Josephine Burns
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Why are you such a good rider?!?!
hahahahahahahahhahhaha you kidding? i suuuck -_-
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your horses aren't underweight... people just say that cause they jealous of how se*y they are!!!! Haha!!
Awhh thanks! ;)
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honest thoughts on my bestfriend ash disss
She's pretty and sweet, shattered we all drifted apart :(
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1. Both your horses are not underweight.
2. You did good to stay on Banjo when he was spazzing out coming out of the water. I'm sure it would have been an interesting ride and you did well at staying on.
Thankyooooh! ;D
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Josie’s horses are not underweight, it’s just the horses body shape, she did a great job when Banjo did have a spaz in the water,it was unexpected. How about you go to her face instead of hiding behind a computer screens cowards. chelsea.chester
Thanks Chelsea!! ;D
1. Both your horses are underweight
2. The video you posted stating you nearly fell off and that banjo was shying, buck and rearing after he came out...is that a complete joke!!!!!!
also why do you always have an answer to everything
1. Both my horses are not underweight, get a farking life.
2. Nooo? why do you find it funny?
Because its not hard to answer bullshi* questions like this ;D
have you ever watched frecklerulz's, batchy96's, xoxobarneyxoxo's, sheza96's or ilovemrbojangles's videos? if not, you should
Watched all of them except sheza96 ;)
batchy96 is also totally amazing!
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Who is an unknown youtuber you like to watch? (besides holly as you have already said you like her :P)
and favourite editor?
I love watching Sarah's videos, also kahluasm's videos are pretty awesome!
Faveorite editor... I dont really know! I look at one persons videos and go :O then watch another one of their videos and go :S
BUT! If I had to choose, Holly MyPerfectDisasterx is freaking AMAZING! I actually love all of her videos!
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who are your role models? who do you look up to?
gezzcanezz is actually so inspiring, the amazing job she does with Murphey! inspires me to push myself and strive to get better and better.
holly is also amazing, shes done a fantastic job with Nelly and I can (to a degree) relate to how she feels about some things, only not to the same degree ;) haha
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Hi, this isn't an attack the heaviest horse goes on the drivers side for saftey reasons. (I saw your pic on FB) :)
ohhk thanks! i didnt even realise xD
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that video where you think you nearly fell off... is that a joke? if you nearly fell off then you are a bloody shi* rider!
Clearly such a shi* rider and thats why I didnt fall off? ;) he was bucking and shying in the water, i nearly slid off because he was saturated...
Stop posting this silly site on my news feed! xD
I only posted it once!! :(
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who drove you and banjo/aladdin to ride at pc and stuff?
the parents, grudgingly ;)
In the 13 or 14 months I've had horses they've floated them for me 3 times...
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do your parents support your riding?
Depends on what you mean by support.
Financially, no, not a cent.
By taking me places (comps, PC, etc) no.
Lessons? Reluctantly.
They built the fence for me, and mum picks up my horse feed and roundbales, but otherwise I do everything myself.
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what rugs do you have on Banjo? Not an attack, just thinking he might be losing some condition because he's cold and is using his own body fat to keep himself warm.
He has a regular doona rug, not sure on the fill, its just a zilco quilted doona, and a 180gm winter combo.
On the days that its raining (not just drizzling but properly raining) he gets a Weatherbeeta waterproof hood
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Josiie why do you smell? xD chelsea.chester
because i never shower 8)
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what PC level are you?
I jump about grade 4 at home but I dont do PC so not sure ;)
When I start PC I'll be started at grade 5 though and working my way up
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i meant cocky as in if you like boasting and bragging about stuff but okay then...
ahaha i knooow i was being a smart as*
I am proud of what I have achieved even if they only seem like little things they are big accomplishments for me.
I gots Qoohme RegularAustralian
Yaaaaay!! :D
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can u collect your horse? :)
Nope!
But collection isnt something you can just 'do' it takes months, years, of hard work and correct work and muscle building.
I can get Aladdin rounding up and hes learning to work on the bit but we're no where near collected yet!
It's so quiet now :) JumpingGirl66
I know! Its kinda boring! :@
But I'm still getting the occasional question which is gooood
what are your long term riding goals? Olympics/WEG etc
Olypics bruddah! loljks ;) I dont aspire to be a top level rider, grade 1 PC would be nice but I think thats as far as I'll go! Dont have the guts or experience/skill for any higher than that!
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What happened with Banjo's lease?
It finished :)
It was only a short term lease
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Don't listen to anybody, Josie. I'd like to see everyone else try and keep weight on a TB during winter as good as you do! <3 monstorified
Thanks Abbiie! xxxxxx
I miss Dylan at times like these, give me a 'normal' horse and he'll stay fat and happy but Banjo is just IMPOSSIBLE!! :@
lyndy webb is fantastic she is really tough on you ;) but she is awesome i think she is 60 including travel:
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Thanks! Will look into the both of them x)
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Try Chris sievers, honestly one lesson would make a diference. she is based in kyenton.
[email protected]
54221217
Mind if I can find out who you are? Inbox me on FB if you like (:
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Banjo is in poor condition. He has a pencil neck, poor coat, dull eyes, he has visable ribs, promiant hips and deep poverty lines.
I know you try your heart out. It is true, a horse doesnt take that long to gain. Will you let someone help?
I am actually getting help from someone who said that hes a fairly average weight for a TB coming out of winter. Once more - happy to give you her contact information if you're really that concerned
His eyes are in no way dull, he is extremely lively (lively enough to escape the paddock and go racing around the property anyway -_-)
He has a mild ewe neck, as I said that is being fixed with extensive mas*age treatment and is a work in progress.
Majority of his 'weight issues' is due to a lack of topline as he hasnt been 'properly' in work for over 3 months now, and in the last 3 months been moved around alot which makes it hard to keep weight on him.
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Yeah i reacon he will make a good showy haha if your into that kind of thing. Can be Bit**y but alot of fun.
keep updating :)
Yeah! So much work too! haha but see how we go!
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how much time do you actully spend on the computer?
alot! haha
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whats your budget an travel distance for an instructor might be able to reccomend you one :)?
Up to $70 per lesson inc travel, I'm located near Lancefield but may be able to travel to a nearby PC if it suits them better
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Thats so good aladdins going well :D
Well done.
Thanks! Hes having some time off at the moment as its too wet to do anything, cant wait to see how he'll go once hes back in work with a bit more schooling!
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Can you see that banjos spin is sticking out the top?
;;
and his neck is as thin as a toothpick? You have no gras* in your paddocks and horses need to have gras* or food continuesly going through there stomachs
spin??
They do have gras* continuously going through their stomachs, they have a roundbale.
Banjos neck isnt as thin as a toothpick, he has a mild ewe neck and his neck also had some issues which my mas*use is fixing, as I have said I am happy to give you her name so you can contact her with any concerns you may have about his weight?
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how has the new grey horse been to ride?
Aladdin is fantastic, has the most amazing canter, a bit unballanced in the trot and lazy in the walk but he's learning! Very quick learner, gotta love the arabs!
Hes learning what trot poles are and that he doesnt have to leap them like they're 4ft high at the moment, slowly getting there, then we can start grid work so he learns where his feet are and that should help a bit.
Doing lots of circles too, he doesnt get sick of flat work as quickly as Banjo does which is a bonus, and alot more willing to please too!
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inside leg forward? i think u need to get an instructor
Currently trying to find one however my all of my experiences with instructors have been dodgy so its put me off getting lessons
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How did you learn to ride Josie? Not tryna start shi*, just genuinely wondering.
I had lessons at Sunbury Riding School for 3 years where I was taught to 'SIT DEEP AND KICK' to get them to canter, to grip with my knees and keep my lower leg off, to use a whip not my legs, never taught leg aids, never taught about canter lead, to ride with loose reins, etc etc etc. Totally all the wrong stuff but I didnt know any better.
After that I was riding western for a few years which probably didnt help, I was taught to lean back and keep both legs infront of the girth, which majorly farked up my position.
Since getting Banjo I've been pretty much self taught because I've tried two different instructors, neither of which I really learn anything off and were fairly dodgy (feel free to inbox me on FB for more details)
Currently investigating a different instructor but my past experience with lessons have really put me off getting lessons and I find it hard to trust my intructors.
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When people ask you genuin questions such as the last one, why on earth would you throw it back in there face so rudely!? Especially when you are being a complete hypocrit in doing so?
because theyre being smart as*es
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Are you really as stupid as you make out on facebook, or is it just because you are a ranga? Im soo over my newsfeed being flooded with shi* about your "ponies", there skinny and you cant ride for crap.
lol
delete me then? ;)
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how do u ask ur horses to canter?
outside leg behind the girth, inside leg slightly forward.
why do you ask? maybe get an instructor, thats what they're for - to TEACH you these things? ;)
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Tay is the best!! Just admit it ;)
nahh I dont lie :D
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You're beautiful the way you are xxx Screw the haters! JumpingGirl66
thanks sarah x) <3
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You and your horses friendship are better than those know it all dressage riders ... they need to let loose and just ride for fun some times... ps.
KEEP CALM AND RIDE ON !
Thankyou!! means alot xx
I'd much rather have fun and muck around with my horses than train day and night... to achieve what? a perfect dressage score? its not for me!
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Tay is awesomeee........
if thats what you want to think! ;)
not too awesome, if she doesnt even have the balls to use her real username and has to hide behind anom...
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you are ugly as shi* and you think you know it all about horses
uhmm okay then? coming from the person who has been telling ME how to look after MY horses? lololololololololol
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What the hell, Josie doesn't bully people! She is always the one being bullied. Most of you people posting crap to her could get in heaps of trouble from the police if you're found out and if Josie chose to take action. Just think before you write. JumpingGirl66
Which wouldnt be that hard to find out who they are... see theres this thing called an IP address? ;)
why were you home schooled
where u bullied like how u bully other people?
because we were going to go on a holiday around Australia unfortunately things changed so we didnt in the end, hence why I am now back at schooool!
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Banjo is a se*y ranga! JumpingGirl66
se*ier than julia gillard ;)
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is it true ur mum is a drug addict?
nopee. is yours? ;)
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Stop bullying Josiie guys, you're not cool for doing it. The stuff you are saying is horrible. Josiie is gorgeous and you are too blind to realise that, she looks after her horse great Tb's are hard to keep weight on sometimes. Not hiding behind anon guys... xxKrystalxx
Thanks Kystal! <3 xx
Aww cant your post my Q. Silly girl.
*you
and what are you on about?
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Gosh, someone was bored last night!
Who me? Or Tayla -_-
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Josie! Don't listen to these Dic*s, they're jealous! x
I wontt! Considering I know who they are haha
its actually so pathetic that they're too scared to use their real names :@
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Don't let these Pathetic losers tell you what to do with YOUR horses! They have nothing else to do!
thankyou! xx
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to a good doing club grade. I like, you, just love horses for who they are not what they can do in my desires of riding.Â
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Thankyou!! x)
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ride differently to them which because they know every thing makes you wrong to them, but I see through that and I see your friendship and love for horses and that you just like to have fun riding and that's some thing more special thanÂ
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seriously has anyone not heard of cyber bullying, you can get charged that goes down on your criminal record for ever. So just stop simple as that.
:)
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Do you know that all these people who stereotype Ribby horses to be underfed are actually WRONG and bored ? and if they had a horse they would be
couldnt agree more!!! -_-
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spending time with it, but instead they are just putting others down just because they have different dreams like making their horse into this faboulouse dressage beast and think others who don't ride dressage or RideÂ
:)
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differently are wrong when maybe Others just like to ride for fun and love a horse for friendship, compared to others who only like winning ribbons and proving something. Don't believe in these haters there only hating because youÂ
Awwh thanks
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Are you poor because you always by second hand shi* insted of new stuff
nope.
i just dont see the point on paying 3 times as much for something if you can get it cheaper in the same condition
Plus its not like I show them or anything so I dont NEED amazing quality fancy gear.
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how come they look like shi* if you feed them then?
how come you're still too scared to post under your actual name?
and they dont look like shi*? whens the last time you've even seen a photo of them?
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Josie, you are a f***ing idiot. You do realise, that over-feeding actually makes them lose weight, especially since your horse is a thoroughbred. They sh*t it all out and don't put the weight on. f*** you're dumb.
Roiiight. because 2kg of feed twice a day is simply too much for a horse.
Tayla, stop hiding behind an anom. account, thought you had more balls than that?
What is your main goal for life?
dont really have one. my short term goal is finish year 12 and do a course in Horse Management, not sure after that though...
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but your horses do look sick. they arnt shiney and they need to be wormed and fed more.
wormed more? duuuude they dont need worming every week!
fed more? twice a day not enough for yooou?
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No, you're pathetic. lol.
No, you're pathetic. lol.
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your UGLY as f*** u will never have a bf or get marry or get to have se*
shattered.
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People are so friendly
nooo... not really...
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Just want to say to everybody on here giving this amazing, gorgeous girl shi*. You dont have guts, determination, se*iness, beauty, balls, kindess....i could go on forever! Those are the things she has. Leave her alone dumbas*es!!!
thanks gorgeous <3
Why are you so se*y???? ;)
seeecret Alex ;)
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awwww poor wittle pewson got founded out and wont reply now
hahhhaha its sad :(
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LOL LOL JOSIE! WAS ON PURPOSE TO NOT BE A Pu**y WHO HIDES BEHIND THE WORD ANON ;) JumpingGirl66
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
i knew thaaat
LOL
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LOL LOL LOL TAY GOT FOUND OUT! JumpingGirl66
LOL LOL LOL SO DID YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDNT POST UNDER ANNOMONOUSSSS!
and I cant spell forshizzle