KylePulengDarren
KylePuleDarren
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Ah Puleng why you such a fckboi???!
The real questions
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Woah a matric and a grade 8
My little sista
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Do you like girls who are going nowhere with their lives???????
I was only with one of those kinda girls ?
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People need to realize that Michaela is your skvvi no more and no less.
Nah she's more than just my skivie dude
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Kyla is going to cheat on you again
I'd probably end up taking her back again anyways
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Kyle you are a fcking prick.!
Heectic
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you oaks are all f**S
I hope those missing letters aren't o and k bro or you gonna have to swing first
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Stop playin' with Teagan mate.If you like Michaela then leave Teagan alone :|
Bro Michaela is grade 8 and I am grade 12 ?
I love her to bits but it's not like that
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Miceala. Really?Why!!!!!!!!
It's Michaela dumb face ?
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Kyle,what are you and Teagan??
That emoji is unrelated to the question
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You're not a good guy Kyle, I thought I knew you mate but you're actually fcked up
I thought I knew to you dude ? But then I realized you ticked the keep my name anonymous silly
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I'm trying to think of a cool roast but y'all are just so damnn perfect yo' ??
Awwwwww ?
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How's you and micheala? Coz I heard she is catching feelings for you ?
Woah bro, I'm not Swazi
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What does Moremi mean
"I have large testicles" in tshwane
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Because you keep getting caught, ja you're disgusting ????
The disgustingist
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Would u take a girl to the MD u don't really know?
Girls just wanna use us for MD smh ? No one even cares about what we want
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?????????
I WILL steal your girl ?
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I hope darren is atleast a decent guy because you two are not very nice
You just make statements and you don't justify them with evidence. Dumb face.
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You adorable
You're anonymous
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Why you single?
Cause i get caught all the time
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ONE OF YOU TAKE ME TO THE MD
TELL US WHO TF YOU ARE SILLY
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Snapchat??
There's three of us, so you're gonna have to be more specific
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Why are you and tegan so close suddenly?
Someone's a little jealous
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Ba ba
Black sheep have you any wool
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A grade 8 who lacks?
The only one that doesn't lack is Michaela ??
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It's interresting how Teagan now suddenly listens to bands because you listen too them
It's not her shes trying to impress you and it's funny ?
Don't underestimate the power of moose blood
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Don't forget dumb
Don't forget to make sense
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You're the furtherest thing from nice and kind more like two faced and rude
Heban
Who broke your heart ?
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Such a cool guy x Zanes10
There's 3 of us ?
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You're all so kind and friendly. Its a pleasure having people like you in society?
This is like the nicest thing anyone's ever said to us ? I appreciate you
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Darren's MD date?
I'm sure he'd like to know as well
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The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Good head.
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Would it be weird if you asked me?
It would be a miracle because I have no idea who you are
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Who would you ask to MD?
Would it be weird to go with my cousin
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What do you never plan on doing?
Drinking alcohol ? that's bad for you❌
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Would you go to the matric dance with an afrikaans girl?
Ons lief baie vir die afrikaanse meisies ou bul
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yo which one of you is single I'm ***** hmu
We all have like 7 girls friends
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is puleng vibing with Megan
Is Megan Vibing with Puleng ?
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Who are each of you taking to the MD?
I think we might all be going alone ?
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You single ?
There's 3 of us
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Who is actually awnsering all these questions? ?? im confused
Uhm ?
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What would you do if you had no fear ?
I'd talk to Monique ?
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MD dates?
We struggle come through ??
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Pule I hear you be pulling megan h?
Eh Puleng is low key Shem
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Puleng who you going for ? ?
Who do you want him to go for ??
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You're a horrible person for talking about Tristyn like that, just proves who you are as a person after all ✌
Yeah I'm really horrible and Tristyn's a really nice person
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What's the situation with Tristyn?
She's such a nice person ? ?
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Those special tags from Teags Pule.. ?
Keep Pule around eyy ??
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PÜGELE ❤️❤️
KylePügeleDarren ???
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What specific thing do you dislike about people?
The blame game. Everything's always the guys fault, even if she hooks up with someone else
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If someone sent you nudes would you show your friends?
nah I don't have friends
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Has anyone every told you that your actually a dck
Ever* you're*
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What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
This one time I was having a cigarette at steers and just as I finished it, Mrs Vincent came around the corner
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Puleng why you such a Xhoisan dude?
This isn't puleng
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What's happening wif you and everyone actually
'Wif' I don't wanna assume your language but you're making it really hard
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What happened with you and Tanya?
She reminds me to wear my blazer on Mondays and I remind her that time isn't real
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Feels about nudes?
Send them
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((Kyle)) what's happening with you and Teagan?
Noffin'
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I wanna take Kyle to my MD (this is me asking btw)
Yes sure
When ?
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Kyle, why tanya?
Ah. Sho Tristyn.
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Mr Kyle ?
Did you just assume my gender ?
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Yo Kyle. So last Friday, I got all ready to go out to Spur, but you and momsie didn't pitch ??
My mom has gwabs
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Saying people must roast ya, but youse ain't lamb? ?
So you'd roast of if we were little sheep ?
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Thoughts on dating other ethnicities?
Joh babes wudomo and Ifuemelo
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Veels geluk julle!!!!!!
Baie baie Dankie
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Puuuuuleng???
It's one u silly
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where do broken hearts go?
Julian's house ?
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You're so ugly that when you were born your dad looked at your mom and said "what a waste of spam."
I guess our dads wasted gang " spam" then ??
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are you aware that you are of very high temperatures kyle?
You should see me without make up
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You guys going to joburg day??
Prolly ??
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Snapchat Kyle?? ?
sirkyle_23
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Puleng you look handsome?
Bruh... mbali
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You not going to ask for my coordinates? ?
Come through with your coordinates baby Cheeks
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How are you and Tanya? ?
She emotionally and physically abuses me but I'm to scared to end it
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wat are ur individual snapchats ?
Puleng doesn't send nudes
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Kyle, my doctor says I'm lacking in vitamin U ?
all I have to offer is vitimin *D*
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who do u think is hot in grade 9 ? Name top 10 ?
Joh that's energy ?
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What is something you need to get off your chest?
Last nights jizz
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Kyle why you such a dck?
Sho Tristyn
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Can I pretend I'm six, on a jungle gym and slide into your DMs Kyle?
Rather 5 dude
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Heard you have a tiny dck
True dat
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Who's your skivvis
I believe in equal rights for unequal ages
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Kyle, treat me like the trash I am and take me out
Spur Friday night ? Me and my mom will pick you up at 7 babe
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What happened with you and kyla????
I bit her cause I'm freaky then she was like nah dude it's ova
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A grade 8 that lacks?
Most of them
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You guys looked so hot last week Saturday ??????
So did Jessica Alba ?
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Puleng are you crushing on someone??
Eish and I have gwabs ?
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So kyle , at b bond u were so lit I said I was gonna marry you and just after I said that some chick turns around and is like ' I think he's gay ' and me being me comes back at her like 'I would still hit that !' ??
Why'd you ask so many times ? I was excited when I saw so many qoohs that time it was all the same thing
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So kyle , at b bond u were so lit I said I was gonna marry you and just after I said that some chick turns around and is like ' I think he's gay ' and me being me comes back at her like 'I would still hit that !' ??
Howa again
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So kyle , at b bond u were so lit I said I was gonna marry you and just after I said that some chick turns around and is like ' I think he's gay ' and me being me comes back at her like 'I would still hit that !' ??
I'm only gay on Tuesdays
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No roast here. You're a litty cheerleader ???
Thank you ?
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Who are all of you thinking of going to MD with? ?
Heish that things still months away
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Kyle ? you and tanya don't fit dude, her eyebrows are longer than your dck ???
That's not Friendly banter ?
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Kyle you're a fcking idiot. Make up your mind and stop playing with girls feelings?
cool
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Kyle talk to her?
Line is that you