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Why do you only date white guys
I once (briefly) went out with an Italian. Although technically that's European, most Italians are more tanned than New Zealands definition of dark skin tone.
And I'm far to young to have a big dating pool so.... maybe try asking me in 5 to 10 years? (:
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ewww did you have se* with brody bcosh
No hahaha first of all I live in Auckland,
Secondly I only found out who he was the other day when I heard that rumour, before which I'd never talked to him.
Third, check my status.
Fourth, I'm sorry isn't he year 10?
And last but certainly not least- if you believe a Chanel College rumour, I truly pity you.
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Here is a doozy. If you could be friends with yourself..say you were any one else but you. Would you be?
Doozy hehehe like doozie doos? those emu childrens toy thingies?
Oh wait..just googled that, doozie doos were not a thing. What am I thinking of?
Ermm heck yes! A friend who will walk to your house at 3am just because you feel a bit sad, even if it's an hours walk away. Always down to drink and have fun and do anything to cheer you up even if it's laughing at the expense of self. Clone me plz x0x0
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Finish the Sentence..... When I open the refrigerator I wish there was some ___________________
some sugar free or diet energy drink
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OBVIOUSLY the below post is someone who is very misinformed as Kimmy is one of the most lovely girls I have met. Sounds like that person is slightly butthurt about something. The pas*word is Obviously the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Thankyou (: I'm deleting that last one it was so foul.
Yes, yes it is,
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"is your name wifi? cuz im feeling a connection.
Maybe its dial up? That way it'll never happen :3"
Silly person, It's obviously pas*word protected.
What's the pas*word?
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Drop bears aren't real *sigh*. Idiots believe everything these days. What ever happened to needing a source? Verifying information?
Wow haha clearly didn't believe they were real.
I just added the drop bears thing so people would get why I have a koala as my cover pic. And maybe to try convince someone they're real :3
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You are awesome!
Hahahah stahhhp <3 (but seriously go on ;) )
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so I heard a rumour at chanel..
Oh hahah I think that's the one I heard yesterday! It's clearly bull shi*.
But if you believe a Chanel rumor you've clearly made some wrong life decisions and I hope you start making better ones soon x0x0
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wtf you named your kid afeer e?
First of all, I don't plan on having children eveeeeer.
Secondly, personal joke (:
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koalas?
Are the cutest marsupials! And they can give you disease just from holding them. Go google images 'drop bear' <3
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I hear you've been abusing Ecstacy.
Is this true?!
Hahahah nono that child has a whole world of problems on her own.
I heard you've been telling Mary J to join the A-stream clas*es.
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Dammmmmnnn gurrrrrrl
Im tempted to take you out and treat you like a mexican queen.
Because everybody loves a mexican gay man =D
<3 aww smudgey!
Love you!!
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is your name wifi? cuz im feeling a connection.
Maybe its dial up? That way it'll never happen :3
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are you a virgin?
Go read all dem qoohs and decide for yoself x0x0
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http://indecentxposure.com/grind/12ea3c0352fd6e1956e76f6b5321b753287b84a0/
I typed that into Google hahahahah you strange kitten. No I will not sit on a cake for you :p
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would you like skype me? and like, sit on a cake?
i could pay you?
What's the significance of me sitting on a cake?
pssshhh if you have a hilarious answer I'll do it for free.
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Wow.
Kimbers, srsly.
Youve got some weird as* things on here
People ask me weird shi*, what can I say.
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If you could talk to anyone, what would you say and to whom?
Tyson Ritter "have mah bbyz plz"
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I would LOVE to introduce you to an***.
You're a bit bi aren't you...
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If you could choose one of your male friends for a Valentine, who would it be?
Honestly I have no idea! Just to do something cheesy on the day, probably any of them (:
but to properly be a valentine uhh no-one!
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just came to you again
Ohh wow, ahhh..yeah.
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want to expand more on your exes its a bit confusing
Which one. Ask a specific question about whichever one and I'll answer it the best I can.
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which x do you regret dating most?
I'll give you the top 3, alphabetical.
Alex : because he got kicks out of putting me down.
Cam: I'd rather have been friends, then there wouldn't be weird patches when we don't talk.
Troy: its nothing he did, just because people gave me so much shi* for dating him then when he dated someone prettier than me after she didn't get haras*ed.
but those aren't really regrets (:
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Why don't you sleep?
I just can't most of the time. I'm too hyper at night or atleast my mind is hahah usually my bodies like drained. And I can't sleep until I've like reflected on everything. Besides, its a waste of time.
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You should adopt all the kittens in the world!
*puppies.
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if u could be a character in any movie who would it be and y?
Fat Amy, no explanation needed x0x0
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you are an alcoholic. get help. i am only saying this because its affecting your family and it affecting me. its ok to ask for help.
Oh hey this isn't cool.
It's not a problem if you're awesome at it ;)
Besides, mum hasn't seen me drunk since I was like 12 at Christmas, Dad hasn't since November and William first saw me drunk last holidays. Boom!
x0x0
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This site is gay as why don't you ditch it?
It's interesting to see what people say to you when they have anonymity.
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Oh right, question....
Do you think that we shall have an amazing laughing and perving?
Hahaha we always have thee best adventures, so this shall be legen-dairy ;) x0x0x0x0x0
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Don't worry =p Im friends with pretyt much 0 lesbians up in auck =p
One of my friends is doing MR Gay NZ, up there to support him :D and laugh, and perve of course :P
Ohhh sweeeet. Lets go perve (;
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I guess my post was dripping in too much f*****ry @_@
Also, would you like to go to Big Gay Out? I'm up in Aucks for it :DD
If you keep the lez away from me sure thang x0x0
Hahah no it was just such a sweet post that I knew,only Smudgey could have made it <3
I had a lesbian hit on me while clubbing in Wellington (the dudes I was with were drooling over the las* which made it funnier) but ahhh lets hang with the dudes kay?
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i did meet new people :D always do XD
Good boy (:
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I just want you to know, that i'd never want to destroy your v*****.
I'd be more happy than the scream in joy and run up to you in the street and give you huggles.
How adamant are you that spanish ISN'T mexican, you se*y thing you? ;)
Smudge?
Mexican is Spanish but spoken filthy.
<3 you (:
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never got to do midnight antics with you.... or find my jacket phone and glas*es but HEY still an awesome time
Parachutes all about meeting news people kitten, find a group next year and we'll conjoin both out groups and yeah (:
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KIMBERS I WUUUUUV JOOO
Mkay Joshy, hope you had a lovely time at parachute!! <3
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XOXOXOXO Love you Kimberkels.
<3 <3 <3
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Vous avez vraiment pris la peine de traduire ce?
It really took the bolt to translate this?
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furthest youv gone with a guy
Hahahah go have a scroll down my q's, it's quite illuminating.
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Do you enjoy noodle soup?
I do (:
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Thoughts on the triplets?
They're really lovely and some of the most trustworthy people I know! Also super modest, people should stop using this site to be rude to them.
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Hey so I just came on a photo of you.
Ohh that's nasty.
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You're most probably the sweetest person I know :) ignore the weirdos
Aww thanks!!
Hahah I'll try n.n
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ever done anything experimental with a girl
No hahah what's with all the se*ual Q's? I swear I'm getting a lot more than most people with these things.
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Lol because we've done it?
Suuuurrrrreeee we have.
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shes a good root guys just btw
And you'd know how.....................?
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at some point tomorrow morningish i will anon you an email you can send pics of your tan lines to (nudes too xoxo). no one will know if you have or haven't lol. night :) (also don't publish the email question)
Ahh everyone will know I haven't so um yup.
Have a good day you strange person.
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vocaroo.com
post a se*y message to help me mas*******
and people change. who knows, maybe you will want that responsibility some day.
No hahaha
And yeah, maybe but I doubt I will.
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Understandable. Expensive as shi* they are. Regardless, I would *** all over your chest/back/face/wherever. I would trace your tan lines with my ***.
I think I'm going to go sleep, after jerking off to some of your pictures on facebook of course.
Hahahah money wouldn't be the issue. I just wouldn't want that responsibility.
Oh wow, you sound like prince charming x0x0
good luck with that ahaha.
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fair enough for not wanting to destroy your hot bod and v***** I guess.
Hahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahah even if they could just grow me a baby in a pod, still no deal.
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Really?
You don't see the appeal of having a family etc?
Nope (:
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Forever, or just like now? (Well obviously now)
Fooorrrreeeevvveeerrrr.
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Oh yeah I know, was just a misc question lol, not really related to the get with thing. Yea I'm pretty dodgy about se* aye. Even though sure, pill and condoms are safe as, I still get freaked out waiting to know aye. Idk must be an upbringing thing.
That's like 99.9%
But ahh yeah same hahah I'm pretty dead set on the whole no children idea.
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seriously never done it? wow thats also kinda surprising.
when did you last get with someone
Surprising? hahah okay.
Seriously never.
Ahh the 24th or 25th?
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last person u got with?
Starts with a K
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ok real honest, do you actually like giving head? like, some say they love it, some say they hate it.
Never done it hahahah sorry muchacho
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would u date a mtown boy?
First of all, I don't live there?
Second ahh slim pickings,
Third, long distance doesn't work unless your one of the two kiwi/canadian couples on my newsfeed (:
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just fyi nudes wouldnt be awkawrd
Mmkay
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I think we need to fb chat lol.
I said this right from the start .
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nothing wrong with tracking you down and date raping you right? you wake up during, and I will know what to do. haha.
Is he by any chance an 'M' name?
Hahahah ohh nothing at all. Uhh the only m named person I met in January is a Shorty, no deal.
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yes, for future reference. but which do you prefer? Also for the cute guy, give us an approx. date when you met them.
It was in January :3 well it wont be future reference if you don't come off anon.
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Anyone caught your eye recently?
I met someone pretty cute recently, but ahh there's not much to say (:
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Also, ever done an***? If no, would you ever? Can I have se* with your legs?
Hahah I would not, I've told a number of guys they can go find a boyfriend if they want to do that.
Ohh yup, see you in ten x0x0
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seedy is my middle name. im well versed in being seedy. Also, 7 hours wasn't enough. What is your opinion on one night stands?
Congrats ?
Ahh a lot of people don't understand the whole 'one night' concept.
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How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
You could walk 1000 and still be a young boy. Its all about life experience and how it shapes you. Some people stay immature and choose not to grow, and others take what's thrown at them and keep going.
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WHOM IS THAT?
I don't knoooooow :( I kinda thought I knew but apparently not.
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im bored...fix it
Go watch American Horror Story x0x0
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nah not 12, but I've had literally like 7 hours of sleep in the past 3 days. i think im going to go to sleep. you cherish those tan lines. or shi*, let me cherish them.
7 hours is plenty :p
Nighty night, hahah wooow that was seedy.
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Ah i see. Still not seeing why that's so awkward lol. especialy anonymous ones that people can't tell are you. i should probably be sleeping since i got called in to work tomorrow, but yolo
Yolo and lol, are you 12? Hahah okay well go sleep.
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Hahaha nice try. humour me though: why would you think nudes are awkward?
I'm not trying, it took 12 minutes for my internet to no deal that chat page. I was saying nudes if you're a dude.
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email sent
Hahah well uh my internets going super slow so you'll have to settle for facebook chat or nothing (:
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hahaha.. you do realise i wont be confirming or denying who i am right? haha this is fun (for me anyway, dunno about you haha)
Pretty sure I know who this is. I got it right, you're an 'An' name.
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Sorry if this double-asks, but what's your email? I can invite to an anonymous private chat. I like the anonymous aspect, hahaha. And they would not, and not really a fetish per se, I kinda just find them hot. Do you have any fetishes?
Your name... it starts with an 'A' doesn't it?
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quite like anonymous chat, makes it a bit more fun doesn't it? and how would they be awks? lol. tan lines are the hottest thing ever.
For you, sure!
Hahah they just would. Tan line fetish?
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Dayum, tan lines are HOT no matter how 'good' or 'bad'. Add that to how attractive you are anyway. It's all subjective anyway. I am a dude, and wouldn't mind. Don't really need anymore than 6 inches so I'm set. Nudes would not be awks lol.
Hahaha okay. So we're pretty much chatting now, this isn't questions anymore. Go on chat?
Ohhh yes they would!
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what about general anonymous nude pics? And I do ;). haha. when did you lose your virginity (like age etc, and also cir***stances).
Hahahahahah I have the worst tan lines and wouldn\'t want to gross out the general public, so no deal on the whole shbang. Well if you\'re a dude, what if girls think you\'re things tiny. I\'d think nudes would be awks for you ;)
nAge: below the legal age, cir***stance:moving to Masterton so ahh I guess it was a farewell thing with the dude I was dating at the time. If you know me well-ish you should be able to get the age just from that last sentence.
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ever taken nude pics?
Nope, I don't know anyone who's done that and had the pictures stay just between them and the person they were intended for.
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i like that. what was your best moment of 2012?
Thanks (:
Oh wow that's hard to pick, probably moving out of Mums house ooor running into Jenna at 5am after our 10months of radio silence.
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mmk so you're not inherently against dating then. opinion on drugs?
Exactly, just kinda waiting till someone I like comes along.
Ahh if they make you feel good and you're not hurting people with your habit other than yourself, go the f*** ahead. Who am I to judge? (:
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how are u?
Kinda..great thanks (:
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so you'd say you have high standards then?
Nope, I just wanted a break from dating I guess and haven't really looked around since. If I found someone who makes me laugh and has the ahh physical attraction I'd go for it. And the whole one time thing always seems to get complicated somehow -.-
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how easy would you say you are? also ur gona see a lot of perverted questions so: how often do you mas******* (bs cuuuuunt if you say you don't)
Generally not easy at all, but being drunk-bored-and single by choice can lead to stupid decisions.
Uhh hate to break it to you but not at all, like ever. Sorry x0x
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how many dudes you had se* with
Enough haha, you won't get a better answer than that from me (:
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lol thats kind of harsh
Not really, I'm sure he'd be rude if he got a question about me.
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Thoughts on Troy Mckisock?
When he's not acting like he's better than everyone and putting others down, he's an all right dude.
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how big is brodie's Dic*
also i saw up your skirt once lol. also you have incredible legs.
No idea chico.
Hahahah oh gosh sorry about that, um cheers?
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watcha doing?
Drinking le wine at le new house in my le cave of a bedroom watching le American Horror Story s2, while le adults get otp outside.
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I heard you have another tumblr that is like bad?
Hahah well personally I wouldn't call it bad, more umm private (:
I like having one that people I know follow and one that gains followers from randoms only just to see the difference I guess?
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Well then who do you like?
Um I don't quite know at the moment (:
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you're cute
Psshhh stahp! Hahah thank you though (:
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fuk ur a puss ****
Fanks bby x0x0
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Who are you dating and why?
Me, dating.. yeahhh no thanks.