Linzi Johnson
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Why did kieren n u break up I wanna no why
Look, That's Non Of Your ****ing Business. Stay The **** Out My Business, You Biss Ma Se Poes :e
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I just want to **** you hard in the as* :)
Naah, Don't Have Time For Kuk like That From Anonymous People.
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What would make you happy?
A Relationship With ...
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I seriously like your straight forwardness lol
Thank You
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Your attitude stinks mabru
That's Because "IM THE ****" Bro ;) .
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U one rude person you know that
**** Off .
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So u wana do d date thing?
Depends.
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You very cute. I wanna date u
You Then Anonymous .
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Who do you support in the world cup
United States And Germany .
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How bigs your p****
Ask Your Daddy, He Blew Me, Twice .
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I've heard of mean but never thought people could be as mean as u are, u are really one of a kind, I swear if I met I would punch you in the ****ing face
You Can ****ing Try, I'll Skop You Hard In Your Poes.
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Smartphone that is on your wishlist?
Don't Have .
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Hello
my name is Rose seeking a friend after gone through your profile at qooh.me i derive interest to knowing you write me to my email address ([email protected]) i will tell you more about me
your dearest friend
Rose
[email protected]
#DontKoppelFriends .
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When did you last cry.
Now ! , Because My BIS Is Expiring And My Mommy Doesn't Wanna Give Me Money .
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
Yes, That F**K YOU Feeling .
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Sweet as honey looking type maami
What The **** Are You Trying To Say?
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I would definatly **** you like right now...
Now ***!
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Favourite *ex position? :)
There's So Many But I Have To Go For "Intense Missionary" , Omg , ****s Just Got Hard Of Thinking Of It.
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Linzi You s*ck *yawn*
.... **** .
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Why are you such a jerk towards other people?.Do you like wish to be alone for the rest of your life or what? or is it just some kind of defense mechanism, because its a really ****y one if it is!
Ok Dr Phill .
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How was your first time when you had *ex?
Awesome.
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Did you s*ck ****?
Your Little One, Yes .
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Random question would you ever kill someone that ever gave you a hard time?
Yes And I Am Capable Of It .
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How is it possible that you are so completely and utterly KAK rude....but yet I find my self liking it #Baffled ...How do you do it?
Its Called "Being Yourself" .
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What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Every Time Someone Calls My Name </3 .
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I like this soup :( Dena_Rossiter
Dena! , The Only Asian Poppie I Actually Like :p , Stay Blunt And Awesome And Raaaaaaannnnnddddooommm ?
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Yes I do.. From you legs, all the way up
Oh My Gaaawd, Ping Me .
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Have you ever had your neck, shoulders, back, and legs massaged... with kisses?
Neck And Legs Only , Do You Wanna Do The Rest?
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what school do you go to
Steenberg .
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Who do you think is the best Trance Dj? W&W? Orjan Nielsen? Or Ronski Speed? Or Above and Beyond?
To Be Honest, I Think Dash Berlin Is .
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How long would you like to live for?
Forever .
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Complete this sentence - one day I want to ...
... Live The Kardashian Lifestyle, Their Dope As **** :p "Bruceyy" (Khloe Voice) :$ .
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You not that cute I lied, you actually ugly, why you so ugly? *****
Ask God, He Made Me.
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Would you ever have *ex with zac`efron ?
No. I Have My Type, His Not it .
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Omg you think you the ****, enik don't know what fart us and I know your fart stink.
Now Why You Obsessed With Fart Or The Smell Of Mine, You One Weird Naai .
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Give p*rn websites, please bra
www.i****edYourMother.com
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Do your fart stink?
What's Fart? :?
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LOL ,
I like the way you make fun of people
[Laughing for days]
Byeee :)<3
Laarl, Join Me Next Time .
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Why you so rude I was just asking a question
Shh .
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Where do you live
In A House That Needs Some Drastic Renovation :D= , Laarl .
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Why do you stay abzent so mush becoz skwl is vital
I Stay Absent Because School Is Boring And I Think You Need School More Than I Do. Here's A Quick Spelling Lesson , Absent Not Abzent, Much Not Mush, Because Not Becoz And School Not Skwl. :)
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I see u listen2 a lotta trance but what's yur fav song
Man On The Run
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You quite cute, hey :)
And You Quite A Liar .
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I also like that song do it all its a kwaai numba
Good For You .
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Koppel ur sisters pin, She Kak reg
Ask Yourself, I Don't "Koppel" **** .
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Why are you people judging him ,
Because his BI ?
Keep your bek & mind your own ****ing
Business
Immature ***holes , #****yourlife.
I'm Gay.
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Three Favourite Things 2 do?
1. Sleep (Dream) 2. Take A **** 3. Make Fun Of People
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Why you so *exual? No person is so *exual like you are
I'm *exual Because Its A Part Of Me, Its Basically Who I Am And No Person Is As *exual As I Am Because We All Different People.
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Top five favourite songs
1. Man On The Run - Dash Berlin 2. Do It All - Nathan Mayer 3. Pluto - Dj Clock Feat Beatenberg 4. Alive - Krewella 5. I Got U - duke Dumont
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Would you ever kiss a boy on the cheek for a R100?
I Tongued A Boy Already, For Free .
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
If They Have No b*m , **** Their Lives .
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
People Who Don't Listen To Me, Like Duuh , I'm Awesome |8
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Are you BI?
I Can't Keep Answering The Same **** questions. I Suggest You Go Into My Archives And See What My Answer Was For This Exact Question .
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Keep u Like A Hond And Greet Me Jou Mal Poes.
I Never Greet First So If You Want Me To Greet You, Then Do It First .
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Why do u keep u cool? Don't come keep u kwaai, u still a naai, jou naai
I Never claimed To Be Kwaai , Which Only Means One Thing, I Am Kwaai Because if You Then Noticing It, Then Its True.
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I need a pic of you?? I have no idea who you are? I'm siddeeqah
Ok , Pop Up .
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Give your bbm pin pls
Go s*ck **** You Problem Naai , I Then BC'd The Link Which Means You Already On My BBM .
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Do you have nice toes
Come Evaluate For Yourself .
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Why are you obsession with mexico what's lekke there
Omp , Its Obsessed (Laughing For Days) But I'm OBSESSION With Mexico Because They Have Mooi People.
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Yooor sies , I here they naai one another whole day there , and by the tuck shop they sell R5 a bloue
Nogals Not, You Making Up **** Now. Waarvan If We *ex, We Do It Outside School And Not On The Premises And Don't Wys Everyone Your Secrets That You Buy R5 Bloue's .
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What school are you at ? :)
Steenberg High .
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If you could have *ex with one celebrity, who would it be and why?
That's Tough - Afrojack Or Colton Heynes Because They Mooi Humans .
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What's your name ? Linzi , linzito , marito , miskito , pielito , ****nito or what gay ghat ?
That's Correct - Gay Ghats My Name .
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Your definition of a perfect date with your best friend and just catching on crap, exploring, being adventurous etc.??
What's The Question? .
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Would you ever lay your hands on a woman?
Only If She's Moering Me Repeatedly .
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Hey, all I know is that your name is linzi, and I have no idea how you look, will send me a pic of you? And are you BI?
Okay , Let Me See If I Have This Straight , I Must Send You A Pic But I Have No Idea Who You Are And You Don't Include Your Name? - Well Done Einstein .
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Guess what ?
I'm teaching a man in a wheelchair
To do HIGH`JUMP :$
Haha , hope I could make you smile :)
Tight`hugg , squeeeeze <3
Bye :*
You Mos A Maal Naai :d .
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You into chicks or ****s??
Both?
Either way I gran you dude(y)
Lols all your haters can choke on a ****:p
P.s your secrete admire on BBm hehehe
Thank You But Un-secrete Yourself?
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You keep you the ou but you not you just a stuk kak volle nommer o'bru
You English Is Sickening , I Suggest You Pay Attention In english Class, Ok . And I'm Kak Gevaarlik .
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Will you give me a b*** j** I hear u gve it da bez
Omg Speak Properly, Its "The Best" and I Won't Give You Because I Skaaz Know How You Look .
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I see you love trance. I love it too bru
Good .
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Gay ****a'
Now Why Must You Envy Man? Becuase Gays Dala The Best *ex? - Shame , You Still A Vee </3:(
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
+10
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Keep u ma sterk gevriet
Hou Jou Thrush Bek, Already .
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I miss you bestfriend .
Ping me ?
I Do Best Friends, Why Don't You Ping Me.
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A song they should play at your funeral?
A Lekker Ghaam Mix.
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Your mase poes, I'll skop u binne your poes naier
Sure Babe.
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What do u want for yor bday tomorrow
Aaaah February 10th Is A Day Away But I Seriously Want A New School Bag, My Current One Is Just ****ed. =D
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Are you gay ?
Yes, But Not That Make Up Wearing - Girl Talking - Girl Walking - Sissy Dressing - ***** Acting Kinda Gay. They Make Me Sick.
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I love you Linzi Lyle Johnson
Thank You, I Would Say I Love You Back But I Have No idea Who You Are.
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You the biggest poes here mybru, lmjaaaas...nah j.k salute homie!
Okay Weird Person, Remind Your Mommy To Give You Attention Ne.
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Ur sista say you talk too you'self , is it true ?
No, I'm Way To Occupied To Do That ****, However, She's The One Teaching Invisible Kids.
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Why you sucha toet ? :)
Tammy, Hou Jou Bek. Irritating, Irrelevant Piece Of ****.
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How long did your last call last?
I Send Please Call Me's Only. :(
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What's your future plans
I Don't Like To Speak About It To Much But I Wanna Be Independent And Opulent. :)
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When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
No.
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
I Wanna Go Out, Move In, Have *ex And Cuddle With You. </3:(
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Minute for you ou bra, soma delete a man on bbm, yanne but its duidelik (y)
I Didn't, My Phone Was In Repairs And Obviously Wiped.
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Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
1. Appearance 2. Mindset.
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What does muff mEan?
Licking *****.
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Is that majiet girl your girlfriend ?
No. Just A Friend Thats A Girl, Nothing More.
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I'm confused cause your'll s*ck a d*** but you don't muff a girl? Itz confusing but then what do you do to the girl to get her wet?? #JustSaying
A ****? Its Ab external organ, where a ***** is inside and loads of fluids and nasty smells are in there that's why I won't dala, and to get it wet? I'll spit it nerf till its soaking
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Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?
Myself.