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My mum chose my first name because "she liked it" and then the same thing with my middle name except she loved it SO MUCH that she frickin misspelled it
I cried when I saw the official trailer for Finding Dory...
I don't even have a bank account so that says enough in itself doesn't it
I'm not particularly fond of the fact that we're constantly hurtling around an infinite universe with basically nothing but a gravitational pull holding us in place. I'm also not particularly fond of stick insects.
Go to the sea and take pictures
I dont get annoyed. I'm a monk.
When I was 5, I had a bad dream and went to leave my room to wake my mum up. I opened the door to what I thought was the door to my room but ended up in my closet. I think I spun around in confusion looking for the door to my mum's room for a good 10 minutes. Turns out that I have a pretty bad internal compass and I only came out of that closet 2 years ago (AYYYYY)
A giant t-shirt, trackies and crocs and socks. Party and business mixed into one outfit
Obviously yes, my eyebrows are beyond repair so I can just draw them back on with a sharpie, and as for hair; I'd just invest in a wig. Boom.
I could be typical and say 'I close my eyes HAHAHA WOW' but I don't feel like doing that. Before I go to sleep, I browse Tumblr until I literally fall asleep spooning my phone because I've got no life
HAHAHAHAHAHA hm.
These are the sort of questions I ask myself at 3am as I roll around on my bed singing Selena Gomez
Not stopping at Gaffney's for a smoothie because now its 10 o'clock at night, Gaffney's is closed and I would kill a man for a Honey B smoothie, not gonna lie
Socks and sandals and using the word 'succulent' to describe a poor plant
I don't have time for anything tbh, its called "trying to maintain my grades so I don't completely fail at life"
The classic year 8 'you know my name, not my story', 'nobody understands me' emo phase. If you're in that faze, don't worry it gets better (I'm kidding, it doesn't get better you'll spend the rest of your life cringing I swear to you)
I actually don't really want kids. I think if I did have kids, it would just be to see how they turn out with my genetics (good lord) and not because I actually WANT small humans and I don't think that sounds like a formula for a capital-G great parent so yeah nah, I probably won't have kids. Sorry for the in depth answer though
I'd buy a crappy, solar powered (the earth is important, kids) school bus because I don't trust myself with a 'good' car
Ngl, I'd probably be pretty happy about it
I'd have to say Beethoven, i dont mind classical music honestly
Not old enough to get married, put it that way
Leaving the house oh my god
I don't even know, I should keep a diary
Honestly, kind people always have a way of grabbing my attention. They're my favorite sorts of people
My band merch, my blanket and my Docs. When my aesthetic is pleased, I am pleased
I have several best friends, what are you talking about? I met Kiera in year 7 when she came up to me because I was laughing really hard and she thought I was crying and wanted to see if I was okay (what a babe srsly), I met Shaina in grade 2 because she was new and I had to show her around then we became friends, I met Alex and Kayla at the same time through Kiera in year 7 and THEN I met Alexander at the end of year 8 when Kiera told him he had cool hair and we started hanging out.
An emotionless void of space or grandma
Anti-frizz hair products. Nothing is going to stop your hair from looking like a loofah; you might as well embrace it. I mean, Hermione Granger had frizzy hair and she's still the overlord. Lesson of the day kids: don't let your insecurities and imperfections stop you from feeling like an overlord. Just feel shrexy and love all your layers (that was a Shrek reference FYI)
Literally all of primary school *shudder*
Umumummm House Of Gold by twenty one pilots
My entire life (huehuehuehue) but in all seriousness, my most embarrassing moment was probably early primary school. Basically, I'd always had a huge fear of getting Pupil of the week awards (our school named them "High 5 Hero awards" but that's stupid so we'll call them Pupil Of The Week Awards) and I would go to all costs to avoid getting them. Anyway, I eventually won it (probably out of pity) and when you win, you have to get the piece of paper in front of the WHOLE SCHOOL at assembly (that's why I didn't want the award, y'see). Any who, I go up to the front to get it, trip over a kid aaaaaaand promptly fall flat on my face in front of everyone. They all laughed; even the teachers. And that, kids, is why Lauren avoids social situations. Because I'm still traumatized. ?
"Tina you fat lard, come get your sausages". That quote is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning if I'm honest with you
Literally everything. That's not meant to be really self deprecating or anything; I just legitimately s*ck at most things and I'm okay with that because not everyone can be horrible at everything they try so I think that it's more of a skill than a negative trait
Wow Qoohme, way to get personal! I honestly think it was a video on Facebook of a disabled person being harassed by a bunch of teenagers, it was absolutely horrible
The "I've Mcfallen" vine dance remix
Hm... That's actually really difficult. Probably Adventure Time. I think that'd be fun
Being a senior next year... *intensely shuddering*
I'm only 14, I don't have a "happiest moment" yet. I've been happy a lot in my life but to choose ONE MOMENT as my absolute happiest seems kinda silly
Well, since I take my Qoohme questioning VERY seriously, I asked a friend. She said: really nice,doesnt let people walk over her and a btch tbh. I feel like this was a really arrogant thing to do but that's okay
Music and ranting about things. I literally rant about everything and I probably need to stop.
Aw Bree ? I'm glad they make you happy even though i suffer to get that sort of answer
Even if you can't find the AUX cord, NEVER TURN ON THE RADIO BECAUSE GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR USING HIS KIDS NAME IN VAIN BY RELAYING YOUR TWO LEAST FAVORITE BAND'S NEW ALBUMS ALL NIGHT. Ahem, yeah that'd be the life lesson for today
I literally don't know the last time I tried something for the first time. Probably actually TRYING to play guitar a couple weeks ago.
*cough cough* get rekt *cough cough*
I've never had something stolen from me. Or maybe I have and I just haven't noticed yet... Hm...
8. If I counted all the cupboard doors (we have a lot of cupboards) I'd be here all day. And I have things to do. *cough*
Mentally prepared for 2016 (wishful thinking right there)
Get me on the right day and everyone turns into the most annoying person in the world. I hate to admit it but I'm quite an irritable person so even the smallest things annoy me. Just sayin'
Peanut butter Tim Tams aren't THAT bad.. Right?... Wrong. So, so wrong. Tiny rectangles filled with artificially flavored wrongness
To me, success is important but its really what your perception of 'success' is. Maybe to some people success is getting a good job, to others it might be passing a test or asking the person they like out on a date or just being an overall nice person. For me, success is many things, it just depends on the day
98% of "thank you Jesus for Android"
So many hearts. Such heart, much break. I feel for the poor bastards, I really do.
Well according to some research I did to answer this question, my bone marrow is the most expensive thing I own which I can legally sell for a whopping $23,000 PER GRAM! The more you know, huh?
Travel and prooooobably start a charity for people with epilepsy.
Lauren Styles- A Story That Would Make Vogue Grimace
I think you're a great person to be around and you're really funny :)
Leave ze countreh. Or get a haircut. Really struggling to prioritize
Happiness and acceptance for myself and everyone around me because if everyone was actually happy and enjoying life, we wouldn't have half the problems we do. Woooowww hippy
Whoa.. That's deep. Probably my mum. Mums have the super power to make everything better so yeah, I'd run to my mum in a heartbeat haha
"Life never gives you more than you can handle"- Austin Carlile or "And I think that's okaaaaaaiiii"- Alex Mazza and I
Pretty good. A little worried but nothing bad
HILLAMAD SHINGSHWARTZ DILINGAHOPPER TATOO!
Successful band, playing Warped, being healthy and being surrounded by my friends and family the whole way ✌
Side note: qoohme, when did you get so optimistic? Back to question: the last great thing I did was probably stop eating meat all together because I feel 10000000 times better and yeah but the last GREAT thing I did was probably cUT MY FLIPPIN HAIR WHICH I PLAN ON DOING AGAIN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS SO WHOA
I look up to my poppy honestly because he's the most kind hearted, amazing person I've ever known ❤
Omfg I hope you choke on a banana and fall off a swing, A$$hole
Mr Krabs' house and two gnome fortresses
Hm.. A tie between breaking the heart of Harry Houdini, stealing the painting of Mona Lisa (I mean what?) or killing Mufasa..... I am going to get attacked for saying that. I can smell it. Best enjoy my legs before they're broken D:
One hot mess. Nah, I'm kidding. I'd say; pretty freakin' good
I don't know? I will buy you food and watch sad movies with you when you're sad (Kiera can preach that). But I don't know, I'm not going to FORCE people to love me. But you should totally buy a subscription to Love Lauren magazine... Jus' sayin'
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?! D: D: D:
She is an absolute mole rat. I have never wanted to smack someone across the face with a shovel as much as Alex. She is a bit of a nipple and I don't think that's okay. I think she does get a bit drunk because she does love herself some cheese and I don't think she is happy with that. But seriously, she's a complete a-hole and I want to throw her down a well. -__-
AT LEAST MY BAE ISN'T MARRIED M8888888!!!! YOUVE CROSSED THE LIIIIIINE
I've never been in a relationship so I don't know what it's like not to be single. I like being single. I can do what I want, no break ups, I can watch movies on my own. It's just great. I like people but I'm 14. I don't need no man *sassy finger wave*
I can name a few things: Elk, a social life (which I don't need), WIFI, a midget obese giraffe, a portable John Green aaaaaaand I think that's it
My year is going along pretty steadily, no bumps in the road which makes me extremely suspicious. But yeah, in all seriousness, my year has been preeeeeeetty good.
Well, I like to be treated as a human obviously. I don't know, it depends how you feel about me. I'd like to be treated nicely and with respect but if you're not capable of that, don't do it, it's no skin off my back, I only pay attention to people who are nice to me because rude people don't deserve recognition :)
Um... I don't know, I don't want to sound conceited but maybe a 5 or 6? I don't know, I don't look in the mirror and say 'Wow Lauren, you're a solid 8 and a half today' or 'Wow Lauren, you're a Mexican 4 today', so I don't really know what id rate myself, I guess that's for everyone else to decide really
Oh my god Kyra, it was! That and 'Hello' you know 'Never should have saiiiiiiid hellooooo' you know what I'm talking about. The rap battles to that song were REAL! Feels, man
I think Stay The Night by Zedd and Hayley Williams. Or The Divine Zero, Pierce The Veil's new song. Maaaaaaaybe Remembering Sunday by All Time Low feat. Juliet Simms, that's a damn good song and I remember replaying it a thousand times because WOAH. But yeah, that's it I think.
People who have little to no personality. People who don't have any interests, don't really like ANYTHING, can't have good conversations with them. Basically just really neutral people, I like hanging around with people with big personalities. When someone is really passionate about something, they're automatically a cool person to me. Unless they're passionate about murder or something... That's not so cool...
This website gets more and more depressing every day, I swear to god. I'll give you an honest answer to this one though. This is going to sound extremely shallow but I have an unexplainable disliking toward my nose and the way my voice sounds. I know "You should love yourself" blah blah blah but seriously, I just really don't like those parts of myself.
My bed and chicken noodle soup D: and WIFI... :)
I've never been in a relationship before but I guess I'd deal with it the way I usually do when something sad happens: feel sad, be a moody b*tch for a while, watch chick flicks then move on. I guess we shall see in the future
I'd like to think that I'm not but I think everyone is a bit selfish in one way or another. I don't like sharing stuff so that probably makes me selfish
I don't watch Game Of Thrones but by the way people are talking about it, it sounds purty good
Casually offer them a piece of my chewing gum? Usually that works and most of the time they admit that they though they had bad breath. That's when you just laugh it off "Haha no I totally didn't notice that your stank breath is polluting my aiiiiiir"
Writing, drawing and showering. All 3. I kind of write and draw to pass time, that's why I'm late a lot because I have to finish what I'm working on once I've started it. I try to stay away from my book if I have to go out. As for showering, I could spend my day in a shower, it's my favorite place in the world
I actually haven't really seen many new movies this year but the few I have seen have been great, so so far so good :)
Yeah I've seen that one, it's hilarious haha. Can't even exercise! *gasps* what's.. What's this the ****?!
So depressed. It's empty. Poor bank account :( #prayformybankaccount
Haha, you watched it? Can't even dance! What's this then ****?
Hm.. I'd choose Kiera and I'd force her to make me food and give me back massages. Oh, and she'd have to speak in an angry Irish accent the whole time just because it would be hilarious
Maybe 2 days when I was really unwell and couldn't leave my room? I can't go long without showering or bathing, I need to feel clean ALL THE TIME
Well, Alex Gaskarth said he was going to "Break my little heart in two" but he didn't. Only thing I can think of that "broke my heart" was Gerard Way. Nothing specific, just Gerard
Oh! I had a crush on Emma Watson when I was maybe 5? (I still think she's one of the beautifulest women to live on this earth). Then I had a crush on Hayley Williams when I was 7-ish and I had a crush on Gerard Way (still do because DAYUM) when I was a bit younger too. So my first crush was Emma Watson, moral of the story, I liked girls from the start. *thumbs up*
A teacher because- since I'm a student- I see all the crap they have to deal with and I wouldn't be able to go a day without stabbing one of them. I also probably wouldn't be able to be a doctor either because I can't be around sick people without having a complete OCD breakdown. If it was something like cancer, I would but contagious diseases are just.. I can't. As much as I want to help people, I simply can't be around sick people. Another thing I wouldn't do is be a flight attendant. I would throw up on everyone because I get car sickness when it gets a bit swervy and stuff so if I was in an airplane, it would be a thousand times worse I can imagine
A Cajun hook**. It won't shut up. *thousand thumbs up*
'Twas an S. The Samsung kind. 'Twas pink with a touch screen and if I do recall, it did not make noises. 'Twas a good phone. If anyone tells you iPhones are better than Android, kick them in the face because I have an iCrap now and it is the biggest mistake I've ever made IN MY ENTIRE LIFE TIME!