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Juan.A.Mendes

Potatoes or tomatoes?

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You're sooooo cuuuuuute.

Why thank you, I don't think so but thank you anyway.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2179 days ago

You're so hot you probably caused global warming.

Well then I must be such a dck, causing global warming. What about the polar bears

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2179 days ago

The flat earth theory is growing on me. Zohraa.Achmat

If a flat disk spins fast enough it looks like a sphere, science.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2182 days ago

superpower ?

Immortality and time travel.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2201 days ago

Why are you asking about yourself?? Zohraa.Achmat

Just wanna know if I'm ok.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2214 days ago

Juan?

Yes this is Juan.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2214 days ago

Eat A$$ or have your A$$ eaten?

If she clean guess i gotta if she wants it.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2215 days ago

my g , when you going to commit suicide ? i got ten rand riding on this bet , hurry it up .

Don't see it happening anytime soon bro. Maybe if i get heart broken or my p**** gets cut off, then I'll consider it.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2215 days ago

So I should've picked tomatoes?

Yes, you can eat tomatoes raw.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2215 days ago 1

Skinny dck

Potatoes?

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2216 days ago

Can I circumsise ya

Already circumcised
Tough luck

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2216 days ago

if you had to bang any one of your friends who would it be ?

Me, I'd bang myself because I'm my Friend.

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2216 days ago

WHOS YOUR WIFEY MAN DUNCAN

Dunno
I'm a lonely dude.
All alone and on my own

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2216 days ago

pink t***ies .

White t***ies
Black t***ies
Little balls of fur

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2216 days ago

The last lie you told ?

I don't lie. PSP
I'm an honest guy

Juan.A.Mendes replied 2216 days ago
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