Langa Mhlongo
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Spontaneous thing you've ever done?
Idk
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What do you want right now ?
A Nike sponsorship
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Basketball
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You very straight forward
I dont like hint. (You a adult, speak your mind)
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Why do you give mixed signals, I used to like you and ****?
Lol qooh.me gets deep. You have to understand that I was immature with emotinal stuff and I keep my camp ridiculously small. But sorry, I guess
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
None
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What would you do if you ever found someone has beef with you secretly
Nigga if you have beef with me for whatever reason just come talk to me and be like "I didnt like it when you did this.. and that" Stop being a butt as* nigga hiding behind qoohme. Im not gonna hit you, Im not about that- but communicatinh with me is the most important thing and we'll talk about it. But when I do find out that a certain nigga hate my as* and hasnt said anything then I'll cut them off everything I do. And they wont even know it
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
I went a full week without showering during holidays in prep school because my parents were away
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Do you get over someone pretty quickly, like honestly?
Yeah. You have to mean quite alot to me for me to go through like a 'sad' period.
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If tomorrow was the last day you live, what do you wish to achieve before it's over?
Spend time with my friends and family. Especially my parents
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
68
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Do you really think you'll be famous? Genuinely, genuiely
I just wanna make films my nigga. If fame/money come with that then pass me the blunt. If not, then pass me the blunt
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Do you like to experience **** in person or over the phone or a little of both?
What are you saying ?
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Who was your first crush ?
Jessica Alba. She can get my dingding whenever she wants, just so she knows.
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Between 6 and 9 which is your fav?
No.9 since forever
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One thing you'd change in your life if you had a second chance?
I'd change not applying for NYFA, or any good film academies overseas. There is just so much more to learn when you step outside the continent because there's so much **** that we dont know exists. Good question btw
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What profession would you not like to do?
Anything in an office/ 9am-5pm can s*ck deeeez nuts (got eeem).
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Something you regret buying and why ?
I always regret buying soft drinks. Because I know water is healthier, but that **** just taste so good! Water tastes ugly
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Does everything with you only involve sports and smoking?
What makes you ask that? I dont smoke cigarettes.
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What could you talk about forever?
How much I want Nike to give me free ****
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Whats your biggest turn off?
Girls with ugly toes
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What are you standards?
Stoner brunette that likes white hightop allstars with a British accent. If you can find me one of those I'll pay you
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Why do you have more than one Twitter account? Do you even still use it
I wanted to be a verified parody account like in gr9/gr10.. Nah I dont use those anymore, I got over them. Im into making music at the moment, Im pretty good.
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
to ****in show cussing
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Do you tend to hold things in?
You mean feelings?
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What's the worst experience you've had before?
The one time I got so baked, that I felt drunk. Like, I felt sick for no reason
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
I wish I was a jumper
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What's your best memory as a kid?
I dont remember. But the best feeling I had as a kid was playing a soccer match for school during the day then soccer match for club at night then a club soccer tournament on the Sunday following. Im still a kid though- being a kid is fun as ****!
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hey...listen..I kinda miss you. Bye.
Buy my mixtape!
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who was the best junior in Gillingham in yor year ?
I'd say probably Conn Heycocks. He always knew what was going on and shiit
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Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
I cannot forgive myself for not buying enough shoes when I was overseas with my mommy
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
A pretty little brown eyed masterpiece of a human :(:
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Why do you hate on God?.. Sorry meant Ronaldo
Only Madrid players think Ronaldo is better than Messi. "without a doubt, messi is better than any presently playing footballer"- Sir. Alex Ferguson
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Your cousin has some proper nigga toes.
Yea. All ball players have hectic nigga toes
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Money or Loyalty ?
LOYALTY ABOVE EVERYTHING MY NIGGA!
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What would you do if you found out that you have a secret admirer?
If I think I like her back then it could be the start of something cool.
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Probably biting my nails, or mari'juju
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Last person you argued with and why ?
Dont remember
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What's your relationship with kwazi khupe ?
Shiit question
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Best compliment you have ever received ?
I dont remember.. It had something to do with basketball or my hair (fade)
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What's your YouTube channel going to be called when you shoot eventually (:
Its gonna be called "Lanag The OG" I've made an IG for it already. Im gonna put 15second videos of my 5minute sketches on there
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What are the things that come first for you?
My family, my friends, my Youtube channel, my academics at UCT, my sneakers/wardrobe, music, and my dank. Everything else is just a bonus that I really dont even need... Eg; I dont even have a Learners because I dont care about cars. At all. Like AT ALL. I'll probably never get it because its not important to me at the moment. Like I honestly dont care about things that I dont need right now. Im trying to live the most peaceful, simple and fresh lifestyle. Wanna know what my favourite cartoon is? (:
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Are you the type of nigga who doesn't like talking about his feelings?
I feel like this is a boy asking me this question and it feels weird talking about my emotions with a nigga hahaha. Yeah nigga talking about feelings just shows vulnerability- and once you've shown that shiit, niggas will eat you alive. "If you dont give people ammo they cant shoot at you" is my philosophy on talking about feelings. Great question, thank you
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Have you decided whether the Durban July is part of your Game Plan this year?
You could ask me this question in person. But yeah we're going
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Worst junior at kearsney ?
Im not gonna say bru thats too deep.... You're probably one of the juniors from last year and I know you know who the worst junior was out of your crew. If I said it I would actually be cyber bullying bru and nigggas actually get arrested for that bull****. And I cant smoke zol in jail so I wont say it sorry
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What do you spend your money on the most ?
Dank
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Who was the best junior when you were at Kearsney?
Probably Fuhckbag Weyer. He made really good tea and you could talk to that nigga about like hiphop and **** and he didnt even listen to nigga music hahaha. Really open minded dude
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What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Not having money to buy dank
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If you could go back in time, what would you repeat in a heartbeat and not just to change **** but to feel a couple of things?
This is a Drake line in 6PM in New York
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How do you deal with failure?
I let time do its thang
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If you could have anything, what would you like for your birthday?
First prize would be to be in Durban and joll with my choms, second an HD video camera to film my Youtube/IG channel stuff on because I've got really funny skits waiting to be filmed, but practically probably money which I'd save to shop Airmaxes after I buy a camera. OR A BIG b**ty HOE!
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Why do you wear slops with socks ? ;)
I know exactly who this is. You know exactly why I wear slops with socks bruh hahahaha- I've got ugly toes from balling too hard, like one my big toes has black on the toe nail so I try to hide that **** to not make people chunda Lol
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Why do people call you buff daddy?
My cousin called me "buff" in grade 7 after I took off my shirt and I was SKIIIINNNYYY. Do he started calling me buff and the name stuck through to Kearsney. So I made it "Buff Daddy" because thats a pimp name and I wanna get my Pimping License soon from the Young Nigga's Pimping Academy for The Gifted.
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Where do you think you'd be without your goons?
I dont even wanna think about where I'd be without my goons bro!
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Who are your idols? Why?
Drake and ScHoolboy Q... Besides these famous guys I look up to Bili Ntuli as an athlete. He's achieved so much in hockey and watching him do it pushes me to do the same in basketball. He actually taught me alot about competing to the next level. I like having him around because I think he's better than me so it pushed me to put more effort because I wanna be the best
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What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
I dont have beef with anyone... Ever
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Proudest Kearsney moment? Why?
1) Getting honours 3 times 2) Playing 50th cap for 1st team basketball because I've always wanted to be a great PG which I was eventually.. 3) I was walking to the sportzone to shoot around and I heard this kid from inside before I walked in say "Im gonna dribble you like Mhlongo" to his friend... That **** was a real confidence booster to know that a little grade 8 thought I was good enough to try copy. Great question
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What's your favourite place you'd like to visit one day?
Probably Spain...I've always wanted to visit Los Angeles but I've been there. Honestly speaking there's nowhere that I'd like to visit besides LA
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Do you ever second guess your gut feeling?
Yeah, alot of times. Because if you **** up your reason cant be "My inner voice told me to do it". Like that is probably the worst thing to say ever. Your gut feeling is always what YOU want, not whats best for the collective. JA feel?
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How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
I walked straight past them. I dont have time for people who dont atleast try help themselves.
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Why do they call you hazardinhio?
I call myself Hazardinho when I play soccer
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Do you have an old flame in your life? If so, why dont you pursue that person
Because I wanna swim around the ocean a little more. And I really like ****ing and Im scared I wont be able to resist if another girl came on to me then hurt her feelings when she finds out I cheated. I hate disappointing people so I'll just stay away from relationships right now
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
Ever since I smoked a joint. Not too sure when that was
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Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
I dont do crazy things for money
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
Which do you love more, right foot or left foot?
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How many *****es you done dented?
You're trying to expose me so deeply :(
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Biggest fear?
Disappointing people and snakes