Kirsten Whitehead
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How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
well i fell in love this year which was p ace but also trump was elected? so yeah there's that
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You are one of the realest and best people i have ever met
Aww!! You're too kind anon dude ILY
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What does your name mean ?
p sure it's just kristen misspelled
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Which trend are you not into ?
being productive
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How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
I am always the crazy ex
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What is your purpose in life?
dank political memes
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Simpson's shtposting is a bad meme. When will you come to realize this?
Well this is by far the nastiest message to ever reach my inbox
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What is something that people might not like about you?
idk most likely my personality
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What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
probably that i like men i mean jfc crazzyyy like what's up with that
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cool
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Which talent you wish you had ?
I wish I could fcking whistle
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What do you want more than anything else in the world ,right now ?
A mcflurry
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Re-answer the question**
Oh see that makes sense
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Why did you remember answer the question?????
That doesn't even make sense
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One word to describe each of your best friends
Casey - gay
Kristen - gay
Victoria - gay
Michael - gay
Kyle - gay
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When was the last time you got angry and why?
CLEVER REAL CLEVER
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When was the last time you got angry and why?
This question bc I assumed it wasn't an automatic one
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What are you plans for tonight
They're pretty much off the hook man where do I even start like first of all I'm going to listen to some music and then secondly I might just pick up a book and then to finalise the clearly eventful night I am having, I'll go to bed
Do you get A lot of messages
Of course (no)
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A lot seems to get on your nerves
What can I say I'm a little btch
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Why does it annoy you?
These interactions just get on my nerves sometimes
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What annoys you lately?
If I'm being honest I'm going to have to say qooh.me (yet here I am)
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DO YA?
well are you gonna say who?
I don't have to provide none of the answers I'm good
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Do you want to get to know anyone better?
DO I?
Yeah maybe
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What or who has recently grabbed your attention and why ?
People bc alcohol
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What happened to you and Casey?
So much man, things are just fcked. Basically she's left me to raise the baby on my own, where is she now? who knows, I think Mexico. Things have been hard since she left but you know I think I'm getting there, thank you for asking
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Which song describes your mood today ?
Get Money - Biggie/Junior MAFIA
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does this anon wanna s*ck up a bit more?
Someone sounds a lil grumpy
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Okay i will leave you to drink but pls keep being a babe xo
You're pretty keen on that word huh
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Opps you got me
What can I say I'm a clever one
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So you're drinking and you are still a babe
You seem to think I'm a babe in a lot of these situations
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Oh I understand but there needs to be courage
Alright I'll give you that plus I'm drinking as I'm writing this response so I'm in no position to judge
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I may need to go back to being drunk to hit up a girl who is such a babe like you.
Alcoholism is a serious matter buddy
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Now I'm sober and you are still a babe
hmu sometime
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What are you currently worried about ?
Idk I'm an anxious kid I'm worried about a lot of sht
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I'm drunk and you're still a babe
Thank you I don't know who you are but I'm incredibly flattered you're a babe
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You're so brown and girly
Is this a compliment? Is this an insult? Is this simply an observation? We may never know
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What was the happiest moment in your life?
Crying and ruining my make up as Val was ending last night was pretty ace
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What are you passionate about?
Ice cream
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What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My heart by Big Vic
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I AM ANONYMOUS *****
Uh yeah yeah that's fairo anonymous five asterisks in a row
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MY NAME, IS MORGAN FREEMAN..
Sup what's hip what's happening
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What is your purpose ?
F ck b tches get $$$$
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How many kids would you like to have ?
2 brah I would like 2
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More like too much ***** cause you slayin'
Okay you got me that's for sure how I actually want to die
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Too much ice cream
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
don't vote liberal
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ALSO WHEN YOU READ EVERYTHING IMAGINE I HAVE THE VOICE OF MORGAN FREEMAN
CAN I CALL YOU MORGAN FREEMAN
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GOOGLE IT TO UNDERSTAND
ENJOY SCHOOL
OKAY I UNDERSTAND NOW THANK YOU YES I'LL GO DO THAT
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THE ANSWER TO YOUR RIDDLE IS MERCURY ..
Okay wtf I'm going to have to google that to understand the riddle
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW THE ANSWER..
I WOULDN'T MIND, YES
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IF YOU SEARCH THE ANSWERS YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED.
OKAY FAIR ENOUGH
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RANDOM CHOICE.
RIDDLE ME THIS:
IM TEARY-EYED BUT NEVER CRY.
SILVER-TONGUED, BUT NEVER LIE.
DOUBLE-WINGED, BUT NEVER FLY.
AIR-COOLED, BUT NEVER DRY..
WHAT AM I?
Okay wow that one's a tough one I really have no idea
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THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN?
SURE WHY NOT SURPRISE ME THIS TIME U CAN PICK WHICH ONE IT IS OUT OF THE THREE
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THAT WASNT THE TELLER OF THE JOKE, I AM
..
NEVER MIND, ITS POINTLESS
I LIKED BOTH PUNCHLINES TBH
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a broken pencil in your A$$hole that's who xo
Well f*ck alrighty then that's a little unexpected
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YOU HAVE CHOSEN:
2. KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
..
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO IS THERE?
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WELCOME BACK TO THE BONUS ROUND, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?
HECK YEAH I AM GIMME A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE THAT'LL KNOCK ME RIGHT OUTTA THE PARK
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THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.. FOR NOW THIS IS GOODBYE, ENJOY
OK GOODBYE HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
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YOU ARE CORRECT, WELL DONE.
Aw cheers bud thank you
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YOU HAVE CHOSEN:
1.RIDDLE
WHAT IS THE CENTRE OF GRAVITY?
It's going to be the letter v isn't it ?
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN?
Sure can I pick a riddle this time also I'm liking THE CONSTANT USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS
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YOU HAVE CHOSEN:
3.CHEESY PICKUP LINE
..
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Well any line that incorporates mid day television shows mums watch is a winner to me
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WOULD YOU LIKE A:
1.RIDDLE
2.KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
3.CHEESY PICKUP LINE
4. NONE OF THE ABOVE
THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
Cheesy pick up line sounds good
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WHO COMPOSED THE SONG GYMNOPÉDIE NO.1
Erik Satie according to google bc you know I don't know that sort of sht
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It's related to the movie WarGames
Yeah I found that out when I googled the message, looks like a good movie
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FALKEN'S MAZE
BLACK JACK
GIN RUMMY
HEARTS
BRIDGE
CHECKERS
CHESS
POKER
FIGHTER COMBAT
GUERRILLA ENGAGEMENT
DESERT WARFARE
AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS
THEATERWIDE TACTICAL WARFARE
THEATERWIDE BIOTOXIC AND CHEMICAL WARFARE
GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
There's a constant routine to these messages I get which is that I copy and google the message, find its related to something I know nothing about, and then I really struggle to respond with anything decent. Never stop sending these
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh yeah nah man I'm a total heart breaker
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Tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni
ty
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How about a nice game of chess?
I don't really know what's going on but okay
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Small boy???
Now that's more accurate
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Big boy
Is that a new nick name for me or something bc I don't like it can I exchange it for another
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Feminism is a bullsht excuse for women to complain about something because they know their very existence in the world is souly to tend to the needs of a male and cook, clean and s*ck dck.
Damn it you did it you solved the mystery all feminists actually do know this its just that we've been trying to hide it from you guys for years
YOU'LL COWARDS DON'T EVEN SMOKE CRACK.
I just googled that and I've got to say that's a very interesting song. Very interesting
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What would you call your autobiography?
"Well, I tried"
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Your song of the day?
Why the fck you lying is my song of the year
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What is your current state of mind?
Groovy
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I was legitimately asking because you always seem really together with going to the gym
Oh yeah that's fair enough, I haven't been going to gym as much as I use to bc of year 12 and work and stuff but idk when I do go it's just a lot of cardio
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What's your fitness/exercise routine?
Drink excessively
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Being served by me at DCO in Kooweerup obviously
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Last great thing you did ?
I once ate nearly an entire tub of ice cream in one sitting does that count
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you're hilarious tbh
Hey thanks man that's super sweet ❤️
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Their hypermasculinity and casual $exism
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would you pay $50,000 to kill the cast of TBBT and all minions like that dentist did with that lion? i totally would i can't stand those bazinga banana fcks
I don't have that sort of money but if I did I would do anything to stop those bazinga banana fcks
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follow up question: Kill the entire cast of TBBT or all the minions?
You know m8 that is a tough one gotta say definitely a tough one I mean the minions aren't on my TV screen every single night but then again the Big Bang theory doesn't have its own fcking movie
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if you could kill Sheldon or a Minion who would you kill pls respond
Well there's like a sht Ton of minions right? So killing only one wouldn't really do much, guess I'm going to have to go with Sheldon
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Would you rather: bazinga or banana?
I would rather death