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Game of thrones vs Vikings ?
Game if thrones
Tell me your ways kyle. I want to slay poon like
you
i can not tell you
What's doin
Nothing much, how bout you?
Kyle you are so amazing and I'm so glad to have you in my life! Thank you for being the best friend anyone could have and should be proud to have!
thanks, but it would be nice to know who this is? otherwise i would assume no one would say this kind of thing
Oh wait no it was grant lol
s*ck me
What do you do when you angry?
s*ck me
You look really hot in your new cover photo xx
Thanks :) xx
Who do you want to bang?
Dont care
I actually really like you Kyle, and have for a very long time xxx
Then how come this is the first time im hearing it
You're **** at Xbox, life and women...
Jeez thanks
I'm gonna tongue punch ya fart box
Miah no
I explored your mums bush last night. "The bush around the pssay" Terry.Jeavons
haha
U wan sum fuk boiiiiii
yes plz
Which friend would you take a bullet for?
Can I have the gun?
Can money buy love?
It can try
Hottest year 12's
in what way?
How many girls have you kissed?
you jelly?
You're gay right?
for you bby <3
What did you last dream about?
i actually dont have dreams anymore, its weird
you're stinky kyle
am not
Yeah,you farted in history and it was gross DX
No miah
You fart in class ew
no, never in class
Have you ever farted in public?
why yes
Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
that question
What are you really good at?
creeping people out
Last time you cried?
Today
Favourite car?
Broom broom car aye
What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
A selfish personality
*exiest guy in your homegroup
Myself
Hot year 12s
I don't know, too embarassing
The worst thing that happend to you this week?
Moving house
be my sweet sensual lover
No Ella
DO U LIKE TOE TOUCHING MY SWEET SENSUAL LOVER
No
Hottest chicks at Corey's party?
Shut up, I was barely even at the party
The best movie so far in 2014?
Meh
Root or boot:
Reshma
Paige Brent
Jen Mcfee
Miah Bolding
Tyler Waters
Most of them are my friends so probably no
Miah is pretty hot ;)
Gee I wonder who might be asking this
Kyle, do you believe in miracles?
Serious ones, of course.
Yeah but I havent experienced some recently
why is Jess such a *exy beast?
Because shes not a *exy person haha
Who do you miss right now?
People
Paige is the *exiest
how?
Why is grant a ****
coz yolo
do you like grants b**ty
yeh sure
do you like it in da b**ty
whats that?
name your pokemon after me or else
no ella
kyle?
yes? who might this be?
Thoughts on Grant, from Grant ;)
grant
What bores you about people ?
Their existence
don't deny your toebeast herritage
Reveal thyself thus becoming the toebeast
So do you still monk off to pictures of Miah while doing handstands in the library
Only if I had those pictures
poop poop pooop kyle do you like poop?
Not always
which nicname is the worst? amanda or kyleson or fanny or toebeast?
Never heard of toe beast before
do u like b*m b*m?
Yes yes
A wild kyleson appeared
You used hydropump, it was highly effective
kyleson used leaf attack, it was super duper effective
Who makes you happy?
No one at the moment
i know where you live still, Kyleson Murdochson
no you dont jess murray
keen on anyone?
That's debatable
Please never say what you just said :(
Say what?
attractive year 12s?
Meg
Miah
Paige
Jess
Taylor
Leah
I forgot who else is in year 12 that I can remember
I know where you live forever, Kyleson
Ill live in the ground
i know where you live
Not for long
3 things that attracts you to a person?
t***, a*s and hair
I've seen you crack on to this chick in like 2 seconds flat!!!
Who?
You smell, bad! Not kidding
Why do you smell me?
Are you really Jewish ?
No
Were you fisted by a group of elderly African men?
Africans are mint!
Its pretty fking strong aye!
f***ing oath chook
are you the bloke i saw down at the pub f***ing all dem bitties
Yeah mate every day
you flirt with so many chicks
Name 3
apparently your sister is a slu*
She was, then I put her in hospital
Would you take a bullet for a friend even if it kills you?
No **** that
you got boo*s kyle
Really?
t***
Shut up miah, go play with your own t***
s*ck my flaps
Only if you s*ck mine
you are the biggest f** munch
Why say that you ****
favourite bombers player?
Jobe Watson
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Cause it's better than calling it a built
hottest chick at mcbride
It's Wonthaggi
pinny p****
I didn't know that you're into that
Have you ever been friendzoned?
Yeh I guess
you're a sad little virgin.
Who is this little shi*
Why'd you leave me
Bby, I miss you :(
i dont remrmber leaving anyone whoever you are
Your sister hot
She's like 12
I like you, but I don't want to tell you :(
Why? You're telling me it now
dont lie fanny you dont have a Dic*
Neither do you
would you do a threeway with rhiannon scaley scales and luke deering?
I rather cut my Dic* off Luke you bastard
Bro, do you even lift?
I lifted your mum last night
What about me?
Tell me who you are then maybe
Do you have a girlfriend?
No I don't. Any suggestions?
Hottest p****?
The one on your head, Dic*head
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