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Kelly is disgusting even worse now shes fat no wonder you cheat on her I would
GAGAGAGAGAGAG so mean
what happend to that guy david?
Who hagaga
Ive heard you say you dont even want your baby lol poor kel
Why the fu.ck would I say something like that!
**** man your gf is a keeper with the amount of **** she gets put threw id do anything for a loyal girl bro you don't realize how lucky you are
What ever
Are you excited to be a dad
Yes! The closer it gets the more pumped I am :D
Stop cheating on ur pregnant missis its disgusting
I fkn don't, stop listening to bulls.hit rumours!
Every question on here is ****ed up- yours and Kelly's relationship has got nothig to do with anyone else the stupid c**ts- ps your actually the funniest c.unt to have on fb keep up the good work
Haha thanks and I willlll
You said you didnt who was she?
Miley Cyrus
you said on here a little while ago , you cheated on kelly once?
And ?
Do you and kelly still root
Nunya
Can you honestly say you love Kelly? If so why?
I love Kelly with all my heart because she's a toff
If someone offered you a gobby for some juice you wouldnt turn it down because off kelly. Once a cheater always a cheater.
Lol I wouldn't give out juice for a gobby, do u know how hard it is to find the **** lately!
did u actaully cheat on kelly?
I actually didn't
The way you speak about kelly is disgusting how is she still with you!
I'm lovely
Rach never broke up your family you did by putting your **** in other girls. I felt sorry for kelly until she stayed with you knowing you dont love her and cheat on her the desperate *****. Why start a family if your not gonna commit to it? Rach aint a *****
Bit fkn harsh and not true mate, and yes she is hands down !!!
YOU LOOK SO STUPID STAYINNG WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESNT LOVE YOU KELLY YOU UGLY SL.UT
Wrong qoohme c.unt
Just wanted to say you've been doing so well for a while now and ppl are noticing and ignore every **** wit on here and Facebook they don't know the full story and it's none of their buisness anyway keep your head up hope it all works out &take care
Thanks cutieeee
Kellys a beautiful girl, dont ruin it bro
Never! Not even if there's a fire!
Does that mean your free to hook up with whoever now? Or are use sorting it out
I'm not single ya freak
are u and kelly back together?
Not atm
Its true kelly is a slu.t why did it take so long for you to see it
She ain't a sl.ut. I was just angry
Tbh I think your a decent person :) but for Kelly and your baby I think yous should try sort things out and Rachael should've pushed you into telling Kelly instead of breakin up a family tha WHORRRRE :)
Hahahaha no shi.t! Rach just wanted attention cause she's a sad little girl with no life
Do you still get juicy
Never did! People just thought I did
sorry Robbie you ice feining junkie
Thank you!
Lance you are the siqqest kent
ily xoxo
Love you tooo anon xxx
Would you let a guy s*ck you off if you were drunk enough
Hahaha probably not
Would you go gay for pay
Depends how much a hahahaha
You haven't quit ice ? you smoke the stuff with that junkie Robbie page. why lie ?
Robbie's lovely! Say sorry now xxx
Use gonna sort your **** out man you have a kid with her
We'll I sort of have to.. If not it might be a bit awkward ha
I spy with my pink eye something beginning with L
Laxatives?
Did you even cheat on Kelly, why are people saying this?
I did once and only one persons saying that cause she's a sad lonely girl that likes to cause shiz
Have you ever farted in public?
Everyday at work
Other then Kelly and Miley have you ever loved another girl
My mum
Have you loved any one else then Kelly
Who's Kelly ?
Who are you dating?
Miley Cyrus
You cheat on your gf you dirty ****, cause shes pregnant and cant put out isn't an excuse to **** over such a beautiful girl, if she left you it would be your biggest mistake loosing her youd be lost
HAHAHA wtf we're did you heer I cheat c.unt and just cause she's preggaz don't mean she don't put out !
How many times have cocked for rock
Like everytime!
Strangest thing you have fu.cked kelly with?
Your mums arm
Your a mad **** I love you!
Say it to my face bit.ch
Would you cheat?
Only with Miley Cyrus
Ever tried heroin?
Love it
when do you plan on getting a license?
Good fkn question!
Since when did you get off the drugs... O & are you going to start putting kelly before your friends soon? Rarely see you staying home at night with your pregnant girlfriend :S
I stopped most drugs like ice and and shot when I got my job and I have always put Kelly first I stay home every weekend now with her ! Get ya fkn facts straight, I got a job I got her and me a house there's heeps of fkn food so s*ck my wang
Your a ****ing **** to Kelly
Why is she still with you
You are a very rude boy
I'm naughty
Are you gunna get off the drugs.. Ever?
I already have, dork!
would you let your kid go to partys at 14/15?
If I had a boy then he could Go to party's at 14 but if I have a girl then she can go when she's 15
You are disgusting yelling and calling your pregnant girlfriend a **** and **** today in the middle of the shopping centre? Pathetic excuse for a soon to be father
How do u know I was doin that?
Dirty junk and c.ock craving who.re feel so sorry for ur kid
No **** fuc.k it's life
Why does kelly hate annie so much?
Because Annie wouldn't fist her
Miss yours heeps :( when we catching up?
Dirty dog poor excuse for a father you won't last a minute u can't even keep yourself straight
God damnnit! It's all Natasha Kelly's fault
So excited and happy for you, how far alongs kelly? What do you want? Your gonna be a sick dad man putting up with mood swings is hard pregnant women are phsycos hope you have it easy and its a safe pregnancy bro
Haha thanks heeps! She's 15 weeks and I want a boy
Serious question in 5 years do you still see you and kelly being together? you need to think about stuff like that having a baby n how many kids do you plan on having with her
Of course I do ! If I only thought If be with her for like a year.. As if I'd reproduce with her. DI.CK
How do you no kellys the one you wanna spend your life with and settle down to
Because she knows how to slu.tdrop the best
What boys do you hate Kelly talking to or seeing?
None! All boys welcome
What girls does kelly hate you talking to or seeing?
Annie Esihold haha
Are you scared of becoming a dad? If yes what is it that scares you? Can you and your gf deal with the pressure or will it break use
Yeah sorta. It scares me because my family lives in the country so I will get hardly any help from them.. It scares me that me and Kelly don't have our own house yet and I'm still sleeping on a couch but other then that nahhh we should be sweet
Are you gonna watch your kid being born? Most disgusting but best thing youll ever witness
Ofcourse I am :)
Her box is already munted
It's fu.cked
Are you scared of how munted Kellys pusy will be after birth?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes
Do u reckon the more youv thrashed ur girl the looser she gets or because its the same size **** daily she stays tight? Always asked myself this
Hahahah we'll it don't change much
I saw u get caved at flannies rofl
Lol yeah how many of them we're there onto me though ?
Hits from the sweet puff
Yeah probably not
I heard you inject?
All the time
Stop thinking of your ****ing self for once pull ya finger outta ur as* an spend some time with ya ****ing missus u dud ****
How the fu.ck do I think of myself, I'm with her all the time and I am working for us. If you knew anything bout us you would no this is bullshi.t ! I am aloud to spend weekends with my friends. Do u expect me to be with her 24/7
oiiiii you f**g. gues who
Danielle marr?
what the ****s with all this hate about lance being a dad? grow the **** up ! he'll make a great father and anyone that knows him knows that, I barley know kelly but she'll make a good mum, ignore them lance :) monique9914
Thanks Monique :) I don't even care what people have to say, I know I'm good with kids, I got off my a.ss and got a job as soon as I found out and I will provide my kid with as much love and stuff as possible! Fuc,k the haters
Your gonna be the worst dad ..
and well kelly.. shes gonna be the worst mother.
You cant turn a **** into a house wife and u cant turn a junkie **** prick like u into a good guy. I feel sorry for this baby getting brang into this world.
F.uck probably the nicest question that's ever been sent to me! Thanks xoxoxo xox
we'll best you start speaking to her about it :(
Ok
In reply to the saving. You are one funny bloke lmao. LANCE CAN DANCE!
HAHAHAAH what?
Congrats man you will be a sick dad. Make sure you stand by your girl and baby there is no better feeling then holding your kid for the first time
Thanks dude and I know I'm so pumped.. Wonder what he or she will look like :)
Sorry bro at least you no now
Who is this
everyone's giving you so much **** about having a baby. don't listen to them. you and Kelly will be great parents. best of luck! :)
Thanks :) and yeah we will be the best!
Does Kel care that you get smashed every week whilst she has to stay sober? You talk about saving for your unborn baby but are you really?
I am saving.. My friends shout me cause they know if I get fuc.ked up enough they will get to see me naked .. Win win
Ricki Bryant would wreck you and ur dog missus
She's fu.cken cookin
Spicer told me months ago
What she say
Remember when u got staunched hard on the train
Hahaha explain
When u getting ur license?
When my fat as.s wants to get up
Describe your gf in one word
Mine
Do you care that you have ruined Kelly's life, your a crack head not a father!
I didn't ruin anything mate
Why is everyone getting involved in your relationship? Kelly either doesn't care or doesn't have enough respect for herself to leave him so no one should be harassing either of you on this :)
Because everyone's gimps
Lol your gf is not at all hot
She's a stunner ****
Just like you won't be able to turn a sl.ut into a mother
Your a s.lut
Can't turn a ***** into a house wife
Haahahaha
I do feel sorry for kel aswell not for lance going out every weekend but for every ***** on here that would be making her feel like a dud saying the chicks lance goes out with are way hotter the her. How would she feel reading that kelly's beautiful
No sh.it! Kelly's my se.xy girl though and she knows that :) TEAM KELLY
She's stupid if she doesn't think your out dancing with girls being the dodgy **** you are lol then you post pics with ur hands on a girls as* an t***
Lol wtf what photo am I holding a girls as.s
I really do feel sorry for kel your out all weekend cooked dancing with girls doing whatever ya want knowing she wont find out while she sits at home pregnant it's sad when the girls you with are all so much hotter then her
I'm not even being dodgy, Kelly knows there my friends and most of then have bfs wich are gold mates of mine also and she knows that! And what ya mean knowing she won't find out.. I write statuses and tell her everything so ?
I would be leaving Kelly at home to with the hot girls your going out with your lucky
I dont want to leave Kelly at home, I like going out with her... But I can't and the people I go out with are all just close mates
do u think that sirovy and sharpy are seriously gay? or is that full just illuminati conspiracy sht?
No I just reckon they love each other like the best mates they are ???
No way Kelly will be able to raise a kid
Think what ya want mate
why'd you laugh at that? it obviously isn't yours then I'm guessing and you just think it is
It's my grandpas
I bet the baby isn't even yours
Haha
Do you have preference on the gender of your baby? Do you have anything against gay people?
Interesting 2 questions out together haha! Yeah I really want a boy :) got the sickest name picked out and everything :P nd nahhhhh I'm mates with a few gays! There funny.. Like Aaron Wickham he's one of my closest mates the gay ****
Can u drive a car? Do you know the road rules? When will you get a license?
I'm not the best but yeah I can drive :)and yeah most of them haha and in the next couple of months I'm hoping!
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