Stop taking me so seriously you fcking piece of sht!
noted.
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all the gays have a daddy kink, its too much for me ~kiqo
be their daddy.
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Hi, you're so beautiful - you have a very nice face. Thank you for blessing my eyes. ?. Send more photos
welcome.
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2524 days ago
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okay but whats your dnd class?
the guy who cries in the corner.
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How's school? ??
just peachy.
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As you grow older, What are you starting to hate more and more?
am i allowed to say myself?
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2525 days ago
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Which movie do you regret watching and why ?
passengers. a few reasons.
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2532 days ago
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Would u date an Indian
depends.
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2533 days ago
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Are u willing to date
probably not yet.
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2533 days ago
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I still do.
just please message me.
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2533 days ago
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fck you for making me feel things.
please dm me, im not sure who this is.
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Your $exuality? Sorry if too personal
ankles.
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2536 days ago
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like slowly
so like a snail... i mean i can make my own trail.
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would you date a black girl
depends.
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2536 days ago
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HEY JOEY IT’S PHOEBE I LOVE YOU sht TONS
I LOVE YOU MORE PHOEBE
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what’s a weird turn on for you?
girls who snort when they laugh. i think it’s so fcking cute.
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what is these animals?
mongooses.
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2538 days ago
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Hey, just randomly confessing my love for you. Just to piss you off.
I love you too.
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thank you for blessing my eyeballs
you are welcome.
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thank you for blessing my eyeballs
you are welcome.
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you have a very nice face
lies.
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Hey baby u wan sum fuk? So cheap
hmu lmao.
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you’re so beautiful
you're gorgeous
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How many years apart is the maximum when dating someone?
i dont know.
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Would u go 4 some1 who isn't ur race???????
i dont do sports. especially not racing.
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Do you ignore peoples DMs? Because I want to talk to you & be friends ? and also follow me back plz ?
¯_(ツ)_/¯.
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2541 days ago
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i like you, please notice my existance thanks
if you dm i will xx.
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Just knowing you brings sunshine into my life. I try to do the same to yours.
thank you. it means so much to me.?
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Jerome for president?
only jerome for president.
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2542 days ago
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You deserve happiness
NOT THAT btch.
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2543 days ago
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Who put the alphabet in alphabetic order?
me, jish.
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2544 days ago
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When butterflies are in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
i feel humans in my stomach because i’m a cannibal.
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If spam is in the balls, does that mean ball is literally life?
i don’t like basketball.
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2544 days ago
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If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
okay this is just golden.
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Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?
I DONT KNOW.
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If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
i don’t know anymore.
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Does Lightning McQueen get car or life insurance?
i’m getting so annoyed with these.
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Is suicide not self defense cuz you’re tryna kill the mf who’s tryna kill you?
aha so i’m actually just defending myself. good to know.
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Why is it called a building when it’s already built?
gerund
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Why is there a d in “fridge” but not in “refrigerator”?
cause stupid people tend to take more d’s
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Is water wet,
no. you can’t dry it so it’s not.
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If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
there’s stupid people, and REALLY stupid people (monkeys)
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If we can’t see air, can fish see water?
water isn’t transparent, air is.
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What if the light you see before you die is just the opening of the next v***** as you’re reborn?
oh god, i have to do this again?
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Is God real?
i’m right here. (joking don’t attack me)
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What language do deaf people think in?
their own language.
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Can blind people see in their dreams?
can they even imagine.
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Is sand called sand because it’s between the sea and land?
i came up with this when i was 6.
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If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
you a lil btch lmao.
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Is it called “metal” music because it’s harder than rock?
YES OMG.
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Aren’t lawnmowers just Earth Razors?
how high are you?
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Do crabs think fish can fly?
do i look like a crab.
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What happens if Pinocchio says “my nose will grow”?
he gets an e***tion.
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If there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called “stand-up”?
you’re just the worst.
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If a surgeon suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other surgeons work on the doctor or the patient?
he’d be dead.
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Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
BECAUSE GLUE TRUSTS ITSELF AND LOVES ITSELF AND ITS FRIENDS
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If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
yes. i hope.
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Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?
because if a person goes off at you, they’re shouting at you, if they come on to you... well that’s a little different.
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