Don't be a btch.
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Gaan jy ooit weer qooh antwoord?
Nope
Ek het net gedink dit sal super ironies wees as ek juis dié vraag beantwoord. Is dit nie?
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Het al jou bad habbits begin nadat muller jou hart gebreek het?
Miskien as julle ophou om my te probeer uit figure, sal julle besef dat daar meer is in die lewe as anonieme vrae van mense af wat nog nie genoeg kanse gevat het nie. Want as julle enigsins kanse in die lewe vat, sal iets interessant genoeg met julle gebeur dat julle nie meer in ander se lewens hoef rond te krap vir bietjie nuus nie. Deleting Qooh.
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Must be sad losing your highschool love to a slüt
Not as sad as having to answer questions about it LONG AFTER IT HAS PASSED OVER. Dis letterlik al amper 2018. En ****shaming is nie cool nie, bietjie onnodig. Hou dit asb van my account af.
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Are you interested in a relationship?
I'm not even interested in romantic movies.
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What should be free, but isn't?
Basic medical care; clean water; basic education; the spaying and neutering of animals; tampons; shelters; BUT NO. LET'S MAKE E-TV FREE. Well done South-Africa. Well done. ??
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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
Heavy object, lift with care.
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Trek my balhaare uit met daai tande van jou
??? what the f u c k.
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How many tattoos have you got?
2
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Why don't you want to marry?
'Cuz I don't want a divorce ?
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I read through your entire qoohme. Sorry. I'm bored. Have a few questions:
1) really a drugdealer?
2) really don't want to get married?
3) really considering to stay in europe?
4) was your break up really so bad?
5) really never cheeted?
Hi ? oke.
1. Hell no. One of the many rumours I've heard.
2. Don't think so, but no one can know 100%
3. Not anymore.
4. Yes.
5. Never.
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Have you ever been in a situation where you and a friend REALLY had to pee at a sports game but there was no where to go?
Nope
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What common thing have you never done?
Cheating.
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Het jy n crush op iemand?
Yeah probably.. almal het maar n crush op iemand
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Anywayssss ek gaan saam, uninvited and all! artemistzitzika
Ek weet nie waarheen jy wil gaan nie, maar jy gaan alleen ? saterdag chill ek by jou huis, met jou kos en jou haaaaaasie.
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Gaan jy na n braai toe drol? ek dog jy kom na my toe sat aand ?
huh? artemistzitzika
Uhg. Dit was laasnaweek shthead. Check the dates ?
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Just a little bit fooling around then?
Imma pass
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I would like to fck you back to Africa.
?? damn. No thanks.
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What popular thing doesn't appeal to you?
Having a bf/gf just because it can.
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Hôi? Wullen jullie misschien mee ga naar coco's vrijdag avond?
Richie? ?? Dit kan niet. Wij hebben heel veel werk dit week. Kom jullie saterdag naar de braai, oké?
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Watter aanbod? Gaan jy dit vat en daar bly?
Nope. Ek het dit oorweeg. Maar nee, I'm probably comming home.
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I miss you so fcking much man. Please come back.
?
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Wat meen jy miskien oor 4 jaar? Ek dog jy kom desember terug?
Things changed. Ek het n aanbod hier ontvang wat ek oorweeg om te vat. I dunno yet ?
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Lieg lekker sien ek. Jy is noe single omdat jy nie tyd wil mors nie, jy's songle omdat jy te bang is vir n verhouding. Dan gee jy niemand eers n kans nie. Dis fcked up.
Calm down little fella. Jammer dat ek jou ego gebreek het ?
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Waar is jy nou tans soos bv.suidafrika of italie?
Ek is in Nederland ☺
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Miss yoooooouuuu ❤???
I probably miss you too, as I miss everyone.
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Ok so desember kan ek weer my luck try? Muskien raak ek lucky.
*miskien nie.
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Wanr kom jy huisto?
Hang af van watter huis jy praat.
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Hello jammer Juffrou Ewert vra waars die papiere van die uitryke wat jy laasjaar gedoen het en eks te skaam om jou self te vra jammer
?? uhm okay. Sê sy moet bietjie soek op daardie deurmekaar lessenaar van haar. Dis in n blou boekkie.
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The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Liking the same food & disliking the same people.
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Ek weet 100% jy gaan weet wie ek is, but idc. Eerstens, ons mis jou. Tweedens, ek weet M het jou opgefok, ek onthou wie jy was voor die break-up. Maar asb wees versigtig daar. My broer stres ook oor jou. Ons almal doen. Kom net veilig terug en begin oor.
Hou op stres ? ek whatsapp jou x
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Put your qooh back please
Nope. I just look at my qoohs whenever I stalk someone. Or embarrass myself because I don't hide my name ?
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What guy in SA do you miss tge most?
My brother
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What's the most expensive thing you own?
Help meh I'm poor
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What would you do if you had no fear ?
I'd surch for something else that makes my heart beat faster
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As jy tyd kon terugdraai, wat sou jy anders doen?
Minder kanse gee.
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Comming to cape town next year?
Nahh. Port Elizabeth ?
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Koshuis is leeg sonder jou ❤
Darem bly julle koskaste nou langer vol ?
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Ja jle het?
We're done with this topic ?
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Are you going to bat me again when you come back ?
Yea ?
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MULLER IS N MANHOER HOEKOM HET JY MET HOM UITGEGAAN WAT DE FOK.
Ons het nooit uitgegaan nie.
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Waneer kom jy trug sa toe?
25 Desember. I'm a Christmas present. Ta-da.
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When were you the most happy and why?
Blah blah I hate these cliché questions blah blah
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If you're so bad at pretending, how come you're good at pretending you don't mis or love you ex?
You can't miss something that was never yours ? besides, it's been forever since we broke up. KOM BY. Ons is mos nou klaar met hoërskool drama.
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Looks lik you having time of your life... so why stick to the name lindealer when you are movingoon to better things??
I like the name - It's catchy. Why should I change it? I am not defined by a name on social media.
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Why are you single?
Don't feel like wasting time
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What are you bad at ?
Pretending
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I see you're already broken, but baby i will break you further just give me one night ???
Not broken, just broke. So maybe skip the night and just gimme moneeeyyy.
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So lindi, if you could make out with one person you met through instagram, who would it be?
I don't really meet people through Instagram. Uhm. Probably Josh
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Why are you happy today?
Who said I'm happy.
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Bra tot jou hand is in verbande ? watte fok het jy gedoen?
? jissie jy is oplettend. Actually bietjie creepy. Ek het in n kar vasgery met my fietsie.
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Here's a scenario. You and a rapist are on a tall platform over a deep pit. You knock them off but they grab the edge and hold on. You stand above them, looking down at them hanging off the edge for dear life.
In detail, what do you do? No weapons
Walk away.
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What do you want the most right now?
A hug from my mother
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See you have a black eye for the 3rd time since I met you
Ayyyy but who's keeping count ??
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Hoekom is jou oog blou?
Thug life
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Why didn't you kiss me when you had the chance? And don't say you waited for me, I'm dik shy and you know it.
Maybe I didn't want to? I don't know who you are. So if you want a real answer, maybe you should dm me.
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Why did you put your qoohme back ?
Because @artemistzitzika did it and I'm a coppy catter. Also, I'm bored.
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What do you want for your birthday
A bibigun.
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I get a tit boner just looking at you
??? lekker.
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What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
Eating
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When do you know you're in love?
You get that feeling inside you telling you to run in the other direction.
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Know how hard it is to find someone's qooh when it's not on their bio ? put it back! Wanted to know what your ex did to be replaced by sht? (recent caption)
Snaaks ?? I dunno. Nothing specific. Guess we just didn't fit after a while anymore. And nah, I like my qooh being off my bio. Not putting it back anytime soon.
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Hoekom is jou link van jou bio af?
My ma het instagram gekry ?
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If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
Newspaper.
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What little thing pisses you off greatly?
People. But not only the little ones. The big ones too.
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Kan j nie net goet begin doen wat legal is nie? Jy gaan nog eendag tronk toe gaan. En dan kyk ons wie lag ?
?Fokkofffffff.... Fokkof polisiman, fok jou. ?
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Hoekom is jou en Ruan se fotos illegal??
Hi stalker ? Omdat dit nie legal is nie ?
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Jy weet wie. Moet ek sy naam hardop sê?
Go away ??? lank.
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Hoe lank crush jy al op hom? ??
Op wie?
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Which country are you from and which country would you like to visit ?
From south-africa (yay?) ; currently in Europe, wanna be anywhere I haven't been.
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By wie moet ek nou koop ? geniet Amsterdam. Hoop j weet almal is jaloers.
Bra ? ? ? ?
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Why is your instagram suddenly on private?
Too many people irratating me.
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Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
Ew
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Dream car ?
2016 Range Rover Vogue please ❤❤❤
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What is your New Year's resolution?
Don't have any, it's stupid. If I would want something in my life to change, I'll change it because I want/need to. Not because it's a new year.
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Jy kon my darm groet?
Ek kon seker
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Laaste ou met wie jy afgehak het in mosselbaai/George/odn?
Eks n non
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Gan jy die mosselbai ouens mis?
Nah. Ek gaan die see meer verlang
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What's a big turnoff on the first date?
As hy stink. Oeh en lang naels ?
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Weet jy wie marilene vermaak is?
Ja natuurlik, hoekom?
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What do you think about the most ?
I don't think much.
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fck the haters. they just want to be like you lindii. Lindi you are the best?
#jealousy makes you nasty
Thanks love ❤
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If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
Samuel George Caflin, the lead actor of Me before You. Cause damnnn ?
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mis jou klaar die skool gn not weer diesfde wees nie Lindi ?? geniet vir Amsterdam
Haai haai ? seker ek sal jou weer sien as ek terugkom. En dankie, ek sal ??
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Lindiiii ek sweer jy maak my lewe?ek is so lief vir jou??
-?
I love you too ?
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En dis "rebelse" nie "rebeliese" nie jou dom fck
Stupid people, stupid people everywhere
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Ek kan jou verseker dat lindi nie net twee vriende het nie. Wie praat anyway van 'maatjies'? Is jy twee? Buhbye ugly todler.
Ek is so lief vir julle ek sweer ???
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Jys pateties. Baklei jou 2 maatjies altyd jou fights?
Nope, net as hulle bored is. Shame, raak jy nou jaloers oor my vriende ook? Maybe moet jy ook vir jou so een of twee aanskaf. Dan hoef jy nie anoniem gesprekke te voer met ander mense wat NIE JOU "MAATJIES" is nie.
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ons gimmies kyk op na jou jys so oulik en stout en fun
? ? dankie dat jy probeer komplimente uitdink ❤
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what did u do wrong?
I posted a picture that apparently ruined someones life or somethin. I dunno.
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Okay loser wat sê sy moet ophou met haar k*k - kyk net hier. Iemand wat die woorde 'rebeliese fotos' gebruik is of 50 of het nie 'n fokken lewe nie. Eks doodseker dis die tweede opsie? Fokof man.
? ? ? thanks homie. ?
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Kan jy nie net die vraag ernstig antwoord nie?
Oky. As dit jou sal gelukkig maak. Ek sal terig val aarde toe, wanneer jy 1: leer hoe om jou neus eerder by jou boudjies op te druk as in my sake, en 2: n sin vir humor kry. Tevrede? Oky bye nou ?
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Jy dink jy's soooo fokken cool met die rebeliese fotos? Jy sal nog eendag aarde toe val.
Nee.. ? Maar ek.. Nee.. Ek wil nie val nie ?? dis te hoog van hier waar ek is. Wat as ek val en breek? Ek bly maar eerder hier, baie dankie x
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Jy moet ophou met jou k@k.
Oh boy. Hier kom n storie waarvoor ek regtig nie lus het nie ?