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Are you Awesome?! ;)
Yes yes sir I am
SURPRISE!!! ;;)
O: boo!!! :P
Isn't Anat just AWESOME :D <3 omnomnom! -burp-
Savage! =D
Who is Sonke Dube
No Idea
Im jst askin cuz im curious :)
I see:). 4(*9)
Y on bbm what if I dnt hve a bb
Cause only my bbm contacts of this
I hate it too... Makes me wna cry, I M̲̣̣̣̥ ı̣̣̣ ss him :'(
Don't be sad({})
How many wives do you have..? :/
Guess ;)
HEY FAT STD deformed gigalow!! Shhh shaka.
Quite you *** stained hoe bag semem s*cking testoterone rhino blow s*cking muncher
You okay? :( I'm really worried
I think I'll be ok, thanks for asking ({})
Don't you hate it wen you really happy then gets taken away from you in less than 5 minutes then you go back to being unhappy again? I do.
I hate it with all my heart
Why u feeling so down lately :((E)
And monte was epic with u
Luv from Emz
P.S ( °̩ M̲̣̣̣̥​ı̣̣̣​ÛÛ‘ y̶o̶u̶ )
Thanks love miss you too :) ({})
How many rounds have you done with a girl or a hoe?
I stay away from hoes
Again. . I have nothing to ask x_x :(
So I'll just say hi
:D hi!!!!!
Hahaha hi to you too :P :D
Hey :D
Guess who?
How? :/ :P
Quido alpha the situation. Has been slaped. Repeat the situation has been slaped
Guido one move man move! Save yourself from the medievl greneades!!
Guido alpha. This is quido 1 we hav a situtation repeat we hav a situation
Guido 1 this is guido alpha what is your situation over?
I wanted to ask something but I've probably almost already asked you everything. #clueless.
You know who this is :* :D <3
You special child <3 you know how to make me smile:* :D
I miss you more than infinity! <3 357030
:* love you lots like jelly tots and more than vodka shots<3
Who is your wife and is she pretty? ;;)
My wife is an amazing angel! :D <3 and such a se*y beast :P:*
Shaka υ amazing frwnd tht *̩ still owe sour jelly tots 2:$ *̩ ℓ♡vε υ so so so much :* ♥ × × ×
Promise to see me soon and you don't owe me a thing ;;) :* <3
Is kirsty rugani ur best chick frwnd
We really close :)
Yes υ do jelly tot;;) ♥ × × ×
Are you my se*y nerd?! :P
Do you like sunflowers?
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(. . )
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The way its so =)) they nice :)
Wazzzup my 1 αnd only jelly tot ♥ *̩ ℓ♡vε αnd miss чoυ thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much:* ♥
Чoυ better knw who this is ;) ♥
Do I get a kiss if I get it right? ;;) <3
Virgin???;)
Plz ping me ;;)
Do you believe in God?
Not really
If you enjoy wasting time then Is it still considered "wasting time" ?
I dna /:
If pizza is round then why do they put it in a square box ? :O
Did you know the pizza is a triangel? O_o
If someones born deaf what language would they think in ? :O
...... Chineses?
When you stand up where does your lap go ? :O
That's a good question :O
Can you cry under water ? :O
You can pee in water :P
In this sentence, the word "and" occurs twice, the word "eight" occurs twice, the word "four" occurs twice, the word "fourteen" occurs four times, the word "in" occurs twice, the word "seven" occurs twice, the word "the" occurs fourteen times...
/:
the word "the" occurs fourteen times, the word "this" occurs twice, the word "times" occurs seven times, the word "twice" occurs eight times, and the word "word" occurs fourteen times
..........
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from ? :O
Duh! Baby piss 3\
Why is it called a boxing "ring" If its square ? :O
Cause they american? /:
Can at least have the decency to reply to my questions !!! 3-|
There too many!!!! :/
What color is a mirror? :O
What color is a window? :/
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?:O
Falieed (y)
Phronemophobia = fear of OVER THINKING.
So that what's its called
If I throw a stick will you actually leave ? :O
Why throw the stick ? O_o
Dancing Party: ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/ ε(‾^‾)з \(‾^‾)/ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┠ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ
Whahahahaha =)) :D
Slide to left (>•.•)> Slide to right <(•.•<) Criss cross (>•.•<) <(•.•)> Cha cha real smooth (^-.-)>
How do you still remember that?! :o =))
Do A Barrel Roll!" (._.)( ._.)( ._)( .)( )(. )(_. )(._. )(._.) Now what?
I don't know, but I'm hungry :/
Man was sent to Earth to suffer, Woman was sent to Earth to make sure it happens.
Some were anyway :)
( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- ) Opening a pack of gum at school.
The way its so true /:
Who's your fav teletubbie? :P :d
Hahahaha don't watch sorry :P
Zee name is Nolan!! :P
You have to use your crusonts! :D
Soooooo... You still havent anwsered my question about Philipa & Lara?
If you were my friend you'd tell me who you are
Who u into??xx
Few people actually, you may be one of them if I knew who you were ;;) ;)
What school you go to?
CTG
Hey Bit**!!! When u coming drinking with us again hey!?!?!?!?!?! Hahaha u know who this is! ;)
You don't tell me!!! :/
What types of girls do u date
I like a girl who's fun, honest, down to earth, random but who also thinks, and cute
as*hole
I'm not gonna tell a random where I live
Where do u stay nigga
f*** off
Would u ever date me. Be honest
I can't if I don't know who you are, come on let's talk on bbm alright? :)x
Bro wat should we do in capetown
f*** shi* up big time (y)
Every one misses you at MMA
I miss mma and friends there too
Telling you whoo I am isn't gonna help with anything. But fine. If you think none of them are hot, then which one is better 2 hang with?
Forget you
This person who's asking which is better of the two people is pretty weird. I feel for you!
Thanks, I know right?
Not the point. The ones hot! Which one do you prefer?
This isn't a game who are you?
Your friends with those girls whoo hate eachother? Phillippa and Lara. Ha! Shame!! Must s*ck! But whoos ur favourite? Curious.
Who are you?
like se*??;)
Yea ;) its fun ;P
Have you ever punched a wall for so long that the wall starts to bleed?
The wall starts to bleed?
What's your view on f***ing shi* up?
There is a limit, but having a pure hardcore joll with friends is what's up
Who do you love?
Ask me on bbm, please?
You where absent from school once again, we expect tomorrow to be different yes? Oh and everyone is reciving a Meeting with Mr D
Oh shi* /:
Get me some food Bit** :p
Bit** be trippin :/ :P
Please explain what 'legacy' is all about?
A legacy is something left behind to rememberd, I plan to leave behind me a leagcy of whatever it is I do no matter what anyone says I will be the best at what ever it is I do and no one can do anything about it
Bro? Its peaches u freak! :P
Don't judge :P
I EAT WATERMELON FOR BREAKFAST!!! i'm a bad b*tch!! ;) nom nom nom nom.... *evil laugh* MWAhahahahahah!!!
Come at me bro ;) I do cardio :P
It was a Dario's idea!
The bastard...
Its a me, Mario
The hell? How did you get out of my nintendo?
You gota the Mushroom for me Shaka?
What mushroom and who are you?
At your MMA venue, do you train, spar, or both?
We train and at the end or beinging of the lessons we spar against each other
Hey my nigga wana hang with me in soweto
No /:
Last clue I'm a pimp with swag we both love bacon and Bit**es ohhh you owe me 2 bottles of crackling
The f*** I do Bit** /:)
Bro I hooked up wirth a Pregnant chick and had se* in Nick (the jew) room guess my name O_o :D
I don't have time to make such a list bro X_X
My dog has the hiccups.
.......BOO!!!! :O ( to scare away the hiccups)
What's her name? \:)
Who? :)
In each word is a letter of my name, except one , guess who this is ?
Words:
Look
Over
There
Ambitiously!
You are obiviously a chick cause there is not a guy on my phone who could have thought of this /: :)
SHAKA !!!!! Must come visit me soon !! :D *HINT* уσυ live close to me :p
I know you! :P I'll drop by soon ;)
No not tayla..... tamsyn :| “maryâ€
Mary!!! :D
Say my name Bit**!!!
Kill you slow use skull for se* and decorateive birdhouse!
SHAKA :D this isn't “mary†by the way :|
Tayla!!!!! :D I miss you /: </3
Give me my beanie back!!!
Say ling ling 3 times to accept challenge!!
(5+6-8) divided by pancakes = [?]
Your answer is wrong cause you forgot to minus the pankcake from 7 then times it by 4 making it 28 :D
Its me!! Guess who it is :P
I can't X_x
RAWRWUFLRAWUMP!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Do you do caine?? O_o
Shshshshshshs!!!..... Maybe /:
Jelly Beans :D:D:D
No man! Its jelly tots ! :D
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