Qoohme

Has anyone asked you out in the last year?

yes

Have you ever been in that situation?

Nah, I havent dated in a year and the last person I did date they werent too fond of but they didnt say it.

Would you date a guy your family didn't like?

Probably not, my family means the world to me and if they didn't like the guy then I'd listen. I mean I wouldn't be happy but I would listen nonetheless.

Top five qualities you look for in a boyfriend?

5.) tall 4.) dark hair 3.) handsome 2.) muscles 1.) intellect

I won't be your friend, but I'll be there for the benefits.

Uh...

What's your tumblr?

Surfintheradicalwave

What has wasted your time the most this year ?

on my tumblr

Do you have any friends with benefits?

should I?

Are you dating anyone at the moment?

Cute joke, nah I'm not dating anybody right now.

Basically what she is saying is she doesn't want to talk to you people about her breasts.

Correct

fear of the dark is over rated, aces high much better

I love both

Favourite Album?

Mer De Noms or L' Enfant Sauvage

top 5 favourite bands?

as of today? 5.) Rammstein 4.) Oh Mercy! 3.) Hozier 2.) Tool 1.) Chet Faker

What does I plead the fifth mean?

Watch Suits, you'll eventually get it since thats all they do in court. Essentially it means you cannot say anything that is self incriminating, but it is an American amendment (hence the joke) that cannot be used in a court of Law.

What about fear of the dark? Best song.

im more of a Hallowed Be Thy Name kinda girl

cool riff, but Harris could write riffs better than that in his sleep!! Iron Maiden > Anything ever of all time

awh how cute, we could never be friends (unless we already are? in that case we need to reconsider) as much as I do love Bruce my heart belongs to Plant.

you can't beat the scream on number of the beast. you are a crazy lady

That "scream" doesnt come close to Immigrant Song

And Bruce!!!!!

Whole Lotta Love

But ozzy

Kashmir is an eargasm waiting to happen

But Maiden is the Best right

im sorry but i'd name my kid Zeppelin so Robert Plant has my heart currently

Pleading the fifth is an American thing lol

I am fully aware of this. I know what the fifth amendment is and how it works and who it works for.

I plead the fifth?

do you?

Cup size?

I plead the fifth

Best British Heavy Metal Band?

I do like Judas Priest, Zeppelin, Maiden, Sabbath,etc

Bra size?

I plead the fifth

Do you have any tips for any guys interested in you?

dont tell me that you've watched me around town, it comes across as creepy. Dont send me 25 messages and dont get angry if I dont reply for a bit, im absent minded.

How big are your boo*s?

average

Lamborghini or Ferrari?

more of a Impala or a Camero kinda girl

You are really hot.

stop, you're making a girl blush.

Worst thing you've ever done to someone you love?

broke their heart

Name anyone you dated in the past ?

Ryan gosling

What is your biggest success up until now?

Leaving the house

I'd seriously **** you.

Okay?

Guys s*ck, bang me.

Thank you for the offer :))))

So tell?

Bite me

What have you been doing since you finished school?

Reading, I read basically 24/7

Do you even like guys? You don't act as though you do.

I feel like I don't need to validate anything to you, I know who I like and what I like and your ****ty views on if I like guys is not a concern to you.

So you think you are too good for them?

Why does everybody make me out to be a *****, I'm actually sick of it, I never said I was "too good for them" I never even implied or inferred it. I just said that either they weren't my type which means I have no attraction to them or that I was friends with them and I don't want to risk something like that. So go **** yourself.

Why do you always reject guys?

Because I'm awkward and either they're not my type or I have no interest in them because of certain things.

Do you smoke and do drugs?

I have never done drugs and I dont plan on starting as for smoking I have smoked

Kailey hates you

Dude, I'm really not going to say anything on the topic if she does hate me it's totally unjust and clearly shows how little I meant as a friend. But unless she herself tells me this, I'm choosing to ignore your comment.

Just been reading your qooh.me gurl, cos what else am I meant to do on a Wednesday night and it reminded me of why I love you, witty badass responses and a butt tonne of passion. Feck da h8rs, feck da po-po and most importantly feck sh!t up <3... much love x

Bae

My apologies to any officers of the law. I do respect the po-po, I don't know what came over me....

#keely4lyf #plsdontarresther

#****thepo-po maybe after a lovely date first

Biggest regret?

Going to sit and socialize with my family, they're insane

Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?

Captain jack sparrow

Have you and Kailey had a falling out/ fight/ drifted apart or are you two good?

I really don't know what's up with her they haven't told me. Who knows.

Really though, hottest guy on your friends list?

Oh boy, I really don't know. Well actually I do know.

Have you been asked out recently?

I've never been asked out dude

How much do you weigh?

Never ask a woman how much she weighs

Hottest guy on your friends list?

Me

Anyone in particular?

Many

Have you ever made out with a girl?

No. Should I have?

Are you attracted to anyone?

I find heaps of people attractive

Would you have to be in q relationship with someone to have *ex with them?

Part of me says yes, the other part no.

What was your last dream about ?

How I am currently storing my make up and if it's efficient

How is she supposed to say if she'd date you if you don't say who you are?

Your a **** friend

You know what, I have my faults, yeah every ****ing person does. I don't talk about feelings yeah right whatever I deal with that so I don't feel like a burden. I cop a lot of **** and I deal with it, but if there is one thing I am not its a **** friend, I will always be there for a person and I will listen for hours on end when they feel like ranting, I'm an incredibly loyal person to the end. So **** you for even suggesting I'm a **** friend, person maybe. Friend. Not even close.

Do you mean last year?

Yeah whatever

Only if you want to have a boyfriend... -.-

I don't even know who this is

When was the last time you dated?

I guess earlier this year?

What was wrong with the guys you previously dated?

Their personalities

Well, we should give it a shot then! :) :)

If you really want

Why do guys think you will automatically say no to dating them?

Because it's me Mario

Lies you've kissed two boys this year, I can name at least six.

Get ****ed mum

Plans for the new year ?

Ah dude it's passed New Years

I just know you will never like a guy like me... Ahaha. You're extremely pretty and everything about you is perfect. But I just know that I will never have a chance. :( I'm going to stop commenting on these now...

I wouldn't think that, mainly because I am so sick of the guys I usually date like **** that.

Even though I like you, I still know I won't have a chance at all with you... :(

Why is that?

Best kiss you've had this year?

I've only kissed like 2 people (not even kidding) so yeah not kissing and judging

Do you have new years plans yet?

I'm going to lakes

Thoughts on Elise Heath?

Elise is one of the most loveliest people I've met, She is really talented as well as funny.

The best song in 2014 for you ?

Angel of small death and the codeine scene by hozier

team keely loves you still

Somebody has to right? Haha

Why aren't you and kailey friends anymore??

Excellent question, I'll have to get back to you on that however.

More clues about secret admirer person please. I'm intrigued.

ok

To answer your question, it's a male. :)

Okay

Would you say yes if someone asked you on a date?

Depends

Do you think that the person who said you are pretty is male or female?

Not a clue

Would you have *ex with kale di Clemente?

Would I have *ex with Kale? No, because im friends with him and that would be super awkward and im also friends with Molly.

Well you are really pretty! And I mean it! I don't really know you that well but you seem super nice and not awkward to me! :)

Thanks :)

Last date you went on?

hahaha, I really dont have the slightest clue.

What are your plans for new years?

Currently have none, I was thinking lakes because I've never done anything on New Years ever. But all my friends have plans :(

You got hot

I'll pass on that..

You're really not as impressive as you think.

I don't need your validation, but thanks for your input I'll be sure to not ever consider it. Here's some life advice if you think I need your opinion on my life, reconsider, because I will never need it.

I think you're really pretty!!! :)

Thanks, I really have no clue what to say to this besides thanks. I'm too awkward to exist sometimes haha.

What is attractive about you?

I don't know