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Besides, if I do message you, you'll probably just laugh that I do like you. I mean, it's kinda been explicitly said in a way by you that you don't feel the same way due to all the other girls you talk about liking you.
I only really talk about the creepy ones, I don't blab about anything legitimate. Please message me :)
Do you promise me you won't laugh if I do?
Of course I won't laugh, this'll stay completely between us :)
Yeah but if I message you, you'll know who I am, and I'm not 100% sure that will end well.
I swear it will not end badly!
Guys like you don't go for girls like me. I think will just have to keep watching from afar :/
I don't even have a type, message me sometime! :)
Do you feel it now mr krabs
fck up spongebob
Do you like eating cookie dough
As a matter of fact I scoffed some down today
I despise how you are so very different in person as to how you present your persona online. Please choose one and stick to it, so I can tell whether it's you I dislike, or who you pretend to be.
My online persona is pretty much a very washed out and absent form of who I am in person, I don't really take much of an interest in it, I'm almost certain it's me you dislike ??
It s*cks that you're only 16... Could we pretend that you were older?
Sure thing, I already do it all the time
I love you
Aww, Thankyou I suppose
Hahah awesome yeah. What's your favourite shower song
There are far too many to list!
Sad cause tried to razz you but you were to busy :/
I am terribly sorry, I'm always so awfully busy
Who was your last kiss?
Wouldn't you like to know ;)
Should we be talking to you since you are technically jailbait?
Of course!
Thoughts on Brianna Stitt?
Wonderful girl, great friend!
Kobie your so
fcking awesome ?
how many people have you slept withg??
Like none ahahaha
you are actually so so sweet awh :)
Aww, why thankyou!
Sometimes when I see you, I just wish that you would consider dating me. Talking to you makes me feel so happy but I don't think you feel the same which s*cks :(
Hit me up some time, the feeling may be mutual! Better to be rejected politely than to not know at all :)
I can make your millennium & make it millenniyum (:
You smooth bastard, you're quite welcome to :)
Stop being so adorable please✋
My apologies haha
Why can't you be legal already?
A year and a half to go hahahahaha
Oh my goodness I think I just orgasmed
You're welcome, I guess? Hahaha
Your extensive range of vocabulary makes me $exually aroused
Fantastic, make your way over to mine and I'll recite some poetry for you ;)
Astronomy* was probably what I was meant to write buuuuttt that leads to another question. Aye what do you think about horoscopes then?
Eh I don't think they hold any true significance aha
Thoughts on the Year 12's of your English class?
Pretty fkn cool people
A millennium is a v long time
1000 years to be precise
Bruh holiday homework is boring me too and I feel your pain sah, I'll throw a question or two your way I guess? So... If you had to pick one, what would be your favourite section of science? I mean like pyschology, chemistry, astrology etc.
Thankyou for the question! There is no way I can narrow that down to a specific category, all aspects of science are super fkn cool
Do you ever keep up conversations even if you are bored or don't like them?
Usually the only time I'll end a conversation is if I fall asleep and don't reply and then don't want to admit that, so please, if I haven't replied to you please inform me that I've been doing a shtty job of chatting to you and I'll definitely reply, any conversation is a good conversation :) :)
You're actually such a lovely guy and talking to you often makes my day xxxx
Thankyou, haha, you should endeavor to talk to me more xxxx
Aren't you a little young to be 6 ft something?
Have been for a few years now haha
top or mid?
I s*ck at league bro
Do you like girls bigger than a size 12? Or do you consider that ugly?
Well I'm bigger than a size twelve so I don't see why anyone else should have to be
How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
By being an entire foot taller than then
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Pretty much anything has the ability to leave me thinking 10 minutes have passed when it's actually been 3 hours
Don't let the devil do this little piggy on my toes
Alright I'll make sure he knows not to
You're actually morbidly obese
I legitimately should be
You're so cute
Thankyou :)
How can you not fit in a bath tub. That's just sad.
I'm like 6"4" or 6"5", it just doesn't work
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
I don't actually fit in a standard bathtub anymore
You totally did and you know it
Yeah I did
Nah missed your chance on that one ;)
I totally did not miss my chance there ;)
Ok don't then ;)
I said I'd do what I want ;)
Razz chlo
I do what I want #SBK3825
How did you know it was me
I'm actually Sherlock Holmes (bcos you told me silly)
Don't bro me
Apologies brethren
Nice profile pic ;)
Cheers ;)
Who's your formal partner
Chloe
Aw looks like someone doesn't like me ha ha ha
Nah bro ily5eva
Why gentlemen? What's wrong with men being strong. Don't discriminate, m8.
"Gentleman" implies a man who follows a code or chivalrous moral ethics, doesn't mention a man who isn't strong m8
Tbh Elvray?
Great girl, real funny too ☺️
Who's the chloe girl...? Have I missed out :(
Close friend, you might've
Thoughts on Henny? :)) Hendricaaa
Actually kinda super jealous of your musical talents
Have you ever considered older ladies?
GILFs are where it's at
how many girls do you talk to (like flirt with) and are you a player
Same as below
How many girls do you flirt with?? Are you a player?
Like one, maybe, and no, I wouldn't consider myself that
Hey man are you a lefty?
Nah I'm not unique enough
Oh okay get in with me I annoy you at 6:30 in the morning what a good deal
This is indeed a terrific deal
I'm actually kinda scared That you say your nipples can do stuff
Do they tell jokes?
Do they mow the lawn?
Pay taxes?
They can look good and they can be used in place of a knife when it's super cold
What do you mean not sure
I dunno
i apolgise for all the annoying questions but i dont care >:)
I don't mind, you've given me something interesting to do while I sit on the toilet ✌️
i was gonna say get in with me but that sounds really gross
Nah it's cool, you can say that
you shouldnt give your qooh me to strangers they could find out your darkest secrets and turn them into a stuffed doll
I don't believe I have any dark secrets
hey now youre a rockstar get your gay mum goat lay
I'll be sure yo
take me out to the ball game take me out to the gameeeeee
Looks like it's a date then
i hope youre not as useless as your nipples
My nipples have many practical uses
whats ye favourite tv show matey
Why would you ever make me decide this, there are too many
just got a message from a **** boy send help
Give me his name and I'll headbutt the *****
its 6;35 in the morning what am i doing
I honestly have no idea
youre so cute pls love me
Thankyou, I probably already do
Give me your Lego
Okay but I get to keep the minifigures :)
Getting in with anyone ?
Not sure
I wanna die lol
Pls don't lol
What's your favourite colour?
"Blood of my enemies" red... Nah, probably blue
How ye doing
I am bored but okay, how're you?
Can I call you lieutenant
Permission granted
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Shoo be bow bup bup my name is Angela
Howdy
FINISH THAT LINE
MA NA MA NAP
DO DO.....
Do DEEZ NUTS
Nuggets are fab do you agree
Nuggets are indeed very fab
On Facebook you asked us to make your night and here you asked us to make you millennium what do you want from us we can't do every thing GOSH
I expect great things of great people ✌️
Do you think you're good at keeping up conversations?
I try to be, inbox me on Facebook and we'll see how it goes
Favourite band?
As if it's ever that simple hahaha. Royal Blood is pretty cool, almost anything Frank Turner is associated with is pretty great, and also A7X and Trivium (+ so many more)
What would you do if you had boo*s for a day
PLAY WITH THEM
Do you have tumblr
I think I did at one stage
Thoughts on Tamara Key
Haven't spoken in a while, but she's quite nice
Razz my mate chlo she's hot to trot
She's pretty great
You should love me I'm fab
Hey, I'm fab too, this could work out pretty well
Do you love Danica?
She's nice and all and quite pretty too, but not really, no
You're nipples are useless :/
I am terribly aware of this fact
B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B like Balsac the Jaws of Death
Do you care if a girl has long hair or no hair?
I'm not bothered, it's not my hair :)
Do you like friends (as in the show :) )
I am a big fan of both :)
y do u smell
I haven't showered since 2003 (I just wear lots of deodorant and cologne)
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