Qoohme

YOU LOOK SO STUPID STAYINNG WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESNT LOVE YOU KELLY YOU UGLY SL.UT

Wrong qoohme c.unt

Just wanted to say you've been doing so well for a while now and ppl are noticing and ignore every **** wit on here and Facebook they don't know the full story and it's none of their buisness anyway keep your head up hope it all works out &take care

Thanks cutieeee

Kellys a beautiful girl, dont ruin it bro

Never! Not even if there's a fire!

Does that mean your free to hook up with whoever now? Or are use sorting it out

I'm not single ya freak

are u and kelly back together?

Not atm

Its true kelly is a slu.t why did it take so long for you to see it

She ain't a sl.ut. I was just angry

Tbh I think your a decent person :) but for Kelly and your baby I think yous should try sort things out and Rachael should've pushed you into telling Kelly instead of breakin up a family tha WHORRRRE :)

Hahahaha no shi.t! Rach just wanted attention cause she's a sad little girl with no life

Do you still get juicy

Never did! People just thought I did

sorry Robbie you ice feining junkie

Thank you!

Lance you are the siqqest kent
ily xoxo

Love you tooo anon xxx

Would you let a guy s*ck you off if you were drunk enough

Hahaha probably not

Would you go gay for pay

Depends how much a hahahaha

You haven't quit ice ? you smoke the stuff with that junkie Robbie page. why lie ?

Robbie's lovely! Say sorry now xxx

Use gonna sort your **** out man you have a kid with her

We'll I sort of have to.. If not it might be a bit awkward ha

I spy with my pink eye something beginning with L

Laxatives?

Did you even cheat on Kelly, why are people saying this?

I did once and only one persons saying that cause she's a sad lonely girl that likes to cause shiz

Have you ever farted in public?

Everyday at work

Other then Kelly and Miley have you ever loved another girl

My mum

Have you loved any one else then Kelly

Who's Kelly ?

Your a ****.

Yay!

Who are you dating?

Miley Cyrus

You cheat on your gf you dirty ****, cause shes pregnant and cant put out isn't an excuse to **** over such a beautiful girl, if she left you it would be your biggest mistake loosing her youd be lost

HAHAHA wtf we're did you heer I cheat c.unt and just cause she's preggaz don't mean she don't put out !

How many times have cocked for rock

Like everytime!

Strangest thing you have fu.cked kelly with?

Your mums arm

Your a mad **** I love you!

Say it to my face bit.ch

Would you cheat?

Only with Miley Cyrus

Ever tried heroin?

Love it

when do you plan on getting a license?

Good fkn question!

Since when did you get off the drugs... O & are you going to start putting kelly before your friends soon? Rarely see you staying home at night with your pregnant girlfriend :S

I stopped most drugs like ice and and shot when I got my job and I have always put Kelly first I stay home every weekend now with her ! Get ya fkn facts straight, I got a job I got her and me a house there's heeps of fkn food so s*ck my wang

Your a ****ing **** to Kelly
Why is she still with you
You are a very rude boy

I'm naughty

Are you gunna get off the drugs.. Ever?

I already have, dork!

would you let your kid go to partys at 14/15?

If I had a boy then he could Go to party's at 14 but if I have a girl then she can go when she's 15

You are disgusting yelling and calling your pregnant girlfriend a **** and **** today in the middle of the shopping centre? Pathetic excuse for a soon to be father

How do u know I was doin that?

Dirty junk and c.ock craving who.re feel so sorry for ur kid

No **** fuc.k it's life

Why does kelly hate annie so much?

Because Annie wouldn't fist her

miss your stupid head natashakelly

Miss yours heeps :( when we catching up?

Dirty dog poor excuse for a father you won't last a minute u can't even keep yourself straight

God damnnit! It's all Natasha Kelly's fault

So excited and happy for you, how far alongs kelly? What do you want? Your gonna be a sick dad man putting up with mood swings is hard pregnant women are phsycos hope you have it easy and its a safe pregnancy bro

Haha thanks heeps! She's 15 weeks and I want a boy

Serious question in 5 years do you still see you and kelly being together? you need to think about stuff like that having a baby n how many kids do you plan on having with her

Of course I do ! If I only thought If be with her for like a year.. As if I'd reproduce with her. DI.CK

How do you no kellys the one you wanna spend your life with and settle down to

Because she knows how to slu.tdrop the best

What boys do you hate Kelly talking to or seeing?

None! All boys welcome

What girls does kelly hate you talking to or seeing?

Annie Esihold haha

Are you scared of becoming a dad? If yes what is it that scares you? Can you and your gf deal with the pressure or will it break use

Yeah sorta. It scares me because my family lives in the country so I will get hardly any help from them.. It scares me that me and Kelly don't have our own house yet and I'm still sleeping on a couch but other then that nahhh we should be sweet

Are you gonna watch your kid being born? Most disgusting but best thing youll ever witness

Ofcourse I am :)

Her box is already munted

It's fu.cked

Are you scared of how munted Kellys pusy will be after birth?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes

Do u reckon the more youv thrashed ur girl the looser she gets or because its the same size **** daily she stays tight? Always asked myself this

Hahahah we'll it don't change much

I saw u get caved at flannies rofl

Lol yeah how many of them we're there onto me though ?

Hits from the sweet puff

Yeah probably not

I heard you inject?

All the time

Stop thinking of your ****ing self for once pull ya finger outta ur as* an spend some time with ya ****ing missus u dud ****

How the fu.ck do I think of myself, I'm with her all the time and I am working for us. If you knew anything bout us you would no this is bullshi.t ! I am aloud to spend weekends with my friends. Do u expect me to be with her 24/7

oiiiii you f**g. gues who

Danielle marr?

what the ****s with all this hate about lance being a dad? grow the **** up ! he'll make a great father and anyone that knows him knows that, I barley know kelly but she'll make a good mum, ignore them lance :) monique9914

Thanks Monique :) I don't even care what people have to say, I know I'm good with kids, I got off my a.ss and got a job as soon as I found out and I will provide my kid with as much love and stuff as possible! Fuc,k the haters

Your gonna be the worst dad ..
and well kelly.. shes gonna be the worst mother.
You cant turn a **** into a house wife and u cant turn a junkie **** prick like u into a good guy. I feel sorry for this baby getting brang into this world.

F.uck probably the nicest question that's ever been sent to me! Thanks xoxoxo xox

we'll best you start speaking to her about it :(

Ok

In reply to the saving. You are one funny bloke lmao. LANCE CAN DANCE!

HAHAHAAH what?

Congrats man you will be a sick dad. Make sure you stand by your girl and baby there is no better feeling then holding your kid for the first time

Thanks dude and I know I'm so pumped.. Wonder what he or she will look like :)

Sorry bro at least you no now

Who is this

everyone's giving you so much **** about having a baby. don't listen to them. you and Kelly will be great parents. best of luck! :)

Thanks :) and yeah we will be the best!

Does Kel care that you get smashed every week whilst she has to stay sober? You talk about saving for your unborn baby but are you really?

I am saving.. My friends shout me cause they know if I get fuc.ked up enough they will get to see me naked .. Win win

Ricki Bryant would wreck you and ur dog missus

She's fu.cken cookin

Spicer told me months ago

What she say

Remember when u got staunched hard on the train

Hahaha explain

Pingaz

Love them

When u getting ur license?

When my fat as.s wants to get up

are you single?!

No

Are you single now?

No

You inlove?

Yeah bruh

Describe your gf in one word

Mine

Do you care that you have ruined Kelly's life, your a crack head not a father!

I didn't ruin anything mate

Why is everyone getting involved in your relationship? Kelly either doesn't care or doesn't have enough respect for herself to leave him so no one should be harassing either of you on this :)

Because everyone's gimps

Lol your gf is not at all hot

She's a stunner ****

Just like you won't be able to turn a sl.ut into a mother

Your a s.lut

Can't turn a ***** into a house wife

Haahahaha

I do feel sorry for kel aswell not for lance going out every weekend but for every ***** on here that would be making her feel like a dud saying the chicks lance goes out with are way hotter the her. How would she feel reading that kelly's beautiful

No sh.it! Kelly's my se.xy girl though and she knows that :) TEAM KELLY

She's stupid if she doesn't think your out dancing with girls being the dodgy **** you are lol then you post pics with ur hands on a girls as* an t***

Lol wtf what photo am I holding a girls as.s

I really do feel sorry for kel your out all weekend cooked dancing with girls doing whatever ya want knowing she wont find out while she sits at home pregnant it's sad when the girls you with are all so much hotter then her

I'm not even being dodgy, Kelly knows there my friends and most of then have bfs wich are gold mates of mine also and she knows that! And what ya mean knowing she won't find out.. I write statuses and tell her everything so ?

I would be leaving Kelly at home to with the hot girls your going out with your lucky

I dont want to leave Kelly at home, I like going out with her... But I can't and the people I go out with are all just close mates

do u think that sirovy and sharpy are seriously gay? or is that full just illuminati conspiracy sht?

No I just reckon they love each other like the best mates they are ???

No way Kelly will be able to raise a kid

Think what ya want mate

why'd you laugh at that? it obviously isn't yours then I'm guessing and you just think it is

It's my grandpas

I bet the baby isn't even yours

Haha

Do you have preference on the gender of your baby? Do you have anything against gay people?

Interesting 2 questions out together haha! Yeah I really want a boy :) got the sickest name picked out and everything :P nd nahhhhh I'm mates with a few gays! There funny.. Like Aaron Wickham he's one of my closest mates the gay ****

hahahaha monique9914

Can u drive a car? Do you know the road rules? When will you get a license?

I'm not the best but yeah I can drive :)and yeah most of them haha and in the next couple of months I'm hoping!