Lonwabo Qamba
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Ur profile pic makes me *****. . .
And your comment left me cold....
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Who iz ur role model?
No one in particular because nobody's perfect. I'm inspired by people who believed in their dreams enough to make them come true despite the challenges they faced along the way.
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What is the worst advice you've ever received?
1. Money can\'t buy love, but it can buy good *ex (only a nympho would say that) 2. Love conquers everything (If that was the case, then divorce courts and alimony wouldn\'t exist)
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Wud u have *ex without a condom?
I would consider it if you ran a series of HIV tests and marry me afterwards.
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Why do u dodge the subject of ur *exuality?
Lol! What are you talking about? I didn't dodge anything. If you want to hone your interrogation skills, go to your nearest police station.
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How many languagez can u speak?
I can speak certain Nguni languages, English and a bit of Afrikaans. I cannot speak Sotho or Tswana but I remember during my Jozi days when a couple of "Einsteins" would gossip about me not knowing that I understood 50-60% of what they were saying.
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Do you believe in friends with benefits?
Hell no! Friends should share everything except money, boyfriends/girlfriends/spouses/baby mamas/baby daddies and bodily fluids. Situations like that lead to one of you developing romantic feelings (if the friend is good in bed) or contempt (if the friend performs like a dead goldfish in bed) If you wanna mess up a good friendship, go for it.
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If u can change anything about yoself, wat wud it be?
Hmmmm. Where do I begin? For starters, I would reduce the size of my man boo*s from a 44D to a training bra. I also want a firm butt like Madonna\'s face after one of her Botox injections and I would love to have David Beckham\'s body without having to exercise and Chuck Norris\' healthy spam (He has 6 kids). I also want a d**k as big as Rihanna\'s forehead.
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Do u blv in luv @ 1st sight?
No. But i believe in lust at first sight. ;-)
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Is your **** cut or uncut?
Huh? I don't understand your question. You're talking higher grade English when I barely passed English on standard grade. *confused*
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Have u ever dated outside ur race???
Lol! Is the sky blue? My high school biology teacher always preached the importance of exploring and experimenting so I took his advice. Besides you can't eat samp and beans for the rest of your life. It's important to know how a Greek salad tastes like too. :-)
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Are you top or bottom?
Huh? That's a weird question. This question reminds me of that old Cremora advert: "It's not inside. It's on. . . .top" if you must know I'm wearing a striped top and blue bottoms but I prefer to call them jeans. I honestly don't know why you'd ask me what I'm wearing. #Stalker
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Wena u think ur special and funny. Get ova yourself because u r ugly boss.
And yet you took the time out of your hectic schedule to write this. Lol!
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Can i give u a ****job plz? I want u <3
Thanks for the offer but my d**k is not a public restroom. Brothels, escort agencies, Loslyf magazine and street corners were created for a reason. :-)
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Would you date a virgin?
Of course! There's nothing more reassuring and heartwarming than 2 blind mice fumbling in the dark. :-)
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Are you a virgin?
Yeah. I'm a secondary virgin. :-)
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Are u good in bed?
I think I am. I don't snore or drool on my pillow but I've been told that I fart a lot when I'm sleeping.
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What iz the best advice u hv ever received?
1. Never marry in community of property unless your future spouse has deep pockets. 2. Always shave down there unless you wanna smell like a fish market.
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Wud u have *ex 4 money?
In the wise words of Whitney when she was high on crack: HELL to the NO!!! Do i look Nice 'n Easy to you? Lol!
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Damn u look hot. I wanna **** u right now
Um. Okay. I hope your parents told you that some dreams don't come true hey.
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Do u mustabate?
Lol! It's been a donkey years since I've done that but more power to you if you like getting up close and personal with your hand. :-)
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What do you look for in a lover?
I'm looking for someone who has a sense of humour, faithful and who will love and respect me for who I am.
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Hw many p*rn dvd's do u own?
Zero. I used to own a couple of those but they vanished.
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What r u currently listenning 2?
My favourite song right now is Miguel's Quickie but I also love Maroon 5 & Christina's Moves Like Jagger, Jill Scott & Anthony Hamilton's So in Love and Britney's I wanna go.
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Are u bi*exual?
Lol! I'm not gay, straight or bi. Labels are for objects, not people.
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So u don't mind gay p*rn, just not lesbain p*rn?
Any p*rn that features a hard peacock and a nice kitty kat does it for me. :-)
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Do you like p*rn?
Yeah. Show me a hot- blooded man who doesn't.
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Which kind of p*rn do you like watching?
Any p*rn as long as it\'s not lesbian p*rn. There\'s nothing more boring than watching 2 women rub their p****ies against each other as if they\'re trying to start a fire. *yawns*
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What can lead u 2 cheat?
This may sound corny but I don't believe in cheating on someone. I would just be honest with my partner especially if the relationship has reached it's expiry date. Cheating just results in heartache and a mountain of regrets.
My facebook crush is you... Lol.
Thank you. :-) I'm flattered. I just wish you weren't anonymous though.
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are u single?
Yes I'm currently single
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Are u gay?
I\'m not gay, straight or bi. I\'m a*exual. :-)
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ai mina angik'thandi sham. 1ce upon a tym guys
@ skul ddnt evn lyk u, 2day dey always touch u and
luv u. hw du u du it!
Ever heard of the story about the ugly duckling that transformed into a swan? That's what happened to me. All you need is some swag, plenty of plastic surgery and a personality transplant and you'll be a smash hit like me. :-)
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hw long hav u had ur dreads?
I've had them for over 7 years now.
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do you have anger management
problems or you enjoy being rude?
Anger management problems? Me? You must be confusing me with someone else. I'm only rude when someone pushes me too far otherwise I'm sweet as honey most of the time
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Who's your facebook crush?
I have plenty of Facebook crushes but I'd rather lust after them from a distance.
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Since your last encounter with me in
bed did you ever found somebody who
did you like I did
The fact that I didn't contact you after our "encounter" should answer your question. *winks*
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How would you rate your *exual satisfaction? Moderately satisfied? Very Satisfied? Not
at all satisfied? Something else?
Moderately satisfied. Lol!
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lol do you have a crush on someone on facebook?
Of course i do. In a perfect world I would just hook up with them and have a mind blowing experience
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What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
That I'm stuck-up.
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
Sweet, stubborn, inquisitive