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Lachlan Mckelvie

Lachie.Mckelvie

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What have you lied about lately ?

I told Jed that he was better at footy than me

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3780 days ago

You're gay nemo

umm squid pls

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3780 days ago

I had a fantabulous day! I slept all day Tembz1711

Sounds lovely

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago

Did you have a good day kind sir? Tembz1711

As good as school gets mate, you? :)

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago

How are you single!?

Women arn't interested in me, #Loner

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago

What annoyed you today?

Once Jerry and 16 midgets set off on a journey. They were looking for the great treasure of Ecrapolis. On their way they got lost and camped inside a giant elephant. they awoke the next morning to find that the elephant had walked them to Los Angeles. Being from an underground secret city, Jerry and the midgets had no idea what to think of this. They all went out exploring the city, and got into all sorts of crazy-asss trouble. Jerry tried surfing and was thrown off his board into the sand, mouth-first. He proceeded to munch the sand down, saying it as the best food he'd had in ages. suddenly he whhile digging through this delectable muck, he hit something hard. IT WAS A TREASURE CHEST! He opened it slowly as the 16 midgets crowded around him. Unable to fathom what was inside he tore it open. Inside was a note, "Ha Ha! There's no real treasure You retarded egg goblin!!" With that note, Jerry and the midgets turned purple and floated into outer space, doomed to wander the universe. Don't even

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago 1

Wew I am a best mate :P
Though i go by Squid.

squid pls of course

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago

Cough **** cough

wot m8

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago

Best mates?

Have a few close friends, but mainly Todd, Jed, ****o, Chloe, Jen, Sean, Stefani. Appreciate all my friends though,,

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago

Thoughts on that super cool chic Steph

Stephs a top bloke, nice person, has helped me out for me and I appreciate it so much! looking forward to deb :D

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago 1

is it true that you fuc.ked chloe

hahahaha wtf no xD thats new

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago

I miss you

wot

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3836 days ago

What is your weakness?

boo*s, they always get the better of me :/

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3908 days ago 7

Thoughts on me lovely? Tembz1711

Top bloke <3 You're a great mate to have and good to have a talk to and hang around with :D

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3923 days ago 1

Thoughts on Hannah Ciardulli?

who? :/

Lachie.Mckelvie replied 3923 days ago
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