Kyle Landman
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“There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.”
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
1: i can never finish lists. 2:
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What did you last dream about?
pizza
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A super power you wish you had?
telepathy or maybe telekinesis.
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Will you Grab a cold beer at the party an just.... **** HER RIGHT IN THE *****!?!?!?!
maybe thats what ill do, ill **** her, **** her right in the *****.
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excited for this weekend? planning to hook up with anyone?
Course im excited, and if you plan that **** its more than likely not going to happen, get drunk have fun and see where that gets me haha.
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Are you an Atheist or a Muslim now?
durka durka mohammed jihad
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What are you really good at?
Procrastinating, e.g. im suposed to be doing my maths assignment but im on qooh.me instead :)
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
Jesus, for opening the gates of heaven and freeing us from sin.
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who are you?
im sitting next to you mate.
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can you seriously not even?
no i cant seriously not even, and its ruining my life D:
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favourite year twelves?
Jonesey, Jordan, Carrington annnnnnnnnnnd Alex :)
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What pisses you off the most?
religion, and most religious people, depending on their level of ridiculousness/which religion they follow.
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Money or Love ?
lol. money. obviously.
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How long would you like to live for?
The length of life is irrelevant, its what you do with the time you have that counts.
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What is success to you?
Success to me, is farting in class and convincing everyone that it was the person next to you.
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
Religion.
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
accidentally put a friend in a bad situation.. worst feeling ever.
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Who would you take a bullet for?
my valentine.
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Thoughts on Aimee?
i think Aimee is a very nice girl and she and old mate D.J should neck up and get together already :)
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RIP for all eternity Kyles hat.
haha yeah
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Find your hat?
Nope, some **** probs chucked it in the fire.
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Don't be so harsh on yourself
im twelve now mum ill do what i want.
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Must be pretty small then?
yep 2inch hard. #waterballooncondoms
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Let the world know? You *exy thing
Sorry, i dont like to brag ;)
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Do you have a big ****?
inbox me and ill let you know.
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I miss you and d&m's ):
miss you too! :) d n m's soon i promise.
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Do you professionally construct and distribute water pipes for cash?
not yet, unless you're after a disposable?
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**** im keen for your party bro! get moist!
ayye should be good
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420 blaze it ma niggah.
hahaha k.
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hook up with anyone at keegans party? ;)
none of your business buddy.
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I just got home from Holbrook, and I got strong wind, strong rain, and a pocket of hail, which ****ing hurt. Not enjoyable at all. - Alex.
ha ha grow a set, the life endangering conditions are what make riding so fun :)
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Well not tonight, because you're scared of riding in the dark, the rain and even a breeze ;)
Got back from holbrook about 20 minutes ago, it was a nice ride :) the lightning was especially good.
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What does a "sportbike enthusiast" such as yourself like to do on a Friday night?
Ride around i guess haha.
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Is Dylan single?
yeah im pretty sure he is.
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What is your favorite piece of clothing?
Snapbacks haha.
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Do you classify yourself as a 'bikie' now that you have your motorcycle license?
I am a sportbike enthusiast.
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Heard you were talking ****?
do i fukn know you? i dont think i fukn know you C u n t.
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Do you ever get urges to perform sensual homo*exual acts on yourself?
sensual? no. violent? yes.
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wadiyatalkinabeet?
you fukn druggo.
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i love guys with motorcycles, too bad you don't have any tattoos ;)
haha who says i dont? nah i will be getting some as soon as im 18 :)
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oh, well thats a shame ;)
i kind of already have something going with someone..
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are you looking for a girlfriend?
yeah not really..
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who was the best?
ahh, they were all pretty average..
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How many girlfriends have you had?
umm from what i can remember i have had relationships with 7 different girls.
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How did you lose your virginity?
i fell out of a tree and landed in a v*****.
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why so ***** producing? same as *exy bike riding
the **** is that supposed to say?
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why so *exy when riding bike?
i not know, *exy bike ride just is me.
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Tell Dylan to answer his questions?
okay :)
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Are you and Brooke Peel going out?
Nah, just mates ayye.
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hows Brooke going? ;)
You know you can just ask her yourself?
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do you straighten your hair?
nah its naturally straight i guess.
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Who was your first kiss?
ugh id rather not say..
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Your source of happiness?
Music <3
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Thoughts on Anna Takle?
dont really know her that well but she seems fairly chill :)
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why won't Dylan answer his qooh me questions? ):
because hes a big sook haha
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How many girls did you hook up with at Goodlife?
i went for the music not for the twelvie s l u t s.
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Thoughts on Aimee? :)
shes ok i guess, dont really know her that well
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How much is enough money for you?
when i can drop a $100 note like its a 5 cent coin, then i will have enough.
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Thoughts on Dylan Pumpa the fat ****?
how about you go f u c k yourself?
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Thoughts on Steve Bradshaw?
Steve is one of the sickest ****s i know, good mate and good to chill with.
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who was it that lived a long as* ****in time ago in a town called kickapoo?
i believe it was a humble family, they were religious through and through, but nay there was a black sheep and he refused to step in line, a vision he did see-eth of ****in rocking all the time.
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AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH RUINED nah man it's me Hayden b, I am just pulling your **** ;)
hahah bugger thought i was in a for a good riot
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That was a ****ty bedtime story. Another.
I slowly squeezed his throat as I sat on top of him. I went closer to his face and licked the tears that rolled down his cheeks. I could taste the sadness and fear. He screamed. Of course he would. I didn't care though. No one was going to hear him. I pulled a rusted blade from my back pocket and smiled as I looked into his hazel green eyes. His eyes were like a mirror and I could almost see the face of Death just staring back at me. I punctured his Adam’s apple with the tip of the rusted blade to create an opening so that it would be easier for me to cut. And so I did. Slowly I began to cut, faster and faster. It was so exciting and I felt so happy. The blood oozed out and dripped down his neck. Tears began to roll down his cheeks more and more and the screaming grew louder. Multiple times he tried to push me off and that offended me. It made me angry. How dare he? I licked the blood on the blade’s rusty edge and smiled whilst enjoying its sensational taste. I picked him up and took him into the next room, tucking him into the bed. I switched the light off, got into the bed and pulled the covers over all three of us. Myself, my dead wife and our 7 year old son.
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God* Maybe you shouldn't criticise other peoples beliefs before you post obnoxious things on Facebook. Word
Maybe you should pray for me to stop? see how that works out for you.
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Atheiest f***** **** f***** god didn't die 4 us to hev poeple like u fk it all up
Atheist* for* have* people* you* maybe you should focus more on school than god, because he obviously isn't helping with your grammar.
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Could you please write me a bed time story?
"does this smell like chloroform to you?" the end.
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You're such a cutie bugger, be mine for evs and evs? Ex oh
okeyy bebei, me love you long time ex oh ex oh gossip goat ;)
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Who is "she?"
wouldn't you like to know ;)
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longest relationship?
a bit over 3 months i think aha.
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Who was the first person you dated?
i cant even remember... hahah
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Who's the *exiest guy you know?
not you.
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I think I love you.
then tell me who you are?
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Such Question.
Much Ask.
Many Qooh.
wow.
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how many fingers am i holding up?
7
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Do you even lift bro?
i lift..... a fork full of food toward my mouth several times a day :)
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At which do you most can't the least?
i can't do the least at which.
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How many anchors do you have?
just the one for my boat, unless i am completely misunderstanding the question?
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Name five girls that fit your description of what you look for in a girl? as in "a fun adventurous personality, good sense of humour and can take a joke... blah blah"
You think if i knew even one that i would be wasting my time on qooh me? haha.
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Is it true when you first tried weed the first thing you tried was shelving it
haha no, do i look like a ****ing retard? I researched as much as i could before i even looked at the stuff.
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Thoughts on Taylor Boswell?
Shes a great chick, good to talk to and shes pretty funny :) pretty good looking too.
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What do you look for in a girl/guy
I'm straight so in a girl i look for a fun adventurous personality, good sense of humour and can take a joke, laid back doesn't take things too seriously, loves reading. cant stand girly girls or chicks who act ditsy or "blonde" because they think its cute, also cakefaces are a huge turnoff. :)
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Your idea of the perfect date?
never actually been on a real date but i assume it would be the typical movies/dinner type thing, i guess id have to find someone worth trying it with :)