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Leyla666

Qoohme doesn't even let you say s a s s y now that is b o l l o x

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What makes people boring?

Their lack of humour

Leyla666 replied 3662 days ago

*ex mi

Sure

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full.

Yum

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

what do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick

What's with all the space puns

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes!

Drop that beat

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

What’s a light-year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

I thought it was 6 trillion miles

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

Cool

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder!

eeerrrrm

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

I've tried one, they taste disgusting

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar!

Original

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the milky way.

But we're in the milky way

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

Have you ever farted in public?

I don't fart

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

Who sent you the puns? x

Caitey probs

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

You are *exy

Speak for yourself!

Leyla666 replied 3677 days ago

What upsets you?

You

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