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No.
What scares me is that at some point you'll end up in there.
And then I'll have no way of escaping you.
That's my worst nightmare.
You'd never have to see me. I hear the most extreme crazies are put in straight jackets and have their own well cushioned cells. Arrivederci!
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Arkham scares me.
I can't go there.
Besides the possibility of being put in the same cell as a homocidal maniac who wears clown make-up or a penguin like man, it is really a nice place.
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You're my psychiatrist.
If you can't help...
No-one can.
I hear Arkham is nice this time of year.
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I'm bored.
Very bored.
Khensani, help.
Please.
Even trouser-jokes don't amuse me.
But trouser themed jokes amuse EVERYONE. Seek the help of a psychiatrist.
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U do know that McDonald's in McD's not Micky D's
You do understand that what you have typed makes no sense.
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Why don't you like snow
Easy, it means everything's getting colder. I'm a summer girl.
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Roses are red, violets are BLOO, this Qooh is amazing just like you:)
Roses are red, Qooh.me is blue, I'm digging that poem. All thanks to you!
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Okay.
So.
In terms of peanut butter.
What the hell is wrong with you? NiecyRJ
Um, what's so right about it?
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You should eat your pants with a healthy helping of peanut butter.
NOOOO!!! You SHOUL D eat YOUR PANTS with PEANUT BUTTER!!! I really hate it when they put peas and nuts in butter.
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It's Good That YOU Like Pants..
Cos I DON'T.
Never Have, Never Will.
I don't like pants. I was just being polite to pro-trouservores.
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Hey!! Juss wanted 2 say I REALLY like ur blog its thee best;)
Oh my God, really? Thank you so much!
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Don't You Just Looooove A Healthy Helping Of Fried Pants?
Who doesn't? It's one of life's simple pleasures.
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I Just want My Pants Back
You are not getting them back! If you did, then what would happen to the show?
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Did you get with Thabiso?
LOL, moo. I mean, no.
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Why are you so short?
Genetics, as*hole.
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Why you hating on peanut butter?
Because peanut butter, not money, is the root of all evil. Hitler like peanut butter.j
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Who is your best friend?
Chanysa Modise, Sphelele Mabunda, Amber Welkom, Lesego Lesetedi, Hlolo Khalema, George Clooney and my little brothers.
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Are you a virgin?
Loud and Proud!!!
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Yellow Bone or red bone?
Um, yellow bone?
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hw many years are you seedat101
Fourteen reverting to seven and three quarters!
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what are your favourite hobbies seedat101
Breathing. Blinking. Stalking John Legend's girlfriend.
Khensani in a nutshell.
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Have You Ever Banged A Penguin?
If not, why not?
I hear it's a thrilling experience.
Almost as thrilling as leading an army of wanking adolescent boys.
-_-
Now you know who this is. Mxm.
Uh, d'oh. It's like that... but better!
I'd love to hear about your aquative mammal se* life! =]
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Hahahahaha hey I have nothing to ask so ama juss say uu are a reeely nice person :) very funny and Supah personality.......oh and jah enjoy ur day:)
Thanks! I would totally not whack you for saying that. :) And I WILL enjoy my day.
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hw many people hav u gone owt wth seedat101
Um. I'm not sure how to answer. I could sound like a prude or a busy girl either way.
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What're your New Year's Resolutions? NiecyRJ
To keep breathing!
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Are you a playa LOL seedat101
Maybe. No. Not really.
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Hi, I heard that you escaped from an asylum. Please, please, PLEASE tell me how you did it! I'm stuck in this dump (the name of which is highly confidential) and I'm not psycho at all! I just... Please just help me, I can't stay here!
Well, it all came to me in a dream when PouPo the Libra Elephant started going on about the azure fences he was knitting...
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La da da di dum
La da di daa, da daa di dum
Laa da da, la da di dum
Laa da da, la da di dum
Doe Ray Me Fah So La Doooe...
What's going on?
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Kindly share with us your reasons for not admitting yourself into a mental institution.
Dude, I been there. I cannot go back, man. It's a jungle!
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Which One's Better :
Getting raped by alien
babiies @ biirth
or
being fingered by a uniicorn? TeeeCeee
Uuum... tough choice. Getting raped by alien babies.
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This is not a question but a fact: I'm ur secret admirer;)... Come find me
Uh... what?
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Watsup K, can I have ur number for whatsapp, you can inbox me.
yeah, i'll go through my Facebook contact list looking for an 'Anonymous'
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Vuyi Modisane
yeah, we're friends
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Do you have whatsApp. If u do give me your number this is smirnoff.
Hey Smirnoff,
I'll inboXx you :)
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Are you friends with Vuyi.
Yeeah, man. We so tight. Like, white on rice. Dude, like, yeeah.
Um... which Vuyi?
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Did he seriously say he'll punch you. Lol
LoL, no. :)
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what do you call a nun on a scooter?
Hehehe,
Virgin Mobile!!!
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why you such a retard?
Um, yeah, the only retard here is the person who's asking this question.
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Do you eat chicken heads?
No! I can't eat faces. It's why Clown Icecream cones freak me out.
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cnt u leave who ever ur d8ing 4 me. he dsnt deserve u. honstly y u with him when u can get much beta
dear anonymous...
who are you?
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you're awesome.
you know that?
Aaw, thanks!!!
And yes, Yes I Do. :)
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why Yuu so mean to Lesego? ii Heard yuu beat her.
I Am not mean to Lesego. and, seriously, me Beat Her? You got it backwards
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what's with the obsession with Bob?
He's Too Awesome
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who? y r u wth him? cnt u leave him, u dserve beta. y u wth him?
Because he's got my parents :P
Cuz I want to be
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Bob Said Hii:) TeeeCeee
In My Head: Ehmagawd!!!! No way! No frikkin' way!!! =D Bob Said Hi... TO ME!!!
Reply: I say hi back.
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I lyk u, r u d8ting sum1?
Very much so
Sorry
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Dude, ii Been Hearin Rumours Bwt Yuu...
Please Tell Mee They Aint Truu : Heard Yuu Bath Naked !! TeeeCeee
Whaaa? What fake as* ***** told you that?
nI do it in true style with a SCUBA mask, a swimsuit and flippers.
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there's no way you're 13
Well unless someone went back all the way 1997 nine months prior to the 16th of April and made sure my parents used condoms and contraceptives I'm 13.
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Hey I like u! I wanna tap u
Uhm,
Thanks???
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Uhm...
InvisibleNinja,
Bob,
Whaat's Hiis Surname? TeeeCeee
Bob's too Cool to Have a Surname
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Which Bob Would Yuu Shag?
1. Lonely, Lifeless BOB Thaat Has His Own UnderGround Volt, Practices Spells, Follows Harry Potter Around and Thiinks He's Voldermot
or;
2. *exy, Raunchy BOB, Life Of The Party, Has Herpes and GI"Normous Man boo*s? :P TeeeCeee
Hard choice right there. They both sound really Boblicious.
nBut I would shag *exy,Raunchy, Life of The Party, HasHerpes and Gi\"Normous Man boo*s Bob. If he tried anything stupid I know I could run away really fast because the weight of his knockers would slow him down.
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do u like mfundo 4rm boyz high.
Yes =]
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Do you and Kaone Kopano Molefe have a thing, and have you kissed him, if so, dont you think his lips are GI-nomoursly big
Firstly, no. And GI-normoursly big? That's really mean.
Dude. Come on. Rude.
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Whats ur fav part of ur body
My apendix XD
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You know wat? I love you<3
Um... thanks?
I love you too Anonymous?
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Where do you get your gud sense of humour 4rm?
Um, when I was little no one wanted to watch me so they stuck me in a high chair and put me in front of the TV for hours on end.
Yeah. Awesome parenting.
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Iss Bob a *exy Name? :P*
The S E X I E S T!!!
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are u d8ting any1?
Not really.
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Have you ever barked at a tree?
Not the wrong ones.
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Wtz up wit u n de CBC guys,u and Lesego
Me? CBC guys? Lesego?
Nothing.
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Are you real friends with Lesego?
If not, why you beefin'?
No we are not.
n***** ate my sweets and slaps me. :)
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Do you still sleep with a teddy?
Yes.
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What school you in?
Pretoria Asylum for the Crazy...
I mean Pretoria High School or Girls >.<
They're watching.
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How old r u?
Seven and a half :P
Thirteen actually.
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why do yuu always answer a question,
with a question?
I'm not answering this with a question, now am I?
... I see your point.
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True or false u were makin owt with kam0 swagga milo at the 012 awardz while he was stil takin lethabo
Was I?
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Wud u date KhenzoNatalia? :P
100%
I would so tap that!
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McDonalds or KFC?
McDonalds All The Way!
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Tomato sauce or mustard?
BBQ!!!
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Have you ever been inlove?
No. Not at all. I don't even truly understand love.
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Do you consider yourself *self-centered*?
Always.
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who is your biggest enemy?
My older sister.
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How often do you smile?
:) :D :} =] =D xD :] =) ^.^
All the damn time.
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what are you really scared of? KhenzoNatalia
snakes, spiders, infected dog bites, matches, knives, puss and the return of leg warmers *shiver*
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You're really mean sometimes you know?
Aaw. Shame.
Tough watermelons.
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Best friend?
Funniest friend?
Most random friend?
Amber, Lesego, Chanysa, my little brother (not right now though... we're going through some stuff) and my television=best friend
Chanysa Modise=funniest friend
Lilo (aka my "mother")=most random
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Favourite word?
B U B B L E S
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would you ever date on of your friend's exes?
Not unless she's, like, completely over him and she is the one that initiated the break-up but that would mean I was going for her leftovers which is gross.
You know what, no. No, I would not.
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Weirdest thing bout you that no one really would think of...
Uuh... I...
this is hard.
Oh, got one. I hate, hate, hate glitter.
With a deep, undying passion.
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Favourite animal?
Leopard.
My mom once scared me into sleeping on the floor after she got me leopard covers for my bed and told me how viscious they are.
Love that woman.
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Favourite colour?
Why?
Favourite colours, actually.
Black, red and white. I'm not a big fan of red and white on their own but with black--they're beautiful :')
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Y do u hav such a large rear
Why are you so rude?
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what would you like to be when yuu grow up?
An invisible rainbow unicorn ninja.
I'll settle for invisible ninja if the rainbow unicorn industry really builds up in the next two seconds.
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who is ur celebrity crush?
hmmm...
It's a pretty long and intense list, man.
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Are you a confident person? If you are, how did you become confident?
Really easy. Stop wasting time on other people's opinions, don't try fixing what isn' broken and remember not to be to serious about life. You're not making it out alive. #DeeperThanAKiddiePool :)
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what do you use the most:
mXit? Facebook? Twitter?
Facebook, definetely.
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iF you were Stranded in the Middle of the Desert and had no food, water or cellphone service... would you drink your own pea or eat underground desert animals or live with the wolves?
I guess I would drink my own pee if I was desperate enough.
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you never did say who you're dating
Really?
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i hear you're a really picky person when it comes to friends and boys...
why? do you think yuu so special?
I don't think I'm so special.
I just prefer to be careful. You need a lot to jump on the Cool Express to EpicVille with me as your conductor =]
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Are your parents divorced?
Very much so for about 7 years I think.
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are yoo a shy person?
No way in hell, heaven or Saturn
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Hw do yuu feel About People Gossiping behind Your back?
one cool person said:
n\"that it just means they\'re in a good enough position to kiss your as*\"
nmwah *****es ;]
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Are you a neat freak?
Hell no!
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what is ur ocd-lyk damage? do u bath 15 tymz a day? or have issues with skew pictures and mirrors?
Uh, none of the above. I do hate it when people mix up the cuttlery in the drawers. Ok, spoons should be with spoons and steak forks should be with steak forks! I mean, it's that SIMPLE!!!
Breathe, Khenzo, breathe.
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Yes I am also grade 9 dude
... ok?
That's not really a question.
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Would you describe urself as *different*?
Uh, yeah!
While most people will describe me as "colourful" or "interesting" but different is nicer way.
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who is/are yo best friends?
Amber and Lesego most of the time! <3 Those Two Crazii Asses