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What makes people boring?
Their lack of humour
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full.
Yum
what do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick
What's with all the space puns
What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes!
Drop that beat
What’s a light-year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
I thought it was 6 trillion miles
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Cool
What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder!
eeerrrrm
Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
I've tried one, they taste disgusting
What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar!
Original
Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the milky way.
But we're in the milky way
Have you ever farted in public?
I don't fart
Who sent you the puns? x
Caitey probs
You are *exy
Speak for yourself!
What is your weakness?
Shyness, if that is one
How long would you like to live for?
At least 600
What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
When they are mean, closeminded and ignorant
What is success to you?
Being happy
If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
There are too many things to delete, but all those things are caused by the human race, so humans
Your next smartphone?
Is up ya b*m
Who are your top 5 bestfriends?
I love everyone!
Would you consider going out with sometime?
-Kaine :)
Who are you, he doesn't appreciate stuff like this
The most boring person you know?
TOO MANY
Thoughts on Kaine McAliece
Has gum
Why aren't you going to deb?
I'm not really sure, I guess I just didn't fancy it
Pubic hair for all over body hair or diarrhea for sweat
just wax all of it off lol
Eyes for nipples or p****es for fingers
First, I would always have to go topless tho
are you going to deb?
Nope :)
Pubic hair got body hair or diarrhea fur sweat
What?
Would you rather have a Venus flytrap for a v***** or a slug for a p****
Venus sounds good
Would you rather eat tin dog food or tin cat food?
cat food has waay to much rich proteins for humans to handle, so dog food
Would you rather drink menstruated blood or urine?
Fresh urine actually is just 90% water with an added chemical called urea or something so deffs that
No shower, you walked bare foot all dau
kk
Would you rather talk through your nose or smell through your eyes?
Both are a privilige
Would you rather have no neck or no eyebrows
No neck would be pretty cool.
Anthings better than drawing on your eyebrows
Would you rather lick a random's eyeball or s*ck your big toe
I would have to shower before s*cking my toe
Would you rather eat all of your poo everyday for a week or eat someone's diarrhea once a year for the rest of your life
What the f u ck kind of question is this?! Omg well I guess the first one, because I rarely take a dump
Who would you take a bullet for?
Anybody
The gruffilo is coming.
Shh
Your source of happiness?
The big questions in life
What do you think people think of you?
that i'm annoying
The thing you want the most this Xmas?
shove a cactus up your ***hole
What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
I'm a girl what is this
A lie you told today?
I didn't lie today
Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
not too fussed :)
why did you give a mobile link to qoohme when the facebook post was not sent from mobile?
because magic
Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?
Me.
Who knows you better than your parents?
myself and only myself
Who are you thinking about as you answer this?
haha go away
The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
getting back to sleep
A person you lost you would like to see again?
lkihjblojb
Top 7 year 9 ' s
I love all the year 9's
Best advice you received about relationships?
go s*ck a **** question of the day
You're one of my favourite people Leyla!
I love you!
why do you laugh so much
Because I love life!
Who are the 5 nicest girls in year 10?
Hope, Sarah e, Jayne, Amy, Alice
fav class you have tomorrow?
art by far
totally
no seriously that was the funniest thing ever
You should be, i hit my head and was dizzy for the rest of the day ahahahhaa nah you're forgiven
The lucky guy is me ;)
okay :)
nah im serious, i wanna know
um about what?
Who's the lucky guy?
hahahahahhaha ;)
What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own?
my swag
Type of person you would like to marry?
Someone I can share everything with idk
What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most?
my sweg
you made me feel so much better friday night
aw thats really good glad i helped! talk to me anytime <3
you make my day so much better
aw oh my god this means alot to me thankyou!:)
3 things that attracts you to a person?
Humour, honesty, intelligence
okay make it 10 then
negative
don't be a little wuss
hope i know its you
Top 5 best friends??
i hate rounding friends just to 5 haha
you remind me of a happy little monkey
hahahaha *a sweggy happy little monkey
on a scale of 1 to swag how high are you?
1000000
your pretty as
jee thanks!:)
I love you Leyla ashbenzo
I love you to ash!
you're pretty sweggy
pretty? you mean 1000%
can't wait for your wedding
me too! It's gonna be a blast
You are stunning, could be a model
never! thank you though!:)
You are a great person
That's really nice thankyou! xx
Why do you laugh so much ?
I have answered this so many times...
You are an amazing photoshopper! I will treasure that shrek thing forever xx
Aw i love you!! Only the best paint skills
Where have you been I miss youuuuu! hahahaha! _alicemh
hahha I miss you <3
How do you tell someone they have bad breath?
here's a tic tac
Do blind people have dreams?
yes they actually do, i read up on it.
What makes your mom awesome?
everything
Who is this "Bowen" you speak of
omg i know its you you can stop now
Don't mind me I'm just looking for my katana sword to slice off some heads please carry on doing whatever you were doing
Signed The Stranger
Hi Bowen
Most embarrassing moment?
your mum
Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaaha!
G'day, I was on someone another persons qoohme and someone revealed that "The Stranger" is in fact Bowen Bransden
i already knew it was him
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